This beast is really unreliable. As soon as he saw the beauty, he ruthlessly betrayed his master.
Qin Chao did not dare to challenge Su Ji's anger at this time. He greased his feet and secretly hid behind the house next to him. While hiding, he retorted.
Damn it, you damn bitch, take your mistress aside.
Naturally, the Nine Nether Devil Dog didn't know Qin Chao's thoughts. This dog's thoughts were very simple. It thought, we ran so far like a marathon and finally found someone, why are you hiding?
So, following Qin Chao's scent, he trotted to the back of the house.
Qin Chao leaned against the wall, looked at the dead dog, glared at it fiercely, then exhaled and became invisible.
It reminded Qin Chao of the time he saw Su Ji in Guangyuan College. At that time, he met Su Ji because of the haunted incident in the men's dormitory. He learned to be invisible because he subdued the female ghost.
Unexpectedly, this ability can now be used to hide from Su Ji.
"Qin Chao, come out here!"
At this time, Su Ji came over aggressively, holding the big scissors in her hand and looking left and right.
"Xiao Hei, where is your master?"
She didn't see Qin Chao and was immediately confused.
"Woof woof! woof woof!"
The Nine Nether Demonic Dog barked twice in the direction of a wall.
Su Ji seemed to have thought of something, and a particularly cute smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"Outer binding seal!"
She made a big Buddhist handprint and punched it in the direction of the wall.
"Whoosh whoosh!"
Dozens of golden chains flew out, like flexible spiritual snakes, wrapped around an invisible person.
"puff!"
The Buddhist spell directly destroyed the ghost ability absorbed by Qin Chao. He stood there honestly, with a golden chain wrapped around his body, pretending to be innocent and looking at Su Ji.
"Hey girl, the weather is nice today."
"Qin Chao, I think you are looking for death!" Su Ji gritted her silver teeth and walked over. The big scissors were placed directly on Qin Chao's shoulders, and then slid down little by little.
"I said, if you are not honest, I will castrate you! You are also very powerful, and you even seduced Catherine in my dormitory! I just left for a while, and you can't help it! I now suspect that in the
How many women did you sleep with during the days when I was away? Do you want me to count them with a calculator? "
"No, no need..." Qin Chao felt the big scissors slipping off his body little by little, and his heart almost jumped out of his chest, "This, this is all a misunderstanding! Su Ji, Su Ji, please don't be impulsive.
Ah, when I was fighting a few days ago, my indestructible body was damaged, and it took me ten days to recover! If you use scissors now, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"
"What are you afraid of!" Su Ji curled her lips, "When you practice the Diamond Sutra to the extreme, your damaged parts will automatically regenerate. JJ was cut off by me. It just so happens that you can concentrate on practicing and your skills will greatly increase as soon as possible, and then another one will grow out.
Come on."
"Holy shit!" Damn it, this Diamond Sutra still has this function, "You treat me as your husband and I'm a gecko! You, you better kill me, I can't bear this insult even to my death!"
"Hehe..." Su Ji laughed, "Husband, how could I be willing to kill you? I just want to cut off the troubles in this world for you, so that you can achieve great cultivation."
"If you don't put down the scissors, I will bleed profusely..."
Qin Chao saw that the scissors had fallen to his waist.
"Suji, it's really a misunderstanding. Your roommate, as if he's taken medicine today, keeps rubbing it on me. No matter how perverted I am, I can't mess around in your dormitory! Besides,
, I am so tall, and Catherine is so tall, compared with you, it is really far behind. You are in the sky, she is in the earth. If I don’t want such a good wife, why should I look for her!"
"Maybe you have heavy tastes!" Su Ji said, "Besides, Catherine's breasts are bigger than mine. She is an E, and I have a little more C."
"Ah? No, she is just D."
"Okay! Qin Chao, you have indeed touched it!"
Su Ji immediately wanted to swing the scissors.
Qin Chao was so frightened that he ducked back, but his legs were also tied together by chains. With this flash, he fell to the ground with a pop.
However, she was lucky enough to escape Su Ji's attempt to cut off her children and grandchildren.
"I, I really didn't lie to you!" Qin Chao started crying, "It's your husband who has a unique vision! I can tell the size of someone's breasts at a glance! Besides, you are not a C, you are also a D, okay?
good!"
"Humph, I think I should poke your eyes out first."
Su Ji took the scissors and made two gestures in front of Qin Chao's eyes.
"Who do I like? He is the king of all colors!"
"Su Ji, don't talk nonsense, your husband is the purest!" Qin Chao immediately said with confidence, "Don't mention that Catherine is wearing pajamas! Even if she is naked, I have no idea about her!"
"Yeah, you won't have the slightest idea." Su Ji rolled her eyes at Qin Chao, "You will be directly dominated by the lower body, and then press Catherine on the bed."
"The person you are talking about is definitely not me!" Qin Chao quickly explained his innocence, "I am an upright person! When you were only wearing bra and underwear, you sleepwalked in front of me several times, and you even took off your clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower, I was shocked.
I didn’t do anything to you…how…”
The cold sweat of the Qin Dynasty started to flow down.
My mother...why did I say this?
Sure enough, in front of him, Su Ji suddenly laughed.
The smile is sweet and beautiful...but why does it carry such gloomy murderous intent?
"Qin Chao..." The cold scissors were separated directly and stuck on both sides of Qin Chao's neck. Qin Chao shuddered, and subconsciously, a layer of black scales wrapped around his neck.
He was afraid that if Su Ji was really insignificant, he would ascend directly as soon as the scissors were closed. Even if the Diamond Sutra is awesome, the penis can grow if it falls off. If the head falls off, it cannot be reborn.
"Haha... Qin Chao..."
Su Ji squatted down, holding the scissors in one hand, and gently caressing Qin Chao's face with the other hand, "Tell me honestly, did you come to the bathroom to peek?"
"I, I, I swear, I absolutely didn't!"
Qin Chao was about to cry, but he really didn't look at it! Saying these words, he is worthy of heaven and earth, and worthy of his conscience!
"real?"
"real!"
"Yeah..." Su Ji gave Qin Chao another sweet smile this time, "It turns out that my husband is so good. It seems that I misunderstood. Since I didn't even let you make a mistake while taking a bath, it seems that you
It really has nothing to do with Catherine."
Su Ji said and took back her big scissors. Qin Chao breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that this little witch was finally over.
"Suji, just trust me. How could a pure person like me make such a stupid mistake? Suji, please remove this chain for your husband first."
"Well, hubby, you have been wronged this time. Otherwise, how about I give you some benefits at night as compensation?"
Su Ji said this and gave Qin Chao a seductive look. However, she did not take off the chains.
Qin Chao also forgot about the chains, and his soul was about to be taken away by this little beauty.
"What, what kind of benefits..."
"How about we take a mandarin duck bath together tonight, hubby?"
saliva……
Damn, I’m so disappointed!
Qin Chao wiped his saliva, held back his ecstatic smile, and said quickly.
"Yeah!"
"Good sir!"
Su Ji suddenly stopped smiling, gritted her teeth, and rushed forward, grabbing Qin Chao's neck with both hands, "Look at you! How dare you say that you didn't see anything at that time! Who are you lying to! Who are you?
Believe it! I will kill you today to get rid of a big harm to this society! Ahhhh!”
Seeing Su Ji's look about to go berserk, Qin Chao wanted to laugh.
This is the girl he knows, the little witch. He was actually deceived by her. She really couldn't stop her beauty trap.
"I, I really didn't read it! Ahem... let me explain."
"Let's explain it to the Lord of Hell!"
Su Ji rode on Qin Chao's body and pinched Qin Chao's black-scaled neck with both hands, but found that it was like pinching a stone.
As for Qin Chao, with a strong effort on his arms, he suddenly opened the chains Su Ji had placed on him. Then, he hugged Su Ji and kissed her heavily on the lips.
The girl's body stiffened, and then she completely went limp, lying on Qin Chao's body.
The two hadn't seen each other for more than half a year, and this longing completely exploded with this kiss.
Although Su Ji looks very tough on the surface, she is still a very shy little girl in this regard. She is only willing to kiss Qin Chao lightly on the lips.
But who is Qin Chao, the famous King of Sex! He easily pried open Su Ji's teeth and kissed her sweet tongue.
Su Ji's little tongue was so sweet that it melted into Qin Chao's heart.
The two of them just kissed each other, seemingly forgetting everything around them.
The Nine Nether Devil Dog was still lying next to it, looking at the two people, and felt strange in its heart. What were these two people chewing? What was there to chew in this mouth? Meat and bones were so delicious.
After thinking about it, he started fighting with his almost chewed fleshy bones again.
Fortunately, this was at the back of the house, and no one saw what they were doing. Otherwise, some passers-by might have thought that the world was getting worse. They would just be talking to each other in broad daylight on the street.
"Okay, okay!" Su Ji was not as thick-skinned as Qin Chao after all. She panted and pushed Qin Chao away. "You just finished kissing Catherine, come and kiss me, you perverted wolf! I'll give you the advantage."
You own it!"
"I have never kissed Catherine!" Qin Chao stretched out his finger, "I swear to God!"
"Come on, what's the oath for a demon!" Su Ji stood up and adjusted her clothes, "I haven't seen you for a long time. Anyway, you are getting more and more sexy."
"Don't talk about your husband like that!" Qin Chao chuckled and got up from the ground, "No matter what, I am a person with status now."
"You do have your ID card!" Su Ji glared at Qin Chao, "I will settle the accounts with you later on about Catherine. Now, come with me to buy two pieces of clothes."
"Ah? Buying clothes?" Qin Chao blinked, "Why do you two sisters like to buy clothes for others?"
"What? My sister also bought it for you?" When Su Ji heard this, a strange light suddenly flashed in her eyes.
"Yeah, last time, she took me to a party. She thought the clothes I was wearing were too offensive, so she bought me a few pieces. I think I have good taste, even though the clothes I wore were not of the same brand. But the clothes...
You have to have someone else to wear it. Your husband is so handsome and elegant. He looks good and stylish in whatever he wears, don’t you think?"
As Qin Chao spoke, he took out his cell phone, reflected the light on the lens, and ruffled his messy hair.
"I see..." Su Ji seemed to have thought of something, but she didn't say it out loud. She just nodded, "I'm going to take you to a party today... but I want to dress you up in a different way."