There are many tips for being an official, one of which is holding meetings.
During a meeting, it is natural for the leaders to sit on the rostrum, and it is natural for the masses to sit under the rostrum. I have never seen the leaders and the masses sit the other way around.
The rostrum is generally higher than half of the people in the venue. This design may seem ordinary and casual on the surface, but it actually hides the secret of managing people. The tall rostrum makes subordinates feel shorter as soon as they enter the venue.
And you have to clearly realize that you and the people on the stage are not on the same level, and are not on equal footing. Your self-esteem and arrogance were immediately hit by the stick of power and withered.
Meetings actually force everyone to sit in a low position in a civilized and gentle way, and hold meetings repeatedly to make everyone surrender repeatedly, thereby developing the good habit of surrender.
During meetings, leaders rarely perform one-man shows. They often pull their assistants onto the stage to sit next to them. They also pull other relevant people onto the stage. If they can't fit in one row, they just sit in a few rows.
Even more than a dozen rows. The guests on the rostrum occasionally coughed once or twice to indicate their presence. The people in the audience may really want to rebel, but when they see the black clouds on the stage, they are frightened.
Halfway through. Over time, the leader's prestige will be established.
The leader may pronounce dagger as seven and attainment as zhizhi, but the people in the audience have no choice but to listen obediently. Even if a leader farted loudly while on stage, everyone in the audience
People don't even have the courage to smile.
Often, movie theaters are often used as meeting venues. Like showing movies, meetings are nothing more than using the stage to act out. In reality, a leader may often talk nonsense, may smile playfully, and be frivolous, but when he gets to the rostrum, he
You must act according to the rules, you must enter the role, put on a serious and sacred appearance, you must sit upright, and always maintain the image of a gentleman.
Of course, the image of a gentleman cannot be maintained from the tips of the hair to the heels. This is too difficult and completely unnecessary. Under normal circumstances, the leader's image of a gentleman can only be maintained to the upper body, because the upper body is above the rostrum and can be seen by everyone; as for
The hidden part below the rostrum can be made as you wish.
As for the content of the speech, you must go all out to talk all the nonsense, and repeat it again and again until it is as long and smelly as an old woman's foot wrap. After all, the eardrums of the audience are made of meat. By torturing the eardrums of the audience, you can achieve destruction.
The purpose of their will, in this way, whatever the leader says is whatever it is. If the leader says that the sun is square, the audience will cheer and cheer enthusiastically; if the leader says that roses are smelly, the audience will still applaud like thunder.
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How boring and painful is this?
But people in the officialdom must be able to withstand the torture of meetings. In fact, such torture is also a kind of training for a person. Because during a meeting, not only do you have to endure the boredom and pain deep in your heart, but you also have to pretend
Look like you are listening with interest, and more importantly, you must remember the main points and key points of the meeting. This requires you to calm down, so as time goes by, many people will slowly get used to it.
Rather than going to meetings, some people may even gradually come to like meetings. Such people may think that meetings actually have the effect of rejuvenating the mind and concentrating energy.
I believe that people who like meetings must be veterans of officialdom, right? You can even endure that kind of pain, and you can even slowly turn such painful things into a wonderful feeling of joy. You can imagine the effort involved.
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When I went to the conference room, I found that there was a lot of talking and laughing inside. When I sat down, I realized that it was caused by a joke told by Minister Dou in front of me. Unfortunately, I didn't hear it just now.
So I quietly asked Director Liang next to me: "What joke did Director Dou tell just now?"
Director Liang told me in a low voice: "Director Dou said that when he took the college entrance examination, his family could not afford a watch, so he brought an alarm clock to the examination room, but the alarm clock went too fast, and the time was not up yet.
It started ringing. He didn't have anything to do with it, but it scared a female classmate in his class to tears because the female classmate thought the exam time was over, but she still had one question left to finish."
I couldn't help but laugh too.
Director Liang Youdao: "He also told a joke, saying that a candidate's grandmother saw her grandson studying hard for the college entrance examination, so she placed an incense table at home to worship the Bodhisattva. The old woman knelt down and said to the Bodhisattva: I hope the Bodhisattva will bless my grandson.
The child test score was 100 points. The candidate was shocked when he heard grandma’s prayer. He said loudly from the side: No, the total score for the college entrance examination is 750 points.”
I laughed silently again, thinking in my mind: Minister Dou must have mentioned these two jokes when he was talking about the difference between the college entrance examination before and now. Since he came to Jiangnan for investigation and research this time, so
Of course it was just such a relaxed conversation.
Inspection and research? I couldn't help but feel a little funny in my heart - no, he also inspected and researched beautiful women.
The symposium lasted for nearly two hours, and then Minister Dou, accompanied by the Municipal Party Committee Secretary and the Mayor, went to visit one of the best middle schools in the city. But it was just a quick tour.
This is my first time to come to this city. Although my time here today is very short, I already have a basic concept of this city: the city looks a bit dilapidated, and the level of modernization is relatively behind other cities. Maybe this is
This is because there are too many factories in this place and the urbanization process is relatively slow. In addition, as Ruan Jie said, this place does have a higher proportion of beautiful women.
There are many female staff in the city government and female teachers in this school who are beautiful. Whether it is height, skin color or appearance, they can all be regarded as beauties. The street we saw when we were in the car
There are also many beautiful women among the people going up. They are very conspicuous in the crowd, and most of them are fashionably dressed.
I have secretly observed Director Dou more than once, but I found that he seemed to turn a blind eye to those beautiful women. I don’t know why, but the more he behaved like this, the more worried I became, because I know a saying: talk what you say but don’t mean what you mean.
It's messy, and only those who don't talk about it will do it quietly.
At noon, there was lunch arranged by the municipal education committee, accompanied by the municipal party secretary and the mayor. Secretary Luo and I told the municipal party secretary that Minister Dou was going to arrange a visit to the open nuclear plant this afternoon. The municipal party secretary immediately
I asked people from the Municipal Party Committee Office to make arrangements immediately, and also arranged hotel rooms for our group.
After lunch, we went to the hotel to wash up. When we got there, we found that only Director Dou and Director Sun lived alone, and Director Dou had a suite.
Secretary Luo and I were in a room, Ruan Jie and Zeng Yufang were in another room, and everyone else was sharing a standard room.
Secretary Luo was a little unhappy. He said, "The people here are too stingy."
I also felt a little unhappy in my heart: Yes, how much does it cost to have an extra room? If I had known earlier, I might as well have just gone back at night. But I thought that Director Dou had already stayed there after all, and it would not be good if I changed the itinerary. So
I comforted Secretary Luo and said, "I'm just staying for one night. Haha! Secretary Luo, don't worry, I don't snore when I sleep."
He immediately laughed.
In fact, I can ask Director Liang to open a separate room for Secretary Luo, but I think that if the local comrades find out, it will cause embarrassment to both parties. Besides, Secretary Luo can also ask Ruan Jie to help him find another room.
I wanted to rent a room, but he didn't bring it up. I think he probably took this factor into consideration, so I didn't mention it in front of him.
After resting in the hotel for an hour, we took a bus to the nuclear plant that was open to the public.
The nuclear plant is about thirty kilometers away from the city. Now that place has become a tourist attraction, so the roads along the way are hardened, but the roads are a bit narrow, and they lead into the mountains, so there are many bends.
In addition, there were many vehicles of all kinds passing by, so the 30-kilometer journey still took us more than an hour.
The car kept driving through the vast white mist deep in the mountains, and finally arrived at a place, which was a large parking lot. After getting off the car, I found that this place was between two mountains, just like the one we went to last time
The outside of Peach Blossom Spring is the same, except that the flat ground here is hardened by cement.
After looking carefully, I discovered that there is a small semicircular hole at the bottom of one side of the mountain. The hole does not look very conspicuous, similar to the outside of the air-raid shelters in our provincial capital. However, this hole is surrounded by green mountains.
, surrounded by green trees and bushes, so it is even less noticeable.
I saw people coming in and out of the cave entrance, so I knew: this must be where the nuclear plant was.
Sure enough, a group of us went to that place under the guidance of the staff of the Municipal Party Committee Office. When we got closer, we discovered that tickets were required here, and the price of each ticket was fifty yuan.
Of course we didn't need tickets. The people in the Municipal Party Committee Office seemed very familiar with this place. The person who took us greeted the person in charge there and we went in directly.
They also specially arranged a tour guide for us. The tour guide was very beautiful. She wore a cyan suit outside her snow-white shirt. She had fair skin, a straight waist, and a graceful figure.
The tour guide said that this place used to be one of my country's nuclear raw material industrial bases. Because it was a secretive project at the time, it only had a number. It was said to be a factory, but it was actually a cave. Since there was no advanced technology and equipment at that time, It can only be manually excavated by soldiers of the People's Liberation Army. It is more than 20 kilometers long, divided into ten layers, and nearly 90 meters high. It is the largest artificial cave in the world and can withstand the aerial explosion of a one-million-ton TNT-equivalent hydrogen bomb. Known as one of the artificial wonders of the world.
This project took nearly 20 years from the start to the end of the excavation. More than half of the civil engineering work of the cave body has been completed, and more than half of the installation work has been completed. If another 100 million yuan had been invested at that time, it could have been completed.
Then nuclear fuel could be produced, but later the construction was stopped due to changes in the international situation and national strategic adjustments.
Only then did I feel completely relieved: It turned out that there was no nuclear radiation at all.
This is the main entrance. It is close to a small piece of exposed limestone and is in an inconspicuous position. According to the tour guide, this main entrance originally had a lead door, but it was later removed. Now I can still see two lines left on the wall.
The meter-wide chisel marks show the width of this hundreds-ton lead door back then.
The tour guide also said that the cave inside is completely hidden inside the mountain. The amount of earth and stone excavated during the construction of the cave is as much as 1.5 million cubic meters. If these gravels are built into a one-meter-square stone wall,
It can be 1,500 kilometers long. In addition, there are 20 large and small guide tunnels around the mountain, and there are dozens of large and small caves inside, as well as countless roads, guide tunnels, branch tunnels, tunnels, etc. After the project stopped that year, some
The entrance to the cave is sealed, so no one knows the exact number of the entrance.
Afterwards, we entered the gate under the guidance of the tour guide and walked through a main tunnel that is about 500 meters long and can accommodate two cars passing side by side. The slogan from that year can still be vaguely seen on the wall: "Revolutionary warriors are bricks.
Move wherever needed.”
Slowly walk forward in the cave, pass the main tunnel, and enter a small alley with rooms of various sizes on both sides. There is an elevator at the end of the alley. It is said that this is the earliest elevator in China and can carry 2,000 kilograms. Of course, it cannot be used now.
Used it. When I went upstairs, I looked down through the gap between the railings. There were railings surrounding it, like a circular slide, and the light from the bottom came out from between the gaps. According to the tour guide, there were once some holes in the cave.
The small lead door is controlled by photoelectricity. As soon as the nuclear explosion flash appears, the lead door will automatically close. This was the latest technology at the time. After passing through the three iron doors, you walked into the dark cave.
The lighting equipment inside is expensive, so every time we walk a section of the road, we only turn on the lights on the section we pass. (To be continued)