Zhou Orangutan didn't show up for two days, but when he showed up, he played such a big trick. The class teacher was angry, which was right, because before Zhou Orangutan showed up, the class was deathly silent, with no one talking and no one listening. A few, but the moment our orangutan brother made his debut, the whole class seemed to be injected with fresh blood, and everyone was boiling.
If I were the class teacher, I would definitely be angry. What kind of students are these students? How could this happen? But I thought from the bottom of my heart that before Zhou Orangutan made his debut, he must have observed the situation from the outside and observed what was going on inside. The class teacher kicked in the door and showed up when the class was not in class, so he waited in agony until the bell rang, then kicked in the door and showed up. In other words, it was indeed for the class teacher. He has lost face to the class teacher, how could he still be like this?
"Speak, who was talking nonsense just now? Speak to me." The head teacher continued to knock on the desk. Originally, the desk was quite good, but he smashed it like this. Let me say something from the bottom of my heart. He teaches us to care for public property all day long. In the end, he was the only one who cared least about the school's public facilities, this and that. He would smash the desk at every turn. He would smash it with a blackboard eraser if he couldn't slap it with his hand. He would smash it with a triangle ruler if he couldn't finish erasing the blackboard. Anyway, It's all kinds of things, all kinds of smashing,
The result of his inquiry was that it was certain that in front of him, who would stand up and say, "What did Wang Yue say?" We are a united class and a united family, and we will not allow this. The traitor appears,
Therefore, the class teacher delayed everyone's spare time for ten minutes without asking for any results. Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, whispering below, but no one spoke.
The class bell rang again, and the teacher had already arrived at the door of our class. The class teacher was still panting and angry on the podium. Then I saw him take a deep breath with great effort, then pick up his book and "come to class." Then. He smiled hard at the teacher, shook his head helplessly, and got off the platform.
In fact, Di Tuotuo is a very kind and kind teacher. Her only problem is that she loves to drag the class. The main reason why she drags the class is because she is very gossipy and likes to chat with the students. She often fucks her. Class, halfway through the lecture, I remembered something, so I started chatting with everyone, making some random remarks. Everyone knew that she was trying to divert everyone's attention a little bit because the atmosphere in the class was too depressing, but every time The results were very bad, because every time she not only diverted everyone's attention, but also her own attention, so when the class was over, she would realize that her lesson had not been finished, and then she quickly smiled sheepishly "Delay everyone for one minute." Usually this one minute is the first minute of the next class.
He dragged the floor mop up to the podium and pointed at the blackboard, "Student on duty, come up here and wipe the blackboard."
I took a deep breath and said that the head teacher didn't want to pursue it anymore. I must pay attention next time when I speak.
"Student on duty, come up and wipe the blackboard." Then there was still no one moving below.
I looked up and looked around and found that many people were looking at me, some were looking blindly, some were really looking.
I stretched out my hand and pointed at myself, "Me."
"Nonsense, who do you think you are?" Brother Xu slapped my head. "Yesterday, I wiped the whole day. It's your turn today, one person per day."
"Oh no, who wiped the blackboard before today?"
"The teacher didn't use the blackboard very much before. Just once, the student on duty who was sweeping the floor helped you with it. There is no recess this time, and the head teacher did write a lot on the blackboard, so you can only do it yourself. If you go, I can’t let you go again.”
"Oh, it's really fresh." Di Momo smiled, put his arms on the podium, and said, "The students on duty have all gone there."
"Go quickly, what's the ink mark on?" Brother Xu pushed me from the side,
I nodded and stood up quickly, "Here, here, teacher, I'm here." After I finished speaking, I smiled, ran to the podium, and started wiping the blackboard.
Di Momo was not in a hurry and looked at us, "What did you do just now? It made your class teacher so angry. What did the orangutan at the door do again?"
"Zhou Zhou has made a brilliant appearance." A good student who was relatively close to the teacher said with a smile,
"Come on." Di Momo looked at her, "What do you mean?"
"Teacher, this can only be understood and cannot be explained in words. You have to figure it out for yourself."
"Come on stage and make your class teacher so angry."
"Well, Zhou Orangutan not only made a brilliant appearance, but also had someone to cooperate with him, so the head teacher became anxious."
"Who?"
"Teacher, guess what?" a voice said with a smile,
While I was wiping the blackboard, I scolded the big lobster, "Damn it, don't think I can't hear your voice, you idiot. It's fine, but if I'm investigated, I'll go get it," I said in my heart,
Di Motuo was still not in a hurry or panic, slowly observing the crowd below, and then Di Motuo suddenly turned back, and then looked at me,
I was stunned for a moment and looked at the ground. "Teacher, what are you looking at me for?"
"Look what's wrong with you."
"No." I smiled and pointed down, "There are so many people down there, so if you don't want to look at them, you have to turn around and look at me."
Di Mo Mo smiled and said, "I think you look good, okay."
I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, then you can watch more."
"You're pretty thick-skinned," he said and smiled, "Wang Yue."
"Ah, teacher, what's wrong?"
"What do you think I'm doing? If I don't wipe your blackboard properly, hurry up, or I'll waste everyone's time again after class."
"Okay, okay." I turned around and started wiping the blackboard again.
"What does it mean to make a shining debut?" Di Momo continued to ask with a smile, "Well, this is the first question. We have limited questions in this class. If you can't answer them, you have to copy the textbook." The chatter started all of a sudden,
The floor mop said "Ahem" twice, "Everyone, be quiet. We have five quotas for big questions in each class and distribute them to five people. If you answer correctly, you will be rewarded. If you answer incorrectly, you will be punished. It is not once or twice."
Di Motuo continued to smile slyly, "Okay, I'm going to start asking questions." Then Di Motuo stretched out his hand and pointed at a girl in the middle, "It's you, making a shining debut, what does that mean?"
The woman stood up and pointed for a long time without saying a word.
"Speak."
The woman thought for a moment, "That's Zhou Xiaoxia, making a grand debut."
"What Zhou Xiaoxia, what do you mean?"
"That's right, that's right." The woman was a little anxious, and then she pointed at the door. "As soon as the bell rang, Zhou Xiaoxia kicked in the door and made his debut."
"What are you talking about? Copy the textbook, just copy the lesson that should be taught today."
"teacher."
"No, the rules have to be implemented." Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at another man, "Then, tell me, what does that debut mean, and what new thing does Zhou Zhou do?"
The man's expression was much clearer. "As soon as the bell rang, Zhou orangutan kicked the door open, came in, took two steps inside, stretched out his hands towards us, and then told us, "Classmate Zhou Xiaoxia, what happened" Two days later, he made his debut, everyone applauded, and then the whole class started applauding."
"The head teacher became very angry. After all, get out of class is over."
"There was another person who said something that I couldn't quite hear clearly. I don't know what it was."
"Then you copy it with him."
"Don't, don't." The classmate quickly touched his head, "We are in the front, and the sound came from the back. You have to ask the students in the back. I just heard someone saying "I want to give you face, but I don't want to give you face." , I didn’t hear anything else clearly.”
"Then there's no need to talk nonsense." Di Motuo stretched out his hand and said, "Copy." The man sat down very depressed.
Di Momo started to look around again, looked for a while, and then turned around and said, "Wang Yue."
"Ah, teacher."
"Why are you erasing the blackboard so slowly?"
"I need to clean it up."
"You've been wiping the blackboard for ten minutes. Is there anyone like you who can wipe it like this? The little girl just came up and wiped it off in just a few strokes. It took you so long to wipe it."
"I wiped it clean"
"I'm going to delay everyone's get out of class time for a while, so tell me about you, hey."
"Teacher, I'll wipe it right away."
"You are also the one behind."
"Well, yes."
"No copying textbooks."
"Don't copy."
"Then tell me who the person behind is and what he said."
I glanced at him and said, "Teacher, how can I tell who it is?"
"Then you copy it."
I gritted my teeth and looked like I had learned from the pain, "Teacher, just think of it as me, just think of it as what I said. I said, Zhou Orangutan didn't kick the door until the bell rang after class and made his debut. He has already given the class teacher face. If it were changed, If it were any other teacher, he would have kicked me in right after class."
After listening to this, he smiled, "It's quite interesting." Then he continued to stare at me, "Why did he just kick other teachers in? Aren't other teachers teachers?"
"No, teacher, you really take it as what I said."
Di Momo nodded, "Is that you?"
"What do you think?"
"That's you, it's you, it's not you, it's you."
"No, teacher"
"Copy the textbook."
"I answered and you still want me to copy it."
"What I want is an affirmative answer, not a rhetorical question." Then Momo said to me, "Hurry back, it's time for class." Then he began to mutter in his mouth, "Come on, make a brilliant debut, this week." What is Zhou doing? What do you mean? How can he make people so angry? I have rarely seen him so angry. What did he do to save face?"
I was listening to Di Maomao talking to himself, and then Di Maomao suddenly raised his head, "Why don't you go back and wipe the blackboard for so long? I'm really convinced."
As soon as he finished speaking, the door was kicked open, Zhou Orangutan appeared again, and then stretched out his hands towards everyone, continuing the hug gesture, "Classmate Zhou Xiaoxia, after two days, you made a brilliant debut, everyone applauded."
"Okay, okay" I heard Huixu's voice, and then everyone below started applauding.
I stood beside the mop and said naturally, "I understand."
Di Moduo was stunned for a moment, then quickly reached out and threw out the book in his hand, then rushed towards Zhou Orangutan,
The class ended like this. Di Mo Mo didn’t say anything. We didn’t need to copy the textbook because she said she wanted to copy the textbook for today.
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