I can see that he is in a very high mood today. This is of course related to his current happiness at work. You know, the last time I invited the leader of the Health Department to dinner, he rarely said anything. However, I
I also heard that there seemed to be another meaning in his words. He seemed to be warning all of us here: to follow the rules.
I said: "Director Zou, you said it very well. As the saying goes, there is no circle if you don't follow the rules. A country or even a unit must do this, otherwise wouldn't it be chaos?"
He suddenly burst into laughter, "Our Dean Feng is still more enlightened. By the way, it was not convenient for us to introduce you to each other when we were down there just now. Dean Feng, let me introduce to you, this is the CEO of Yitong Pharmaceutical
Cao Wuwei, Mr. Cao, you and Dean Feng should have known each other for a long time, right?"
I said: "It seems that we have never met before."
Cao Wuwei said: "Director Zou, it's like this. I was not at home when Director Feng summoned us to a meeting last time. It was the vice president of our company who went."
Director Zou nodded and said: "So that's it. Then you should be punished with drinking today. Since Dean Feng was a new official at that time, why don't you pay a visit to our Dean Feng?"
Cao Wuwei said: "I should indeed be fined. Dean Feng, I'm sorry. The last incident also caused trouble for you. But I very much hope you can understand us. Because Dean Chu was in charge of that matter at the time, and
He also privately asked someone to tell me that we should quit. At that time, we didn’t know you at all. We only heard that you were not easy to get in touch with, so we were very worried about what would happen to the company’s payment to your hospital. Anyway,
At that time, we all had no idea. Sorry, I'll punish myself with three cups later. Director Zou, do you think this is okay?"
Director Zou laughed "haha", "Your attitude is quite good. But this matter depends on Dean Feng's opinion."
I smiled and said, "I don't blame your pharmaceutical company for this matter. The main reason is that I was too impatient at the time."
In fact, I have been thinking just now: It seems that my analysis may be correct, but it is still difficult to say whether Jiang Mei has cooperated with this person named Cao Wuwei. But one thing is for sure: Secretary Qiu controlled
The power of the Department of Health, and Chu Dingnan of the Obstetrics and Gynecology Hospital had a very special relationship with him, so it should be very difficult for this person named Cao Wuwei to do business in this hospital, so he had to
Otherwise, I believe that he must have approved Director Zou’s decision to do so. Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to invite Director Zou out now. Perhaps, Cao Wuwei
Other hospitals under the Provincial Department of Health also operate in this way. This is called survival in the cracks. Of course, there is only one ultimate thing: profit.
From this, I couldn't help but think of another person: Tong Jiumei. Obviously, she could not only have business dealings with our hospital, because the power Secretary Qiu had at the time would not allow her to only be involved in the business of one of our hospitals.
.I immediately thought of her villa and her large-scale company, and immediately felt stupid: Why did I believe her words so much at that time?
Now I fully understand: Secretary Qiu must have been aware of the potential danger to himself at that time, so he played Tong Jiumei's card. But he didn't have time to develop the relationship with me to the extent that he needed, and something happened.
. But I think, from a pure perspective of playing cards, he played this card relatively well. At least he can avoid jail now, and part of the money Tong Jiumei has earned in the past few years or
Most of them have been saved. I believe that at least the money will allow them to live in a foreign country without worrying about food and clothing in the future.
Director Zou said with a "hehe" smile: "Okay, let's start drinking and let's not talk about work for the time being. Dean Feng, I specially told you today that you can't drive. The main reason is that I want to have a good drink with you.
A few drinks.”
I hurriedly said: "You are the leader, I will just do as you say."
He immediately said seriously: "What are you talking about? Now we are gathering with friends, and we will put work matters aside for the time being. Right, Mr. Cao?"
Cao Wuwei said hurriedly: "Yes, you are right. Dean Feng, you may not know that Director Zou has been my good brother for many years."
Director Zou immediately frowned and said: "Why are you talking about this? Xiao Cao, you may not know that our Dean Feng is not an ordinary person. Forget it, I won't say some things. Everyone just knows what they know. By the way, Xiao Cao
, what kind of wine did you prepare for us today?"
Cao Wuwei hurriedly replied: "I have prepared several kinds of wine. In addition to Maotai and Wuliangye, there are also Jiugui wine and foreign wine Martell. You see..."
Director Zou came to see me. I hurriedly said: "You have the final say."
Director Zou said: "It's better to drink from domestic bars. But now there are too many fake wines in Maotai and Wuliangye, so let's drink in bars."
Cao Wuwei said: "My wine is real. I bought Moutai and Wuliangye directly from the dealer."
Director Zou smiled and said: "You don't understand this. Think about it, what is the annual output of Moutai Distillery? Their wine can't even be supplied to Beijing and the army. Where can I find real wine in other places?
?Just be a drunkard."
Cao Wuwei agreed repeatedly, and then ordered a beautiful girl present to quickly open the wine. Only then did I notice that there was really a lot of wine placed in the corner at the entrance of our private room.
Afterwards, Director Zou really didn’t talk about work anymore, nor did he talk about our hospital’s drug bidding. There was just one topic: drinking.
While we were drinking, Director Zou told a joke: After taking the "Society" class, several primary school students argued about whose house was the most hygienic. A said: My house's garbage is cleaned in time and divided into packaging. My house is the most hygienic; B's
Said: Our house opens the windows on time for ventilation, disinfection and sterilization. My house is the most hygienic. C said: People in our house take a bath every three or two days, so our house is the most hygienic. Ding finally said: Don’t say it, it must be my house.
The most hygienic. A, B, and C asked together: Why? Ding replied: Because my parents work in the health bureau, can I work in the health bureau if it is not hygienic?
In fact, his joke was not funny at all, but everyone here was laughing. Of course, it was to give him face.
However, his joke had the effect of attracting others, and Cao Wuwei then told another joke: An old man went to a village to sell tofu. As soon as he set up the stall, he suddenly felt anxious and went to a nook to urinate.
I went back to the tofu stall and used a tofu knife to cut the tofu for the people who came to buy tofu. There was an old lady beside me who said to the tofu buyer: You must not buy his tofu. He gave it to you without washing his hands after urinating just now.
Cut the tofu. The old man selling tofu replied: It doesn't matter. I didn't hold it with my hands when I peed. My hands were very clean. The old lady asked: How did you pee without holding it with your hands? The old man replied: I just peed.
Use a tofu knife to pick up the urine.
This time everyone really laughed. It sounded similar to the laughter just now, but looking at everyone's expressions, you knew it was real laughter.
Immediately, a beautiful girl present said: "Let me tell you a joke. A beautiful woman suffered from gynecological inflammation, so she went to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital for examination and treatment. This female patient often went to the hospital and every time
Her man went with her, so the doctor knew that her husband was a little stupid, so he said: I must apply this medicine myself. Then the doctor applied the medicine on his own thing, and then talked to the woman
Act. The stupid man looked at it for a long time and then said: If you hadn't applied those medicines on your skin, I would really suspect that you had bad intentions."
Director Zou suddenly laughed, and everyone was laughing too. But only my smile was a bitter smile. In fact, such jokes often appear in wine parties, and the effect will be better if told by a beautiful woman, because it can arouse
Everyone’s thoughts.
Director Zou immediately noticed my wry smile, and then said to the pretty girl: "You have to drink as a penalty. Don't you know that our director Feng is an obstetrician and gynecologist? He is not the person you said."
Our Dr. Feng’s medical ethics is very good.”
The girl was very generous. She immediately picked up the wine glass and came to my side, "Dean Feng, I'm sorry. I'll drink this glass of wine to apologize to you."
I smiled and said, "It's okay. Isn't it just a joke?"
She said: "Since Dean Feng said it's okay, how about I toast you with this glass of wine?"
I smiled lightly and said, "Then let's drink together."
After we drank, Cao Wuwei came to toast me again. He said to me: "Dean Feng, we people in the medical industry like to joke, don't mind."
I smiled and said, "Am I not from the pharmaceutical industry? By the way, Director Zou just said that tonight is a gathering of friends. I see that we are both about the same age. Why are you doing 'you' and 'you'?"
Call me?"
Director Zou laughed, "Yes! Xiao Cao, you should also be punished with alcohol."
Cao Wuwei smiled and said: "Dean Feng's criticism is right. I'll feel better after drinking this glass of wine."
So he drank it as expected, and then poured another glass before coming to toast me. At this time, Director Zou said: "Xiao Cao, wait a minute, I will drink this glass of wine with you two. I hope
You should communicate more and have more contact in the future."
Cao Wuwei said: "Yes!"
I immediately said, "I'll just do what you want."
After drinking the glass of wine, Director Zou said: "Dean Feng, do you have any good jokes? Tell us one. I know there are too many jokes in this area in your hospital."
After thinking for a while, I asked everyone: "You all in the pharmaceutical business know that any medicine has an instruction manual, right? Then do you know what the instruction manual of 'husband' is?"
Director Zou was interested, "'Husband' still has an instruction manual? It will definitely be funny if you tell me about it."
The other people were looking at me, very interested.
I said: "Product name: Commonly known as Husband in the folk, husband or husband-in-law in formal occasions. In ancient times, it was called Xianggong, and now it is also called Daring; Ingredients: water, blood and fatty carbohydrates; Properties: This product is a long and thin piece of candy-coated sugar
The surface coating is generally made of sweet words, sweet words and other unreal objects. After removal, it will be light brown, and the appearance will be slightly different from before removal. Over time, the shape of this product will change, and phenomena such as hunchback and baldness will appear, but it does not
Impact on continued use...."
Everyone laughed.
I continued: "I haven't finished talking yet. Indications: It mainly treats stubborn diseases such as single phobia and excessive maternal love. It also has obvious effects on lovelorn and lovesickness. Usage and dosage: It is recommended to take one tablet for a lifetime; Note: This product is only suitable for singles.
Adult women. Be careful when taking it. If the medicine causes the user to have a bruised nose, swollen face, etc., he must stop taking it immediately. If not, he can continue to use it. Specification: usually 65 kilograms to 75 kilograms, such as
In case of special circumstances, please consult a health practitioner; Storage: Store properly at room temperature, preferably indoors in a well-ventilated place. If outdoors, avoid being in groups of women. During use, be especially careful not to leave this product alone at night; Packaging: Various
Suits, casual clothes, and can be changed at any time with the changes of the seasons; Validity period: depending on the degree of happiness, the longest can be a lifetime. The shortest, it may expire in one day; Approval number: For the official approval number, please see the inner page of the diamond ring instructions."
The people at the table laughed together. Director Zou laughed and said: "Dean Feng, you doctors have good memories, but you can remember such a long joke. How about we all respect Feng together?"
How is the dean?"
I hurriedly said: "Director Zou, I don't dare to accept this. We can only toast you with a toast together." Then I said to the people at the table: "Come, let's toast Director Zou together and wish you a toast."
Our beloved Director Zou’s career is rising like sesame seeds blooming."
Everyone stood up with a bang, and then they were all saying blessings, and they were all looking at him respectfully and with smiles on their faces.
The taste of Jiugui Liquor is quite good, with a strong aroma. Even a person like me who has no appreciation of wine can feel the aroma of this wine. But the strength of this wine is too strong, and the atmosphere today is also very good.
So I drank a little too much without realizing it.
Alcohol is indeed beneficial. It can make unfamiliar people familiar in a short period of time, and it can also liven up an otherwise embarrassing scene.
For me, the most important thing is that I came here prepared to get drunk. Therefore, I quickly became talkative and completely integrated into the atmosphere.
Director Zou was also very happy and drank it all in one gulp.
After that, everyone continued to drink, mainly because Director Zou kept initiating a war on the table. And then almost everyone told a joke, which made the atmosphere on the table even more lively.
Later, Director Zou said: "I still think Dean Feng's joke is the best. Dean Feng, tell us another one."
I no longer felt a little unfamiliar, and then I told a larger-scale joke, "A man said to a beautiful woman: I blush when I see other women, but when I see you, my face immediately changes.
He turned pale. The beautiful woman immediately scolded the man: You are such a big hooligan! Do you know the reason for this?"
Director Zou looked at me in astonishment, "Why is this?"
The other people also looked puzzled.
This is the effect I want. Then I said: "The blood in the human body is conserved, that is to say, when more blood reaches a certain part, there will be less in other places. Especially our brain.
"
Everyone burst out laughing. Director Zou still didn't react, "Why don't I understand?"
At this time, another beautiful girl said: "Director Zou, don't you understand? The blood has gone to the thing below, and of course her face has become pale. Didn't Dean Feng say that? People
The total amount of blood in the body is fixed. If more goes to other places, of course there will be less in other places."
Director Zou suddenly understood and laughed loudly, "Haha! So that's it. I understand! Dean Feng, your jokes are really different. Okay, okay! Come, let's drink."
As a result, I was hit by another burst of bombardment, and I suddenly felt dizzy. Even the body sitting on the chair began to collapse. But I tried my best to support myself.
I heard myself going to Director Zou and saying, "Zou, Director Zou, I can't drink anymore. Do you think my face is white?"
Then I heard everyone at the table laughing. Then I realized that they all misunderstood me and must have thought I was still joking. So I hurriedly said: "I really can't do it anymore."
Director Zou glanced at me and said, "Ah, Dean Feng seems to have drunk too much. Mr. Cao, please go upstairs and get a room so that Dean Feng can rest."
When I heard Cao Wuwei, he immediately said: "Okay, I'll drive right away. Xiao Jiang, Xiao Gong, go and help Dean Feng."
Then I saw two beautiful girls on the table walking towards me. I just noticed that they are the two most beautiful girls on the table.
One characteristic of me is that no matter how drunk I am, I will still have a trace of clarity in my heart. I waved my hand hurriedly: "Don't..."
However, the two girls had already come over to hold my arms, one on the left and the other on the right.
I broke free from the hand of the girl on the right and said, "Can you please help me take my phone out of my pocket? It's in your pocket here."
The girl immediately took out my mobile phone. I said to Director Zou who was looking at me with a concerned expression: "Leader, leader, I, I have to make a call. My girlfriend agreed to come.
The person who picked me up must be downstairs now. So I don’t have to live here."
Director Zou looked at me in surprise, "You have a girlfriend?"
I nodded, "Okay, how about I ask her to come up and you help me take a look?"
Director Zou said: "Okay. Xiao Feng, you, a diamond king, actually have a wife? I would like to see how good this girl is."
I dialed Shangguanqin's phone number with my weak hand, "I drank too much and I can't survive. Come up and help me down."
Her voice was a little panicked, "Tell me quickly, which room are you in?"
I gave the phone to the girl next to me, "You, you tell her."
Soon, Shangguanqin came up. She must have been waiting below, or maybe I was drunk and couldn't feel the length of time.
As soon as she came in, she came over to help me. I shook off her hand and said, "Here, this is Director Zou. Director Zou, this is Shangguanqin. My girlfriend."
Director Zou laughed, "Okay! Let me tell you, for our outstanding Xiao Feng, his girlfriend must be very beautiful. Sure enough."
Shangguanqin said to him politely: "Hello, Director Zou. I am Shangguanqin from Jiangnan Group."
At this moment, Cao Wuwei came in, "I've already booked a room. Huh? Who is this?"
Director Zou smiled and said: "This is our Dean Feng's girlfriend. Mr. Cao, you'd better stay in the room you opened."
But at this moment, Shangguanqin stretched out his hand towards Cao Wuwei, "Give me the room card. I'll stay with him. Thank you!"
Everyone was looking at the two of us in surprise. (To be continued)