I smiled and said: "When you go to Jiangnan, if I can treat you to dinner, it will be my honor. I know that stars like you are always arranged by someone wherever they go. I don't know if I will have the opportunity to treat you.
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Xu Ruhui said: "I'm tired of that kind of arrangement. It's annoying to eat in the hotel every day with the same taste. If we really go to Jiangnan in the future, Director Feng will definitely arrange a place for us that is both private and delicious."
It’s a nice place again, isn’t it?”
I smiled and said, "That must be no problem."
Then they started drinking. Zhuang Qing raised her glass and said, "Come on, as per the old rules, let's have three drinks together first."
The red wine was supposed to be filled with only one-third of the glass, but everyone filled the glass full. But everyone drank it easily.
After drinking the wine, Zhuang Qing said with a smile: "Let me tell you a joke. An actress from our crew told it to me not long ago. It said that there was a beautiful actress who rushed into the bathroom to rinse violently after getting home from work at night.
Mouth. Her husband hurriedly asked: What happened today? The actress replied: After filming the kiss scene all afternoon, I was so disgusted that I quickly rinsed my mouth when I came back. After hearing this, her husband endured it and said nothing. After a few days, the woman
When the actress got home and went straight to the bathroom to take a shower, her husband was shocked and cursed: Damn it! Did they film a sex scene today?!"
Everyone laughed. Qu Jin asked: "Is it the actress's own story?"
Zhuang Qing glared at her, "We are not filming a pornographic film. And the actor is not married yet. Haha! But the joke is quite funny."
Qu Jinlai asked me: "Brother Feng, is it okay if I call you this? You used to be an obstetrician and gynecologist. There must be a lot of jokes in your hospital, right?"
I smiled and went to see Zhuang Qing, "You have to ask her about this. I am a male doctor. I never joke with patients, and I don't joke with everyone in the department."
Zhuang Qing smiled and said: "Come on, you guys have a lot of jokes when you are a doctor. Feng Xiao, tell us one."
I suddenly remembered the joke I heard when I was working in the Obstetrics and Gynecology Hospital, so I said: "Okay, let me tell you one. When I was in the Provincial Obstetrics and Gynecology Hospital, there was a male doctor who was very handsome.
He is good at doing intra-channel ultrasound, and the examination in our hospital basically belongs to him. He usually puts a protective sheath on the probe and applies lubricant. After the examination, he just puts the sheath on, which saves money.
He had to clean the probe every time. One day, there was another such examination. When everything was ready, the patient was lying on the examination bed and took off his clothes. But the doctor couldn't find the condom while holding the probe in his hand.
I was rummaging through the drawer, and while I was searching, I kept mumbling: Where is the condom? Where is the condom? Maybe I was looking for it for too long. Then the patient couldn't wait any longer, so she couldn't help but say: Doctor, it doesn't matter, I've got the ring!"
They all laughed, and Xia Lan asked me with a smile: "Are you doctors prone to making mistakes?"
I shook my head and said: "Situations like that rarely happen between doctors and patients. This is restricted by professional ethics. Besides, if you see them every day in the hospital, why would you be interested?"
Xu Ruhui asked, with a strange look in her eyes, "What about after leaving the hospital?"
I couldn't help laughing, "You've left your profession after leaving the hospital. Men are still men, and women are still women. I know you are curious about us as doctors, but this is actually the same as the common people are also very curious about you as actors.
The curiosity is the same. A person's profession is just a profession. After abandoning the profession, are we not all normal people? The same goes for those high-ranking officials. Common people always think that they are majestic and inviolable, but they are still human beings, and there are
Human emotions, anger, sorrow, and joy, right?"
Xia Lan nodded and said, "It makes sense. In fact, I am not afraid of male doctors when I go to the obstetrics and gynecology department. That is their profession. And I also found that male doctors often have better attitudes than female doctors, and their movements are much gentler."
I said, "That's right. Because male doctors have instinctive sympathy for women, they will be more patient with female doctors."
Qu Jin said: "Such a question is too profound. Let's have a drink. Brother Feng, the joke you just told was really funny. Please tell me another one."
I smiled and said, "It's not okay for each of you to toast me with a drink. How about this? I'll tell another joke and you all have a glass of wine first."
"I do." Qu Jin said with a smile, and then drank it all in one gulp. Zhuang Qing and the other two women also drank. I felt a little embarrassed, "I'll have a drink too. Otherwise, I feel like it's
I took advantage of you."
Then I drank it too.
Zhuang Qing said with a smile: "Feng Xiao, what you said seems as if you have taken advantage of us and still feel that you are at a disadvantage."
I hurriedly said: "That's not what I meant. You are a big star, I... haha! Forget it, if I say it again there will be problems. I will tell you another joke. Well, it is not a joke, I am asking you a question
Question: If you were shipwrecked, which kind of man would you want to live with on a desert island?"
Qu Jin said: "What do you mean? Of course it is best to live on a desert island with the person you like. It would be terrible to be with a vicious-looking man."
Everyone laughs.
"What about you?" I asked Zhuang Qing.
Zhuang Qing thought for a while and said, "You know how to cook. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to stand eating white seafood every day."
Xu Ruhui said: "I need a strong man so that he can protect me."
Then I went to see Xia Lan, and she smiled and said: "Let me think about it... I think it is best for a man who can tell stories, otherwise how will he live his life?"
I laughed immediately, "You are all too romantic. But neither of you is the best choice."
They asked me: "Tell me, what kind of man is the best?"
I immediately said seriously: "Obstetrician and gynecologist."
Qu Jin asked in surprise: "Why?"
I replied: "What else can a man and a woman do on a desert island for a long time besides doing that? What will they do about giving birth to a child?"
They all laughed immediately, "You, you are so bad...haha!"
At this time, the atmosphere was completely stirred up by me. Even Zhuang Qing couldn't stop laughing, "Feng Xiao, what you said makes so much sense. Haha! My stomach hurts from laughing..."
These women are really good drinkers and have bold personalities. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, and they all have the same personality as Zhuang Qing. No wonder their relationship is so good.
The six bottles of red wine were quickly finished, and Zhuang Qing said, "Shall we have some more?"
I hurriedly reminded her: "You didn't all come by taxi, right? It would be bad if something happened while driving after drinking. You are all public figures."
Zhuang Qing smiled and said: "It's okay. The boss here will send someone to help us drive. Today we only drove one car, Sister Xia Lan's."
I smiled and said: "Oh, that's right. I don't care anymore, you can see. But I think it's better to drink less of this wine. If you drink too much, you will feel uncomfortable the next day."
Zhuang Qing suddenly became unhappy, "Feng Xiao, can you please stop being so boring?"
I hurriedly said: "Is it okay that I was wrong? In this way, I will punish myself with a drink." Then I raised my glass and drank it, "Is that okay?"
Zhuang Qing then smiled and said, "That's pretty much it."
We were almost all drinking after that, and the scale of their conversations became louder and louder. If it weren't for me being drunk, I would definitely feel embarrassed.
Among them, Zhuang Qing told a joke - after the wedding night, early the next morning, the bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding on to the wall with one hand and covering her lower body with the other, cursing: Liar! What a liar! She said she had it before getting married.
Thirty years of savings, I thought they were just money!
Qu Jin also told a story - walking home with a male singer at night. On the way, a aunt chased us dozens of meters away, saying how good their service was. The male singer had an idea, pointed at me and said to her: I
Is this no longer the case? The aunt said: Our young men are also great. Do you want to change the taste? Later, I went home alone with my head down.
Xu Ruhui's joke made me dumbfounded after hearing it - in a certain kingdom in Africa, the longer a man's sexual organs are, the easier it is to find a job. There was a man whose sexual organs were very long, reaching to his knees. He thought
:Haha! If I reach my knees, it will be easy to find a job. So he went to the palace and met a guard. The guard asked him: Are you here to apply for a job? How tall are you? He replied: I reach my knees. The guard followed him
He said: I am just a guard after being dragged to the floor. Go to the palace and see the king. He walked up the stairs from the first floor to the second floor and met a minister. He asked directly: How long are you? The minister said: My length is
From the first floor to the second floor. Go and find the king. He is in the courtyard. So he walked to the courtyard., haha! He found the king flying a kite... (To be continued)