Xiyu and I didn’t have much time left at noon, and we didn’t plan to go shopping. We went to the small restaurant on the other side of the school. The whole restaurant was full of people.
The restaurant is more than 50 square meters in size. It has the same seats as the canteen. It is square and has the same window as the canteen. You can buy rice from there. It is the same rice and the same price, but it is not much better than the canteen. There were people coming and going in the restaurant, and it was very lively.
Many people were talking and laughing to each other, and then whispering to each other,
I overheard a few words by chance, and they were all talking about what happened just now, and, it seemed, more often than not, they were talking about that woman just now.
Xiyu and I looked at the small restaurant slowly, but there was no place and we were worried. After the two of us finished eating, we stood up. I smiled, sat down, pressed the button and pointed out, "You go buy food. "Whatever, I'll take a seat here." He took off his clothes after me, put them down on the seat next to me, and reached out to push the things on the table to one side. Anyway, I'm used to it in the canteen, so this is okay. there is nothing,
Xiyu hugged his arms and asked, "What are you eating?"
"Didn't I say it? Whatever."
"Whether it's stir-fried vegetables or big pot rice."
"casual."
"Damn, then I've been asking you for so long, isn't it just like asking you in vain?"
I spread my hands and said, "You have to ask yourself."
Xiyu stretched out his hand to pat me,
I quickly blocked it like a pattern,
Xiyu smiled, turned around and walked into the crowd,
I was holding my mobile phone, and then I saw the person opposite me also finished eating and left.
Then a familiar voice said, "Why is it you again?"
I raised my head and looked at the woman, then smiled, hugged her hands together, and looked at her without saying anything. Then I discovered that there was a small black mole on the corner of her mouth.
Xiao Yezi stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "You sit inside so that my friend and I are facing each other, or you can come this way and my friend and I can sit next to each other on your side."
I smiled at Xiao Zizi and said, "Why."
"For no reason, why are you occupying two people's seats by yourself?"
"When did you see me alone?"
"Aren't you alone now?"
"My girlfriend went to buy food. What I need is a place for two of us."
After listening to what I said, Xiao Yezi gave me a sharp look, stretched out his hand to pull the woman, "You sit here first, don't worry, this seat will be gone soon,"
The woman nodded, then sat down,
I smiled and started playing with my phone. As soon as I took it out, the woman opposite pointed at me, "Yi Zi, your phones are the same."
I raised my head, looked at the woman, and then heard Xiao Zizi's voice, "I'll give it to you tonight, it's embarrassing."
I smiled and said, "I'll give it to you now if you can."
"I'll deliver it tonight."
"Are you willing to give it away?"
"What's the point of not parting with such a broken mobile phone?"
I was stunned for a moment, "It's a broken phone. How many do you have? It's a broken phone. It's a broken phone. Take out another one and show it to me."
"I just said this is a broken mobile phone." Then Ye Zi reached for the phone and slammed it on the table. It was really loud.
"Try harder, the sound just now was not loud enough." Many people eating around had already looked over and looked at this crazy woman.
Xiao Yezi crossed his arms and said, "Do you believe I dropped my phone now?"
I was a little surprised. Isn't this a living two-pole? In this case, of course I said, "If you don't believe it, you can throw one if you can."
"If I fall, you will fall too."
I nodded, "Okay, you go ahead and throw it. I'll see how awesome you are. You can throw a big phone worth several thousand dollars, just throw it."
At this time, the woman was a little anxious and stretched out her hand to pull her, "Yi Zi, Zi Zi, don't listen to him, don't fall."
"Get up." Ye Zi pushed her hard, and then pointed at me. "I'm telling you, if I fall and you don't fall, I will die."
At this time, I suddenly remembered the words of Big Lobster, but I didn't know how to use them here, so I didn't know how to use them. "You really want to be fucked. As for you, you will only be fucked in this life."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Ye Zi pointed at me angrily, "Just tell me what the fuck you are saying."
"No matter how much I say, you can't change the traces of being fucked." In fact, I was also angry, but I just held back and didn't have an attack.
Ye Zi reached for her phone and was about to continue talking when the woman next to her stood up immediately, "Yi Zi, if you are like this, I will tell Anan."
Unexpectedly, this sentence was really effective. When Ye Zi heard the name, he was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly stopped making any further movements.
When I heard this, "Hey, is that Anan your boyfriend? Someone would want a woman like you."
"No, no." The woman opposite looked at me, "You should say less."
I spread my hands and said, "No problem, good men don't fight with women anyway."
"Bah," Ye Zi said to me angrily, "You are still a man."
I smiled and said, "I am definitely more manly than any man you have ever seen or experienced."
"I'll fuck your mother." She was really anxious now.
The woman stood up immediately, then hugged her waist hard and said, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble. What did you promise me? Don't make trouble."
Ye Zi struggled to free himself a few times, and then panted, as if he had been wronged a lot.
There were already many people watching around, and the woman started biting Ye Zi’s ears again.
After a long while, Ye Zi took a deep breath, and then smiled at me, "Come on, throw the phone. As promised, if I throw it, you throw it."
I nodded and stretched out my hand, "Please."
Ye Zi looked at me, and just as the woman was about to speak, Ye Zi interrupted her, "It's none of your business." Then something unexpected happened to me. This prodigal old lady, with two extra jobs, really just flew away with her cell phone. When he got out, the phone flew outside the door, broke into several parts, and scattered outside.
"Wow!" Then the people in the restaurant suddenly became excited, became chaotic, and talked about it.
"Isn't this the woman just now?"
"That's right, that's her. She's so fierce, the goddess."
"Holy crap, this bitch is too aggressive."
"Is she really a woman? She's so prodigal, so she dropped her phone like that."
"Let's look at this man again and see if he fell. I really didn't go out for nothing at noon today. I encountered so many things."
"Haha, thank me. If it weren't for me, would you have seen this?"
There were various voices of discussion around, and everyone looked at us expectantly.
Ye Zi pointed at me and said, "It's your turn, throw it away."
I glanced at her and muttered, "Idiot."
"Who the hell are you scolding? You are still, you are still, are you a fucking man? Didn't you just say that you are still right if I refuse? You're a coward."
I said "cough" twice. To be honest, I am still a little depressed. If I were really asked to throw it away, I would really be reluctant to part with it. After all, it's thousands of dollars. If you throw it away, you won't have it anymore. If I don't throw it away after using it, this crazy woman will be so incessant, she really won't be able to save her face, and so many people are looking at me,
I feel so depressed and depressed. I really didn’t look at the almanac when I went out and met such a lunatic.
"Throw it, throw it, are you a man?"
"I said, I am a man than all the men you have ever seen or experienced."
"Then you should throw it away." Ye Zi roared at me, "You idiot."
There is something on my face that I really can’t stand anymore, I’m a little depressed and I’m struggling with whether to fall or not to fall. I’m not as tough as that woman. I’m really depressed. I really don’t want to fall, but if I don’t fall, it doesn’t matter. This is a way to save face. With so many people looking at me, I am also a well-known figure in this school. I subconsciously raised my head and looked around. At this time, I saw a sneaky figure in the crowd, and then I saw He had a sexy hairy beard on his face, and I suddenly felt very, very happy.
I smiled, stood up, then took my mobile phone, raised it up, slowly left Zhe Ohwei, walked into the crowd, grabbed Zhou Orangutan and said, "It's you."
As soon as I caught Orangutan Zhou, Orangutan Zhou would say, "Little."
"It's so small." He followed me and blinked hard at Zhou Orangutan.
Zhou orangutan was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?"
I glared at Zhou Orangutan again, and then said, "I have traditional virtues. If you waste everything like you, there will be retribution in the future. If I don't throw it away, I can just find someone and give my phone to someone. I have to be a favor." "It's just a broken mobile phone, it doesn't matter." He followed me and patted Zhou Orangutan on the shoulder, "Brother, I'll give you a mobile phone, do you want it?"
"It's so small, my phone is not small at all." Then I gave Zhou Orangutan another hard look, then took the phone out of his clothes, and then looked at the people around him, "Here it is, give it to you." If you want it, you can take it. If you don’t, don’t want it. If you don’t want it, just find a place to throw it away.”
Zhou Orangutan touched his head, then looked at his mobile phone, and asked confusedly, "Give it to me, throw it away, little one."
"It's so small." I continued to interrupt Zhou Orangutan, and then said harshly, "Is my phone small?"
"Not small."
"Since you are not young, why are you young?"
"I am little."
"Little shit." I looked at Orangutan Zhou fiercely again. Now I even have the urge to rush up and beat Orangutan Zhou. Why can't this damn stinky orangutan not react? I'm so angry. It kills me,
I stared hard at Zhou Orangutan and kept blinking.
Orangutan Zhou still had a confused expression on his face,
Just when I was about to give up in frustration, Zhou Orangutan's confused expression suddenly turned into a treacherous expression, "Brother, let's make an agreement. This phone will be mine. You can't go back on your word. So many people are watching." It’s here.”
I nodded, "I'll give it to you, I don't want it anymore."
Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Okay" and then held up the phone and raised it, "Everyone, everyone, this phone belongs to me, he can't take it anymore." Then Zhou Orangutan took the phone and smiled at me and Xiao Yezi. Thank you both, it’s a great day today. I just picked up a mobile phone for nothing.” Then Zhou Orangutan smiled happily and said, “I’m not going to eat anymore.” After saying that, he turned around and walked out of the restaurant.
Then there was an uproar in the restaurant,
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