After the banquet started, everyone started drinking. Secretary Chen said not to talk about work anymore, so everyone had a drink. The main purpose of tonight was to deepen everyone's relationship and facilitate the smooth development of work in the future.
He first took the lead in telling a joke——
A business plane crashed, killing all the leaders. The investigation team asked the old farmer at the scene: Was there anyone alive at that time? The old farmer smiled honestly and said: Yes, there was. At that time, a man held my leg and said he was not dead. But, you know
Yes, none of the leaders would tell the truth, so I buried him.
Everyone laughs.
In fact, such a joke is not funny. What is funny is that such a joke is told by the leader himself. Of course, it is best that such a joke can only be told by the leader himself, otherwise it is likely to cause trouble.
Minister Yang must have understood the three flavors, so he also talked about one——
Five female cadres compete for a leadership position, and of course four of them will lose the election. So the leader talks to them and asks the same questions, but their answers are different. The leader’s question is: Do you know why you lost the election? The first answer: I am above
No one. The second said: There is someone above me, but he is not hard. The third said: There is someone above me, and he is also hard, but I am not active below. The fourth said: There is someone above me, and he is also hard.
, I was moving down there, but I didn’t bleed.
Everyone laughed again, and Secretary Liu asked Minister Yang: "Isn't this the real thing that happened when you were working in Jiangnan District?"
Minister Yang also smiled, "I'm sorry, I have no comment on this issue."
Everyone laughs.
Next, Secretary Liu talked about something——
The typist mistakenly typed "group" into "miss" when typing a superior document. A director did not pay attention during the meeting, so he quoted the original text: We must give full play to the role of the miss, and use the miss as a unit to actively carry out wealth-making activities.
Income-increasing activities. After reading this, the director put down his speech and said freely: Regarding the lady's question, I would like to add a few words. Since the superior document has mentioned the role of the lady, it means that the current policy is indeed looser than before.
However, we must also see that Miss does play a positive role in attracting investment and promoting the development of the tertiary industry. We can no longer be as conservative as before. I suggest that from now on, the entire unit should conduct an extensive contact with Miss
As long as you don’t drag the ladies to your home, it does not violate the policy. Oh, by the way, you should stop contacting those ladies at the Hongyun Hotel. I have been in contact with them for two years. The director just finished speaking,
The audience burst into laughter.
Then he said: "This is a real thing in our Shangjiang City. This shows how poor the quality of the individual responsible persons below us is."
Secretary Chen nodded immediately and said: "So, our first priority is to make a major adjustment to the teams of various departments below and promote those who are truly capable and high-level people. This is the basis and foundation for our reform in Shangjiang City.
Necessary conditions. This work cannot wait and is imperative. Comrades from the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee must do a good job in the preliminary investigation and then come up with a reasonable plan as soon as possible."
Minister Yang agreed repeatedly.
Secretary Chen then laughed and said: "Look, why are we talking about work again? Mayor Feng, you also want to tell a joke. You used to be a doctor, so you must have a lot of jokes."
I thought about it and said, "Secretary Chen, I don't want to tell jokes about the medical industry today. I want to tell a different type of joke."
Secretary Chen smiled and said, "As long as it's good."
So I told a story——
A rabbit was walking in the forest, and a wolf came towards him. The wolf was very unhappy and raised his hand and slapped you twice: "I told you not to wear a hat!"
The rabbit walked away bored.
The next day, the rabbit put on a hat and went out happily. On the road, he met the wolf again. When the wolf saw the rabbit, he raised his hand and slapped him twice: "I asked you to wear a hat!"
The rabbit felt very depressed, so he ran to complain to the tiger from the Forest Animal Protection Association. After hearing this, the tiger said to the rabbit: "Don't worry, we will handle your matter. It dares to make trouble on the tiger's head. I will definitely help you."
Pack it up."
Rabbit was very grateful to Tiger after hearing this. Before leaving, Tiger said to Rabbit, "You must believe in the organization."
So the tiger went to find his wolf brother. He said to the wolf: "Brother, it's very difficult for me to do this. If you really want to find a reason to bully the rabbit, you can't do this?" The tiger flicked the cigarette ashes on his hand and continued: "
Do you think this can be done? From now on, when you see a rabbit, you say to it, "Rabbit, come here and help me find fast meat." Then if it finds fat meat, you say you want to eat lean meat. When it finds lean meat, you say you want it.
It's much more logical to eat fat meat. Otherwise, just say to it, Tutu, come here and help me find a female wolf. If it finds a slim one, say you like plump ones. If it finds a plump one, say you like it.
Slim. Do you think this will work?"
After listening to Brother Tiger's words, the wolf's admiration for him reached an all-time high. However, the leader's instructions happened to be heard by the rabbit who was helping the tiger's family pull weeds. The rabbit was so angry...
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The next day, the wolf met the rabbit, so he said to the rabbit: "Rabbit, come here and help me find a piece of meat."
Rabbit said: "Then do you want to eat fat meat or lean meat?"
The wolf was startled, and thought it didn't matter and had a plan B, so he said to the rabbit: "Rabbit, go and find a female wolf for me."
Rabbit asked: "Do you want plump or slim?"
After listening to the rabbit's conversation, the wolf was silent for a few seconds, then raised his hand and slapped him twice: "I told you not to wear a hat!"
Everyone laughs.
I immediately said: "This joke is actually a satire on the bossy and unreasonable leadership, but I think we can look at the problem from another angle. Nowadays, the economic development level of our Shangjiang City is seriously lagging behind.
In addition to historical reasons, this is more due to the conservative thinking of our cadres. The people below have long been indifferent to their current situation. In the final analysis, they are used to being poor but unwilling to change. So I think in this situation
Next, as long as the municipal party committee and the municipal government can come up with a complete set of reform measures, then the people below should be allowed to implement them without any conditions. There is no reason to say this. This is just like the war years, when the leaders formulated strategies
Policies and plans, the commanders below must execute the orders unconditionally, otherwise it will be difficult to achieve final victory."
Secretary Chen pondered for a moment, then raised his glass and toasted me: "Mayor Feng, I want to toast you specially. Not because of your joke, but because of what you said next. You said it very well.
, it is a great reminder and warning to me. You are right, if we in Shangjiang City want to win this reform, we must use strong means to advance it, because we have no retreat."
I was just speaking out of my feelings. I didn’t expect to receive such recognition from him, and I really felt the sincerity and determination in his words. At this moment, I was also excited inside, "Secretary Chen, I am Feng Xiao.
I never look back when I do something, so you can rest assured that as long as it is something assigned to me by the leader, I will definitely do it well and I will never make any conditions."
Secretary Chen nodded, "I know you, but we need all leaders and cadres to be like you. Mayor Feng, you spoke so well. Come on, let's drink up this glass of wine!"
I was immediately horrified, "Did it?"
He laughed and said, "A man is not afraid of any difficulties no matter how big it is, let alone this glass of wine?! Hey! Everyone, let's do it together!"
Now that's it, everyone's thirst for wine was immediately aroused. The result is self-evident. Of course, I was very drunk again. However, I found that other people here seemed to have a better drinking capacity than me. Maybe
This is the result of their long-term alcohol training.
I have heard that the leaders of the following counties and cities have an alarming amount of alcohol. I have fully experienced this in the past two days.
The wine I drank at night was really good, because I didn’t feel any headache when I woke up the next day. So I immediately decided to go to Shangjiang Winery today.
I asked my secretary Xiao Xu to contact the winery immediately and tell them that I was going there to investigate this morning.
We set off half an hour later.
I didn't call Secretary-General Lu because he still had to contact Mayor Wen, so I couldn't take him away at will. (To be continued)