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Chapter 026 Bank Farce

Xu Yun and Lin Ge drove the escort vehicle directly to the bank. Because they had made an appointment before, the bank's key account manager had already been waiting outside to greet them.

As soon as Lin Ge got out of the car, James, the bank's key account manager, quickly came forward, took Lin Ge's hand and greeted him: "Mr. Carlos, I haven't seen you for a long time and you are still so energetic! Hahaha, please come and drink first.

Let’s talk about things over a cup of coffee!”

"No need for coffee, I'm very pressed for time." Lin Ge waved his hand: "Let's go straight to the serious things. I have other things to do."

"Mr. Carlos, if you are dissatisfied with our service, you can just ask... Hehehe... You suddenly want to withdraw cash now, this is..." James said with a headache: "We are really sorry for this.

Something that dissatisfied you.”

"This has nothing to do with you, I just don't believe in the US dollar." Lin Ge said: "Besides, what I want is not US dollars, I want to exchange my US dollars for gold."

James smiled awkwardly, it would be better to take their dollars than their gold!

"How much is it now? One thousand four hundred and fifty US dollars per ounce." Lin Ge said: "Then I have 270 million US dollars in my account now. How much gold is it?"

"This is..." James quickly took out his computer.

"It's 186,206.89655 ounces." Lin Ge knew very well that the American people were pretty bad at math, almost all at the elementary school level: "It's almost 5.27 tons, what do you think?

I’ll just prepare the gold.”

James was dumbfounded. He exchanged five tons of gold in one go. Even the bank would have a headache! Now the largest gold brick in their bank is only 400 ounces, which costs a total of 465 and a half yuan!

No wonder someone drove a super armed escort truck like this.

This kind of escort vehicle usually has eight people on board, plus cash and the like, so the load capacity is definitely no problem, and five tons of gold can definitely be taken away easily.

"Mr. Carlos, should we discuss it again? Maybe we have other better ways..." James said.

"What I want is gold, what do you want to discuss with me?" Lin Ge said: "Is it possible that I can't exchange my own money for gold in your bank? Then why else do you open a bank? You must be sick."

Of course James didn't mean not to let him exchange for gold. Of course he was willing. He just didn't want to lose such a big customer. Now Carlos gave him the feeling that he wanted to leave their bank and stop playing with them in the future.

This is what James is worried about.

"Hurry up, this is not a small project!" Lin Ge did not give James a chance to continue talking, and immediately motioned for James to take him to the separate insurance room of the big client to handle business.

Xu Yun stayed next to the car and waited. He looked around and observed the goings-on. The American Empire was not as safe as China. No one in China dared to rob a bank. First, the punishment was heavy, and second, there were no advanced weapons.

The U.S. Empire is not like that. Guys who rob banks have advanced weapons and equipment, and the U.S. Empire also pays attention to "human rights." As long as they are not killed on the spot, even if they fail, they will not be sentenced to death if they are caught.

This is the most ridiculous thing about the American empire. People die every day due to fights on the streets, but it is so difficult to impose the death penalty.

I really don’t understand how those bastards who don’t regard other people’s lives as their own like animals can have the dignity to demand their own “human rights”? Some criminals are not human beings at all, they are worse than animals. How can we talk about human rights if they are not human beings?

Anyway, this is the way this country is, with pros and cons.

This also caused Xu Yun to dare not relax easily. Who knows if a car would suddenly appear in that place and a few idiots wearing stockings would jump out and try to rob the bank.

Xu Yun had seen the news about bank robberies in New York before. It was said that there was a bank robber who had been committing crimes in Queens and Manhattan in New York City. He had succeeded more than thirty times and returned eight times without success.

This guy is simply a repeat offender who has set a new record in the history of New York City security!

Moreover, this criminal was not at all the ferocious figure that people imagined, with big shoulders and a round waist. It is said that when he was arrested, the policemen were wearing heavy equipment and broke in. The criminal was still lying lazily on the sofa and looked at him sleepily.

An ordinary policeman showed no intention of resisting.

The criminal is a typical heroin addict. He has been in and out of jail every day since he became an adult. However, the cases he committed before he became famous were all petty crimes related to drug abuse.

And the reason for his real big business of robbing banks is simple and clear - to raise money to buy drugs.

Some of the criminals who robbed banks in the American Empire were not what everyone imagined in the movies. They really came with a carload of people armed with advanced weapons, and most of them were lone rangers who worked alone!

Every time these people go to the bank, they like to wear Mets caps, long-sleeved shirts, and sunglasses to cover their eyes, a typical New York hipster look.

Moreover, he robbed the bank in a very civilized manner and never shouted for fear of scaring innocent customers.

In the words of such criminals, robbing a bank is no different from going to the bank to withdraw money. All you need to do is hand the note to the bank staff and explain your purpose! Only in very rare circumstances will they flash their pistols in demonstration.

After you get it, don't cause trouble to others, just leave as soon as possible and everything is done.

The serial robbers who committed crimes in the same area were able to escape justice for many years before being caught. This kind of news also reflects the incompetence of the US imperial police.

Moreover, hundreds of bank robberies occur in New York every year. On average, bank robberies occur every day. In such a big city, this situation is really incomprehensible, and this situation only increases every year.

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Many brothers on the American imperial circuit know that the banks in New York are the most robbed in the world.

Once such a thing spreads, some people who want to make a fortune will do this kind of thing, so New York gathers a lot of idiots who want to rob banks. Some people can succeed, and some people are just too stupid to succeed.

Anyway, this has become a common occurrence for New York banks.

Just when Xu Yun was alert, a guy wearing a peaked cap and sunglasses strolled around the door of the bank.

People who wander around like this often have nothing to do. Maybe they are impulsive and are thinking about robbing a bank for fun? Then they just start robbing...

This is all very likely to happen. Who makes the US empire pay so much attention to human rights? Murder and arson are not punishable by death. It's just bank robbery. It doesn't matter.

Xu Yun looked at the wandering ghost warily and found that there seemed to be something bulging on the guy's lower back. It was almost certain that it was a pistol.

I guess this guy really wants to do something.

Now that he has done nothing, Xu Yun definitely can't do anything. If he went to warn him at this time, he might be accused of causing trouble.

At this time, Lin Ge had already followed James to his own exclusive business VIP room, because big clients like to be quiet and confidential in everything they do, and don't like to be disturbed by anyone.

This is also good for Lin Ge, at least he can try fingerprints in a leisurely manner.

About ten minutes later, the wandering guy finally couldn't bear it any longer. He suddenly took out the pistol hidden in his waist and rushed directly into the bank lobby!

Xu Yun could hear this guy shouting through the door: "Don't move! Give me all the money!!"

It looked like he was a novice, and a skilled criminal would not do such a stupid thing. As expected, the idiot's shouts caused chaos at the scene, and two security guards knocked him down! The farce only lasted a few seconds.

It's over.

In fact, there are many bank robberies in the U.S. Empire. This is also because banks in the U.S. Empire have always flaunted the customer-first service principle. They have removed iron fences on the counters, canceled armed guards, and extended business hours. These are all important reasons for criminals to frequently visit.

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In recent years, the American empire has gradually eliminated many open counters. This is not disrespectful to customers, but is actually a kind of self-protection. Otherwise, it would be boring to be robbed every day. Who would still be in the banking industry?


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