It wasn't until the last class in the afternoon that the teacher's wife woke up. I watched her get up, stretch, and yawn. I smiled.
The master turned around and looked at me, "Why are you laughing? What's so funny? What's the point of making you so happy?"
I shook my head, "No, no, I'll think about it again, why the teacher doesn't care about you sleeping."
"No one cares about you when you sleep."
"I've been left alone, so I'm curious."
"What are you curious about?"
"Why are you here at noon? You are so tired. You slept so soundly all afternoon. You have done too much physical work. Are you tired? It shouldn't be wrong. Aren't you going to eat?" Then I saw the necklace around Master Tai's neck. It was very beautiful. , "This necklace is not bad. It wasn't available in the morning, but it was only available in the afternoon. It must be Chen Yang's handiwork."
The master pinched me and said, "What are you thinking about? We have nothing. I'm happy. I drank a bottle of beer at noon. Who knew it tasted terrible? After drinking it, I still feel dizzy. I just want to sleep."
"Didn't you do anything else?"
"Go away, I really hate you. By the way, we are officially in love today."
"Well, well, I know, it's good. How do you feel about Chen Yang?" I asked with a smile.
"Taller than you, more graceful than you, more stable than you, more dedicated than you, more caring than you, and more sensible than you."
I interrupted her directly, "Wait, wait, you can praise him, you can praise him, but can you not praise him at such a disadvantage to me? You and he are happy. We will fight with your brother at noon." It’s been a long afternoon, you know, it’s been very tiring and time-consuming, you know.”
The master smiled and said, "What's the result? Is it done?"
I shook my head,
The master laughed again, "It's impossible, it must be done. I trust you."
"Well, believe us, that's right. I'll comfort your brother when we get back."
"Why am I comforting my brother? What are you doing to my brother?"
I smiled and said, "You will know when you get back. He must be angry. Anyway, we have made an agreement. You can have a good talk with him when you go back and confess your mistakes. He has already promised us."
The teacher was a little confused, but those things were no longer within my scope of consideration. When school was over in the afternoon, I walked out of the class door and saw Chen Yang already waiting at the door of our class. When he saw me, he said, "Thank you for your hard work at noon, bro." indivual."
"Why are you here?"
"What are you doing? Pick up my wife and go out for dinner."
"Have you figured out how to deal with the bald man?"
"That's not a big deal. I'll coax my wife well first and spend her birthday well with her. That's the most important thing. My hard work for so long has not been in vain." Just as he was talking, the teacher's wife also came out.
Chen Yang glanced at his wife, "Daughter-in-law." Then he decisively took out 20 yuan from his pocket, grabbed my hand, and threw the money into my hand, "Give yourself a good meal tonight, and then take a taxi home."
"Grass, 20 yuan, good for eating."
"rice bowl"
"Is that good?"
“Much better than steamed buns and pickled vegetables.”
"Chen Yang, I will fuck your uncle."
Chen Yang smiled and said, "Don't be excited, don't be excited, there is something else." I was still wondering what he was going to do, but I saw that he took out my motorcycle key from the inner pocket of my jacket very skillfully and understandingly. This process In the middle, he dug into my pocket more naturally, skillfully, and calmly than digging into his own pocket, "Thank you for your hard work, Sixth Brother, I'll give it to my wife, and I'll borrow it for the evening. Bye."
Then Master Tai hugged Chen Yang's arm and shook his hand at me, "Bye, Sixth Brother." The two of them went downstairs under the eyes of many people.
I looked at the 20 yuan in my hand depressedly and said, "Fuck him." I took out the phone and called Lin Ran. It was sweet for a while, and while chatting, I left the campus.
We were playing landlords in the evening when Chen Yang opened the door and came back, "Holy shit, you guys are still playing. Do you want to be late again tomorrow? You just got fined. Huixu, stop playing and go to bed."
"What time is it now? I just want to go to bed and have nothing to do."
"It's already 12 o'clock, it's almost 1 o'clock, and I'm still not sleeping."
I looked at my PHS and said, "Hey, time flies so fast. Why did you come back so late?"
Chen Yang sighed, "What a fool! I'm exhausted. That bald bastard tried to intimidate and induce me. He forced me to swear a poisonous oath, press my fingerprints, and force me to write a letter of guarantee. I'm about to be beaten by him." I'm so crazy, how can I be such a big brother? I was supposed to send Xiaoya home at 9 o'clock, but I met that bald bastard. My head hurt because of my anger. I had to follow my ink. The ink ended at 12 o'clock. I was so angry and tired. It’s killing me, oh, mom.” Then he threw away his clothes and lay down on the sofa.
We were all happy when we heard it, "It's true or false, so what?"
Chen Yang sat up immediately and said, "Fuck you, uncle, I'm so angry and exhausted. Oh my god."
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble." As soon as I finished speaking, the phone rang. I looked at the phone and said, "Go on, I won't play anymore. Lin Ran's call." Then I stood up, threw down the cards, and replied He walked into his house, closed the door, and answered the phone, "Hello, wife, why are you still not sleeping at this time?"
"Husband, I miss you so much that I can't sleep tonight."
"It's not a good idea to do it at this time. There are no conditions. Either you come over and find me." After I finished speaking, I smiled in a very funny way.
"Go away, go away, why are you not serious at all? To be honest, I suddenly can't sleep. I have insomnia. What are you doing?"
"I just had a landlord fight with Chen Yang and the others. Honey, go to bed quickly. It's already this time and you have to get up early tomorrow."
"Come to me during your monthly vacation. I want to take you to get your ears pierced."
When I heard this, I trembled all over, "I'm talking about ancestors, why do we think of this thing again? Haven't we all forgotten it?"
"Fart, can I forget it? You have to pierce my ears for me. There is a saying for this, really."
I smiled and said, "Aren't you superstitious about Mao's statement? Why did you learn from us and still despise us for being superstitious? Now you also believe in these things."
"You are so annoying. It's true. Legend has it that when you meet your true love, if you get your ears pierced, it will pass through a lifetime and let you be together forever. Don't you want to be with me forever?" "
"I said, it's so late at night, it's easy to have random thoughts."
"No, it's true. If you want to have your ears pierced with me, you have to do it willingly."
"I won't even kill you. I'm crazy. If you put a hole in my body, it will hurt me to death."
"What are you afraid of? Just one moment will be enough. You have to fight with me. I can't do it without fighting."
"What the hell, you said it doesn't hurt. Stop fooling me. I'm the one who fooled people when I grew up. There are very few people who can fool me. Only a fool can believe you if you tell me it doesn't hurt. You won't even kill me if you kill me." I want to get my ears pierced. I also want to be with you forever. You don’t have to be so superstitious. If you like, I can also get a tattoo. I can tattoo the word “ran” on a certain part of my body, okay.”
"No, I have to get my ears pierced, and getting a tattoo will hurt even more."
"I won't do it"
"Would you like to do it?"
"I just won't do it."
"Son of a bitch." After saying that, Lin Ran hung up the phone.
I smiled at the phone, "Silly girl, you are too superstitious, we will be fine." Then I turned off the phone, lay down, lit a cigarette, and thought about it for a while in the dead of night, then went to sleep.
When I arrived at school the next day, as soon as I entered the class, I happened to see the teacher’s wife holding a big bag. I didn’t know what it was. She saw me and came over and grabbed a big handful for me. I held it in both hands and took it. I took a closer look, and I thought, it turned out to be Yikoulian and Defu chocolate. It turned out that the teacher was handing out wedding candies, and then I saw the teacher smiling at me.
I turned around and started to send it to others in the class. I watched her send it back and forth, with a happy smile on her face. My heart felt like it was bleeding. She sent it so freely and freely for such an expensive thing. I bought so much, I don’t want everyone to know, it must have been bought with our money by that kid from Chenyang.
While the teacher was handing out candies, I heard the questions and blessings from the classmates, as well as the happy smiles after getting the candies. I felt depressed in my heart, Teacher, oh, teacher, those you handed out were not chocolates and candies. , the payment is a month’s living expenses for our brothers. Don’t you really know that because of Chen Yang’s troubles, our lives have plummeted, and we have fallen away from the level of well-off society. From basic daily meals to rice bowls, , has become daily steamed buns, pickled mustard, and instant noodles, and you are still so happy and chic,
Thinking of this, I took out a piece of Tefu, put it in my mouth, took a few bites, and returned to my seat.
When the class bell rang, the teacher returned to her seat. I saw with my own eyes that the high-end candies and chocolates in such a large plastic bag turned into small, flat dots. Finally, the teacher calmly said to me, " Liu'er, thank you for this, you can eat it yourself, you're welcome."
I took the candy and looked at the teacher's wife gratefully, and almost said in my heart, "200 yuan bought less than 20 pieces of candy, it's so worth it." But I didn't dare to say it, I wanted to save face.
During morning self-study in the afternoon, our Big Lobster and Brother Hao came over and said, "Liu'er, let's go and get some cigarettes to cheer up."
"I'm not in the mood to go, I'm depressed."
"You're so depressed. Seriously, you won't regret it if you go. Yesterday I discovered something really awesome and told Brother Hao about it. Brother Hao was already shocked."
I glanced at Viagra and said, "If you can find anything, I'll take you down. You two can go, I won't go."
Viagra smiled at me, put his mouth to my ear, and said a few words. I looked up at Viagra and said, "Really."
Viagra glanced at me contemptuously, "That's a lie, I will be reincarnated as Qi Hao in my next life."
"Actually, you don't have to swear such a poisonous oath. I believe you are." After I finished speaking, I heard Weiwei's shout, the little fat man's voice "You deserve it, you deserve it" and the teacher's laughter,
I got up and pulled Brother Hao, "Stop making trouble, let's talk about serious things first."
"Brother Hao, I was wrong, I was wrong, please be gentle, oh, I was stupid."
I pulled Brother Hao again, "Hurry up, class will start soon. Please, go smoke first."
"Well, damn, little lobster, you are looking for excitement." Brother Hao said with a smile, and then let us lobster go, "Hurry, go to the toilet to smoke first."
Brother Xi rubbed his waist, grumbling and complaining all the way. The three of us got to the toilet, I lit up a cigarette, and slapped Brother Xi, "Stop complaining. Seriously, where did you see it?"
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