I stood up and faced the teacher: "That's not what you mean. I won't go to the toilet. What I mean is, teacher, your name is missing a stroke. I remember when you taught us foreign languages, your name seemed to be Bing. Not ping”
After hearing what I said, the teacher looked back, and then everyone in the examination room looked over, and they all started laughing, haha. The foreign language teacher hurried back to add that stroke, then turned around to stop us from laughing, and said cruelly He gave me a stern look, but it was of no use. If it had been a better-looking girl, maybe I would have been tricked, but no, I really didn’t have any psychological burden.
When I started handing out papers, the first subject was Chinese language, which was the only subject in which I was confident of getting more points. I started writing from back to front as soon as I got there. I read the passage several times and understood and analyzed the questions carefully, because, I I also want to take one more exam than Brother Hao, even though he is my brother, it is despicable, right?
After I finished writing the short essay, I started to write the essay. When I finished the essay, the PHS was shaken. It was a very quiet examination room. The teacher was like a patrolman, walking back and forth. When I was shocked, I felt very excited. I am also very afraid that if this is discovered, the problem will be serious. I am also wondering why the teacher’s wife sent these text messages. I just took a look, but she wanted to type them on her mobile phone and then send them to me. , I really admired her ability to calm down,
I hesitated for a long time in my mind whether to copy or not. I was having a fierce ideological struggle. Suddenly the door opened and someone came in. It just so happened that the grade patrol director, who was an older soldier, came to our examination room to check. The foreign language teacher gave up. In order to pay attention to me, I went to the door to flatter me. This opportunity must not be missed, and the time will never come again. I understand this very well, so I took out my PHS, checked the text messages, and followed a string of numbers. I wrote the numbers very skillfully. I put the phone on the table and put it in my pocket. It took less than 10 seconds. After I put it in, the foreign language teacher was still flattering me. I breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, this thing is so stressful. Then I looked at the phone on the table. For 1234, write ABCD on my paper,
After I finished writing, I glanced at the foreign language teacher, who was still flattering me. The big stone in my heart also dropped. This was natural, this was comfortable, and this was happy. I clicked the paper and checked without checking. I lay down and went to sleep. , sleep so sweetly,
I had been sleeping for more than an hour when I heard the foreign language teacher shouting loudly on the podium: "There are still 30 minutes until the paper is handed in. Those who have not finished writing should hurry up. Those who have finished writing should check it carefully. Every extra point is worth one point." "After I finished speaking, I came down and wandered around.
When he came to my side, he glanced at me: "I'm awake."
I yawned and replied: "No, just stay in shape and go to bed before the next subject."
The old foreign language man continued: "Can you write? Have you finished answering?"
"I've finished answering. It's not bad. I know a lot about it." I spoke in a very low voice.
The foreign language teacher didn't say anything, but he obviously didn't believe me. He turned around and wandered to the front again. As soon as the exam ended, I saw many girls I knew and didn't know, and a few young men with glasses. Each person took a note, and various sighing sounds came out. It turned out that they were comparing the answers to see who was right and who was wrong. It made me very confused. So what if it is right, so what if it is wrong, and I can't go there. After correcting the wrong things, I still like to use this precious half hour to go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, or chat with my classmates about women and dirty jokes.
Then I took the high school entrance exam. After more than an hour, my PHS phone was vibrating, and I started copying the selections. Each time, there were only numbers. I only copied the selections and nothing else. Other teachers didn’t send them to me. I was already very satisfied. , after finishing writing the choices, for the remaining questions, liberal arts students adopt a nonsense policy and write upwards. For politics and history, I often turn to the previous multiple-choice questions. After seeing the similar content, I answer the big questions. , Chemistry and Physics, etc., I adopted my random policy. After I finished copying, I started to hide other questions, and then went to bed after I finished. I finally passed the three-day exam that made me feel sick, but made many good students feel relieved. ,
After the exam, I called Lin Ran first. It was very sweet. Then I went to the cafeteria and had a meal with the group.
There was no self-study in the evening because we had just finished the exam. We ordered a lot of stir-fry from the stir-fry section in the cafeteria. We put two tables together and ate with many boarders in our class. After eating, we walked to the dormitory. Halfway through, Yoko came over. After he came over, he put his arms around my shoulders and whispered into my ear: "Brother Six, show me a clear path."
I glanced at Yoko and asked in confusion: "What do you mean? What's wrong with you?"
Yoko lowered her head and said: "I fell in love with a girl."
I laughed: "What did I think it was? It turned out to be a girl. You really came to me to make the decision. Haha, if you fall in love, then chase her. If you're sorry, I'll call you out. I won't." If you want to write a letter, I will write it for you."
Brother Hao followed up and said the same thing: "You must be very thick-skinned, or you have no flesh to touch, and you won't be able to reach the level of Liu'er, but it can't be too different." After listening, I looked at it depressedly. Brother Hao,
Yoko looked at me, was silent for a long time, and then said: "I fell in love with a girl online."
When I heard this, I cursed: "Idiot, you want something fresh."
Yoko nodded seriously: "If it's not new, can I ask you to show me a clear path? When I played Legend Roast Pig, I formed a little magician. Damn it, she was actually a woman. Later we became I added QQ and kept chatting and playing games together.”
I glanced at Yoko and said, "She's a woman, have you seen her before? Don't let anyone fool you."
"No, I haven't seen it, but the feeling is correct. Moreover, I have nothing, and my broken number is nothing to lie about. I have been thinking about her when I sleep recently, and I found that I fell in love with her. I just feel that the Internet is too unrealistic, so I came to ask for your opinion." Yoko replied,
Seeing that Yoko was so serious and formal, I couldn't say anything to hurt him, so I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Son, love me well." I wanted to be happy, but I didn't dare to.
Yoko nodded very hard, which scared me so much that I thought he wanted to throw his head off. Later, I didn’t take this matter seriously and didn’t pay much attention to it. I didn’t stop Yoko’s behavior in time. Later, something big happened and I asked him to Yoko almost became famous forever. Well, it was a bit far away. It should have been famous in our school. Brother Hao said to me at that moment: "You understand what the power of love is great." I feel ashamed of myself, but these are the things that will come later. The words are spoken,
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