Everyone also noticed that Li Ju was in a bad mood today, because they already understood what happened to Li Ju, and they were very understanding, but they just didn’t know how to ease Li Ju’s bad mood. Everyone started eating, drinking, and chatting again.
After a while, I still didn’t see any substantial change in Li Ju’s mood.
At this time, Liang Jian suddenly remembered the few brain teasers he had seen before. He originally thought that these brain teasers with the nature of pornographic jokes would not be on the stage, but the current situation is good for Li Ju.
You can talk about it, it's not too much.
Liang Jian said: "Let's stop drinking for a while and relax. I'll give you some brain teasers first. Let's have fun!"
Lao Zhu raised his hand and said: "Okay, but if you guess wrong, you still have to drink as a penalty, how about it!" Wei Lan said: "Why do you have to drink as a penalty again!" Tang Lei was also very interested: "We are here today.
Drink and relax, we have to do brain teasers and guess, and drink wine too."
Liang Jian has experience in drinking. There are at least four ways to drink: one is happy wine, which has a happy and relaxed atmosphere and is not easy to get drunk; one is boring wine, which is a drink that drowns sorrows and makes them worse;
Drinking is to cope with things. This kind of drinking makes you happy on the surface, but actually makes you depressed on the inside. There is also a kind of greedy drinking. The drinker himself is a good drinker. If he does not drink for a day, his mouth will salivate and he will be extremely greedy. That is drinking.
This is what happens to addicted people. If today's wine is turned into happy wine, it will be less easy to get drunk. He agreed.
Lao Zhu urged: "Then tell me quickly!"
Liang Jian said: "Then I will tell you, everyone, please listen." Liang Jian looked at Li Ju again, and Li Ju looked back at him and said: "Okay, let's talk."
Liang Jiandao: "Listen up, let me make a statement first, don't get it wrong! Question 1: Rubber products, covering the middle part of the human body, come in different sizes, which are related to the survival of life!"
Everyone looked at each other when they heard this, their blue faces turned red and they said, "What kind of brain teaser is this!" Li Ju also showed an embarrassed look on his face. Tang Lei smiled at Liang Jian and took a sip of tea. Only Lao Zhu
Said: "Well, this is not simple yet, it must be..."
Liang Jian asked: "What must it be?" Lao Zhu said: "You really let me tell you, there are two ladies here!" Liang Jian knew that Lao Zhu was thinking something wrong, so in order to liven up the atmosphere, he said: "Don't worry about it.
Whoever is here is up to you!" Tang Lei also deliberately tempted Zhu Huaiyu and said: "We are all adults!" Lao Zhu said: "If I am right, Liang Jian, you have to drink!" Liang Jian said: "You
If you are right, I will definitely drink it. If you are wrong, you will drink it!" Lao Zhu said: "Okay, I said it is a condom!"
As soon as Lao Zhu said this, everyone laughed.
After hearing this, Wei Lan covered her mouth, pointed at Zhu Huaiyu, and said, "Tsk". Li Ju also smiled and said, "If this is really the case, it wouldn't be called a brainteaser!"
Zhu Huaiyu said: "What else could it be? It must be a bi condom! Look, it's a rubber product, right? It's put on the middle part of the human body, and it comes in different sizes, isn't it? It's related to life.
If you use it, nothing will happen to you. If you don’t, it will probably give you a little baby. Wei Lan, you are from the Women’s Federation, you should understand it! You should come into contact with it a lot, right?" Wei Lan said red.
Face said: "I am a member of the Women's Federation, but I am not a family planning office, don't get confused!"
Zhu Huaiyu asked Liang Jian: "Minister Liang, am I right?" Liang Jian said: "Yes, you have a drink!" Everyone burst into laughter.
Zhu Huaiyu said pitifully: "What on earth is that?" Tang Lei urged: "Drink first! After drinking, I will guess again."
Zhu Huaiyu took a sip of wine. Tang Lei said: "Let me take a guess!" Liang Jiandao: "Okay." Tang Lei said: "Is it a belt? Belts are also made of rubber and are worn around the middle part of the human body. There are also long and short ones.
Different sizes.”
Listen, everyone, there are some truths. But Li Ju put it forward: "The first few are reasonable, but the last one is not, it is related to the survival of life!" Tang Lei also felt that it was far-fetched and asked, "Minister Liang, it's not a belt.
?" Liang Jian replied briefly: "No. Drink." Tang Lei had no choice but to drink.
Liang Jian asked the two women again, Wei Lan still blushed and shook her head. Li Ju also said, "I can't guess."
Liang Jian saw that Li Ju had also participated and thought that this brain teaser was still effective. He felt proud and said, "Then I will announce the answer!" Everyone looked at him and looked forward to it with interest.
: "Say it quickly, say it quickly!"
Liang Jiandao: "It's a lifebuoy!"
Then everyone suddenly realized: Let’s talk about rubber products, lifebuoys are yes; let’s talk about the part that is placed in the middle of the human body, yes; there are different sizes, adult lifebuoys and small lifebuoys; it is related to the survival of life.
, for people who can’t swim, yes, even if they can swim, if they fall into the Yangtze River and the sea, they will definitely fall over without a lifebuoy, so the lifebuoy is the right thing.
Lao Zhu said, "Oh, why didn't you think of that!"
Liang Jian saw that his family was still interested, so he said: "The second question, everyone, listen carefully. Let me remind you, don't think wrongly! Which part of the human body will increase several times in size after being stimulated by the outside world?"
As soon as the question came out, everyone immediately thought in one direction, and then forced themselves to pull back. Because Liang Jian had already reminded him at the beginning not to think wrong!
Tang Lei repeated: "Which part of the human body will expand several times after being stimulated by the outside world?" Everyone was repeating it, using their brains. Li Ju and Wei Lan looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.
Get up. Li Ju said to Liang Jian: "Director Liang, I didn't expect that you would also make such dirty jokes!" Liang Jian quickly corrected: "Hey, Director Li, I didn't say this was a dirty joke, but you just wanted to distort it.
That’s it! What did you think of? Just tell me!”
Li Ju's face turned red when Liang Jian asked him. The red-faced Li Ju looked even more charming, her lips were bright and plump, and her eyes were as bright as obsidian. Liang Jian stared at him because he drank wine.
She stared at her for a while, lowered her head and said, "I won't tell." Liang Jian knew that Li Ju was thinking wrong, so he stopped embarrassing her and said, "Where are the others?"
Lao Zhu said: "Minister Liang, don't tell me whether you are thinking wrong or not. I know it must be the one!" Liang Jian said deliberately: "Which one must it be?" Tang Lei also wanted Lao Zhu to say it.
The atmosphere was lively. Lao Zhu said: "That's it, the one only us men have!" Liang Jian said: "Drink! Wrong again. My question didn't say that only men have it, women also have it!"
Lao Zhu asked: "There are women too!" Liang Jiandao: "You guessed wrong, drink!" Lao Zhu likes to be lively. He took the initiative to guess, which does not mean that his mind is really simple.
He did this on purpose to make everyone laugh. So he didn't hesitate to drink the wine and took another sip.
After he finished drinking, Liang Jian asked again: "Does anyone know?" No one could guess anymore, so Liang Jian said: "Okay, let me tell you the answer! It's the pupils!"
Liang Jian’s answer made everyone suddenly realize it! It’s true that pupils, both men and women, will enlarge when hit, and when most people hear this question, they usually think of men’s weapons!
Lao Zhu drank twice and was unconvinced, so he said: "Minister Liang, I also have a brain teaser, let's see if you can guess it!"
Liang Jiandao: "Okay, tell me what you say and let everyone listen!"
Lao Zhu said: "Everyone, listen up! Don't think too wrong! What I want to do most after get off work is to insert a long, hard object straight into the hole. If you do it quickly, it will be done in two strokes. . Otherwise, just pull it out and insert it again. Never give up until the goal is achieved. It is usually done at night, but it can also be done during the day. However, you can see more clearly during the day and it will be too dark at night. It is best to touch it while inserting it again. Go. It’s best not to let others intervene randomly, otherwise something will happen! Let’s take a guess!”
Tang Lei pointed his finger at Zhu Huaiyu: "Old Zhu, you have gone too far. You said such things in front of two ladies!"
Lao Zhu was unconvinced and said: "What did I say? Mayor Tang, if you say this, it means that you are going to take the initiative to drink, because you must have wrong ideas! Drink quickly, drink quickly!" Tang Lei was said like this
, had no choice but to drink!
This time it was Zhu Huaiyu's turn to be proud: "Come on, let's take a look! If you can't guess, just take the initiative to drink!" Zhu Huaiyu pressed forward one by one, "Weilan, guess it!" Weilan recalled it.
, the content just now was about "inserting a long thing straight into the hole" and "touching it while inserting it again", and she said "It's disgusting". As soon as she said this, Zhu Huaiyu
Even more proud: "If you want to be crooked, drink!"
Lao Zhu came to ask Liang Jian again. Liang Jian had already heard this brain teaser, but he thought that since they were drinking together, he would be happy, so he pretended that he didn't know and took a sip by himself. Lao Zhu was very happy and said:
"Only Li Ju is left! Li Ju, do you want to drink?"
Li Ju said, "Lao Zhu, do you dare to bet with me?" Lao Zhu said, "Say." Li Ju said, "If I guess right, you drink two cups. If I guess wrong, I drink two cups."
Cup, how about it!" Everyone cheered, "Do you dare, Lao Zhu?" Lao Zhu thought, Li Ju would definitely not guess it, so he said, "Okay, who dares!"
Li Ju said: "Key!"
When everyone thought about it, the "key" really matched! Zhu Huaiyu was dumbfounded and said: "Li Ju, have you seen this before?" Li Ju said: "No." Zhu Huaiyu said: "Okay, I
Admit it!" He picked up the wine glass and drank two glasses in a row. Li Ju was happy that she won, and stretched out her hand to say "y". When she calmed down, she found that her unhappiness finally improved a lot!
The brainteaser was over, and everyone returned to their previous state of chatting and drinking.
Li Ju's mood changed and everyone became happy. Zhu Huaiyu paid tribute to Liang Jian and Li Ju: "I come to pay tribute to you happy enemies!" Tang Lei said: "How do you call them happy enemies?"