After listening to Xu Yun and Bai Xiaoye narrate these stories using narrative grammar, Ma Saner's eyes almost popped out of his head.
Damn it! Ma San'er's chin fell directly to the ground, and he looked at Xu Yun as if he were looking at an alien: "Zuo Lengyue is your baby mother?! The daughter of the three emperors... the empress Zuo Lengyue, is
Your little mother? Are you two working together to tease me?"
Bai Xiaoye put down the tea cup in his hand: "As for teasing you, we have nothing to do, so we made up such a story to tease you?"
Ma San'er really can't digest such important news. What he is amazed about now is not this. What he is amazed about is how awesome Xu Yun is! Even the empress Zuo Lengyue pushed him! No wonder Xu Yun is so fierce.
, there is constant love and luck around you, love is like father, like son!
Even love luck is hereditary! Ma San'er is very upset. No wonder she doesn't have a girlfriend now. She probably inherited it from his father, who was single for forty years before getting married! Oh my god! How will I live in the future? God won't take care of me.
This is a joke. This thing can't be inherited.
"Brother Yun, please bear with me if I can't do anything well in the past." Masan'er said: "Oh my god... I don't even know what to say. This news is too exciting, too
It’s exciting, it’s incredible.”
"Don't act as if I don't have this little mother, so you can do whatever you want with me." Xu Yundao said: "You can help us analyze it. What should Xiaoye say after she goes to see her mother?"
Masan'er said: "Of course, tell her that nothing will happen to you two, otherwise you will make people worry to death!"
"What can happen to us! Not to mention that we all know that we are brothers and sisters. Even if we don't know, nothing can happen!" Xu Yun said: "Stop talking nonsense and come up with something serious.
Come up with an idea."
Ma San'er's head shook like a rattle: "I only know that you kidnapped the empress's daughter and took her to the United States. Even if she was your baby mother, she probably wouldn't let you go. You're asking for more.
Come on, I can't help you with this matter. If it's anything else, you can tell me whatever you want, but I really can't help you with this matter."
"Why can't you help us?" Bai Xiaoye was very disappointed.
"Don't you know what kind of person your mother is? I'm a little ant in the world. She doesn't even bother to pinch her in front of her. She can kill me with just one breath. I can show off to the kid who abducted her daughter to play.
What's your idea? If there is any accident, if you pursue it, I will die unjustly." Masan'er said: "Besides, even if I am not afraid of death, this is your family matter, what can I, an outsider, do?
"
This really makes sense.
"Brother Yun, the only help I can give you is to provide you with two beds." Masan'er shrugged helplessly.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it so much, so Bai Xiaoye simply said: "In the worst case, I'll go see her directly. It's not that I'm sorry for her, and it's not that I deceived her. No matter how strange it is, I can't blame her."
On top of my head, I have nothing to be afraid of."
"After all, she is also your mother. You have to save some face for her, right?" Xu Yundao said: "After all, she is a person with status."
Face must be left to Zuo Lengyue. This woman is the only clue that Xu Yun can find out about his unreliable father in his lifetime. Even if Bai Xiaoye falls out with her mother, Xu Yun will not fall out with his little mother.
.It happened more than 20 years ago, there is no need to dig up old scores.
Xu Yun was really either in awe or fear because she was Zuo Lengyue, or he simply wanted to get some final news about his unreliable father from her.
This may not be important to Xu Yun anymore. But if that unreliable old man is not dead yet, why should Xu Yun have to see him? His body and skin are given to his parents, even if he is no longer a thing.
No matter how bastard you are, if you never give him any support or education, then Xu Yun is still his son.
Lao Xu can be dishonest, unreliable, and be an irresponsible father, but Xu Yun doesn't want to be an irresponsible son. If Lao Xu is still alive, he can even ask him "Why did he give birth to him?"
Yes.
And all of this requires getting the news from Zuo Lengyue.
"I know, I won't make her look too ugly." Bai Xiaoye said, "I'm tired, I'll go upstairs to rest first."
"Go." Xu Yun waved his hand, turned around and pulled Ma San'er to the side: "It's my turn to think of something. Since I already know that she is my baby mother, if we don't show some respect when we meet again,
It seems that I am too rude, can you tell me what kind of gift I should bring?"
Ma San'er touched his chin. Xu Yun's words were indeed reasonable. After all, he was a junior. It didn't matter if he didn't know before. But now that he knows, it would be bad if he didn't have some etiquette.
"We must get something that can be taken out of the house." Xu Yun touched his chin: "Melatonin? Golden wine? Dong'e donkey-hide gelatin? Deep-sea sea cucumber?"
"How much are these broken things you mentioned worth? They are sold in all supermarkets." Masan'er said disgustedly: "If you give me these things, I might be very happy. But you have to give them away.
He is the number one person rumored to be in the underground world of China today, aren’t you losing face?!”
Xu Yunchou was worried about this. The little money he had was just enough to buy these things.
Ma San'er touched his chin: "No matter how powerful the empress is, she is still a woman. Women like exotic treasures, such as Thai sapphires, Sri Lankan emeralds, Burmese jadeites, African tanzanites, and Brazilian crystals.
Just make a crown out of all the things you have and give it to her, symbolizing her supreme status as empress and ensuring that she will appreciate you very much."
"Can you fart something smelly? I can get one of these things. Give me money to buy them." Xu Yundao said: "We are also making a crown. Not to mention that we don't have the materials. Even if we have the materials, we can customize one.
It will take at least a month to get the crown. Bai Xiaoye will leave tomorrow. How can I delay her for a month before seeing her mother? It was nothing at first, but it has become a big deal. "
"Then I have no choice." Masan'er said.
Xu Yun looked Ma San'er up and down: "My little mother likes collecting. You don't know this. She asked Bai Xiaoye to donate all the antique collections to the National Museum in my honor... What do you have here?
I don’t have anything from before, so I’ll keep it on credit and pay you back when I have the money.”
"Credit? Can you still pay it back?" Ma San'er said: "She even dares to donate jade clothes with gold threads. Do you think there is someone in my store that she likes? If so, give my store to her."
There's nothing wrong with her. I'm just afraid that others will look down on her."
"Are you of no use at all?" Xu Yun sighed helplessly.
Ma San'er rolled her eyes at Xu Yun: "Are you begging me to do something? How do you say it? This is... Come on, I don't think you should think about it anymore. It's useless to think about it too much. You can't do this.
Don’t think about it being too complicated. She won’t like anything you give her, so you might as well just give her two boxes of donkey-hide gelatin to help her look good.”
That's all it can do, but to be honest, Zuo Lengyue's skin looks like that of a 19-year-old. I'm afraid she doesn't even need to take care of her skin. Maybe she uses something better. The ones sold in supermarkets.
There must be some additives in donkey-hide gelatin, and they probably wouldn't catch her eye.
Forget it, never mind, her own daughter was empty-handed, Xu Yun just took whatever he wanted, and it was considered that he had this intention. Courtesy is of little importance, justice is more important, and he has that kind of respect.