I raised my head, smiled sheepishly at our geography teacher, put my hands on my temples, and saluted him, with embarrassment written all over my face.
The head teacher coughed, "Well, well, why don't you stop talking and continue the discussion? Wasn't the discussion just now very lively? Why are you all staring at Wang Yue now? He is not a flower. You are all listening to him. What, keep discussing, keep discussing."
The master lowered his head and did not dare to look at me, "Are you crazy? You speak so loudly, you are going to die."
"That's right, that's right, Sixth Brother, you scared me. Why are you cursing so loudly all of a sudden?"
"You two thought I was willing, but I couldn't control my feelings just now."
"Okay, let's stop talking now. It's my turn. I have a question. Please answer it, classmate Wang Yue."
I stood up and said, "Teacher, I have no problem."
"Nonsense, I said I have a problem, you can help our class apply for the Guinness record." As soon as I finished saying this, the people below all laughed, and the atmosphere became much better.
I touched my head and said, "No, teacher, I couldn't hold it back just now."
"Okay, okay, let me ask you what you couldn't hold back. If you have any questions, ask me and I will answer them for you."
"Teacher, I have no problem."
"No problem, why are you showing off? Why are you showing off? Why do you have to show off at this time? I just can't figure it out. If you don't want to read, just read your novel. Don't disturb the class. Is it ok."
"No, teacher, I really didn't mean it, and I really don't have any questions. I didn't read any novels."
"Someone has told me that your novel is thicker than the Xinhua Dictionary, but you still don't admit it."
I shook my head, "That's two books added together." Then everyone in the class laughed, and everyone was so happy.
The head teacher also smiled angrily, "If there is chaos in the class, there will definitely be a culprit. You can't criticize everyone. It doesn't matter if you are unlucky. No matter what happens, prepare yourself and follow me to the Political and Education Office. Let's The two of you should settle the accounts and see how you, a student, became a student, and whether you came here specifically to help our class apply for the Guinness record."
When I heard, "No, teacher, I really don't have any problems. I have to go home at night and sign quickly."
"No, you must have a lot of problems. You also have a lot of problems yourself. We need to have a good exchange."
"No need, teacher, no need. I understand myself and handle it myself."
The head teacher glanced at me and said, "I'm sure it's not necessary. Let's go and deal with it. It's good to solve it."
I shook my head, "No, no, I still have to sign. I'm fine."
The class teacher ignored me and shouted to the students below, "Sign it and hand it back tomorrow. Do you hear me? If anyone has a problem because he didn't bring it or didn't write it down and can't hand it in to the school, the school will deal with me." , just accompany me to deal with it. You can fine me how much you want, but I don’t want it. You can just pay the class fee. It’s spent by everyone. I feel comfortable, and so do everyone.”
"Okay, do you have any other questions?" After a minute, "It seems that there are no more, so I would like to emphasize again that you must bring the application form back to me tomorrow and sign it. Did you hear me?"
"I heard."
"The voice is too low, I can't hear it. The voices of 80 people are not as loud as mine. Did you hear them all? Please answer louder."
"I heard it." The voice was louder this time.
The class teacher smiled and said, "Then let's continue studying. Some students should pay attention to their words and deeds. I have a needle. I will insert it wherever I see it. I guarantee that I will hit the nail on the head and get it right in one step. Okay, let's do this for now." After finishing speaking, he stood up. I just left the class door. When I went out, I didn't forget to take a look at the situation in the class through the window at the back. It was always the same, with no innovation or any technical content.
After the head teacher left through the back door, the class was in chaos again. The teacher patted me on the shoulder, "Are you crazy just now? You were so loud and you were exposed again. I'm looking for him to deal with you. Obviously those words just now were all gone." I told you, just toss and make trouble as hard as you can."
I sighed helplessly, "It's none of my business. I'm innocent too. I didn't mean it. I couldn't hold it back and just said it. I didn't know it would be so loud. Look at this application form." Don’t be angry.”
I picked up the application and looked at the content on it, "Listen, these little words, I will read them to you, about the school's application for making up classes and improving academic performance. Due to the increasingly stressful study, I, did you hear it? , it’s me, my study time at school is obviously insufficient, and it cannot satisfy me. Did you hear me? It’s me again, and my desire for knowledge cannot be satisfied, so I applied to the school, hoping that the school will increase the make-up time to satisfy me. Everyone’s learning needs, creating a good learning atmosphere and providing good learning conditions for students, I said, did you all hear it, it’s me, me”
The teacher smiled and said, "What about you?"
I glanced at her, "As for me, look at the following. During the extra classes at school, I promise to abide by the school's rules and regulations, study diligently, and not do anything unrelated to study. Is this possible?"
"If you do this, won't you be able to study hard and take good care of you?"
"Fuck him, uncle, if he violates the rules, he will voluntarily go home and reflect, and he will voluntarily accept the supervision and inspection of the school leaders and teachers. If there is a violation of discipline, he will voluntarily accept relevant punishments. I'll fuck him, you heard me. Well, it’s all voluntary, voluntary, voluntary, damn it.”
The teacher's wife picked up the application form, "But to be honest, this is really a bit too much. It is obviously forcing us to sign this application form."
"That's it, that's it. It's written voluntarily. It's voluntary. There's no way it's really voluntary. Brother Six, just said that. The attitude of the head teacher is so obvious. It's obvious that he won't do it if he doesn't sign. It's the Political and Education Department and this. That's right. If you really don't write it, you will definitely have to use your parents to scare people. It's too much. You definitely can't sign this. If you try to encourage everyone, they won't sign it."
I glanced at the little fat man and ignored him. After searching for a pen for a long time, I couldn't find it. I sighed, took the teacher's pen from the side, and signed my own name and my father's name on the applicant's name. , signed with the parents, and then returned the pen to the teacher, sighing, "Fuck, silly."
"I'm dizzy, Sixth Brother, you dare to sign this." The little fat man looked in disbelief.
I glanced at the little fat man in confusion, "Why don't you dare to sign? And it's not a question of whether you dare to sign or not. Can you not sign? It's such an obvious thing. Whoever doesn't sign will be in trouble."
"I think Liu Meng is right. We can all sign this, but you shouldn't."
I turned around and said, "Why, you can sign it, but I can't."
The teacher smiled and said, "I always feel that this application form is tailor-made for you. All the situations described are so consistent with yours. If you sign it, you will know that it is a trap and jump in." "
"Yes, yes, that's what I mean too. Brother Six, you can't sign."
I looked around and said, "My reputation has been ruined by you. If you sign it, you sign it. You can't help but sign it anyway. I love you, Zhou Zazhou, and little fat man, if you dare to instigate others." If you don't go and sign, and sign a joint protest, I believe you will die miserably. The teacher knows everything. It's just to see if he is willing to take care of you. A puppy love, or a question about bringing a mobile phone, can bring you together. You're so stubborn, don't be naive, sign it quickly."
The little fat man shook his head and sighed, "Hey, forget it, forget it." Then he signed his name very resignedly.
When the master signed the autograph, he even cursed, "What a fucking idiot."
I looked at the two of them and laughed, and then I felt pain in my arm. "You are laughing your ass off, what's so funny?"
I turned around and looked at Master Tai, "I'm not even afraid. I signed it so happily. What are you afraid of?"
"Whoever is afraid is angry."
"Well, well, I know, I know everything, don't be angry, just stay well, I will continue to read my novel." After finishing speaking, I took the novel out of the table hall, put it on the table, and read got up,
When I was reading the novel, I always felt like someone was staring at me, which startled me. I turned around and found that the teacher's eyes were staring at me, "Why are you always looking at me? Don't scare me, okay? I thought The head teacher keeps looking at me from some obscure corner."
"Who is looking at you? Don't be so pretty. No matter how I read it, I feel that your novel is much different from the Xinhua Dictionary. How dare you not be that thick? Neither of them can catch up."
I looked at her with disdain, then took out two other novels from the table hall and put them together. "Look now, which one is thicker, my novel or the Xinhua Dictionary?"
"Why do you have so many novels in your desk? I never knew. I thought you were reading one."
I smiled and said, "Hey, this is what I rely on to survive. I plan to get a VIP membership card from the small store where I rent books."
"What's the use of that."
"Damn it, it's 20% off."
"What's 20% off?"
"Well, 20% off is 40 cents a day. It turned out to be 50 cents a day. If a book describing love actions costs 2 yuan a day, 20% off is 1.6 cents."
"What are love actions, and there are so many pennies worth of books, what do you think?"
I smiled and ignored her, thinking to myself, if I don’t even know what love gestures are, how can I do it with Chen Yang in the future? Then I heard someone shouting from behind, "Liu'er, Liu'er."
I turned around and saw Brother Hao, "Do you dare to sign this thing?"
I stood up and said, "Nonsense, can you not sign it? I'll sign it."
"Fuck, you've signed it, so what should I be afraid of? Brother Xia, Dagang, let's sign it."
I sat down depressed and shook my head, "Hey, my reputation was ruined by them."
I went back to Chenyang's house in the evening. When I heard what they said about their head teacher, I felt balanced. Their head teacher was even more ruthless. He would send it out directly and sign it and collect it. There was no nonsense. It just had to be signed. If not, parents would be invited to come. It was better than ours. The teacher is still cruel,
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