I clearly felt that she was already angry, so I hurriedly said: "Sister, I feel a little embarrassed to tell you such things, and it is precisely because I know why Governor Huang is so obsessed with Udon Mei,
That’s why I think this matter is even more difficult to handle.”
She immediately said: "Oh? After hearing what you said, I became even more interested. Please tell me, what is going on?"
I felt my face getting hot, "Sister, Udon-mei's bottom is very tight and can shrink spontaneously, as if she has a suction cup inside."
She sat up from the sofa suddenly, and then looked at me in surprise, "Really? There is such a woman? Feng Xiao, are you kidding me?"
I hurriedly said: "Sister, I really didn't lie to you. She is really like that. She is probably born with it."
She said: "It is said that the reason why Yang Yuhuan was favored by Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty was because she could shrink the yin. I used to think that this was just a legend, but now it seems that it is really such a thing. Feng Xiao, you say,
Is there really such kind of kung fu in this world?"
I replied: "The emperors in ancient times had countless beautiful concubines. There must be many reasons why Yang Yuhuan was the only one favored. On the one hand, her beauty conformed to the aesthetic standards of the time.
It is said that Yang Yuhuan is 1.65 meters tall and weighs close to 140 kilograms. Moreover, she has good looks, can sing and dance well, and has the same interests and hobbies as Tang Minghuang.
In addition, it is said that she is also very smart. It is said that one day when Emperor Ming of Tang Dynasty had nothing to do, he summoned the prince to play Go with him. The scene was carefully and elegantly arranged, and he asked the court musician He Huaizhi to play the pipa at the same time. The music was melodious and gentle.
The sound was faint, while Concubine Yang stood in front of the game to watch the battle. The beauty stood there, graceful and seductive.
Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty was an expert in music and opera, but he didn't dare to compliment him when playing chess. He was probably a bad chess player. After playing dozens of moves, when he saw that the chess situation was worrying, the emperor's face darkened, and he thought about how to get rid of it.
Don’t be in a situation where you want to win but are afraid of losing.
At this time, the considerate Concubine Yang took action. Of course, the spectators were silent. This was the basic condition. Concubine Yang's approach was just right. It also retained the dignity of the Ming Emperor. Instead, she held in her arms the little tribute pet from Kangju Kingdom in the Western Regions.
The dog was gently placed on the chessboard. The dog scratched and pulled, and the chessboard suddenly became a mess. Emperor Tang Ming laughed loudly and stared at his beloved concubine with joy, meaning and love.
Another time, Concubine Yang was sent back to her parents' home for disobeying Emperor Ming's will. Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty did not want to eat or drink, and was depressed. After being comforted by the prime minister, he asked his eunuch to bring imperial dishes to Concubine Yang. Concubine Yang burst into tears when she saw her.
, cried and told the eunuch, I contradicted Sheng Yan, and deserved death. Everything I had was given by the emperor himself, and I could not repay him. Only the hair and skin that my parents received were my own.
So he cut off a lock of hair and asked the eunuch to bring it to Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty. As soon as the emperor saw things and missed people, all kinds of resentment turned into ten thousand kinds of tenderness. He immediately asked Gao Lishi to take back Yang Guifei, and the two reconciled. It can be seen from this
, Concubine Yang is very smart and very good at understanding men's psychology. In addition, in ancient times, in order to please the emperor and attract the emperor's attention, the women in the harem used all kinds of tricks.
Although women in ancient times lived a regular life under the constraints of the three cardinal principles and five constant principles, they were unambiguous about the secrets of the boudoir, which also included secret recipes for shrinking the vagina to please their husbands.
They insist on two methods of shrinking yin: shrinking yin and shrinking yin with traditional Chinese medicine. Shrinking yin is a kind of yin-shrinking Qigong, which is similar to the modern yin-shrinking movement. However, ancient women like to be quiet, so naturally not many people practice qigong. So they are more willing to pass
Medicinal materials and medicated foods are used to achieve the purpose of shrinking yin, that is, traditional Chinese medicine shrinks yin.
Most of them are plant ingredients: angelica oil, cnidium, jasmine oil, chastity tree oil, lavender oil, etc. Among them, cnidium can warm the kidneys and strengthen yang, dry dampness, expel wind, kill insects, and is good for colds and colds in the palace.
It has obvious effects on wet vaginal discharge, dampness, low back pain, vaginal itching in women, and inflammation of the vagina..."
Lin Yu immediately laughed, "Stop it, why are you talking about your previous major again?"
I smiled and said: "There is no way, habitual thinking is at work. As for whether Yang Guifei has practiced Yin Shrinking Kung Fu or taken medicine, it is impossible to verify, but the function of Udon Plum is really innate.
, I once asked her this question, and she said she never knew."
Lin Yu looked at me, sighed and said: "Feng Xiao, you must have been very reluctant to let her go at that time, right?"
I was speechless for a moment.
She was still looking at me, still sighing, "Feng Xiao, now I understand that you had to abandon her for me. I am really touched."
I hurriedly said: "Sister, it's not like that. We are on the same line. We both prosper and suffer. This is what you said to me before. Therefore, I am not doing it entirely for you, but also for me.
Own."
She came and hugged me gently, "Feng Xiao, I'm very happy that you can say this. It shows that you are not that kind of hypocritical person. In fact, this is what I value most about you."
I said: "Sister, you are so good to me, how could I tell lies in front of you? Sister, now you know why Governor Huang is so obsessed with Udon Mei, what do you think we should do?"
She shook her head, "I don't know... In this case, it seems that it will be harder to convince him. Even Emperor Tang Ming almost lost his throne for Yang Yuhuan, let alone Teacher Huang? You men are the most likely to make mistakes for women.
This has been the case from ancient times to the present, whether it is the emperor or the officials."
I was very embarrassed, "Sister, we have to find a way, right? Otherwise it will be really dangerous in the future."
She said: "Feng Xiao, I am a woman, how can I know what you men are thinking? You need to give me some advice on this matter."
I smiled bitterly and said, "I just felt that something was wrong about this matter and didn't know what to do, so I came to you? Sister, I really don't know what to do."
She suddenly came to look at me, "Feng Xiao, didn't you finally give up on her?"
I said: "That's because it's impossible for me to marry her, and you asked me to do that, so I had to bear the pain and give up." As soon as I said this, I suddenly realized that I had lost my words.
The child became embarrassed.
Lin Yu smiled and said: "I reluctantly gave up my love... Haha! You are telling the truth. By the way, Feng Xiao, since this Udonmei is so good, why aren't you planning to marry her? If you are planning to marry her, that's for sure.
You won’t promise me anymore, right?”
I said: "Because I met her in Songcheng. At that time, I thought, no matter how different this kind of woman is, she can never be my wife. So, my idea is actually very simple."
She immediately came and stared at me, "Feng Xiao, I never thought you would hang out in such a place! You are still a doctor, aren't you afraid of getting sick?"
I didn't expect that I would say such a thing unintentionally and cause her to misunderstand. What I didn't expect was that Lin Yu would pay attention to that aspect when we were discussing such an important and serious issue.
question.
Women are different. Their thinking is often easily swayed by personal emotions.
I hurriedly said: "Sister, it's not like that. I have never taken a woman away from a place like that..."
Having said this, I suddenly remembered that I had actually had this problem once before, but at this moment I knew that I could never admit it, because no woman could tolerate such a problem in a man.
I continued, "At that time, Yang Shuguang had just met me. He loved to go to Songcheng to sing, and Ning Xiangru went with us at that time. Ning Xiangru said that she was very curious and wanted to know more about our men.
What was going on there? In the end, Yang Shuguang called a few ladies over.
It was that day that I met Udon Mei, and later I learned that she was actually a medical student, and she worked part-time at a place like that because of family difficulties, but she said she never went public.
Because I was a teacher at the Medical University at the time, I sympathized with her situation. I also investigated and found out that she said that this was indeed the case. Moreover, Ning Xiangru arranged the matter. She thought that I was so young and alone.
I lived a very lonely life, so I paid Udon Mei to be my nanny. Sister, what I said is true and I definitely didn’t lie to you."
She said: "Oh, I see, that's it. Feng Xiao, the fundamental reason why you don't want to marry her is because she once accompanied guests in Songcheng, so I thought, maybe she also accompanied someone of yours.
I have only a few friends, so I have never thought about marrying her, because then people who know Udon Mei’s true situation will probably laugh at her. Isn’t that right?”
I had to admit that her analysis was correct. I nodded, "That's right, sister."
She said immediately: "That's easy to handle. Since you care so much about Udon-mei's past, I think if Teacher Huang knew what Udon-mei did in the past, he would definitely give up that idea."
I was immediately shocked, "Sister, isn't this bad? Not to mention that it will harm Udonmei. If Governor Huang knew about Udonmei's past, he would definitely be very dissatisfied with you and me. He
You will definitely think like this: Since you know her past, why did you introduce her to me? Sister, you must not do that, absolutely not!"
She looked at me strangely, "Feng Xiao, it seems that you still have feelings for this Udonmei, otherwise why would you care so much about her future?"
I was suddenly startled, "Sister, I don't..." (To be continued)