Boss Hao heard what Boss Gang said, and while holding the little fat man's hand, he said without looking back, "You, Big Lobster, and Liu'er will wait outside for me. I'll tell you something and I'll be out right away."
"Fuck, you're afraid that we'll hear what's going on. What can you do if you just say that?" Dagang said at the side,
"What did you say, don't say that, get out quickly." After saying that, he got up and pushed Dagang and I, forcing us to retreat. When we were retreating, the big lobster came to our side and walked around us directly. "Brother Hao, I'll wait for you at the door." After Brother Hao pushed Dagang and I out of our seats, "Look at that big lobster, and then look at you two, it's really..."
Then Brother Hao walked up to the teacher's wife and said, "Beauty, let's discuss something." Then he asked the teacher's wife to get out of her seat. Finally, he looked around and saw that no one was there. He hugged the little fat man's neck, and the two of them started talking. He muttered and lowered his head, not knowing what he was doing.
Dagang looked at me and said in a low voice, "Why does he have a different attitude towards us and the master? Why is he so arrogant to us? He is like a grandson to the master."
I glanced at Dagang and said, "Can you offend Master Tai?"
Dagang shook his head, "Of course I can't offend him."
I spread my hands, that's serious, you, Boss Hao, can't afford to offend me, let's go to the door, Dagang smiled, didn't say anything, and followed me out.
After Dagang and I walked to the door of the class, Big Lobster and the guys who stole my chicken were all outside, chatting. As soon as I arrived, one of the guys smiled and said, "Okay, let's go. bathroom."
Boss Gang directly denied, "No, we have to wait for Boss Hao. What are you anxious about?"
The man looked around and said, "Oh, yes, there is one less person. Let's continue. Let's continue chatting."
So everyone continued to chat there, just talking about games, women, and pornographic jokes. Everyone chatted for a long time, but Brother Hao still didn't come out. This time, even Dagang couldn't help it. "You said Boss Hao is with What are you talking about, sister-in-law? They haven’t come out after talking for so long. I wonder if there are so many people waiting for them outside."
Apart from Qi Hao, only Dagan and Liu Meng in our class respectfully called her sister-in-law instead of "Little Fatty". Dagan said that in order to show his respect for Boss Hao, he could not join in the same trend with us.
It's just that I felt very awkward when I heard what he said. I never understood the essence of this sentence, and it was always difficult to understand. I couldn't figure out what he admired about his boss Hao. His figure is even better than that of Qi Hao. Their intelligence level is the same, no matter how high or low they are. If you really want to compare, Qi Hao is still slightly taller. The main reason for this factor is actually I, I was the one who developed Qi Hao. Their Mandarin level is almost the same, and they always use the phrase "fuck you" when they curse. It's really puzzling. Why does Dagang admire Qi Hao instead of Wang Yue? Where did it come from? Look, Wang Yue is the most worthy of his admiration, right?
"What are you talking about? The young couple has been holding back for so long in school. They don't dare to touch. They do things that have no place to do. They can't all be the same as someone else. They touch wherever they want and live broadcast them at every turn. Well, it's not easy. It's time for a vacation. Before the two of them go home, they should review a few more times. Otherwise, once the vacation is over, it will be another two months, and the two of them will have no chance to do anything. They are not in the same place. You say no." A buddy said naturally to Dagang's question, "So, give me more time."
I smiled and said, "Well, well, everyone has thought of this, that is, Brother Gang is too pure, so he can't figure it out." The reason why I didn't say that Brother Gang's intelligence was limited, but instead said that he was pure, was because his intelligence was limited. , People with unlimited body shapes and little need for brain thinking are indeed scary. Of course, there are also people who are not afraid of these clouds, such as our giant lobster, who is very good at challenging limits.
Because after Brother Gang listened to what we said, he thought about it and asked, "Who is that person in your mouth who touches wherever he wants and broadcasts it live at every turn?"
"Idiot, who else could it be? Of course it's you, haha, you don't even know this." After saying this, Big Lobster pointed at Brother Hao and laughed hard. In fact, I wanted to laugh too, because Dagang's expression was so funny when he spoke. It's funny, but I don't dare to have fun, the consequences are too serious,
What followed was the original author of the phrase just now: "Brother Gang, that's not what I meant, that's what Big Lobster meant."
As a result, everyone also knows, Brother Gang’s body language, and the screams of the big lobster,
The screams of the big lobster have become more and more unique recently. I wonder if it can be applied to the screams he makes in bed when he and Xiao Ai are doing things. It is so tender. How to describe that sound? I have been thinking about it for a long time. , I don’t know how to describe it, I just remember that the sound of the big lobster is very similar to Tarzan’s iconic howl in Tarzan, which I loved to watch when I was a child.
The big lobster howled for a while, and Brother Hao came out. He saw Dagang hitting the big lobster. Without thinking, he went up to help Dagang ravage the big lobster, and kept saying, "I see you are bullying me, boss Gang, take advantage of me." If you are not here, you will bully me, the new boss." Watching the three of them fighting, I suddenly felt very cruel, just like two gorillas ravaging a little rooster, but poor people must be hateful, who can Let Big Lobster you always dare to say things we dare not say and laugh at people we dare not laugh at?
After ravaging the lobster for a while, Brother Hao clapped his hands, "Let's find time to have a drink. It's time for a holiday anyway, and we haven't seen each other for a long time." Brother Hao's proposal was supported by everyone, and then this Just click on the person and start discussing the time, place, and people.
When choosing a drinking character, everyone carefully studied, agreed, and chose very seriously, because everyone has a common problem when drinking. They don't like to be with people they don't know, are not familiar with, or don't have a good relationship with. Drinking, or if you know someone I don’t know or don’t like, if you want to know each other, then everyone knows each other, and if the relationship is in place, then they are all in place. These people will drink together, and only in this way will the wine come out.
In fact, drinking is not a good thing. I feel like telling the truth after drinking is nonsense. Drinking, especially after drinking too much, is the most unbelievable. You start to make fucking nonsense. The first time we met, after drinking too much , two people hug each other, and they can claim to be brothers of life and death, and then the next day, the two people go back and forth for 1 yuan and 3 fried dough sticks. I have really seen such a scene, So, when I drink with people I don’t know very well at the wine table, when I listen to what they say, it goes in the left ear and out the right ear. For many people, they chat and laugh at the wine table, and they talk as tenderly as water, and they talk nonsense. The hype is overwhelming. In fact, the next day when you asked him what he said last night, he might not even remember whether the version he talked about last night was version 1.8 or version 2.0.
What's ridiculous is that he is also a gangster, and he is still a hooligan and an amateur.
Watching the big lobster howl, I remembered his scream on the bed, and then, by the way, I remembered one of the heroines on the bed, Xiao Ai. I originally thought that Xiao Ai was a very innocent and good child. Although not very beautiful, she is indeed very cute, kind and sensible.
One time, Big Lobster drank too much and told us a few words from his heart. After hearing this, I was also shocked. It turned out that a girl like Xiao Ai, who looked so ladylike in appearance, also behaved badly when sleeping with our Big Lobster. She is no longer a virgin. I remember when I heard this news, I was very depressed and puzzled. Xiao Ai is 100% a lady, shy, shy, sensible, um, she also knows how to answer gifts, too. She is a very temperamental little girl. To be honest, everyone around her likes her very much, including me and Dagang. We all treat Xiao Ai with a kind of heartfelt love. It is just the love of friends.
That time, Big Lobster drank too much and told us that he didn’t want to be with Little Hobby anymore. It caused public outrage at the time. I remember that I was very cruel. Afterwards, Big Lobster still looked a little unhappy. When I think about it, I just hugged Big Lobster. The lobster said something and looked at me, "What you said is true."
I just nodded, "I swear, it's one hundred percent true."
Big Lobster just laughed and felt happy. In fact, I felt in his heart that if he really broke up with Xiao Ai, he would be reluctant to leave. He just needs psychological comfort and needs to find a balance point. Everyone hopes that he can be his daughter. friend’s first man,
So, I told him the secret that I had kept for many years, and he was quite moral and didn't reveal it to me.
Girls who are not virgins are not necessarily bad girls. In fact, there is no distinction between good and bad. It’s just that everyone has different attitudes towards life, different behaviors, and different living habits, isn’t it?
When I was having a fight with Big Lobster, I still remember very clearly what Brother Hao said after drinking. Brother Hao put Big Lobster’s head under his armpit, and first hit the person’s head hard: “If I don’t love you, I can still talk to you.” Are you looking for someone to go to bed with, or is it that layer of virginity you are looking for?" Then he yawned, "How can someone break his virginity without you below? If someone wants you to be a virgin, you want them to be a virgin." But to be honest, if someone else had said this, I would have laughed it off, but it was Brother Hao who said it with his not so clear thinking, so I remembered it, don’t say it, it’s pretty cool. good,
In fact, virgins are still really worthless. According to the logic of many people, and in the current social environment, virgins are like wild cats, and virgins are like giant pandas. This is the difference. They all carry the word virgin, and they are all virgins. Every word cat means cat
Everyone has been discussing here for a long time, but no result has been reached. I looked at them and didn't express an opinion. Anyway, I must be there. I don't care who they want to call.
While we were chatting, my PHS started vibrating. I looked at their heated discussion and smiled. I took out my PHS from my pocket. I took a look and it turned out to be Chen Yang. I picked up the phone. I was just about to give you a call, but I won’t be going home for the holidays.”
As a result, the caller yelled, "Hurry, go to the toilet, hurry up." I was stunned for a moment, and then shouted to Brother Hao and Dagang, "Toilet, hurry up." After saying that, I rushed in a hurry. I ran to the toilet and didn't want to listen to their nonsense anymore.
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