Back to the topic, when a few of us were at the door of the toilet, passing by the teacher from the political education department, a physical education teacher, and the unlucky children behind, one of the children suddenly stopped leaving, and we Seeing that he didn't leave and didn't even go in, he was just waiting to watch the show. I thought he might be scared. He suddenly stopped and shouted to the teacher in front of him, "Teacher, I have something to say."
A dark and strong man in front turned around and asked him, "You want to say something and you want to deny it, right?"
The child shook his head, "No, I am really unjust. Teacher, I really don't smoke. I don't smoke. Give me a chance. Don't take me there. I don't smoke."
I stared at the teacher carefully for a long time. Sure enough, he was the school's physical education teacher. Now I was sure, because I often saw this person on the school playground. Sometimes during the last two classes in the afternoon, I accompanied Brother Hao to practice physical education. , I’ve seen this teacher before, and I thought he looked so familiar, but this teacher is really cool,
The school is also relatively new. The physical education teachers can also have the same rights as the teachers in the Political and Education Department. It is probably because the teachers in the Political and Education Department are afraid that they will be cheated by the students, so they bring a bodyguard. Look at the teacher's size and dress. He really looks like a bodyguard,
After the child finished saying these words, all the people in front stopped and refused to leave. They all looked at him in bewilderment. The physical education teacher was the first to say this, and all he could hear was "You still don't admit it." , very arrogant,
Brother Hao and I haven't started smoking yet. We are not in a hurry to smoke now. We can't smoke in front of them. It doesn't matter. We don't leave. We just wait and watch what happens behind us. play,
Sure enough, the student continued, "I don't smoke. I really don't smoke. There is no smell of cigarette in my mouth. You have smelled it. I didn't have a cigarette in my hand when you came in. The teacher let me go this time." "Okay, I'll pay attention in the future. I must pay attention." After saying that, he wanted to get close to the two teachers, sneaking up. As soon as I saw his expression, I knew he wanted to give a gift. I was surprised at his stupidity. This is from the Political and Education Department. Teacher, I'm not an old man in the dormitory, let alone the school guard. How could I accept your gift so openly? You asked your mother to secretly treat him to a meal and give it back. In fact, I also admire this person's courage. At this time, he actually I still dare to give gifts by myself. I usually only have the courage to give gifts openly and openly when I am caught by the dormitory teacher or the guard. I also write a letter of guarantee that I am best at and hand over the so-called deposit, which is the security deposit. ,
When I was sighing at this person's stupidity, sure enough, the black and strong man said, "Don't go past, just stay there, take your hands out of your pockets, don't do this, you are still young, imitating others to smoke." "
As expected, the child did not move forward, probably because his determination to bribe the school leaders was shaken, so he went on to say, "Teacher, I really didn't smoke. Didn't you all see it just now? I didn't smoke, and I let you do it." I smelled my mouth, and there was no smell of smoke. I was really wronged."
The physical education teacher smiled and said, "You eat chewing gum in the toilet, which is quite impressive. Of course, if you eat chewing gum after smoking, you will definitely not be able to smell the smoke in your mouth. But how do you explain eating chewing gum?"
"I have this special hobby. After eating, I went to the toilet, and after going to the toilet, I came out. I forgot to vomit. I didn't mean it. I usually eat chewing gum." After saying this, the rest of us thought. We were happy, but we didn’t dare to be happy because we were afraid that people would think we were gloating about our misfortunes. We looked up and didn’t look down. It was so embarrassing. Moreover, I remember that I seemed to have taken a lighter from this guy but didn’t return it. I just wasn’t sure if it was him.
The physical education teacher then asked, "Then how do you explain the smell on your body?" I didn't care about the physical education teacher's question, but I laughed in my heart. Damn, this guy is so damn professional. He should eat some chewing gum after smoking. He was afraid of being caught. I guessed that he must not have been caught by the school leaders, so he could still quibble. I looked at the decadent expressions of the remaining unlucky children. They must have been caught and exposed. , because they didn’t defend themselves, they all showed expressions of letting others take advantage of them,
"I don't know. I don't know if I smell. There is always the smell of cigarettes in the toilet. Anyway, I don't smoke. I was going to the toilet when you came in and I didn't smoke. Why do you have to take me with you?" past."
The teacher from the Political and Education Department finally said, "There is no smell in the toilet, but there is the smell of cigarette smoke. If you tell me this, who will believe it? You are treating the teacher as a fool."
The child was so amused that he probably died anyway, so he tried his best and said, "The smell of cigarette smoke in the toilet overwhelms the stink. It has always been like this, not even for a day or two. If you don't believe me, ask them." After he finished, he pointed his hand towards us,
Our big lobster quickly stood up and said, "No, no, don't ask us, I don't know."
The teacher from the Political and Education Department glanced at our big lobster, then turned to the child and asked, "Do you have anything else to say?"
The child looked at Viagra with a very depressed expression, and then turned to look at me again, his eyes full of pleading. I am too kind, and I always feel that I owe him a lighter. I can't count on Brother Hao at this time. , he probably didn’t even dare to fart anymore, come on, it’s up to me to step forward, I coughed hard, and then everyone looked at me,
I smiled and said, "Hello, teacher, to be honest, there is often the smell of cigarettes in the toilet. You must also know something about it. Either you can't come to the toilet to catch smokers, right? Haha, I used to go to the toilet when I came out. , I don’t know what’s going on, but there is also the smell of smoke, this is real.”
After I finished speaking, three eyes looked at me. Two were extremely fierce. I didn’t want to know that they must be those two teachers. The other was extremely soft. I also knew it was the lighter. I I don’t know if I took his lighter, but it’s already like this. Just help him. I just don’t like the teacher.
Unexpectedly, the physical education teacher didn't care what I said. He just looked at him hard and asked, "Are you sure you didn't smoke?"
The child nodded vigorously. Even I thought that this child was going to successfully escape from the clutches of the devil. I was also thinking that if he escaped from the clutches of the devil, if he didn't give me a golden crane tower, at least he would have to repay me with the Great China. For my iron-gold crane tower, that is my pain, hey,
As a result, I discovered the PE teacher's most vicious tricks. Damn it. I saw the PE teacher's movements and I wanted to go over and chop him. It's so damn vicious. Isn't this better than raising him all day long? Just think about how to punish the students and seize the evidence, right?
I saw the physical education teacher went over and slapped the child hard on the head, then picked up his finger, smelled it himself, and then put his finger in front of his own nose, "Smell carefully, what does this smell like?" , it smells like cigarettes, the brand is Hongtashan, okay, you’ve said it in detail enough, don’t pretend to me, you smoke from the same brand as me, if you still want to pretend, be honest."
What this physical education teacher said drove me crazy. It made me so depressed. In the past, students who were caught smoking were usually caught by typical students and those who showed up, and it was often the doormen and dormitory teachers who caught them. When they caught them, the so-called intersection point Just pay a deposit, write a check, and nothing will happen. Moreover, as long as you don't have a cigarette in your hand when they enter the toilet, they can't convict you.
Nowadays, technology has developed, and people's ideology has advanced. They combine the instincts of humans and animals to catch criminals, and they have begun to learn to smell the smell of cigarette smoke on their fingers. Oh my god, it's too damn exaggerated. And, let's catch them. The level of the smokers' team has also been improved, from the original combination of doorman and dormitory teacher to the combination of director and physical education teacher. The original problem that can be solved with 50 yuan has been upgraded to at least 2,000 yuan, and parents need to come forward. The problem has been solved. The school’s approach is too stubborn and too strong.
I was still lost in my imagination when someone pushed me. After pushing me, I realized what I was doing. I looked back at Brother Hao and was about to ask him what was going on when I saw that the physical education teacher looked like me. He came over, no, based on his actions just now and his appearance, he should be called Roaring Sky Dog. He is so powerful, can smell so well, and loves to bite so much.
I calmed down. Anyway, I haven’t smoked yet, and I don’t smell of cigarettes. I’m not afraid of him smelling it. He can’t search me. If he dares to search me, I’ll beat him. But I guess I can’t beat him, and he won’t either. Maybe they really come to search my body, so I'd better do it as a little calf.
I watched him come over and said, "Hello, teacher."
Xiao Tian Quan nodded at me, "Why are you guys here? You're here to smoke too." I listened to him and looked at him carefully. Damn, he's quite dark. He really looks like Xiao Tian Quan. ,
"No, we are here to use the toilet." Brother Hao said,
Roaring Sky Dog glanced sideways at Brother Hao, ignored him, and smiled at me, "Wang Yue, right? You were registered in school, and you also came to use the toilet."
I was disgusted by the tone of his words, but I couldn't show it. I also smiled and said, "That's for sure. Why, why don't you come to the toilet to go to the toilet? Of course it must be convenient to go to the toilet."
"I don't like the tone of your voice very much." Roaring Sky Dog barked,
"You said what I wanted to say." When I said this, I didn't think about anything at all, and I didn't think about the consequences. I just didn't like this teacher with a bullshit tone who pressed me so hard.
As soon as I finished speaking, the Roaring Sky Dog actually took action. No, it moved its claws or hooves. He kicked me. Before I could react, he kicked me. I was kicked to the point of blindness. At that time, I became anxious. I raised my head and looked at him, "Hit me."
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