In front of Tianyinmen is a seemingly calm small lake. Although it is already the winter season, there are still fish playing in the lake and lotus flowers are in full bloom. It seems that there is no feeling of winter at all.
If you are not familiar with it, you will definitely be surprised why this place is like this. It must be regarded as a wonder.
But only people in the world of cultivation know what kind of formation must have been done here to maintain such a spring atmosphere.
At this time, Qin Chao was standing across the lake, looking at the vast lake with emotion.
My current appearance is not my own, it has become a bit uglified from my original appearance.
In the words of Nine Heavenly Immortal Concubine Su Fei and the others, I have already been defeated by my appearance. It is better to rely on strength to win Wu Qingye's heart.
In addition, Wu Qingye is probably extremely ugly and may hate pretty faces.
They all have fierce looks on their faces, and maybe they can be sympathetic to each other.
So at this time, after Qin Chao put on makeup with Tianji mask, he looked like a big man with a face full of flesh.
The long one is called one...I'm sorry to the audience.
The reason why I dress up this way is because of Concubine Su.
She dressed up according to the appearance of the Qin Dynasty copycat in the Taikoo City.
Qin Chaoxin asked whether he was here to compete in martial arts to attract a bride or to scare children.
This length is really awesome
Qin Chao looked at the reflection in the lake below him and had to sigh.
It is said that the Tianyinmen is across the lake, but there is a formation on the lake. If outsiders are not allowed to trespass, they will be regarded as enemies by the Tianyinmen and be killed.
The only way to cross the lake is by boat
This boat is Tianyinmen's boat. According to the Nine Heavens Immortal Concubine, all those who come to Tianyinmen to compete in martial arts to recruit a bride must be in the small pavilion by the lake during the daily meal time, which is between 7 and 9 o'clock in modern time.
Wait, and then everyone will take a boat there.
Qin Chao was forced by several women at home and was the first one to come.
His only son stood by the lake and marveled at his own reflection.
I'm afraid if you are recruiting a bride with such virtue, you will be kicked out by those Tianyin Sect disciples as troublemakers.
Concubine Su is too exaggerated and insists on giving herself such an appearance.
Still a bald guy
This is the first time my head feels so cool
Don't call it a face, just look at the clothes on your body.
Fei asked Qin Chao to use the proliferation coat to simulate a set of rustic black cloth shirts and put it on his body.
You also have to show a few holes to look weathered.
I really impressed them to death.
"I'm going to Xiongtai, where did you come from?"
Just as I was shaking my head, I suddenly heard an exclamation in my ears.
Qin Chao also felt that several people were coming nearby. It seemed that they were all participating in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives.
He turned around and saw a white-faced scholar slowly walking with a few servants.
The white-faced scholar was extremely arrogant. He was wearing a luxurious white robe decorated with golden dragon patterns. He looked like he belonged to a famous and wealthy family.
The white-faced scholar didn't even look at him, but a thin Taoist priest not far from him saw him and said hello.
In addition to the Taoist priest, there are several men, some wearing sect clothes and some dressed casually. It seems that they are all participating in this competition to recruit brides.
"This month's martial arts competition has lowered its level a lot."
Although the fair-faced scholar didn't look at Qin Chao, he still glanced at him out of the corner of his eye.
"Really, anyone can come and participate, even those who slaughter pigs. It's time for Tianyinmen to improve the quality of its contestants."
After hearing what the white-faced scholar said, Qin Chao really wanted to kick him in the face.
Forget it, this time I'm here to fight to find a bride, not to cause trouble.
"Master, this time you have a thunder-type super beast that can definitely deal with the girl from Tianyinmen, so you can be patient for now and it's not up to you to marry Tianyinmen, the master of Tianyinmen."
One of his subordinates quickly advised:
"Exactly"
The young master nodded
"I, Wang Jiuyi, have the mythical beast Thunder Dragon Leopard, but I can't defeat Wu Qingye, her?"
Qin Chao shook his head in his heart
Met another idiot
"Brother, where did you come from? You can't really kill pigs, right?"
Others just looked at Qin Chao and ignored him.
But the thin Taoist priest came up to him with a smile.
"I'm just a casual cultivator in Taihang Mountain."
Qin Chao casually waved his hand and said, "I don't know who your brother is."
"Hey, the Taoist priest named Huajian is also called Huajian Taoist priest."
The Taoist priest smiled and said, "We are destined to be together. Look, which one of them is not from a famous sect..."
"You are an unusual Taoist priest."
Qin Chao curled his lips, "You call me Xiongtai instead of calling the benefactor, who is a Taoist priest and comes out to compete in martial arts to recruit a bride. If your master finds out, he won't be angry to death."
"The poor master who lent you good words has long been angry to death."
But the Taoist priest Huajian laughed and said, "What I cultivate is the way of heaven. But heaven and man are one. I, Huajian, have never even touched a woman. How can I be so unified?"
What kind of evil ethics is this?
The Qin Dynasty was finally convinced by the Huajian Taoist priest.
A fair-weather Taoist priest is pretty much the same
"I don't know what to call my brother."
"My name is Qin Twelve"
Qin Chao mentioned a code name that he had used before
"The name Qin Twelve doesn't sound good."
The meat-and-potatoes Taoist priest counted his fingers and then frowned and said
"Oh how to say"
Qin Chao was a little curious.
He himself has some affinity with Feng Shui, so there's nothing wrong with his name.
"Brother, look at Qin Twelve and Qin Twelve... if you look at them together, wouldn't they be Qin B?"
"Isn't this modern slang? How do you understand it?"
The Qin Dynasty suddenly became sweaty
"Hey, brother, I have underestimated Pindao. He is not just a casual cultivator, but he also works part-time as the honorary president of the Taoist Society."
As the Taoist priest Huajian spoke, he took out his ID and showed it to Qin Chao.
Qin Chao was so dizzy at this glance.
This guy is definitely not a serious Taoist priest.
Isn’t it cheating to be the honorary president of the Taoist Society?
"Oh, brother, I don't believe it."
As he said this, Qin Chao took out an IPAD from his Qiankun sleeve and took a look at grandma's one, which was 3G wireless.
"How about brother, please search Pindao and Baidu entries on Baidu?"
Qin Chao was suddenly sweating profusely
This guy is a living treasure.
"Brother, if you know how to teach Taoism, why don't you also join our society?"
This guy also started to attract people
"Forget it, I'm not proficient in Taoist techniques, so I'll skip it."
Qin Chao quickly rejected this guy's kindness.
How can I say that he is also the only five-star general in the mainland? He is also a direct special agent of Section 7.
How is it possible to join a magic society? This is too ridiculous.
"Oh, that's such a pity..."
Taoist priest Huajian muttered, "Three hundred yuan in membership fees are missing..."
"ha"
Qin Chao's forehead was throbbing with veins.
"Ah, isn't that brother also here to participate in the martial arts competition to find a bride?"
"Of course, why don't I come here to visit you?"
Qin Chao curled his lips and said
"Brother, look at what you look like. Just now, Wang Jiuyi was muttering to me, brother, are you a servant of the Tianyin Sect?"
The Taoist priest Huajian laughed.
Is this how I behave now?
"Brother, this must be the first time that I have come to participate in this competition to find a bride."
The Taoist priest Huajian kept asking Qin Chao
For some reason, Qin Chao noticed that the other participants looked at him with sympathetic eyes.
It seems that these people have also been tortured by Huajian Taoist priests.
"Isn't that okay?"
"Why can't this be a joke? That's great."
The Taoist priest Huajian said quickly, "Brother, you don't know that this martial arts competition requires fresh blood. The poor Taoist has been waiting for you for a long time."
"By Yueyue, do you think I'm here to be my aunt?"
Qin Chao resisted the urge to beat the Taoist priest
"Ahem, then what brother has misunderstood that Pindao refers to newcomers?"
As he spoke, he suddenly lowered his voice mysteriously and said
"Brother Twelve doesn't know. Since this is your first time here, I'm afraid you don't understand some of the rules. If this violates the rules of Tianyin Sect, Tianyin Sect will classify Brother Twelve as not welcome."
object”
“There are still rules”
Qin Chao was stunned.
But twelfth brother...this is the name
Forget it, it’s better than Brother B anyway.
"Of course, Pindao specially wrote this Tianyin Sect martial arts competition guide with Lei Feng's spirit and philosophy of saving the world."
The Huajian Taoist took out a thread-bound book from Qiankun's sleeve and handed it to Qin Chao and said
"With only two hundred and fifty yuan, you can instantly transform from a novice to a veteran in martial arts. It only takes two hundred and fifty yuan. This is the price of family ties. Pindao is also looking at Brother Twelve. You have a kind face and Pindao is destined. The original price was nine hundred and ninety-nine. Now we sell it to you at a special price of two hundred and fifty yuan."
"
"You'd better keep it for yourself..."
Two hundred and five is so appropriate.
"Brother Twelve, don't be reluctant to part with these two hundred and fifty. Think about it, if you get this guide and know some of the rules of Tianyinmen, you can compete here smoothly. If you buy this guide from me now, I will give you one for free."
A brief analysis of Wu Qingye's moves. With this brief analysis, you can understand each move of the opponent even if it is the first time you fight against Wu Sect Master. This way you can win. If you win, the Tianyin Sect is not yours. Do you still care about these two hundred and fifty?
"?"
This guy is really sharp-tongued.
It's so awesome that he can give such a strong reason.
This guy is not suitable to be a Taoist priest, he is more suitable to be a marketer.
Grandma is a bitch
"snort"
Before Qin Chao could say anything, the white-faced scholar Wang Jiuyi spoke first.
He snorted and said
"The only person who can defeat Wu Qingye is me, Wang Jiuyi, and you are all rubbish"
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