What we said about Big Lobster made me feel quite comfortable, but as soon as he said this, Brother Hao took action and directly canceled Big Lobster. After the cancellation, he threatened Big Lobster, "I'll talk to you later, and I'll cut you."
Our big lobster was indeed very courageous and continued to speak. Sure enough, our brother Hao also kept his promise and wrote off the big lobster again with body language. This time the big lobster couldn't stand it anymore and asked Brother Hao, "
I said, what does this have to do with you, damn, you keep beating me up."
Brother Hao suddenly laughed, very happily. After laughing for a long time, he said, "Why did you ask about this? Why didn't you ask the first time?"
The big lobster punched me and said, "Liu'er, you're just watching the fun, so don't help. Damn it, I'm still saying you're nice."
I smiled and then punched Brother Hao. "Why did you hit our big lobster? You have to give me an explanation."
Brother Hao touched his head, "My explanation is that his flattery is so fake, I can't stand it, damn it."
After listening to Brother Hao's words, I acquiesced, because I felt that Big Lobster and I couldn't beat Brother Hao, so I didn't refute Brother Hao. Brother Hao has also started training now. Hey, but I always feel that Big Lobster is so
There was a conspiracy to praise me, but I just didn't dare to confirm it, so I looked at our big lobster and said, "You don't have any conspiracy against me, right?"
Brother Xia shook his head firmly and his voice was sincere, "There must be no conspiracy, I mean it from the bottom of my heart." As soon as he finished saying this, Brother Hao took action again,
Our Brother Xia scolded in frustration, "This is not good either. I didn't praise him."
Brother Hao smiled, "It's not okay to have that kind of tendency." After finishing speaking, Brother Hao hugged me, "Liu'er, I want to ask you a very serious question. It's very, very important to me. You must help me."
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I glanced at Brother Hao, "What's the problem? You're so serious."
Brother Hao patted me on the shoulder, "I want to touch the flesh. The problem is, I can do this process of touching the flesh. The body is instinctive and God has given it. The problem is the preparation for touching the flesh, the follow-up work, and how I can be like you."
, I want to know when you can touch it whenever you want."
As soon as I heard, "Brother Hao, you have become bad. Don't ask me this. I don't understand. Ask Brother Xia, who you just logged out several times, he will definitely understand."
Brother Hao punched me, "Really? You don't understand and don't tell me, right? Is it appropriate that you don't tell us about our relationship?"
I shook my head vigorously, "No, no, Brother Hao, I really didn't mean that. I don't know very well. If you think about it carefully, Lin Ran is my first love. I have never had another girl now. You
It’s not like I don’t know, you have to ask Brother Xia, he will definitely know.”
Unexpectedly, this silly brother like me actually hugged our brother Xia's shoulders. "Brother Xia, I'm really sorry just now. Look, look, you still have to tell me about this, right? Let me get rid of the ranks of virgins as soon as possible."
Brother Xia was overconfident this time and glanced at Qi Hao. "Hey, I'm used now. Why did you go there earlier? Also, you just hit me and my shoulder hurts." After he finished speaking, he pointed at himself.
shoulders,
Brother Hao quickly slapped Brother Xia on the shoulder, "Brother Xia, Brother Xia, hurry up and tell me."
Brother Xia sighed, "You mean you want the little fat guy to let you touch meat when you want to, right?"
Brother Hao nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes, what should I do."
Brother Xia smiled contemptuously, "That's very simple. You just have to have sex with her for the first time, and then you can do whatever you want. You can touch her whenever you want."
"Really?" Brother Hao's expression was very confused,
I smiled on the side and said, "This is true."
Brother Hao turned to look at me, "Then why is it the first time?"
I glanced at him and said, "The tyrant bowed hard, what nonsense." I thought to myself, I really can't stand this stupid big guy anymore.
The result made me even more crazy. Brother Hao touched his head and said, "This is not difficult, but is it bad? Is it different from rape?"
When I heard this, I broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly grabbed Brother Hao's arm, "I'm joking with you, but you can't do that. You can't break the law, so don't scare me."
Brother Hao looked at me and said, "Oh, damn, you didn't tell me earlier, but I really want to touch meat."
Wei Wei patted Brother Hao on the shoulder, "Master, let me in. Cultivation is personal. I will teach you some experience."
Brother Hao looked at Viagra, and Viagra took a breath first, "Well, if you need the time and place to commit the crime, I can provide it to you."
I quickly interrupted viagra "Don't mention the time of the crime, just change the word, change the word."
The big lobster touched his head, "Well, that's not appropriate. Let's change the word. It's true love time and true love place. This true love time is best at night, and the dormitory is closed. She can't go back to the dormitory. , the place for true love should be a place where there are only the two of you, such as a box in a movie theater, the rest is up to you."
I then said, "Not returning to the dormitory is not a problem. The problem is that we must deal with the consequences of not returning to the dormitory. In other words, we can find ways to create such a true love environment, and the school leaders will not find out that we did not return to the dormitory afterwards." , the rest of the problem is up to you. It all depends on people. The master will lead you in, and cultivation is up to you."
Brother Hao sighed, "Okay, thank you guys, I want to get rid of the ranks of virgins as soon as possible."
Wei Wei patted Brother Hao on the shoulder, "One more thing, I find that there is indeed something wrong with your thinking now."
Brother Hao glanced at him, "What's the problem?"
Viagra shook his head, "In your mind, all the people except JB and B are B all day long. This idea is very wrong." I looked at Viagra and laughed after saying this. It was so damn funny. Sure enough, Brother Hao started to use it again. Body language tells us the consequences of the big lobster talking nonsense,
A few days later, on the next Monday, during the break, the school routinely raised the national flag. After the national flag was raised, the leader Danbi came. He first summarized the work situation in the first half month of school, and then said something. For me, and even for many, many people, it is nonsense, because we have known for a long time that the content of the meeting is actually mainly about two things. One is about the second-year high school students joining gangs to fight in the first-year high school class. The criticism was circulated to the whole school, and by the way, the results of the treatment were already known on the big yellow list.
The second thing is that the school has confirmed that it will start today to hold a three-month campus rectification campaign. The name is very nice, but I sneered at these words. It is better for me to use my own words. My words It is more in line with the actual central idea of this bullshit operation. To put it in a more professional way, it is a strict crackdown on campus. To be more professional, it means that the big and small heads of the Political and Education Office and the school’s janitors and guards have a legal way to make money. I think This proposal must have come from the barking dog,
After the meeting, we went back to class. No one took this matter seriously at all. They made a fuss when they should, said what they needed to say, studied when they needed to, and slept when they needed to. But this time the school was serious about it and cracked down hard. In more than a week, everyone has thoroughly witnessed the determination and ambition of the school.
As for the school's determination, basically every class will be inspected by leaders who will look in from the outside of each class to see if the students inside are studying. If they are not studying, if they are discovered, depending on the circumstances, they will be inspected. They will all be dealt with seriously. For example, our unlucky Brother Xia fell asleep in class and was called out. As a result, the big yellow list was posted in the afternoon. We thought it was a matter of writing an inspection, but in the end, the whole school was notified of the criticism, and he was suspended from class for three days of self-reflection. sky,
The little fat boy wrote a note in class and passed it around. A leader who was passing by happened to see it. As a result, it was useless for the class teacher to plead for mercy. He immediately suspended classes for three days to reflect. During those days, our biggest hobby was to go to school after class. Check out the bulletin board to see which unlucky kid is on the yellow list again.
Now when it comes to smoking issues, if you are caught once, you will be detained in the school for inspection, and if you are caught the second time, you will be expelled. The school also has a very clear statement. It seems that there is some kind of education law that stipulates that students are not expelled. It is really true. The devil is as high as the road. Our school does not expel students. Our school is a provincial key point. Our school only persuades students to expel students. To persuade them to expel and persuade them to withdraw should be to persuade them to drop out of school. Can I not accept or listen to this advice? , I have really thought about this issue very seriously, but I have never tried it. It’s not that I don’t have a chance, but I don’t dare to try it because I am afraid that my mother will kill someone.
As for the issue of fighting, it has been dealt with more seriously. As long as you participate in a fight and are discovered by the school, you will definitely be expelled. Oh, no, it will be persuasion to quit. It will definitely be persuasion. It is a one-time expulsion. There will be no second choice. However, despite such heavy punishments, there are still many people who commit crimes against the odds. Some sleep in class and build forts for themselves. They fill them with books and put English newspapers on the back of the door. They tear them off once on the outside and stick them on the inside. , the head teacher got angry and said that we were wasting resources.
I just thought, we are not wasting resources, and we cannot blame the teacher for being anxious. You disrespect the teacher too much. If you post it, it should be posted on my football weekly, not your own English newspaper. If you want to post it, post it on a historical newspaper and a political newspaper. Forget it, can you not be angry with the teacher if you still stick to the main subject? Moreover, I heard that the teacher asked the students to subscribe to the newspaper, and I will get the benefits. I am excited, excited,
Those who dare to use mobile phones in school will be detained in the school for investigation after being caught. The young couples who were in the campus all day long have to become three people, and four people go together, because if two people leave alone , a man and a woman will be considered to be having sex, falling in love, or falling in love early, but if two couples and two couples go together, there will be no such trouble. You can't just say that the students are ganging up. I guess even the dog doesn't have this problem. The courage and regret of angering the people are not something he can bear,
Those who talk in class still talk, and they are fined one or two times. It has no effect at all. Our big lobster has just returned to the class after stopping classes for three days. I guess our buttocks are not yet hot from sitting, so we are in the self-study class. Throwing paper airplanes and shouting that he was going to hit me with airplanes, he was discovered by the leader who was passing by. He was suspended from class again, and this time he was given a minor demerit. After being suspended, when he came back, for us After several questions, our brother Xia calmly smiled, "It's not a big deal." He was very cool, but he forgot about the shameful incident of his mother dragging him in through the door of our class teacher's office by his ears.
There are a few familiar people in the grade. Those who commit crimes against others are indeed dealt with seriously as the school said. Some unlucky children were directly dismissed after smoking a cigarette, not to mention those who got into fights. The school is familiar with them. Many of them were expelled. These really showed the school’s determination in rectification activities.
As for the ambition of the school's rectification campaign, one sentence is enough. These students who were expelled by the big yellow list announcement may be of some concern or have nothing to do with it. As long as you are willing, as long as you are willing to let go, most of them will not take much time. He came back to school carrying a small schoolbag again. As everyone knows, everyone knows, I guess that dog can definitely buy some high-quality dog food to comfort himself. This is not called corruption and bribery, but it is called rational use of the resources in hand. The money they collected was the student's deposit and was just kept on behalf of them. If your child doesn't make any mistakes in the future, it will still be returned to you in name. In other words, this is what people call getting what they want. road,
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