Damn it, you still want to explain to me after saying so much, and you still want to be rough with me. Su Haoran looked sad and angry, as if he was wronged and reasonable.
Yao Yongxiang looked at him with a sullen face and said nothing, but this state was the most terrifying. This ruthless man was obviously brewing emotions. He was really driven to panic, and he might suddenly take action.
Good Su Haoran accepted it and said with a righteous look: Although you are unreasonable, I am a reasonable person. If you want an explanation, then I will give you a chance.
oh
Yao Yongxiang's gloomy face softened for a moment. He thought Su Haoran would use Yang Mei to fight him to the end, but he didn't expect that there would be a magical turn of events.
Su Haoran continued: With my temper, when I face someone like you, I would just slap him to death. But I think you are a senior and it is unethical to do this, so I propose a literary fight method. As long as you can win
, I’ll do whatever you want, if you can’t win
Don't waste words, what kind of literary scholar Yao Yongxiang asked.
Yang Mei also looked at Su Haoran, obviously also wanting to know what he wanted to do.
Su Haoran said: We will win or lose in three games. The first game will be about eating, the second game will be about drinking, and the third game is about drinking. I haven’t thought about the third game yet. Anyway, you can’t win the first two games.
I bother
Yao Yongxiang was so angry that his face was twitching. What kind of comparison is this? We martial arts practitioners eat a lot. Is it possible?
Do you dare to say that you have a big appetite? Su Haoran roared with an extremely exaggerated expression, interrupted Yao Yongxiang's words, and then said contemptuously: I'll call a buddy to compare with you, how dare you not
Why are you comparing yourself to me? Yao Yongxiang asked angrily.
Damn it, you are a senior. Can't I find a helper? My brother will compete with you in eating, and I will compete with you in drinking. If you are afraid, just pretend that I didn't say anything. If you are not afraid, let's compete. Su Haoran said.
Haha, what if you lose? Yao Yongxiang sneered.
If I lose, I will let you handle it. Su Haoran straightened his back and asked confidently: What if I win?
You win. We are all martial arts practitioners. Do you think you can win at my level? It is not difficult to digest a pig in one meal. If you can really defeat me, the grudge between us will be wiped out. Yao Yongxiang said.
Okay, it's a deal. Su Haoran quickly climbed up the pole, grabbed this word and made it final.
Yang Mei said something nonchalant on the side, "Since ancient times, there have always been people who said that heroes are born with their mouths. Although this kid is not a hero, his broken mouth is indeed very powerful."
snort
Yao Yongxiang sat back angrily.
Then Su Haoran called Phoenix to come over. This guy is a master who eats chicken and pigs without spitting out the bones. He is still confident that this foodie can compete with Yao Yongxiang.
Then Su Haoran called a soldier king and sent him out to buy pig claws worth more than a thousand yuan. This thing has less meat and more bones, and the phoenix has an absolute advantage in eating it.
After the Phoenix arrived, Su Haoran explained the reason why he was called here.
Phoenix grinned, brother, if you ask me to fight with Senior Yao, I wouldn’t dare, but it’s better than eating, hehe
You are laughing your ass off, do you think you can win against me? Yao Yongxiang rolled his eyes with a look of disdain.
Hey, I win you for sure. Phoenix smiled again, with the same disdain on his face.
snort
At this time, Yao Yongxiang not only hated Su Haoran, but also the Phoenix. He cursed in his heart, are young people nowadays so ignorant of life and death?
Snapped
At this time, Su Haoran raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "Senior Yao, are you ready? Can you compete?"
Ready. Yao Yongxiang said.
Without Su Haoran asking any more questions, Phoenix took the initiative and said: I'm ready too, let's eat.
Okay, put on the pig paws. Su Haoran shouted.
Immediately, several warrior kings appeared together. There were more than ten pots of pig paws worth more than a thousand yuan. In an instant, the whole living room was filled with the smell of spiced meat.
Yao Yongxiang frowned when he saw so many pig paws, but the Phoenix was so greedy that he rubbed his hands together.
start
Following Su Haoran's voice, the phoenix grabbed a pig's claw and started to chew on it.
Su Haoran and Tang Xinyi have seen the phoenix eat and have developed immunity, but others have never seen it.
The first was Bao Ker. Seeing the phoenix gobbling up the food, he quickly raised his hands to cover his mouth. Then he said in surprise: Damn it, this man eats meat but not bones. Why are you not afraid of eating them all?
Indigestion?
The two young men brought by Yao Yongxiang also had their eyes widened, and their two big mouths opened into an O shape, looking completely in disbelief.
At this time, the six kings of soldiers completely lost the temperament that a king of soldiers should have. They all stared at the phoenix in dumbfounded eyes, and their six mouths squirmed, as if they were experiencing how the phoenix chewed food.
And Yao Yongxiang, who was sitting opposite the Phoenix and competing with him, was a little confused at this time. It doesn't mean that you can chew the bones and eat them if you have high cultivation level. If you eat one or two, it's okay, but follow
If you eat at the pace of the phoenix, even those who surpass the heavenly list will suffer from indigestion.
Even Yang Mei, the most steady person, had her eyes widened at this time.
Damn, you usually eat like this. After eating seven or eight pig feet, Yao Yongxiang couldn't chew anymore and asked angrily.
Yes, why don't you give up if you can't eat me. The Phoenix replied while stuffing pig's claws into his mouth.
I can't eat you. Yao Yongxiang was so angry that veins popped up on his forehead, so he started eating again with great effort.
More than ten pots of pig's feet were eaten by these two foodies in less than half an hour.
But after eating these pig feet, Yao Yongxiang was obviously in trouble. If he ate meat normally, he could digest it, but most of the feet were bones, which was not something he could bear.
The phoenix still maintained a strong fighting power, and the bones crunched loudly in his mouth, eating it with great relish.
I couldn't eat anymore. Yao Yongxiang finally gave in, and then put a pair of greasy hands on his stomach and rubbed it non-stop. It seemed that he was really holding on.
Tang Xinyi, who was watching, had a relaxed smile on her pretty face; Du Leilei relaxed and took a deep breath, and it seemed that even Yang Mei's eyes had changed slightly.
And the most shocking thing started now. When Phoenix Lu Zhendong heard that Yao Yongxiang had admitted defeat, he actually smiled proudly and said: "Senior Yao, you should have given up a long time ago. Do you know how distressed I feel after being eaten by you so much?"
After saying this, the phoenix pulled the remaining pot of pig's claws in front of him and continued to chew them deliciously.
Nima
Yao Yongxiang was so angry that his teeth hurt. To be precise, he was so angry that his teeth hurt.
At this time, Yang Mei looked at the phoenix and asked: My child, you have practiced the hollow bone technique, right?
Hey, Phoenix screamed in surprise, widened his eyes and asked: "How do you know this unique skill of mine? My master said that even he has not mastered this skill of mine, and basically no one else knows about it."
Yang Mei nodded with satisfaction and said: I also made a guess. It is said that light bone technique is one of the most advanced light skills. People who have mastered it will have hollow bones, like flying birds. But people cannot have truly empty bones, otherwise there will be no bone marrow.
, people can't survive. Therefore, people who practice the empty bone technique have a characteristic that they like to eat bones and replenish their bone marrow from foreign objects.
Hearing Yang Mei's rebuttal, Yao Yongxiang let out a sigh of relief. Damn it, today I actually met a boy who has mastered the hollow bone technique. I didn't lose unfairly today.
hey-hey
Phoenix smiled, neither admitting nor denying it.
Then Su Haoran smiled evilly and said: "Senior Yao Yongxiang, you lost in the eating competition. Do we have to compete in drinking?"
ah
Yao Yongxiang ate a lot of pig paws and bones, which made her stomach feel uncomfortable. Now she wants to drink, which is really a bit embarrassing.
But as Yao Yongxiang, if you ask me to take a break, that would be a bit embarrassing.
So Yao Yongxiang bit the bullet and said: Okay, but I have a condition. No matter whether we drink Moutai or Wuliangye, or even the cheapest Erguotou and Laobaigan, we are not allowed to use our skills to dissolve the alcohol, otherwise we will not be able to win after drinking all night
Come negative.
Hehe, absolutely no problem. Su Haoran smiled and walked to the refrigerator.
Under everyone's gaze, Su Haoran opened the refrigerator door and took out cans of draft beer.
Now Tang Xinyi, Du Leilei, and even Yang Mei were amused. This kid is really bad. Yao Yongxiang has gone to such lengths, and you actually want to drink beer with him. Aren't you kidding me?
Yao Yongxiang was also furious, pointing at Su Haoran, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Su Haoran held a pile of beer and asked innocently: "What, Senior Yao, you don't like to drink pure beer? If you don't like it, I can call and order two barrels of draft beer, as you like."
I, Yao Yongxiang, pointed to the pile of beers Su Haoran was holding, and then pointed to my belly.
Su Haoran suddenly realized, oh, I understand.
Yao Yongxiang finally breathed a sigh of relief. If Su Haoran was just pretending to be stupid, he would definitely be embarrassed to ask for liquor.
But then, Su Haoran said: So you don't want to drink, then we can drink Coke. There is Coke in the refrigerator, and by the way, there is also Sprite.
Nima
Yao Yongxiang's eyes are covered with red bloodshot eyes. Sprite and Coke are more irritating than beer. Are you trying to burst someone's belly?
Tang Xinyi and Du Leilei tilted their heads and laughed so hard that their shoulders twitched, not to mention how charming they were.
Yangmei held the tea cup in her hand and brought it to her mouth several times, but she did not drink it because she was afraid of laughing.
Okay, let’s drink beer. Come on. Yao Yongxiang was so angry that he was breathing heavily. Facing Su Haoran who was pretending to be stupid, he could only admit it.
Su Haoran was quite polite. He opened a can of Junsheng with a snap and placed it in front of Yao Yongxiang as a junior. "Senior Yao, please, how about we do three in a row first?"
Yao Yongxiang touched his belly, trying to find some excuse to drink slowly.
But Su Haoran opened a can for himself with a snap, then raised his head and poured it into his mouth.
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