When I got to the class, I sat down and couldn't calm down for a long time. After a while, I tried my best to calm down. Then I sighed and touched my heart, "Damn, it's beating really fast. It scared me." .”
"What's wrong with you? You're breathing so fast, and why are there so many ink marks?" Master Tai asked at the side.
I turned around, and it turned out that I was so anxious just now that I didn't notice that Teacher Tai said, "It's okay."
"It's this sentence again, so I don't need to ask you if you can only say these few words."
I shook my head, "No," then ignored her, stood up directly, and said to Big Lobster, who was still chatting with Dagang behind, "Brother Xia, this way, come over here." After saying that, I spoke to him vigorously. I waved and said, "Come here quickly." I was thinking in my mind, how can I talk to him so that he doesn't want Greater China, and I don't have to buy chickens, and I won't be embarrassed.
Sure enough, after I finished speaking, our big lobsters, Dagang and I looked around and trotted mysteriously around me. Our shrimp brother hugged my neck and asked very mysteriously, "Haha." , Liuer, you are so handsome."
I was confused by his question, "What's wrong?"
"What are you talking about? You came back quickly enough. Where is the chicken? Where is the chicken?" After saying that, he started looking through my desk. "Why is there nothing there?" Then he looked at the books on my desk.
I slapped his hand and said, "Get out of here, why the hell are you making such a noise? We're not doing this."
Dagang also put his head next to mine, "There are so many people in the class and they are talking loudly. Can we still eat?"
I looked at Dagang and was stunned for a moment, "We." After I finished speaking, I pointed at him,
"Hey, what's wrong with us? You, me, Boss Hao, and Viagra."
I sighed, "What do you want to eat?"
Dagang kicked me, "You're trying to fool me. Didn't you and Brother Hao go buy chickens? The chickens are the baby chickens at the school gate."
I feel very depressed and feel sorry for our brother Hao who has died. These two people actually only care about chickens and don’t care about our brother Hao at all. Is Brother Hao worse than a baby chicken? If I am the one who is caught , will I be able to fuck a baby chicken? I thought for a while, and then looked at them both depressedly, "You two also know that I went with Brother Hao, but I came back by myself, and I still Don’t you have any thoughts about coming back so quickly?”
The big lobster sighed, "My thoughts are, where did you take my chicken? How did you transport it back to our class? How did you get it into my hands? When will I be able to eat this chicken? This is me." The reflections are all my thoughts.”
I stood up and patted Dagang on the shoulder, "Then what do you think? Don't you care about your boss Hao?"
Dagang shook his head, "Well, well, I'll talk about Boss Hao later, but my current thoughts are the same as Viagra's thoughts. Where's the chicken, where's the baby chicken."
I looked at our big lobster, then turned to look at Dagang, "Why didn't you two ask where Qi Hao was? You just asked where the chicken was, so you ignored Qi Hao like that."
They both said in unison, "Chicken is more important" and their voices were very calm.
After listening to what they both said, I sighed, "Hey, let's stop talking. You two are really good."
"What's so good? We are not so good. If you prepare the chicken for us two, you are good. No one can compare with you. Come on, stop talking in circles. Where is the chicken? Where is the chicken?"
I ignored them both and said, "Ignore me, I'm depressed."
"Uh, Liu'er, do you two want to talk alone?" After Dagang finished speaking, he rubbed his fists,
I looked at Dagang's words and smiled helplessly, "No, no, I'm depressed. When Brother Hao and I went to climb over the wall, as soon as he jumped off, a car drove up around the corner from the school. Car, I looked at the people inside, it was the principal, and my heart immediately went cold. I saw the people in the car were pointing at me, and I didn’t care about anything else. I told Brother Hao to run away, and then I He jumped down by himself. I don’t know whether Brother Hao ran away, but I guess he definitely didn’t run away. With his personality, he probably wouldn’t dare to run away.”
As soon as I finished speaking, we, Big Lobster and Dagang, stopped talking and were very silent. Looking at their lost looks and disappointed facial expressions, I felt a little comforted. It seemed that these two people still had some humanity. , I also wanted to be concerned about the safety of their boss Hao. I stood up and patted our big lobster on the shoulder, "It's okay. This problem is not serious. Brother Hao didn't run very far. He was just standing on the wall. The school can't use any force." He'll be punished. Don't worry, brothers. I guess he won't be expelled. Last time, Brother Hao and his father gave him so much protection money. According to Hao's words, he has to protect him for a year anyway. He won't be expelled for another year. I didn’t pass it.” After I finished speaking, I clapped my hands.
After hearing what I said, the big lobster also sighed. I was still a little confused at the moment. What does this mean? But after our brother lobster finished sighing, he patted me on the shoulder, "I think you misunderstood us. We are disappointed." That's not the case. We are disappointed that our chickens are gone again, and my box of Great China was given to you for free. I'm so depressed."
After listening to what Brother Xi said, I kicked Brother Xi and said, "Idiot, can you have some humanity?"
Brother Xia didn't say anything, but when he arrived, he spoke to one side, "I really can't eat the school food. I went to the cafeteria just now and saw the huge crowds of people. I wasn't hungry anymore, and suddenly I felt full. When I returned to work and chatted with Wei Wei, I heard that there was chicken to eat, and it was you who went to do it. Do you know how much hope I had, I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it.” Then Dagang sighed, “You know I have How disappointing, it’s true that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. I believe in your strength too much, Liu’er, hey.”
After listening to Dagang's words, I pondered for a while and struggled with my thoughts for a long time. Finally, I made up my mind and patted Dagang's arm hard. "It's okay. Just believe me. I don't believe in this evil anymore. I am here today." I have to eat this chicken, damn it.”
Dagang looked at me and said, "As long as you have the confidence, the problem is how to eat."
I thought for a while, "Let the three of us continue to look around. I guess the school leader just now must have gone back to deal with Brother Hao's matter. We can't just stay there and wait to arrest him."
After hearing this, Big Lobster sighed, "I'll look through it with you. Doesn't that mean that my box of Great China was given to you for free again?"
I spread my hands and said, "Okay, you don't have to go, we both will go."
Dagang smiled, "That's it, bring him a chicken butt and let him eat it. I'll go with you. Don't worry, I'm very particular about people."
When Wei Wei heard this, "I'll go with you and climb over the wall."
I looked at Big Lobster and said, "Why did things change so quickly this time? It's okay if you don't go. You're out of Greater China."
Brother Xia sighed, "It's the same as before. If you brought me a chicken butt as you said just now, I won't say anything and won't go, because the most you can do is talk, and my chicken will still come back." Yes, but that little guy Dagang said he would bring me a chicken butt back. If I don’t want to eat chicken butt, I must go over the wall with you." After Brother Xia finished speaking, he smiled bitterly. , made me laugh too,
The three of us specifically discussed this time that we could no longer climb through the toilet. After thinking about it for a long time, we decided to change places. We arrived at the place where Brother Xia and I used to climb over the wall. Who knew that there were two doormen smoking there? It was quite well hidden. If Dagang and Xiao hadn't been defecating everywhere, the three of us might have been caught directly. We were so frightened that we broke out in a cold sweat. In the end, the few of us really couldn't stand the temptation of the chickens, so we calculated again. Finally decided to take a risk and went back to the back of the toilet.
After the three of us got to the back, I looked at the two of them and said, "Just bet once, do you think we can win or not? I guess the school leaders will deal with Brother Hao."
When Da Gang arrived, he was so happy, "There's nothing to hesitate about, just turn over and walk."
I looked at him and said, "Okay, you two turn over first, and I'll be your guard."
Dagang looked back at me and was happy to see it. He directly rubbed his fists and walked towards me.
I quickly smiled and stretched out my hand, "Brother Gang, don't get me wrong, I was just joking."
"Then who do you think will turn it first?"
I was just about to say big lobster when I heard Brother Xi coughing hard a few times and muttering "Great China, eh."
After listening to what Brother Xia said, I immediately changed it to "Let's three guess the game, buns, scissors and hammer. Whoever loses will jump over first. Okay, isn't it fair?"
Brother Xia directly supported me, "It's so fair, fair and just."
The result was natural, Dagang lost, because every time this kid hit the buns, scissors, and hammer, he could only hit the hammer. As long as he guessed the punch, the first time he made it, he would definitely hit the hammer 200% of the time. Everyone knew that, just No one took the initiative to remind him, because obviously everyone can benefit from this, so if everyone wants Dagang to do something and he doesn't do it, just guess the game. The funniest thing is that you do it every time He won't refuse even if it comes to guessing, because he is a decent man, because he is a big man,
After Dagang lost, he still stared at his fist for a long time, "It shouldn't be, I feel like I shouldn't lose anyway." He said this line every time. Brother Xia and I wanted to laugh, but we didn't. dare,
I took a deep breath, suppressed my smile, walked to Dagang's side, and comforted him, "If you lose once in a while, it's okay. Go ahead."
Dagang sighed, "Why do I feel like I always lose?" As soon as he finished speaking, he moved quickly and climbed up the wall in a few steps, then turned to look at the two of us, "If there is no one left, I I’ll whistle for you and come back.”
I nodded, "Well, let's go down."
Then there was a "gudong" sound, and Dagang also jumped down. Sure enough, he and Brother Hao were not in the same shape. We used to climb over the wall, and I jumped over, and there was a "pop" sound. I landed lightly, and the big lobster made a "thud" sound. "With a sound, all four limbs fell to the ground. I have never understood why Brother Xia always made a "thud". He really couldn't make a "pop". He was taller than me, but he was more than 10 pounds lighter than me. He is 20 pounds smaller. Logically speaking, he shouldn't be so stupid. Every time he climbs over the wall, he has to clap his hands, because every time he jumps, he has to hold the ground with both hands. We discussed it for a long time, and finally There was still no result, so I naturally gave up.
Wea Wei and I waited where we were for a while, and heard someone whistling from the other side.
I smiled and said, "I'll go first." After saying that, I lay on the wall. Before I jumped, I saw a man walking towards Dagang. "Why are you whistling? Stop whistling." After I finished speaking, I looked up. He glanced at me and then pointed at me. Before he could speak, I jumped back to school without saying a word. This time I didn’t even tell Dagang to run away, because he was the same as Qi Hao. That was for sure. Don't dare to run,
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