I was outside, doing ink by myself for a while, thinking a lot. In the blink of an eye, I smoked more than half a pack of cigarettes, and suddenly I felt scared. I was smoking so openly. Fortunately, the old man in the dormitory didn't come up and ask me to round up the whole number, otherwise I would have to celebrate the New Year for him again. After making my contribution and thinking about it, I hurried back to Yoko’s dormitory. When I went back, Brother Hao was already awake.
I saw Brother Hao, with a red face, facing me: "Liu'er, come on, let's keep drinking. We are really not good at this. We will pour it down as soon as we say it."
I looked at Brother Hao and said, "Well, they are too good, but you are still good. You fell over when others started drinking. When others fell over, you woke up and told them that they were not good. "
After hearing this, Brother Hao started to laugh silly. I went over and patted Brother Hao on the shoulder: "Let's go back to the dormitory and sleep."
Before going to bed, I called Brother Xu. After I got through, I said, "I won't go home for the holidays. I'll go to Chenyang's house to hang out with you for a while."
Then I heard the other side of the phone: "Nonsense, you still want to go home, try to come back, my brothers will cancel you. Also, it's your own fault, what does it have to do with us."
Then I heard Chen Yang's voice on the phone: "You can live in my house. I'll pay you 500 yuan a month for rent. I can also bring you all kinds of sweet things with your little lovers."
I said: "Okay, may I give you 1,000?"
Then Brother Xu became happy: "I think you look like 1000. Which examination room are you going to take tomorrow? Maybe we will be in the same examination room."
After hearing this, I cursed: "Fart, I am so good at studying, even if I can be in the same examination room as you, why should I be in the examination room ahead of you?"
Brother Xu laughed and said, "Get out of here, that's enough. Let's talk about it after the exam is over. It's time for the exam tomorrow."
Lying on the bed, I thought about it for a while, and suddenly I felt very sorry for Lin Ran. I didn’t know what was going on, so I dialed Lin Ran’s phone number. No one answered the call for a long time, so I hung up.
As soon as I hung up, the call came back, and I heard a confused voice shouting: "Husband, what's wrong, it's so late."
I felt very happy when I heard this: "It's okay, I suddenly thought of you. Remember to turn off your phone when you go to sleep, silly kid."
Lin Ran said: "Well, now that I know my husband, I'll die. I'm so sleepy."
I said: "Good night, I love you."
"I love you, husband." After saying that, she hung up the phone.
Brother Hao heard that I finished the phone call and sat next to my bed: "Liu, why aren't you sleeping yet?"
I said: "Don't you sleep too?"
Brother Hao said: "I don't sleep because I fell asleep just now. I want to sleep now, but I can't. I'm also worried that I will be too sleepy and out of shape for the exam tomorrow. What should I do?"
I glanced at Brother Hao and ignored him. Brother Hao then patted me: "Why don't you sleep either?"
I said: "I'm just a few words different from you. I'm very sleepy now and want to sleep, but I don't dare to sleep. I'm afraid that if I sleep today, I won't be sleepy tomorrow and I won't be able to sleep."
After hearing this, Brother Hao touched his head and said, "What kind of logic is this?"
I said, "I don't know how to answer questions, and I'm not allowed to hand in papers early during the exam. It's been more than 2 hours just looking at the papers. It's very difficult, so I'll stay up hard at night and adjust my sleep state. I'll take the exam tomorrow." When I close my eyes and open my eyes, I start the exam and end it, how wonderful it is."
After listening to this, Brother Hao said to me: "You are so stupid for staying up like this. Look at me and learn from me. You can sleep soundly whenever you want."
I looked at him with disdain: "What are you doing now?"
Brother Hao started to laugh again, and I continued: "You have learned so badly." After I finished speaking, I didn't know what I was thinking of, and suddenly I fell silent.
After another silence for a while, I continued: "Brother Hao, when you took the test at the beginning of the semester, you were in the top 10 in the class. This time you can drop a few, but don't drop too much. You can take a few more. It would be best if we could move forward, otherwise I really can't live with it and my conscience should be condemned."
"Don't worry, it'll be fine. Besides, I didn't do well in the damn exam, and your conscience will be severely punished." After he finished speaking, he patted me on the shoulder.
I punched him: "You know, in the mock exam, why did the class teacher circle our four names? Even a fool can understand. This teacher also makes me very conflicted. I don't know what she means to me." ,Oh shit."
Brother Hao patted me on the shoulder: "It has nothing to do with you, so don't take it from yourself."
After I finished speaking, I looked at Brother Hao and smiled,
I helped Brother Hao back to the dormitory. Once inside the dormitory, Brother Hao lay down on the bed and fell asleep. Before going to bed, he told me in a daze: "I can handle two bottles now. He's so handsome."
I touched Brother Hao's head: "Well, well, you are awesome, go to sleep quickly."
I slept well at night and got up very early the next day. Everyone started to review. It was before the exam and we all tried to take another look. After what happened last time, I no longer believe that grinding a gun before the battle will lead to failure. What a bullshit theory,
Before the exam, I searched for a long time and finally found the teacher. She didn’t review either. She was chatting with the little fat man there. I ran over and patted the teacher: “HELLO, beauty.”
The teacher's wife looked at me: "What do you want to do?" The expression was very strange.
"I don't want to do anything, why are you warning me so much?" I said depressedly,
The teacher was very happy: "Conditioned reflex, haha, do you know what conditioned reflex is?"
The little fat man replied from the side: "Don't make Sixth Brother depressed. You, I still count on Sixth Brother to make the decision for me in my life-long affairs."
When I heard this, I subconsciously said, "Why are you saying this to me? I look like a matchmaker."
The teacher smiled and said: "You are not like a matchmaker, you are just very promiscuous. My brother told me a lot about your past. He was happy with what he said, and so was I. You are a prodigal."
I looked at Master Tai: "Okay, I'll let you have some fun, and I'll discuss something with you."
The master looked at me and said, "I knew it was no good. Tell me what you want to do. I knew the weasel had no good intentions when it came to the rooster to pay New Year greetings."
I then said: "When did you become a chicken? I must have a lot of income."
The teacher immediately grabbed my neck, which almost hurt me to death. I kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was a mistake, it was a mistake, I'm sorry, please be gentle."
The master smiled and said: "I'm sorry for leaving you in poverty, but don't touch me. The more you touch me, the harder you will use it. You have to think carefully."
"I have already apologized, and you asked me to say, why do you have to attack somewhere? Oh, please be gentle, okay, I was wrong, it's not okay, I was wrong, I was wrong." After begging for mercy for a long time, Master Tai Then I let go of my hand, and rubbed my flesh: "You are so cruel, what the hell, you are just kidding, you said I was a weasel and I didn't even bother, so I just said it." Before he could finish his words, Shitai started to attack again, I quickly stopped talking,
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