Eight hundred and sixtieth chapters take son to pick up girls
Chapter 862: Taking my son to pick up girls
The old monster's body trembled. He wanted to scream but couldn't, because Qin Chao had blocked all his senses. But the pain came from his soul, and the pain was unbelievable.
Qin Yi's magic pill spun rapidly, and in a short while, it sucked in all the old monster's Yuanying, turned it into his own vitality, and continuously circulated in the body.
"Good boy, this is my Qin Chao's son."
Qin Chao was a little relieved.
"vomit……"
Looking at the slowly shriveled corpse on the ground, Qin Yi couldn't help but lie down by the river and vomited loudly.
"This boy is really still young."
Qin Chao loudly told his son, "I will teach you a method. If you feel sick, just burn it."
As he spoke, Qin Chao's palm shot out the dark-white Nine Nether Yin Fire and threw it on the shriveled corpse.
The power of the Nine Nether Yin Fire was so domineering that it swallowed up the corpse completely in an instant.
But Qin Yi didn't get better yet and vomited for a while.
Finally, the boy was lying by the river, gasping for air, his face turned pale.
"Why, are you scared like this?"
Qin Chao couldn't help but laugh when he saw his son like this.
"You bastard daddy!"
Qin Yi calmed down, and his fearless character that day came back again, "How can you teach your son to kill people!"
"You are different from your sister."
Qin Chao sat next to Qin Yi, patted the kid on the head, and said, "Your sister inherited the Diamond Sutra and the power of angels, plus she is a girl, so it doesn't matter if she is kind. And you, what you inherited is the Nine
You can of course be friendly to your friends, but you must be ruthless to your enemies!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and flicked Qin Yi's head, causing Qin Yi to cry out in pain.
"I heard what your sister said about the way you were in Shushan. What's the use of just being a rat carrying a gun and hiding in a den! Moreover, cultivators should not bully the weak, but challenge the strong! You, you, you,
If you are like this, it will be embarrassing for me to go out and tell you when you are a father."
"Who wants to be your son! Irresponsible father!"
Qin Yi's mouth was unforgiving, he rubbed his forehead and said with tears.
"If I was irresponsible, I wouldn't have come all the way to Shushan to find you! You brat! Go back to Shushan quickly. I'm going back."
Qin Chao was so angry that his son dared to talk to his father like this.
"Hehe, dad, don't be like this, I am your flesh and blood after all, you can't just leave me alone."
Who would have known that in the blink of an eye, Qin Yi, this kid, would be smiling, hugging Qin Chao's thigh, and saying.
"Brat, what do you want?"
Qin Chaoxin said, this is like another version of himself. One second he will be angry with you, and the next second he will be playful and smiling with you. Well, all of his fine traditions have been imitated by this boy.
"Dad, it's rare for you to come to Shushan to see me, so why not take me for a walk down the mountain."
"You can't do it yourself?"
Qin Chao glared at his son, "A grown man, you have hands and feet, can't you go by yourself?"
"Oh, my mother is very strict and never lets me go down the mountain."
Qin Yi felt very painful when he said this, "I am just like a rural child who has never been to a city. Dad, can you bear to see your son being turned into a villager like this!"
"Let me go, where did you learn these words?"
Qin Chao felt like he was about to lose to this kid.
"Okay, dad, since you are my dad, you have to take me to explore and experience things!"
Qin Yi raised his little hand, grabbed Qin Chao's hand and shook it.
"Chengchengcheng, you shook me so much that my head hurt."
After all, Qin Chao still loved his son and agreed.
"Yeah, dad is still the greatest!"
Logically speaking, mothers love their sons the most, while fathers love their daughters the most.
But the characters of Qin Chao and Shen Qing...
Shen Qing was as cold as a fairy. It was a bit difficult for her to sacrifice her body to pamper her son. Moreover, Shen Qing was very strong-natured and always wanted to compare with Qin Chao, so he wanted to cultivate his precious son with a dark face.
Unexpectedly, Qin Yi was born to be playful and wanted to run out every three days, which made Shen Qing want to get a chain and tie it around his son's neck.
"Why, won't your mother take you down the mountain?"
Qin Chao picked up his son, put it on his shoulders, and asked.
"Well, my mother said that the chaos at the foot of the mountain would ruin my character, so she wouldn't let me go!"
Qin Yi sat on his father's shoulders, very proud, shaking his little head and said, "But I am very familiar with those little girls on Shu Mountain. They say that the girls at the bottom of the mountain are very cute and dress up differently.
So I want to see something."
"Let me go, you are just over a year old and you want to pick up girls? And you want your dad to take you to pick up girls?"
Qin Chao was surprised.
"Others can say this to me, but dad, you can't. You are not qualified! This is my inheritance, a typical inheritance!"
Qin Yi chuckled.
Qin Chao was choked and speechless by his son.
"So, dad, if you have any means, you can't keep it secretly, you have to leave it to your son, me! I swore in front of the ancestors of Sanqing that I would pick up all the chicks in the world. From now on, if my wife is less than 100, I will
Become a monk!"
"Damn it, you can't inherit anything good from me!"
Qin Chao was defeated by this boy's idea.
"Also, you are obviously better than the old! Let me go, you have a hundred wives, do you think you are an ancient emperor?"
"I can't talk about the emperor, but we are cultivators!"
Qin Yi thought about this very brightly, "I know that today's society is all about monogamy, but those are all constraints on mortals. I am a cultivator, so naturally I am proud of the world! If Lian Yi
I don’t have a hundred wives, I’m ashamed of your inheritance, dad.”
"Stop it, kill this idea, crush it to death, and throw it away!"
Qin Chao didn't want his son to become a playboy and a bastard in the future.
"I tell you, although women are good, you must not be greedy for more. Do you know that if you have more than two wives, you will have a lot of headaches."
"Hey, dad, that's you!"
Qin Yi grabbed his father's ear and said, "As you said, I am better than the old. I don't have any other abilities. Those little girls in Shushan are all obedient to me! I'm one year old.
, until the age of five, it will be like this! After you wait for me, you will have a hundred wives, and these one hundred wives must be obedient to me, or else I will divorce her! Humph, you turned against her!"
"..."
Qin Chao's legs trembled, "Maybe I should take you to your little mother and let her educate you..."
Qin Chaoxin said that it is estimated that the men in Shu Mountain are a bit chauvinistic. If he follows those people, no wonder Qin Yi has such fantastic ideas.
"I also want to live with my dad. That would be fun. But if this happens, my mom will be sad."
Qin Yi shook his head and said, "Oh, I really envy Xiaoying that she can be with her dad. It's so boring on Shushan Mountain. Those people know how to practice, practice, and practice every day. I'm only over a year old, I
I want my childhood!”
Qin Chao felt a little heavy in his heart, but he didn't speak.
He also knew that if he took Qin Yi away by force, Shen Qing would definitely go crazy.
Shen Qing's biggest shortcoming in her life was that she was very strong. The reason why she took a child with her alone was to see who was really strong.
She herself, because she became a demon puppet, was temporarily limited to the middle stage of Nascent Soul.
If she is always one level lower than Qin Chao, she will never be able to defeat Qin Chao.
Even if she used the Hidden Sword Technique, she would only be at the third level of the Golden Body, and she would not be a match for Qin Chao at all.
Things that cannot be accomplished by oneself are usually given to their children and asked to be completed.
No matter what she said, Shen Qing was still the mother of her own child.
Moreover, he also has deep feelings for Shen Qing.
In this case, we can only sacrifice Qin Yi's happy childhood. At worst, when he grows up, I can make up for it more.
"Okay, I've decided to teach you some ways to pick up girls. But don't tell your mother, she will definitely kill me!"
"Hey, don't worry, Dad, I will keep it a secret for you..."
"Okay, listen carefully..."
As Qin Chao went down the mountain, he told his son what he had learned over the years.
They were almost at the foot of the mountain, and everything he knew was almost finished.
Who knew, but it would arouse Qin Yi's contempt.
"Dad, you can't do this at all! This is not the 1980s anymore. You are just a village girl! Today's little girls all have wild personalities. How can your approach work? No, no, no
!”
"What the hell……"
Qin Chao was completely defeated by his son. Some of his proud methods were completely refuted by his own son.
"No, as the son of the head of the Rakshasa Sect, I must carry forward the heart of picking up girls! Dad, don't worry, I will not insult the family tradition. Moreover, I will improve your methods and integrate the new generation of picking up girls, so that you can
We, the Qin family, are spreading our branches and leaves and spreading seeds everywhere!"
"...You kid, what are you thinking about? If you talk nonsense again, I will throw you directly back to Shushan!"
"No, Dad, I just said it casually..."
Qin Yi suddenly became weak, and the excitement just now was gone.
Qin Chao didn't say anything either, because his son, like himself, possessed a magic elixir. This also meant that there was only one kind of woman in this world who could give him a grandson.
That is a woman of extreme yin.
But it's not easy to find a yin woman. Shen Qing met her by chance.
If it hadn't been for that accidental night, Qin Ying and Qin Yi wouldn't be here today.
These two children are almost a gift given to me by God.
"Dad, look, look, I can see the city!"
Qin Yi's eyes suddenly turned to a vague tall building in the distance.
"Well, it is indeed a city. We need to be more stable for a while and don't let me do anything wrong. Do you hear me?"
"Hear it, hear it, hear it!"
Qin Yi was very excited, which made Qin Chao doubt whether he heard it or not.
"Okay, let's go."
Qin Chao jumped up, his body instantly crossed a distance of tens of meters, and then he fell together and flew towards the city.
At this time, at the foot of another mountain in Shu Mountain.
"Uncle, I still can't find Xiaoyi, what should I do?"
"We go to the city. If he has left Shushan, he will definitely run there."
Sorry, I had a headache yesterday and my eyes didn’t get a good rest. I accidentally slept a little longer today~ I got up quickly and posted, hope Haihan~