After listening to what Brother Xi said, I smiled and pulled Brother Xi, "Let's go to the supermarket to buy something to eat. It's been such a long time, so I won't go out today."
"What should we buy when we go to the supermarket?"
"Instant noodles, is there anything more satisfying than instant noodles?"
After hearing what I said, Brother Xia opened his mouth wide and said, "Oh no, no, I want to eat instant noodles."
"What's wrong with the instant noodles?" I asked a little confused,
"It's nothing. I don't want to eat. I don't want to eat food from the supermarket. I want to eat food. I want to eat food. I strongly request that I go to the canteen to eat food."
I glanced at Brother Xi, "I feel sick just thinking about the food in the cafeteria, but it's okay. You have every reason and ability to not eat it. If you don't go, I'll go. I'm going to eat instant noodles." After finishing speaking I turned around and walked to the supermarket,
"Fuck, wait for me." After scolding Brother Xia, he followed me to the supermarket. Sure enough, he still had to eat. Brother Xia caught up with me in a few steps. We chatted and walked to the entrance of the supermarket. In the supermarket He stood at the door for a while, only to hear brother Xia curse again, "Holy crap, are you really lying? I'm not even allowed to eat instant noodles. What time has it been? Damn, there are so many people on the third floor inside and three outside." layer"
I sighed, "Okay, fuck it, there are so many people in front of the supermarket, it's not enough for people to live, look at this bullshit policy of the school, I'm gonna fuck him, starting from tomorrow, I will have the last self-study class every day If you don’t get it, damn it, I’m so pissed off.”
After I finished speaking, I suddenly noticed that Brother Xi didn’t speak. I turned around and looked at Brother Xi, and found that he kept staring at me. I hit him and said, "Why are you standing still?"
Brother Xia still looked at me and said nothing. His expression seemed to be thinking about something.
I hit him, "Damn it, don't be in a daze, squeeze in, you have to eat. I'm hungry. I didn't have time to eat in the morning. Let's squeeze together. When we get inside, we can go separately. Move, why are you standing here?"
"No, no, I just want to ask you whether what you just said is true or false. Are you sure?"
"Of course it's fake, bastard, SB, you fucking thought the school was run by my family."
Brother Xia thought for a while and touched his head, "Seriously, your behavior at school is really the same as your behavior at home."
"Okay, okay, I'm not poor anymore. Let's go shopping. Now the supermarket in school is also popular." After saying that, Brother Xia and I rushed into the supermarket for a bite of lunch. Sure enough, inside the supermarket The crowds of people made my blood boil. Countless students were waving the banknotes in their hands, swaying in the wind, buying all kinds of food. Watching everyone waving the banknotes in their hands made me suddenly have an illusion and a kind of We are not spending money to buy things, as if we are waving winning lottery tickets one by one in our hands. This supermarket is not selling things, but is the prize redemption center of major lottery points. Neither are you here to buy things. Consumers, but also taxpayers of the country, are happy to buy things, happy to sell things, a scene of prosperous times, so prosperous,
Brother Xia and I spent a lot of effort and finally squeezed into the innermost part. We were on one side and next to each other. We discussed what to eat while we both started buying. We first ordered two boxes of instant noodles and thought about it carefully. I thought about it and bought two more bottles of Coca-Cola. After thinking about it again, I found that I was still short of something. I bought two more ham sausages. I felt that this was still a small amount and I was afraid that it would not be enough to eat, so we both bought another hamburger. Look. It was almost done, and I felt that this meal was not nutritious. Finally, each of us bought a chicken drumstick, the kind of sauced chicken drumstick. After buying it, the two of us came out with a big bag of stuff.
When we arrived at the entrance of the supermarket, we first took a deep breath and suddenly felt a strange sense of success. Then we looked at the people around us who were about to go in to buy things. I felt that they looked at the envy of the things we had already bought. Brother Xia and I were really somewhat proud,
The two of us adjusted our mentality a little, and then each of us took a box of instant noodles and a large bag of food, and went to the school where we draw hot water. We soaked the noodles at the hot water point, and then talked and laughed. I laughed and returned to the class. When we arrived in the class, we sat at the back and felt quite comfortable.
"Liu'er, I think such a meal is really good." Xia's first words after sitting down were:
I smiled and said, "Well, I just didn't eat well."
"Why is he so good? He feels pretty good. It's full of meat and intestines. Let's just take a bite of it."
I patted Brother Xia on the shoulder, "Well, you've finally figured it out. Let's just make a living together. Let's be honest, how much did you spend?"
"More than 20, it's not bad, not too expensive. Where are you?"
"I didn't spend much here, less than 20 anyway. If I rounded up, it would probably be 20."
"Oops, it's true or not, I have to round it up to 30."
"My grass"
After I finished cursing that sentence, we both stopped talking. We looked at each other and were silent for a minute. I patted the big lobster and said, "Why are there so many? I feel like neither of us bought anything."
Brother Xia sighed, "Damn it, it only cost 10 yuan for the two of us to eat a rice bowl outside. What a good thing for you. What you ate was your mother's instant noodles and it cost you 50 yuan. How can you live like this?" A box of Great China is gone again, is the school going crazy?"
Just when I was about to speak, I heard a familiar curse tone, "Damn it, Silly, you're so mad at me." After Brother Xia and I heard this voice, we looked up at the door at the same time, and sure enough, I didn't come out. As expected, Brother Hao came back with the little fat man and walked directly to us, "You two still have the heart to eat, you are so angry with me."
I looked at Brother Hao and said, "What are you angry about? What do you have to be angry about?"
"I went to queue up to buy food today. There were so many people in the canteen. I wanted to buy cheat sheets, but I couldn't even get in to the front desk of the cheat sheet area. Then I said forget it, just eat whatever you want, and then I queued up. I waited in line. Well, it turned out that the longer the queue got, the more people there were. Later, I asked Xiaomeng to come over and queue up. I looked in front and realized that after a long time, people jumped in the queue as soon as they came, and they all wanted to know each other. acquaintance."
"Why are you angry about this?"
"Big lobster, please don't make trouble. Just listen to me. If they cut in line, just cut in line. I waited for a while and saw that less than half of the queue was there. I got angry. I pulled my wife and asked her. My wife and I immediately agreed, forget it, let’s go eat noodles. There were fewer people jumping in line, so my wife and I went to the window selling noodles. After we got there, we started queuing up. I was worried that there would be nothing left when we arrived in line, so I asked my wife to keep an eye on it, so that it wouldn’t be gone when we arrived. After waiting in line for a long time, we finally got there, and the person in front of me finished the purchase. , it was our turn, I waited depressedly until I got to the last person in front of me. When I got to him, I took a special look and saw that the noodles next to him must be enough for the two of us. As a result, that idiot went up and bought 6 servings of noodles. , the two of them acted like their mother had never seen noodles before, but it turned out that there were not enough for six portions, so they returned five portions. This person was very happy when he arrived, and there was a man next to him, and the two of them immediately bought the rest."
"Haha, I am so happy, haha, then, continue, continue, don't stop, don't look at me, keep talking."
"Big lobster, you want to die, don't you?" Brother Hao sighed and was about to take action.
I stood up and pushed Brother Hao, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, keep going, keep going." Then I turned to look at our big lobster, "Your spirit of not being afraid of death is very good, but wait for him to finish."
Brother Hao glanced at the big lobster, "I can't be impatient at the moment. Because I ran out of food and didn't buy any, I started quarreling and making trouble with people. How embarrassing it was. I walked forward and asked about the canteen. The person who had food to eat said that there was no more food and he wanted to eat something else. I didn’t want to eat either, so he grabbed my wife and we left the team. Guess what happened next.”
"You don't want me to interrupt?" Brother Xi said,
"Now you can interrupt."
"If you ask me to interrupt, I will interrupt. If you don't let me interrupt, I won't interrupt. Tell you, I won't say anything. I won't guess." Sure enough, after Brother Xia said this, Brother Hao became furious and went up. He told Brother Xia everything he wanted to do with his body language, without any nonsense or hesitation.
In the end, I couldn't stand it any longer, and I couldn't stand it anymore. The big lobster kept wailing, just like a cat meowing, so I walked over and pulled Brother Hao, "Stop it, stop it, keep talking, what's wrong?" "
Brother Hao let go of the big lobster and glanced at me. "But as soon as he left the team, the man ran past a person from the canteen. The man was holding a large plate of noodles and put it aside. "It's the first day today. , Not fully prepared, this was just done at the last minute." I didn't react yet, but everyone in the queue knew it, and they all rushed forward again. I was so angry that I wasn't hungry anymore. , Damn it, when I got angry, I took my wife and came back, and I didn’t eat anymore. What a bullshit school system. There are a lot of people staying in the school. When there are no students, the cafeteria There are just so many people, and now there are so many non-resident students, but we, the boarding students, are not allowed to eat and live. It’s really stupid.”
After listening to what Brother Hao said, I smiled, "As for you, that's a problem." After I finished speaking, I took out the bag of food in my hand and put it in front of Brother Hao. "Take two hamburgers." Come on, take one of the chicken legs and give it to your wife, take one of the intestines for you to eat, and we both drank the coke, you can figure it out on your own."
Brother Hao looked at it and said politely, "Xiaomeng, come here." After saying that, he took the food and turned to me and said, "Then I'm going to eat first. I'm hungry. What a fool."
"Well, go ahead." After I finished saying that, I looked at Brother Xia, "The chicken legs are mine, and the intestines are yours."
"Why is the intestines mine and the chicken legs yours? I still want to eat the chicken legs."
I smiled at our big lobster, "Then I'll ask Brother Hao to come over and reallocate these resources."
The big lobster looked at me and said, "Forget it, let's take half for each person."
"Yeah, deal."
"Why are you so happy this time?"
"Because Brother Hao took away one of the chicken legs, and I've already eaten half of the other one."
"Liu'er, I'm going to fuck your uncle."
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