In fact, it is normal for doctors and nurses to joke around in hospitals, and people often use sex as a joke topic, which is also very common. I heard that the same is true in schools, but it is only between teachers. In front of students
This is impossible. After all, we are all medical professionals, so it is normal to make such a joke.
For example, the director of the Anorectal Department of our hospital once said a very classic joke. He said that our job is very simple, that is: collecting money from people and blowing their anus. He also said, "When I was a child, my parents often threatened me if I
I didn't study hard, so when I grew up I was asked to pick out feces. So I studied hard and finally became a general surgeon, but whenever I faced patients with intestinal obstruction, I always felt that I was still a feces picker."
Now I really feel that the atmosphere here in the school is the same as that in our hospital, but I am still not used to it. In fact, I also know why. One is because she and I are not particularly familiar with each other, and the other is the relationship between us.
Lack of an atmosphere. Such jokes are often made when many people are together, especially in a casual atmosphere.
However, I am indeed very interested in this topic that Zeng Yufang mentioned just now, because there is indeed some scientific truth in it, at least part of it can be explained from medical theory, and also, we are full of curiosity about things like fortune telling.
Then I asked her to read my face. Anyway, we have nothing to do now, not to mention that I also really want to know my own destiny. I remember that the abbot in Kuchan Temple showed it to me last time. From the current situation
Looking at it, I think what he said is somewhat accurate, because I remember him saying to me, "A foot wide can be passed in one leap." In other words, at that time, he saw that I might encounter something.
Some minor troubles.
I am a doctor, and most of what I have heard is that fortune telling and fortune telling are all lies. For example, I once heard this joke:
It is said that a girl went to see a girl who could read palms. The girl looked at her hands and said, "I can see that you are passionately in love with a man who has few front teeth in the middle."
Then, the girl who knew how to read palms looked at the girl who came to read palms seriously again, and then said: "He is proposing to you?"
"Yes." The girl who came to read the palm nodded and replied.
"His name is Shilaido."
"You are absolutely right! This is so amazing. Could it be that you saw this from the palm of my hand?"
"It's not the palm of your hand, it's the ring you are wearing. It was the one I gave to Shi Laido last week."
Therefore, I have always been full of doubts about things like fortune telling. Even for the abbot, I thought it was just a coincidence.
But later, after I experienced Su Hu's death, Chen Yuan's behavior when I saw my child with my own eyes on the day he left this world, and Liu Meng's death... all these experiences made me have to believe in our
The world seems to be dominated by some kind of destiny.
She looked at me and asked, "Do you believe in fortune telling?"
I shook my head hypocritically and said: "There is no question of belief or disbelief. Aren't we bored now? We are just killing time anyway."
She smiled, "That makes sense. Let me tell you a story first. This is a story about Shao Yong, a master of fortune telling in the Song Dynasty. It says that an old man came all the way to Luoyang to look for his son who had been lost for many years. The villagers persuaded him
Waiting at the bridge in Luoyang, he said that Master Shao was very good at fortune-telling. You can ask him when he comes, and he might be able to know the whereabouts of your son. After hearing this, the old man waited at the bridge. Not long after, someone came over. According to reports,
With his demeanor and dress, the old man concluded that he was a fortune teller. But he didn't know that this was not Shao Yong, but Shao Yong's nephew. It turned out that Shao Yong had not returned to the city the day before, and his nephew had nothing to do when he came.
Wanting to try his own skills, he set up a fortune-telling stall for him. As soon as the Shao family nephew settled down, people came together and said in a hurry: Please tell the fortune for this old man. The Shao family nephew asked:
What do you want to ask? The old man hurriedly said: Ask about the whereabouts of his son. Shao Yong's nephew said: You can say any word. The old man caught a glimpse of a mound next to him, so he casually said the word "pui". The nephew of the Shao family wrote the word "pui" in his hand.
Then he turned around and looked at the boss for a while, and suddenly shouted: Oops! There is dirt on the left side of this pile of words, dirt on the right side, and a person in the middle. The person has been buried on the slope. After hearing this
The old man screamed and immediately lost his breath. Everyone, you raised your arms and I pinched the legs, which finally made him regain his breath. At this time, Shao Yong came and hurriedly got out of the car and asked why.
The nephew then told the story of the old man's fortune-telling, and then handed over the pile of handwritten words. Shao Yong took it, looked at it, and said: If a person is still alive, how can he be declared dead? After that, he walked over to comfort the old man:
Don't worry, your son is still alive. The old man asked: How do you know that my son is still alive? Shao Yong explained: Although the word "Dui" refers to a person in the soil, a person is standing in the soil, not lying down.
, this man lived in a cave. When the old man heard this, his sadness turned to joy, he stood up and saluted and said: The world is so big, I don’t know where to look, I hope you can give me some advice. Shao Yong said: There is Mang Mountain in the north of Luoyang City. Mang Mountain
Everyone in Xiajigou lives in cave dwellings. Go and find them there. Then he looked at the pile of characters again and said: Move the soil on the left to the top, and add soil to the soil to become the mountain. At the foot of the mountain is the character Jiacheng Cui, the Cui family's good wife.
In the mountains, you can find your son by going to Xiajigou in Mangshan and asking about Cui's good wife. After hearing this, the old man thanked Shao Yong and went straight to Xiajigou, where he found his son whom he had not seen for many years. It turns out that,
When my son came home that day, he was blown into a ravine by a strong wind and fell unconscious. He was later rescued by Mr. Cui, who was doing business in the south. He followed him here and was recruited by the Cui family as their son-in-law."
I laughed and said: "There are too many such stories, but I think most of them are made up by later generations." But I was thinking in my heart: This woman is so obsessed with things like fortune telling. From a psychological point of view,
In fact, it is also a kind of extreme lack of confidence in myself, and I especially like to take shortcuts. This is similar to the mentality of wanting to know the test questions before the exam. Although I believe it a little now, I am not particularly superstitious, because
I still can't find any reason to fully believe those things and the scientific truth behind them.
She smiled and asked me: "Why do you say that?"
I said: "The story you just told has obvious flaws. According to your story, the ravine where the old man is is not far from Luoyang City. In any case, he should go back to visit his father later?
"
She smiled and said: "Maybe he broke his brain at that time, which caused amnesia. It's hard to say."
I couldn't help laughing and said: "This is just your speculation." Then he added: "Xiao Zeng, have you noticed? All those magical fortune-telling stories in folklore happened at least fifty years ago. I think
, maybe the same was true fifty years ago, and the legendary stories at that time also happened fifty years ago. What does this mean? It means that these stories have been artificially processed and do not exist in reality at all."
In fact, what I said was not just to question, but also to hope that she could provide evidence to convince me.
But she smiled and said: "It seems like this is really the case?"
I was a little disappointed, but I asked her: "Do you no longer believe in those things?"
She smiled and said: "Actually, there is no question of belief or disbelief for me, I just think it can be played as a game. I still believe that my destiny is in my own hands and I need to work hard on it."
, you have to fight hard. We are still early before the next flight, how about sleeping without playing this kind of game difficulty? Let me show you?"
I said: "Then just take a look."
So she came to see me, no, not just looking, but seriously sizing me up. This made me a little embarrassed, but I had to endure it.
However, she looked at my face for a long time but never spoke. Moreover, I found that her eyes became blurred. So I hurriedly reminded her, "Hey! Say something quickly?"
She suddenly woke up and said with a wry smile: "Feng Chu, you are so classy."
I couldn't laugh or cry, "What? Did you just lie to me?"
I found that she actually called me "Feng Chu" much more often than she called me "Brother Feng". From this, we can know that there is still a distance between her and me in her heart. Calling this thing is sometimes the best explanation.
of a person's inner world.
She smiled and said: "I'm sorry, I really can't read faces. But I can read words. How about it? You ask the waiter to bring a pen and paper, you can write any words and I will test it for you?"
I immediately stopped believing what she said, "Forget it, you always make jokes like this with me."
She said: "Isn't it just for fun? Why are you so serious?"
I thought about it, so I went to the waiter to get some paper and pen, and then asked her, "What should I write?"
She smiled, "Whatever. The more casual, the better."
But I suddenly became nervous, as if the word I was about to write would really determine my fate. She suddenly laughed opposite me, "Don't be so nervous? Isn't it just a game?"
I couldn't help but laugh: Yes, why are you nervous? Isn't it just a game? So I wrote a flamboyant "ka" character on the paper.
She took the piece of paper and asked me immediately: "What aspect do you want me to test for you?"
I asked in astonishment: "What do you mean?"
She said: "For example, marriage, relationship, career, etc., you have to tell me a range."
I immediately felt that this matter was a bit funny and interesting, so I casually said: "Then let's start a career."
She asked me: "You didn't think about this issue when you wrote this character? I mean, when you wrote this character, you didn't want me to test any aspect?"
I smiled bitterly and said, "I just wrote it casually. Aren't we drinking coffee? So I wrote this word casually."
She smiled and said, "Since that's the case, I'll give you a comprehensive explanation. Because you wrote this word in an ethereal state, it should contain all the information about you."
I suppressed my laughter and said, "Okay, you can say whatever you want."
She looked at the words on the paper for several seconds, and then she began to say: "You are often surrounded by words, but you are very strong, so it does not have a big impact on you. But this situation will continue.
"
I couldn't help laughing anymore, "I also know that the two mouths are exerting force in the middle, is that what it means?"
She also laughed and then said to me: "Be serious and listen to me." This word can also be interpreted as two other situations. One is that you now have two women and you currently maintain an unusual relationship with them.
, but you are starting to feel a little overwhelmed. Feng Chu, is that so?"
I couldn't help being shocked, but then I thought she might be trying to trick me, "What? There's nothing like that."
She looked at me and smiled, "Whether you admit it or not is up to you. There is another possibility, that is, you will have two children. From now on, you will raise two children by yourself."
I shook my head and said, "I'll leave first and already have a son. From now on, I have no intention of getting married again. So what you said is wrong."
She smiled and said: "Not necessarily? How can one tell clearly about a person's future? I just judge words by words. Besides, the word "ka" plus the word "mu" are the shackles. You may have trouble in the near future.
Fortunately, someone spoke up for you and you were spared."
My heart suddenly sank, "Don't scare me? I'm very timid."
She laughed and said, "I'm just kidding, I just took it literally like this. It's just a play on words, don't take it seriously."
Although I didn't want to take it seriously, there was still a shadow in my heart, "Xiao Zeng, is there any scientific reason for this word test?"
She shook her head, "Is there any scientific reason? Isn't it just a game? A Chinese character game. Some people say that fortune telling is actually a kind of psychological voyeurism. In the final analysis, it is to guess the psychological state of the other person from his words and deeds."
The shadow in my heart immediately dissipated, so I smiled and said: "So, you are using psychological methods to analyze me?"
She said: "What do I know about psychology? It's just fun. I read some things about this in books before, and then I started playing around with my friends. In fact, I also tested Liu Meng's handwriting before.
That’s not allowed. Alas! Sometimes it’s really hard to predict a person’s fate.”
Her words immediately caught my attention, "What word did you test for her?"
She replied: "What she asked me to test was the word 'Meng' in her name. I told her at the time that the word 'Meng' represented a kind of romance. Beside the woods, under the sunset. In fact, I was really with
She was playing. What do I know about fortune telling? Don't talk about this matter, it will make people sad once you mention it."
I suddenly felt sad.
She stirred the coffee in the cup with a spoon and stopped talking.
I didn't say anything, so I stirred the coffee with a spoon while my eyes were watching the pedestrians outside the coffee shop. There are always many people inside the Beijing Airport. This is the capital after all. I went to observe the pedestrians passing by in a hurry.
I found that they all seemed very busy. I don’t know why, but I immediately thought of an insect: ants.
In the world of ants, they are as mediocre and busy as we are. They have no time to find the true meaning of life and no energy to take care of their mental journey. They are trampled on by others but they are everywhere. Their fate is ill-fated and insignificant, but they try hard to stay.
Set your own trajectory and weave a colorful dream.
Life is like an ant. It is tired on the road all day long in search of food and the safety of the family. Its fragile eyes stay on the seemingly sweet reality, but it can never see through the sky full of disasters and variables.
We have no time to be sad, but we are always numbly repairing our lives in search of happiness. We are just a group of ants.Cl?p?Se
Looking at the people passing by outside, I was immediately fascinated. I found that I have been very emotional recently. Some people say that this is a sign of aging. Could it be that my heart is really old? But I
You're only in your thirties? How could this happen?
Her voice suddenly came to my ears, "Feng Chu, have you asked about my affairs?"
I didn't react for a while because I was still immersed in my feelings about Ant, "What happened? Oh, I told my classmate. He used to be the deputy director of the General Affairs Department of the Organization Department of the Provincial Committee.
He said that the General Office is in charge of this matter. There should be no problem."
She immediately became happy, "Really? That's great."
I said: "We should have definite news when we come back."
She looked at me and said, "Brother Feng, can you ask him again now? This will prevent me from feeling uncomfortable."
I thought to myself: It turns out that the title "Brother Feng" was based on her needs. However, the expectant look in her eyes made it difficult for me to refuse, not to mention that I had already promised her, and the words had already been spoken.
I told Kang Demao, and Kang Demao readily agreed. So, I nodded to her, then took out the phone and started dialing.
I made this call in front of Zeng Yufang, because this can make her believe in my sincerity more, and it also makes me feel complacent in my heart: This is also a manifestation of ability. Men can't help but think of themselves.
What this side shows is that this should be the most original characteristic of Hallmon.
However, Kangdemao actually cut off my call.
I guessed that he was in a meeting. However, this made me feel a little embarrassed after all, so I said to Zeng Yufang: "Maybe he is in a meeting."
She asked: "What's the matter?"
I said: "Under normal circumstances, he would not cut off my phone call."
"Oh, let's fight again when we go overseas," she said.
Just as he was talking, Kang Demao sent me a text message: We are in a meeting. What is going on?
I hurriedly replied: How is the matter I asked you going?
He immediately told me via text message: We have already talked about it and they are working on it.
I said: Thank you, please follow me up.
He asked: What are you thanking for? Where are you now?
I replied: Beijing. I am waiting for the plane to Hong Kong.
He said: Oh, boring, right? But I'm in a meeting, so I can't share your boredom.
Me: Haha! Then you can have a meeting. I won’t disturb you.
Him: By the way, let me ask you something. Have you gone to find her?
He should be referring to Tao Tao. I was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it, I replied to him: I'm sorry, I didn't get through her work.
But he replied to me like this: No. She didn't come to see me anymore.
I was immediately surprised and thought to myself: Did she figure it out later? So I immediately said to Kang Demao: That's good. I'm worried to death.
He said: Thank you, buddy.
I was really happy for him in my heart: It's okay. Just go to the meeting and we'll talk when you get back.
Then he said to Zeng Yufang: "We've already talked about it and we're working on it. It shouldn't be a big problem."
She said: "That's great. Thank you."
I shook my head, "Xiao Zeng, now I'm worried that it's not the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee, but Principal Zhang. If you don't approve of him, he will probably become angry."
She said: "He won't, because she is the principal and he cares about his power, so there is no need for him to fall out with me over such a thing."
I said: "Maybe what you said makes sense, but now you have completely offended him, including me."
She said: "He offended me. And you are leaving soon, so you don't need to pay attention to him anymore."
I shook my head and said, "What if I can't leave? Didn't you say that he doesn't want me to leave? I think he must have his own way."
She said: "You have such a big backing, you don't need to be afraid of him at all."
Only then did I understand that she might have deliberately asked me to be hostile to Principal Zhang, and then achieve her own goals. So I couldn't help but wonder: Is it worth it for her? (To be continued)