Can't you kid not talk about this damn first time?
Although Wen Lan cursed in her heart, she still suppressed the resentment in her heart and said: "Doctor? You are a doctor, this is... this is too small!"
"Small? Who said it's too small?" Zhang Yang shouted again.
Wen Lan only felt a flock of crows flying around above her head.
She was completely defeated by the outspoken little boy in front of her.
If she hadn't looked at his clothes and for the sake of treating her illness, she would really have thought that Zhang Yang did it on purpose.
"Well, can't you keep your voice down? Didn't you see that everyone else is looking at us!" Wen Lan felt her pretty face burning up and reminded her carefully.
"Oh! I almost forgot." Zhang Yang slapped his forehead and nodded with deep understanding, "Uncle Master said that you should be low-key. In addition to having an enviable appearance like me, a good man also needs to have enough connotation."
Wen Lan felt that she didn't know whether to cry or laugh now that she had met such a top-notch boy.
But then again, if he dresses up properly, this guy is really handsome.
Although he is very handsome now, his outfit is really a bit inconsistent, making people feel like he has traveled through time from the 1990s.
"By the way, are you buying a ticket here? Are you going to the East China Sea?" Although Zhang Yang was furious, Wen Lan couldn't help but ask, thinking that Zhang Yang had finally helped her a lot.
"Yes! It's a pity that I was unlucky. When it came to me, I had no tickets." Zhang Yang said helplessly.
"Why did you choose this time to go?"
"Because the school requires you to report at this time!" Zhang Yang said matter-of-factly.
"School...are you a student?" Wen Lan looked at Zhang Yang in surprise.
She admitted that just now she thought Zhang Yang was a migrant worker who went to the East China Sea to work hard.
"Yes!" Zhang Yang nodded.
"What school?" Wen Lan asked again.
"Tunghai Medical University."
After being stunned for a short time, Wen Lan smiled awkwardly: "Very good! But you are not eighteen years old, right?"
"Sister, you have good eyesight! She will be seventeen next month."
"Less than seventeen years old..." Wen Lan looked at Zhang Yang in surprise.
"Yes!" Zhang Yang suddenly sighed sadly, "It's a pity that I can't live with my master and uncle, so I can take the opportunity to plunder their treasures."
However, he then added: "But meeting such a beautiful sister like you and having my first experience with you is the best birthday gift."
"So powerful?" Wen Lan already had considerable immunity and automatically ignored Zhang Yang's thunderous words that were easily misunderstood.
"Sister, don't believe me? Here, here is my admission notice and letter of introduction, stamped with the official seal!"
Zhang Yang took out the letter of introduction and admission notice from his arms and waved them towards Wen Lan.
At first, Wen Lan was a little disgusted, thinking it would have a strange smell.
But what surprised her was that not only was there no strange smell as expected, but there was also a faint incense.
It was a smell she had never smelled before, but it smelled really good.
"Sister, you still don't believe it?" Zhang Yang asked quickly when he saw Wen Lan was slightly dazed.
"No. Oh, you and sister get in the car!"
"Get in the car with you? Where to go?" Zhang Yang asked.
"Let's go to Donghai! I'm the acting crew chief. It's very simple to take you on the bus." Wen Lan said with a relaxed look.
"Sister, doesn't this violate the principle? Don't be too embarrassed?"
Although Zhang Yang was happy, he was still a little afraid of putting her in trouble.
"What do you know about principles? I don't need to worry about this, sister. Follow me honestly and don't lose it." Wen Lanjiao said with a smile, then turned around and led him towards the entrance of the station.
There was a long queue at the ticket gate, so of course Wen Lan took the special passage.
Zhang Yang could clearly feel the envious and jealous eyes of the people around him.
"Wen Lan, who is this handsome guy next to you?"
At the ticket checkpoint leading to the train entrance, a woman in uniform, about thirty years old, checked the tickets and joked with a smile.
"My cousin Zhang Yang is going to report to Donghai Medical University. Call Sister Xia quickly!" Wen Lan had obviously thought of a response and lied without blushing.
"Hello, Sister Xia!" Zhang Yang shouted politely.
"Donghai Medical University! It's amazing. Why don't you introduce him to everyone earlier?" Sister Xia looked Zhang Yang up and down for a while.
"My cousin is still young and thin-skinned. If I had told you earlier, he would definitely suffer from phobia of women. Will he dare to find a partner in the future?" Wen Lan said with a smile.
Unexpectedly, this blushing woman's jokes were sometimes more explicit than those of men. Zhang Yang couldn't help but be startled after hearing this.
"Screw you, hurry in! Our beautiful stewardess!" Sister Xia urged, and then gave Zhang Yang a wink.
Zhang Yang was stunned for a moment, then blushed and avoided it.
Oh my God, I originally thought that a naturally frivolous woman like Wang Meiru would be forgiven, but I never expected that the female benefactors in the colorful world would be so enthusiastic.
Infinite Heavenly Lord! It’s almost overwhelming.
"Zhang Yang, do you know? My sister really wanted to kick you hard just now!" Wen Lan said suddenly after entering the empty soft sleeper compartment, closing the door.
Unfortunately, Zhang Yang closed his lips tightly and showed no reaction.
"Hey, why don't you speak? Are you mute?" Wen Lan asked with a frown.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Zhang Yang pointed to his mouth and waved his hands.
"Speak humanly!" Wen Lan raised an eyebrow.
"You told me to shut up!" Zhang Yang said innocently.
"Why did you say it now?" Wen Lan said angrily.
"Because there is no one here! Even if my sister hits me, I won't be embarrassed. No one will say you are a tomboy."
"I..." Wen Lan was furious for a while.
"Sister, don't be angry, don't be angry. I just treated you with symptoms. If you really want to get rid of the pain completely, you still need to be treated for a long time."
"I'm talking about Zhang Yang, you and your sister still have a hand in our feelings!" Wen Lan squinted her eyes and looked at Zhang Yang with burning eyes.
Zhang Yang felt palpitations for no reason, and said quickly: "No, no! Didn't you just have time? In fact, it's very simple to recover! In the future, sister, remember to drink some honey, cover your lower abdomen with a warm towel for half an hour before going to bed, at most
Just stick to it for a month and you'll be fine."
"So simple?" Wen Lan said in disbelief.
"That's right! Because I have used my true energy to dispel the accumulated poison in your lower abdomen. Now I just need to regulate it."
"It seems that you are really powerful, brother!"
Zhang Yang suddenly felt as if he was being targeted by a big bad wolf.
No wonder the lyrics say: The woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. If you encounter one, you must avoid it.
Zhang Yang coughed twice and said awkwardly: "Sister, where can I get a replacement ticket?"
Wen Lan rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "I will bring you up, no need to pay for the ticket."
"No, you have to make up the ticket." Zhang Yang looked serious.
"Okay, I'm really scared of you. Just make up your ticket if you want to make up for it. Give me your ID card! Just wait here."
Wen Lan left with her ID card and came back within three minutes.
"Get your tickets and ID cards, don't lose them."
"Don't worry, if you lose it, you can find it back with a finding object spell."
"Found Object Technique?"
"The secret technique of our Fu Medical Sect is very simple. I recovered several pigs that were lost in the village last year."
"So powerful?" Wen Lan didn't believe it.
"It's not bad!" Zhang Yang smiled.
"Can you find the platinum necklace that my sister lost last month?"
"Last month... No, you didn't lose your necklace! It was obviously an jade bracelet... Ha, Sister Lan, you are lying to me!"
"You all know this?" Wen Lan looked shocked, looking at Zhang Yang as if he were a monster.
"Of course! And you haven't lost that bracelet. It's at your home. You can find it if you look for it."
"It's amazing. I said, brother, you are not the lost disciple of some god!" Wen Lan looked at Zhang Yang with a smile.
This look...
Zhang Yang suddenly remembered the way Wang Meiru looked at him.
"I didn't lose it. Master asked me to go down the mountain." Zhang Yang subconsciously took half a step back.
"There really are gods!" Wen Lan looked at Zhang Yang in disbelief.
"That's what the villagers call him. In fact, he is a disrespectful and disrespectful old man. However, his medical skills and spells have reached a state of perfection, so there is nothing wrong with being called a god." Zhang Yang said with some disdain.
"Then how much have you learned?" Wen Lan asked with interest.
"I learned them all, but it's a pity that I, Zhumen Zhenhuo, can't break through, and I only have less than Master's second level of success." Zhang Yang said with some lamentation.
His Zhumen Zhenhuo has remained at the peak of the Right Body Realm for the past three years. Zhang Yang vaguely felt that the root cause was that his master and uncle did not give him the opportunity to exercise on the patient's body.
"Ah! You are only two years old and you are so powerful."
"Sister Lan, please don't praise me, I will be proud."
"What a mouthful!" Wen Lan spat and said angrily.
"Hey, sister, no seats?" Zhang Yang looked at the ticket.
"What do you think? It would be great if you can get on the bus and pay for the ticket. Many people can't get on the bus at all." Wen Lan rolled her eyes.
"Okay! If I had known earlier, I would have got on the bus first and not paid any more!" Zhang Yang smiled helplessly.
Poof!
Wen Lan suddenly laughed.
"Sister, why are you laughing?"
"You idiot! My sister is an acting steward and can't even find a seat. Isn't that making you laugh? Come with me!" Wen Lan waved her hand and instantly regained her confidence.
"Ah, I understand, you want me to sleep on your bed! I heard that the conductor has a reserved berth, do you also have one?"
"Nonsense! It's right here, you can find a bunk wherever you want."
"Whatever? Sister, just one is fine, otherwise it will be troublesome for the higher-ups to investigate." Zhang Yang said worriedly.
"These two sections of sleeper berths have been booked, but there are only a few of them, and most of the berths are still empty. Just stay here and don't run around. Otherwise, my sister will be really unlucky."
Zhang Yang noticed that Wen Lan's pretty face was full of seriousness, without any intention of joking, and she was obviously very nervous about this matter.
"What should I do if I pee?" Zhang Yang asked quickly.
Wen Lan blushed. She didn't expect that he would suddenly ask such a question. She glanced at the watch on her wrist and urged with a small mouth: "Hurry up and go now."
"Don't worry, sister, I practice Zhumen Zhenhuo, which emphasizes the harmony of water and fire. My kidneys belong to water, so naturally I will be very good. Even if I don't pee for ten days, let alone one night, there will be no problem." Zhang Yang said with confidence.
"Ha, brat, if you dare to make fun of me, I'll hit you." Wen Lan understood that he was deliberately making herself happy, so she raised her arms with a blushing face and hit him.
Zhang Yang did not evade, and said with a smile: "Sister is so beautiful and gentle, so she won't really hit her."
"Humph, you brat has a smooth tongue. I don't know how many girls will fall for you in the future." Wen Lan put down her arm.
"Hey, if that girl is as beautiful and gentle as my sister, I will definitely not lie to her!"
"Fuck you for being so sweet!"
Hearing what Zhang Yang said, Wen Lanfang's heart trembled, and her pretty face turned red again. She thought that if she was a few years older than him, she really couldn't control this guy's sweet words.
"Stop being ridiculous, the big shot is about to get on the train. Remember not to come out, otherwise I will really be punished. Not only will this generation not be removed, but you may not even be able to keep your job!"
Wen Lan deliberately warned Zhang Yang again, making Zhang Yang understand the seriousness of the matter, stopped joking, and nodded in agreement.
There was a sound of footsteps outside. It seemed that the so-called big shot had arrived in the carriage. Zhang Yang didn't bother to pay attention to Wen Lan's reminder.
With a roar, the train started slowly. He completely relaxed and fell asleep, thinking about Wen Lan's pretty face.
I don't know how long it took, but I was suddenly awakened by a loud noise.
"Let me go, I can't live anymore, please, let me die, let me die..."
A girl's heart-rending shouts came from the next car, which sounded particularly harsh in the empty car. (To be continued)