My face suddenly changed, and I almost had an attack. But I tried my best to restrain myself, and I said to myself: Maybe she was just joking with me, or maybe it was because of her rejection of me this time.
I was very angry that she came to our work. Besides, I couldn't lose my composure on such an occasion.
Fortunately, Ruan Jie came to my rescue at this time. She must have noticed something was wrong with my expression. She immediately said softly: "Minister Dou, the topic you are talking about now is not fun at all. We are obviously talking about beautiful women.
What’s wrong is that you made the topic so profound.”
It seemed that Minister Dou liked the charming voice of women very much, and he immediately laughed, "It seems so? The topic we just had was so boring. By the way, Secretary Zeng said that Director Feng used to be an obstetrician and gynecologist.
, then Director Feng must be very knowledgeable about women. I heard you say, Director Feng, that the proportion of beautiful women in the general population is about five percent, right?"
I quickly put a smile on my face and said, "That's what the information says."
He smiled and said: "I think there is something wrong with your sentence. Because the standard of beauty is a very vague concept."
Secretary Luo also smiled and said: "I think so too."
I suddenly felt that Minister Dou seemed to be different today. He seemed to be in a particularly high mood today. I thought to myself: He must have vented his feelings on Zeng Yufang last night, so he became so happy.
. Or maybe it’s because he heard that there are many beautiful women in the place we are going to today, so he became so excited. Thinking of this, I can’t help but worry: What if he wants us to find a beautiful woman for him in the local area tonight?
So I couldn't help but take a look at Director Sun and found him looking thoughtful.
During our previous conversation, Director Sun had been sitting there in obscurity. He is Minister Dou’s office director, and he has done a pretty good job at this point, because I think that’s what an office director has to do: discuss things with the leader
Just listen by yourself while doing it. For example, Director Liang also did this very well.
But for Zeng Yufang and Ruan Jie, they seem to be different, because they are women, and they are beautiful women, so their talkativeness will not arouse the boss's resentment, but will make the atmosphere more lively.
Therefore, it makes sense that such an occasion requires the presence of a beautiful woman.
When I was thinking wildly, I heard Minister Dou ask me again: "Xiao Feng, tell me, what kind of woman do you think can be regarded as a beauty? By the way, you must not use the beauty of the soul to excuse it.
me."
Everyone laughed.
I couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I really haven't studied this issue. Although I used to be an obstetrician and gynecologist, in my eyes, I only see the patient's disease. Therefore, my judgment standards for beauties are the same as ordinary people's. I feel
If you are good-looking, you are a beauty."
Secretary Luo immediately laughed, "Of course a good-looking woman is a beautiful woman. But what kind of woman is good-looking? There must be a standard, right? Haha! Xiao Feng, you are avoiding the problem."
Both of them started calling me "Xiao Feng", and they seemed to be reminding me: Now we are just chatting, just talking about topics that interest us and have nothing to do with our work. I thought to myself
road.
I thought about it and said, "What is beauty? In fact, this question couldn't be more ancient. In ancient times, there was Venus in the West and Xi Shi in China. Nowadays, Miss World and Film and Television Queen are selected every year. Of course, times are changing. , fashion trends are advancing in waves. Today, the scientific and technological development in our world has completely grasped the physiological characteristics and health standards of human beings of all ages. It has stepped away from the misunderstandings of plump, skinny and ultra-thin. Enter the scientific track of health.
Of course, the standards of beauty are significantly different between different races, races, and regions, but I think the overall standard of beauty still has principles and standards. This standard is what we call the standard of beauty. , in fact, standard beauty is the standard of normal people, not the standard of special people. For example, when we look at the appearance of orangutans, even if a certain female orangutan is beautiful in the eyes of orangutans, we will not think it is beautiful. ,right?"
Everyone laughed. But Minister Dou immediately said: "You still haven't said anything."
I also laughed, and then said: "Actually, I think this issue should be discussed specifically through women's height, measurements, skin color, etc., because this can better explain the problem. If we just talk about it from the perspective of body shape, I think the only standard is the golden ratio."
Speaking of this, I suddenly thought of a person - Dong Jie. By the way, I have never gone to the hospital to see her. I wonder how she is doing now?
Zeng Yufang smiled "Hehe", "It seems that Director Feng has really researched this issue. Director Feng, can you talk about it in detail?"
I suddenly felt sick again, but I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "I really can't say." At this time, I saw Secretary Luo looking at me with a smile, so I smiled. Go and say to him: "Our Secretary Luo must have done a lot of research on this issue. Secretary Luo, please share your opinion."
I think this is a good opportunity, because I think such a topic has an element of joking, and I can make us more easy-going by asking him in this way, and the relationship between us will be better. So we can get closer.
Secretary Luo smiled and said: "Xiao Feng, you are wrong. Maybe Minister Dou has more research on this issue. He used to be a leader of a university and is more academic than me."
Everyone laughed again. Minister Dou laughed even more. He pointed at Secretary Luo and said with a smile: "You, isn't this hurting me? Is it possible for me to engage in such academic research? Let's ask Xiao Feng to talk about it. , I think what he said before is very reasonable."
So everyone started making noises and asked me to continue talking.
In fact, I am very embarrassed, because if I continue to talk, others will probably think that I am a hooligan. But now I have to say it again, after all, Minister Dou and Secretary Luo have spoken.
I thought for a while and said: "I really have no research on this issue. Let me talk about this issue from a medical point of view, that is, from a human aesthetics point of view. First, let me talk about height standards. By the way, I The standards mentioned are ordinary standards, not standards for models. I think that for Oriental women in the age group of 20 to 30 years old, a height of 1.6 to 1.7 meters is considered the basis of beauty. One of the criteria. The second is weight. From a medical point of view... I will talk about the age group between 20 and 30 years old for women, because this age group is the most golden period for women. .Director Ruan, Secretary Zeng, please don’t think that I am saying that you are old. In fact, you are also very beautiful.”
Zeng Yufang smiled and said: "I am already an old woman. Xiao Ruan is actually very beautiful."
Ruan Jie said hurriedly: "Don't interrupt, listen to Director Feng and continue talking. I like to hear things like this. Director Feng, you mentioned the issue of weight. Continue."
I had no choice but to continue: "The most ideal healthy weight for women at this age should be: height minus 70 and then multiplied by 0.6. If your height is 162 centimeters, then your ideal weight
It should be 55.2 kilograms. This is a standard healthy weight, but the slim figure that beautiful women pursue should be measured by beauty weight, that is, minus 4.5 kilograms on the basis of the ideal healthy weight. Director Ruan, you are more
High?"
Ruan Jie replied: "I'm 1.68 meters tall, and my weight...hehe! I won't tell you!"
Director Dou suddenly laughed and said: "It seems that Xiao Ruan's weight is very standard. Xiao Feng, please continue. I knew a little about this knowledge before, but it was not very specific. I have gained a lot today."
Zeng Yufang said at this time: "Hey!"
Ruan Jie asked her: "What's wrong with you? Don't you look fat?"
Zeng Yufang said: "I lost two kilograms."
At this time I said: "Just eat two more bowls of rice at noon today, and drink some more soup. And then don't go to the toilet."
Her face suddenly turned red, "Why do your words sound so disgusting?"
Everyone laughed again.
I ignored her and continued: "Then there is bust size. Bust size should also be measured by height. Multiply height by 0.53. This is the most standard bust size for women."
When I said this, I couldn't help but glance at the breasts of the two women. Everyone else also turned around and looked at the same position of the two women.
Zeng Yufang burst out laughing, "You are so annoying!"
All the people in the car burst out laughing. The driver also suddenly stepped on the brakes. The car we were riding in came to an emergency stop, causing us to lean forward and back together.
Secretary Luo laughed and criticized the driver, "Drive your car well and don't listen to us! What are you doing?!"
Next, I continued: "Then there is the hip circumference. Are you two women relieved now? No one will come to see where you are sitting. Haha! The standard for hip circumference is height multiplied by 0.54. Again
There is the waist circumference. The standard waist circumference should be equal to the height multiplied by 0.37. The above are all medical standards."
Zeng Yufang said: "If I were not in the car, I would want to stand up and gesture now."
I secretly said in my heart: You can hang out here. Then I continued: "The beauty of a woman's abdomen is also very important. A beautiful abdomen should be flat, and the stomach should not bulge even after eating...
..Haha! You two should pay attention." (To be continued)