"Haitong, you teamed up with outsiders to break into Tushita Palace and even attacked me. If Master finds out, you will be dead!"
Zhang Yilong kept shouting while running. Device: No ads, full text, more updates
"You, stop, it was a misunderstanding just now!"
Hai Tong was really anxious.
If Taishang Laojun knew about this, she would really be doomed.
Not to mention being a heavenly soldier or general, I'm afraid he will be deprived of his immortal soul and then demoted to a mortal.
How can this be done...
She has a very grand goal, could it be that everything was ruined just like that?
She doesn't want it, she really doesn't want it.
"However, Haitong, we are the same people after all. I can give you a chance. It depends on whether you cherish it or not!"
Haitong froze there and said nothing.
Bingxue is smart, so she naturally knows what her senior brother means.
"Hehehe, I can't blame senior brother for this, you brought it to me yourself!"
Zhang Yilong rubbed his hands and stopped when he saw that Haitong was no longer chasing him.
Haitong stood there with unpredictable eyes.
But soon, decadence appeared in her eyes.
All her original energy had disappeared, and she only hated God for not giving her a chance.
It seems that he must be demoted to the mortal world.
But before that, there must be revenge, there must be revenge, there must be injustice.
Thinking of this, she hid one of her palms behind her back, and her palm shone with silver light.
As soon as Zhang Yilong comes close to her, she will kill him with her own hands.
When Zhang Yilong saw his junior sister standing there motionless, he thought she had been appointed. He rubbed his palms together excitedly and kept approaching his junior sister.
"Come on, come on, come any closer and you will die!"
A trace of ruthlessness flashed in Haitong's beautiful eyes.
This is all yours and mine.
Zhang Yilong didn't know that, but he continued to approach his junior sister excitedly.
Heaven is really a place where birds can be suffocated. I am also a grown man and I also have physiological needs.
It's a pity that heaven is so strict that free love is prohibited.
What's the point?
There are many immortals and immortal women who have secret affairs, but it is a pity that I am not good-looking and my cultivation level is not high, so no immortal women take a fancy to me.
Last time he even went to hook up with Chang'e's rabbit.
The rabbit is also very beautiful in human form, just like sister Chang'e.
It's a pity that Chang'e has been secretly taken care of by the Emperor of Heaven, so yu rabbits that look like her have become a hot commodity.
How many generals from heaven were chasing after him, but the rabbit didn't even look at him.
This made Zhang Yilong angry and uncomfortable.
But he remembered that he also had a junior sister with pretty features.
This junior sister Haitong is actually a beautiful woman, but her dress is completely masculine, which buries her beauty.
Hehe, come and explore this beauty yourself.
I finally have a chance to vent. This is the first time, and there will be a second time.
From now on, Zhang Yilong can openly say that he is an upright man.
It’s fun every day, hahaha.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yilong couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Laugh, laugh.
Haitong's palms tremble, making you completely unable to laugh.
Zhang Yilong quickly walked to Haitong's side. He stretched out a hand and grabbed Haitong's lapel directly.
This guy is too impatient.
Haitong was about to strike out with his palm, but at this moment, a loud shout suddenly came from Pingdi.
"Hey, Zhang Yilong, what are you going to do in broad daylight!"
Hearing this sound, the two boys and girls were shocked. They took two steps back in a hurry and looked towards the sound.
I saw Taishang Laojun wearing a purple Taoist robe, holding a whisk in his hand, standing there, blowing the beard at the corner of his mouth, showing no anger and self-importance.
"Master, Master...Haitong, she colluded with outsiders and broke into my Tushita Palace..."
"Zhang Yilong, you!"
Haitong was immediately shocked, thinking that he had kept it a secret just now, but now it was directly betrayed.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Yilong gave him a hateful look, and the meaning of that look was very clear.
Sorry, at this time, I can only protect myself.
"My disciple was even injured by her. Fortunately, my disciple was very skilled and was slightly better and counterattacked. Just now my disciple wanted to check whether there were any weapons hidden on Haitong's body!"
After saying that, Zhang Yilong felt a little proud.
Master has always been biased toward me in the past, and Master will definitely believe these words once he says them.
Hum hum, Haitong, Haitong, if you hadn't been fucked by me earlier, you would be in trouble now.
Alas, it's a pity that I still failed to fall in love with her, and now I have to be demoted to the mortal world, which is too wasteful.
Haitong was also heartbroken.
It's over, it's completely over now.
"shut up!"
But neither of them expected that Taishang Laojun would roar angrily and glare at Zhang Yilong.
"In broad daylight, you do such a shameful thing and even want to confuse right and wrong. Zhang Yilong, I think you are a beast!"
Haitong was shocked. Master took the wrong medicine today, and it turned out to be biased towards him.
"Teacher, master...disciple, everything the disciple said is the truth..."
Zhang Yilong was also dumbfounded.
Why did Master turn around today and face that girl Haitong instead?
Obviously, I am the most beloved disciple of my master.
"Master, if you don't believe me, look, there are still wounds here!"
As he said that, he pointed at his nose and ran towards the Supreme Lord.
"You beast, stay away from me!"
Who would have thought that Taishang Laojun would raise his hand and use his mouth, and with a snap, Zhang Yilong would spin 720 degrees in the air, and finally fall to the side, being covered in fairy dust.
He was thrown this time, and he didn't recover for a long time.
His face was red and swollen, and his teeth were falling out.
The sea children all wanted to clap their hands and say thank you.
It's wonderful, it's really wonderful.
Master's slap was so good, both in terms of angle and strength, it was perfect.
If Zhang Yilong provokes me like this next time, I will slap him like this, hahaha.
"Tong'er, come with me!"
Before Haitong could finish his joy, the Supreme Lord suddenly spoke coldly.
Haitong suddenly felt cold all over.
It's over, it's time to settle your own debt.
"Yes, Master..."
She walked over wilfully.
"Lead the way and lead the teacher back to his room!"
Taishang Laojun just gave a faint order.
"yes……"
As Haitong walked, he muttered in his heart.
How should I deal with the master?
The mistakes I made in the past were all small things and I had to deal with them.
But what happened this time was a big deal.
The troublesome guy is still waiting in his room.
How should I explain what happened today?
Alas, although Zhang Yilong was chewed out, it was very satisfying.
But I will still be demoted to the mortal world after all.
"Master, we are here..."
After thinking about it all the way, Hai Tong's head hurt.
In the end, she gave up, forget it, love as much as you want, she can still show off in the mortal world.
Taishang Laojun stood in front of his door, stretched out his hand to push open the door, and led Hai Tong in.
When he walked into the house, he stood there and looked at Hai Tong up and down.
Hai Tong was a little scared by the sight. Master, what happened today? He usually looks at him too much, so why did he look at him endlessly today?
Could it be that Master is possessed by Zhang Yilong?
"Haitong, you can plead guilty!"
Taishang Laojun suddenly drank.
"Admit, admit what crime..."
Hai Tong tried to play dumb.
"Still pretending to be stupid, kneel down!"
Taishang Laojun swept away the whisk, and Haitong immediately knelt down involuntarily, frightened by his master.
"You colluded with an outsider, broke into my Tushita Palace without permission, and even made elixirs for the outsider, yes or no!"
"You, how did you know..."
Haitong was immediately shocked, how could the master know this?
"Huh, my teacher has seen it with his own eyes!"
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said, "If you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself. Haitong, I can't help you this time, so you should accept the punishment!"
"Disciple, disciple accepts punishment..."
Haitong looked downcast.
It's really over this time.
"Okay, I'll punish you to come here and give me a beating!"
Unexpectedly, Taishang Laojun's words were astonishing.
Beat tui.
Haitong was stunned, looking at his master as if he were an alien.
This aura...yes, it's Master.
Master really took the wrong medicine today.
"Why, if you don't want to beat Tui, then you will be demoted to the mortal world!"
Taishang Laojun sat on the chair and hummed.
"Yes, my disciple is willing!"
Haitong hurriedly ran over, as if he was dreaming, and while beating the tui for the master, all kinds of thoughts flew through his mind.
"Hmm, here, hammer here again!"
Taishang Laojun looked like he was enjoying himself.
"Wait, that's not right!"
Haitong suddenly stopped hammering, stood up, pointed at Taishang Laojun's nose and said.
"You are not my master, tell me who you are!"
"You evil disciple, what are you talking about? I am not your master!"
"Nonsense, you have been exposed by me. You despicable sneak attacker, you dare to pretend to be my master to trick me, and you also asked me to beat you. Damn it, don't you want me to make elixirs for you?"
Hai Tong's nose is almost crooked.
"Strange, how could you see through it?"
The Taishang Laojun stood up, turned around, and returned to his Qin Chao appearance.
How did he know that Hai Tong knew his master very well.
Taishang Laojun is the only great master in heaven who has truly reached the realm of Taishang Forgetfulness.
Not only does he dislike women, he even hates them.
Even if he was partial to himself, there was no way he would allow himself to perform such an intimate action as pounding tui on him.
It is impossible for a person who is too indifferent to be like this.
Therefore, Haitong immediately judged that this Taishang Laojun was being impersonated.
And there is only one person who can tease himself like this.
"Huh, sis... who am I? I'll expose your little tricks right away!"
Haitong curled his lips and said, "You dare to ask me to beat you up, you are really brave, but for the sake of you slapping Zhang Yilong in the mouth, I will be merciful this time and let you go!"
"Damn, then I have to thank you..."
"Of course. Stop talking nonsense. I just happened to come in. I will help you find the last medicine. This matter will be exposed sooner or later. It seems that I have only one way to go now!"
"What way!"
"Run away!"
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