It's actually a good thing to be able to collect New Year's money during the Chinese New Year, but what's annoying is the questions that people ask wherever you go, "Yue Yue, how many points did you get in the exam?" "Yue Yue, how are your academic performance? Ah." "That's not possible. You have to study hard." "Have you found a girlfriend?" "Where are you going to school?" "How old are you?" "You go to school so early." "The test scores are not very good." "Study hard."
Just ask, the questions are endless, these adults and elders love to discuss these things when they are together, and the most annoying thing is, I was watching TV, and a bunch of senior people were chatting in the living room around me,
My old man suddenly ran up to me and dragged me towards the middle of the living room.
"Why are you dragging me? Please be gentle. It's not like I won't follow you. Just talk to me."
"Nothing, let me tell you something serious, haha, you must like it, kid, I don't know you yet."
"What a serious thing."
"You'll know when you get there." After he finished speaking, he pulled me to the side of a man who was about the same age as him. "How about it, brother, look at my kid, he doesn't have an appetite." After he finished speaking, he slapped me on the head. Wang Yue, call me uncle"
"Hello, uncle" I said hello,
"Haha, you are Wang Yue. I have watched you grow up since I was a child." After saying that, he stared at me carefully for a long time.
I was still wondering what he was looking at. They were all old men, and there was nothing attractive about them. Are people of the same sex repulsive? Then my old man said something that made me want to vomit blood: "How about it, I'm worthy of your girl." Not bad, it’s almost settled. Now I can hardly catch him. In two years’ time, I might not be able to control him. By then, it will be difficult to get my boy to marry your girl.”
"Anyway, my girl saw your boy yesterday. I told her and she didn't object. It should be regarded as acquiescence. Haha, the little girl is shy, not like us big guys. I should find a chance to meet you. If possible, Just book it, why go to school? Don’t go to school." After saying that, he patted my head.
"No, no, uncle, I have to go to school."
"Why go to school?"
"Study hard"
Just as he was talking, my mother came over, punched my father, and pushed my uncle. You two got up and said, "You want to sell my son again. Have you asked me for my permission?"
My dad smiled and smoked a cigarette,
But my father's brother was very generous. He touched my head and took out a leather bag. He counted out 10 cards one by one. "Here, this is your lucky money. Study hard, young man."
I took the money and said happily, "Thank you, uncle, happy New Year." He immediately gave me a thousand yuan of New Year's money. Ang, I have never received so much New Year's money in my life.
"Okay, your father and I will go out to chat for a while, and you can go play." After saying that, they both left.
My mom looked at me and said "Give it to me"
"Not given"
"you give me"
"Mine, why should I give it to you?"
"Your mother has to give it back to others, and she has to give it to that girl, your soon-to-be daughter-in-law, and give her one thousand."
"none of my business"
"Will you give it or not?"
"Not given"
"Well, I'll go find your father and discuss your marriage with that girl. If you invest in your daughter-in-law, it won't be in vain."
"Can you stop threatening me like this? I hate threats."
"I still don't believe you can rebel."
"Okay, deal, here you go."
After my mother's last coercion and inducement, I still couldn't stand it and gave it to her. It would have been really small. I was afraid that she would really marry me. If now, I am definitely not afraid of her threat. The one who is afraid should be the other party. home, and the girl from the other party’s family,
The most ridiculous thing, I don’t know why, ever since my grandpa’s house beat my dad on New Year’s Eve, my dad started to lose, and he lost wherever he went. Even at my grandma’s house, he lost like a fool. I lost to my uncle. In the end, my uncle secretly gave me the money and asked me to give it to my father. I was very happy.
He gave it to me in the toilet, and when I came out with the money, I saw my dad waiting for me. Damn, he was so cunning. As a result, he took the money and ran away before I could get there, so he started fighting with my dad. , was completely defeated in the end, and he took the money back. Hey, Jiang, he is still old and spicy.
When I was playing mahjong at my parents' house in the evening, my father had another lucky break and won a lot again. I was watching with excitement and was thinking about how to collect some money for myself later or divide it into several pockets because I thought They even asked me to return it to my uncle and them. But after the mahjong game, my father gave me 100 in a very symbolic way. Then he bypassed me and handed it over directly to his wife. This was an obvious sign that he didn’t believe me. I am very depressed. I am his son, and am I so greedy for money?
I went home on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year and the whole family had a reunion dinner. On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, the damn school was about to start. Fortunately, the income during the New Year was good. I smoked Greater China every day. I felt that my life was so nourishing even though I was young. Yeah, if I had the mature look of Brother Fei, I would definitely go out and have sex, but if I couldn't grow up like him, I would be really sorry for the audience.
On the morning of the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, I took the ticket that the old man bought and refused their request to give me a gift. To use a popular saying at that time, I also gave it a try. What's the gift? I don't like this fake thing. Yeah, it’s better to be practical and give me more money. As a result, my father scolded me and my mother kicked me. In the end, they both cursed “Get out”.
Before I got in the car, I was excited and sent a group text message to everyone with the phone, "Get ready to pick up the car, I'm back." In exchange, I got a lot of curses. People said that we people are very violent, no matter how bad we are, we can't do anything. , always taking care of the parents, and scolding them very unpleasantly. When we fight together, it is just like a real fight. After the fight, nothing happens. Many people are confused, especially Lin Ran. I once quoted Yoko "You don't understand", I didn't expect Lin Ran to upgrade. She said to me: "If you understand, go to Sichuan." I was depressed. It turned out that she really understood, and it was me who didn't understand.
In addition, it seems that everyone has made a little fortune this summer. There were only a few people in my phone book, but this time there are more people. Chen Yang also has a new phone, Brother Hao and Yoko also have mobile phones, so Not to mention Viagra, and legend has it that during the Chinese New Year, Xiao Ai’s family gave Viagra and Xiao Ai a pair of couple’s mobile phones. I never understood what a couple’s mobile phone was. It was so awesome that Viagra was so popular that I kept thinking I thought it was such a powerful, awesome, and beautiful mobile phone, but when I saw it, I realized, oh my god, it turned out to be the same phone as mine, a pair of PHS phones, but the colors were different. The same, one is gray and the other is green, and the green one is Viagra. I thought at that time, let you blow it, blow it, sooner or later you have to be a cuckold,
But all of a sudden, mobile phones became popular on campus, and my PHS was about to be eliminated. Alas, times are developing so rapidly.
I could have had a mobile phone of my own during this so-called winter vacation, but I couldn't let go of my PHS. I didn't understand why. Finally, my mother's questions revealed the reason why I couldn't part with my PHS. Well, no matter how fashionable it is, you can just make a phone call and send a text message. Moreover, if you can get a mobile phone in school, there are many phones that are often out of service.
With my PHS, I could make calls, send messages, and do whatever I wanted. It was like playing CS with an invincible plug-in. I had endless phone bills. I didn’t have any foreign friends at that time. Otherwise, I would definitely try to call them. How much does it cost abroad? By the way, let’s see how much phone bills the owner of this PHS can afford per month. I also admire this little rich woman Xiyu,
My dad asked me where I got my PHS, and I said I didn’t know. My dad said he didn’t know how he got it. I answered simply and flew over by myself. In the end, my dad ignored me. I didn't change my mobile phone because I had my eye on a model with a price of 3,000 yuan, but my mother only wanted to buy a 1,000 yuan price with me. We fought for a long time, and finally it reached 1,500 yuan. I was still not satisfied. I was not I don’t want to fight a protracted war with her. I am very capable in fighting, but I don’t give her a chance. Finally, I said, do you want love?
I thought about it over and over, and I decided to use my PHS, which is pretty good. It doesn’t matter whether it’s long-distance or not, whether it’s monthly rent or not, and whether it’s a phone or not. I’m not afraid of anything, and I don’t feel bad if I lose it. I just just make calls. Just electricity,
On the train, I received a call from Fei Ge: "It's evening, come directly to Chen Yang's house. His father and mother are going to hold a meeting for us. By the way, he's going to treat us to dinner. I'll let you stay here first and don't get in the way. His father and mother won't be able to stay much longer." It's time to leave, just be careful when staying. Also, we have opened a new D hall here, called Beitian. After listening to our father and mother's lectures in the evening, we can go to Beitian to have fun. There is a problem. without."
"Nonsense, of course there is no problem. I am walking and excited. The problem is how to deal with my wife."
"Come on, I'm stupid. If you're such a bullshit person, just say that Chen Yang's parents are here and we have a meeting tonight. We won't meet tonight. We'll see you tomorrow."
"I know how to make it up. The problem is that we haven't seen each other for half a month. Is it appropriate to lie to her before we meet? I feel really bad about it. Besides, I still have a lot of things I want to do. You all are guarding your wife. ,I am different”
Brother Fei was silent for a while: "Then you invite her to come with you. I'll also call my wife, so that I can bring all my family members with me."
"Is this right? Good luck. See you tonight. Remember to pick me up. I have too many things."
"Fuck, I got it, take so many things to make eggs"
"Bullshit, learn"
Brother Fei hung up the phone directly and ignored me. Damn it.
I looked at a bag next to me. There were clothes in it. It was a big bag with a lot of stuff, several pieces. So I took a nap and when I woke up, I was at the terminal.
I carried my bag, got out of the car, and took a breath of fresh air. It felt so damn good.
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