Who is Xu Yun? His identity is the former instructor of the Yanlong Special Forces of the Shenlong Brigade. Even Oolong, who has the worst language talent among them, is proficient in Chinese, English, and French, and he also knows a little about the other five languages.
2. Not to mention Xu Yun. In addition to his mother tongue, he is proficient in English, Russian, French, Japanese, German, Spanish, Korean, Thai, Portuguese... and more than ten languages. Even Dr. Zamenhof
He knows Esperanto, which is created on the basis of the Indo-European language family. You must know that there are only a thousand native speakers of Esperanto in the world, and the number of people who can use this language fluently is only a few hundred thousand at most!
Why does mere English matter?
Xu Yunna can even open his mouth for such difficult English songs as "Yao Yao, Chi Ke Nao, Kang Mu Ang Bei Noi enough to eat the dog, Geta O Hei feeds Gou, Aimarui Bati too troublesome~"
Come on! Still can’t understand the broken American English of a third-rate foreign director? Just kidding!
"Sister Zhiling, please don't be so difficult. I understand English." Xu Yun knew that Ling Zhiling meant well. He also hoped that we could have a happy cooperation and end the advertising shoot, so that he could explain to Zuo Meiyan properly when he went back.
, but he hates this feeling, this feeling that foreigners look down on Chinese people.
Perhaps it was a matter of origin. Xu Yun was particularly sensitive to this. In China's long history, there are painful memories of being bullied by those great powers. This is something that no Chinese person is willing to mention, and it is also something that any person with a conscience is unwilling to mention.
Something that Chinese people will never forget. Although everything is peaceful in the world now, that is only on the premise that the other side is friendly and polite to us.
To use an inappropriate analogy, a person who once disobeyed you and popped your anus in the hospital looked down upon you because you became stronger, but his descendants have no idea how high-minded they are and think that they once popped your anus.
And if you are condescending to your children and grandchildren, what should your children and grandchildren do? If you have a hot temper, you will definitely explode back. Even if you have a good temper, it depends on who you treat, right?
Just when Ling Chiling was dumbfounded by Xu Yun's words "I understand English", Xu Yun had already said to Director Pierce in fluent English: "Stop your arrogant attitude, you are here to shoot the commercial for Isol
Mr. Isolda is working part-time, and we are here to shoot commercials to give Mr. Isolda face. Our identities are really different, but it’s not that you are higher and I am lower. It’s that I am higher and you are lower. Do you understand?”
Pierce's expression was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that this low-quality actor in his eyes could actually speak such fluent English.
"If you don't know English, you have low quality? Haha, are you kidding me? I think those who don't know Chinese are called low quality! The most people in the world speak Chinese! The most people are native speakers of Chinese! Whether we learn English or French
Whether you are learning Russian or not, it’s all because we learned the most difficult language in the world before learning to play it, not because we look up to you.” Xu Yun’s English is indeed enough to instantly defeat professional level 8 super translators:
"Compared with French, which pronounces seventy-six instead of seventy-six, but sixty plus sixteen, and Russian, which flicks the tongue until it cramps, your English is too simple. Your country is a country of immigrants.
Do you know why English is used to teach Mandarin? Because your average IQ can only learn the simplest language. Dear, don’t look down on the Chinese people. It’s not that the Chinese people who don’t know English can’t learn it, but they don’t care to learn it. If they want to learn it,
If it were the case, it would only take three years of high school from fifteen to eighteen years old to reach the Level 4 level that many of you Americans cannot pass. Their vocabulary is several times higher than that of you Americans. They can use 'Faq'
You made up more than a dozen curse words until eighteen generations of your ancestors crawled out of the cemetery. Do you understand?"
Pierce's eyes were as wide as cow bells, and Ling Chiling's jaw almost dropped to the ground. Her English was pretty good, and her brain couldn't even keep up with Xu Yun's speaking speed. If it weren't for Xu Yun's very standard pronunciation, she
You may not even understand it.
The translator sitting at the next table dropped the spoon in his hand. He had to say that this was the most English-speaking person he had ever seen in the world during his eight years as a translator!
He really doubted that he created this language!
"Don't take your ignorance as a personality." After Xu Yun said the last sentence, he calmly picked up the milk tea on the table and took a sip, and continued in English: "If you want to talk about advertising, we can continue to communicate. If you are
I’m here to look for your sense of superiority, so sorry, I won’t accompany you.”
There is one type of person who is the most terrifying in the world, and that is the person who can still feel a sense of superiority when driving a domestically produced BMW Brilliance 316. Obviously, Pierce is this type of person. He feels that he is awesome after filming some advertisements for luxury brands. Little does he know that
Even if he shoots luxury goods ads, they are just commercials and can never be compared with Spielberg who shot Raiders of the Lost Ark. Just like a domestically produced 316i costing RMB 280,000 is far inferior to the imported 760Li costing RMB 2.7 million.
Comparing the two versions is the same truth.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I take back what I said before. You are a high-quality person, and you let me know how smart the Chinese people are." Pierce was really shocked by Xu Yun, he really didn't
Thinking that the young man in front of him would actually refute himself in such fluent English, if he had a debate with him, he would definitely lose.
Xu Yun raised his eyebrows: "Then can we start talking about advertising?"
"Of course, of course." Pierce nodded and said, "Let's talk while eating."
Xu Yun smiled slightly: "Do you want to drink? You have learned from us Chinese people, right? Everything must be decided at the wine table?"
Pierce didn't understand the meaning of Xu Yun's words and looked at Ling Chiling with a confused expression.
Ling Chiling finally breathed a sigh of relief and explained to Pierce with a smile: "Mr. Pierce, what Xu Yun means is our Chinese 'wine table culture', which means that many things require drinking to be settled. If
If we don't eat and drink, we won't be able to talk."
Pierce nodded in realization, and then said to Xu Yun: "Drinking is fine, but I'm not used to your Chinese liquor. I prefer whiskey."
"I also like whiskey." Xu Yun nodded, "But you have to pay for the drinks here. Originally, I thought the nearly two hundred yuan dinner roll was expensive enough. For the same price, Golden Leopard's buffet has more variety than this one.
Got it!"
Pierce immediately snapped his fingers at his translator: "Please help me go to the room and get the whiskey I brought."
The translator wiped his mouth and left without saying a word.
Pierce shook his head helplessly: "I hope you don't mind. I brought my own wine because I bought whiskey ten times in China, and eight of the times it tasted wrong."
Xu Yun nodded: "You are right about this. There is nothing we can do about it. We Chinese people are smart. We Chinese people can handle the whiskey you drink with just some industrial alcohol and coloring matter."
"Oh buy it!" Pierce was dumbfounded for a moment, industrial alcohol? That will kill people.
"It doesn't matter, don't worry about your health. We in China have many young people and girls who hang out in bars and drink fake wine every day, and they are all living well. You will be fine if you drink it ten or eight times." Xu
Yun said with a smile.
This really confused Pierce.
Ling Chiling had no choice but to make a rescue: "Mr. Pierce, he likes to joke, so don't mind. Haha, let's talk about our commercial shooting."
"Okay, let me express my opinion now." Pierce also changed from Xu Yun's talk and began to talk about his advertising philosophy.
After talking about Qi for a long time, Xu Yun summed it up in two words, sexy!
Because the word Pierce used the most was sexy, and every time he mentioned sexy, he would dance excitedly and even cover his chest and face. When his translator took down the whiskey he brought all the way to the United States, he and Xu
After Yun and Yun had a drink together, the conversation became even more lively.
Because most of the moves Pierce mentioned were very sexy and provocative, it was hard for Ling Chiling to accept it for a while. Xu Yun also felt that this foreigner had some evil intentions. When it came to needing Ling Chiling to show off here and there,
At that time, a pair of eyes flashed green, quite excited.
After the three of them had finished eating, Pierce directly invited Ling Chiling to his room to chat alone. He said that he wanted to show Ling Chiling how to pose during the photo shoot and give her some guidance first.
Ling Chiling wanted to refuse, but she didn't know how to refuse, so she couldn't help but look a little more embarrassed.
Of course Xu Yun couldn't sit idly by at this time: "Director Pierce, if that's the case, I think I should go with you. After all, I will be the one to cooperate with Miss Zhiling, not you. If only she
My movements are so elegant and seductive, but I look like a piece of wood, so I’m afraid it’s not suitable, right?”
Pierce frowned and glanced at Xu Yun. He was speechless at Xu Yun's ignorance, so he was a little impatient: "Mr. Xu, as a man, I want to say that as long as Miss Ling's performance is up to the mark, you only need to act in your true colors.
, because I believe that no man can withstand Miss Ling’s ****. So you don’t need any advice. I just want to remind you not to be too involved in the shooting. After all, it is an underwear advertisement. If you
With a man’s reaction, I’m afraid it’s not okay. So, before shooting, you should find a way to solve it, I don’t mind if you spend money to find a woman.”
These words really confused Xu Yun and Ling Chiling.
Xu Yun was surprised: "Mr. Pierce, what do you mean by spending money to find a woman? I don't quite understand..."
"Oh, Mr. Xu, there are many women in China selling them, at least there are many in this hotel. As long as they are willing to pay, they can naturally help you solve the problem." Pierce said with a proud look: "Haha, and I think they
Their techniques are all very good, enough to make your feet weak.”
Xu Yun really underestimated this foreigner, because his words were too harsh, so Xu Yun's tone was a bit disdainful: "I don't have such bad taste."
[PS: There is a new cover, eh, what do you think? I used to do it randomly by myself, but now it is done by a professional. Can you give me a thumbs up? Give me a flower?]