I glanced at Brother Xu, "Are you sure you don't want the money I have?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Who cares about the little money you have? It's only a few dozen yuan. It's not enough for me to buy a box of better sets. Seriously, what should I do with it?"
"What ideas can I give?" Then I put the money away, "Why did you want the tens of dollars from Xiaochao just now?"
"Nonsense, he actually wants to take advantage of my wife. How can I let him go so easily?"
I coughed and said, "Well, well, um, I'm not your wife yet. Don't be happy too early. You'll save yourself a lot of hope and a lot of disappointment. You're right."
"Damn, I was chatting with her just now, and I can already feel it."
"I feel something."
"I feel like she likes me a little bit, at least as much as I do. She seems to want to find true love."
As soon as I heard Brother Xu speak like this, and with his intoxicated expression, I couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Haha, you're amusing me to death, you're amusing me to death."
"Fuck you, uncle." Brother Xu punched me. "Seriously, tell me what to do."
"I really can't help it."
"Fart, just teach me your tricks."
I looked at Brother Xu, "Which way I do it, I just go on the field myself and then watch the performance on the spot. In short, just keep one sentence firmly in your heart."
"What are you talking about?"
"If you want to touch flesh, you have to have a thick face. It's that simple."
Brother Xu looked at me and said, "Nothing else."
"It's really gone." I replied helplessly, "I fucking lied to you, why don't I tell you this?"
"Nonsense, how damn did you lie to me? Then tell me, how did you deal with Lin Ran and Xiao Xiyu in the first place? You used the same method. It was all done on the spot, and it was all shameless. I don't believe it. This is evil, you just pretend, damn it, I will fight you to the death, right?"
I looked at Brother Xu and thought for a while, "This is not good, you really can't learn it."
"Ken said it."
I nodded, "Yes, but you can't learn it. This is too difficult."
"Just tell me why I can't learn. Tell me and I will do it."
I sighed, "Why don't you listen to me no matter how hard I try to persuade you? You won't shed tears until you see the Yellow River, right?"
"You are so fucking rubbish, why don't you say it?" Brother Xu was about to take action.
I quickly stretched out my hand and said, "No, no, I said."
"explain."
"Actually, the most direct reason why I managed Lin Ran and Xiao Xiyu is that I am good-looking, good-looking, able to talk, not chauvinistic, and responsible. This is the most important, especially the first one. And the third one, you can't do it at all. As for the difficulty, the first one is a bit too harsh for you. I don't want to say that you have to force me."
"Fuck you." Brother Xu punched me. "I've never seen you so shameless."
I nodded, "Well, this is also very important. This aspect is indeed very important. If you want to touch the flesh, the skin must be thick, that's it."
Brother Xu looked at me, "Okay, I guess it's useless to be poor with you. I'll treat you to dinner tonight. How about you call Shang Xue and we'll have dinner together."
"You guys eat, just eat. If you have to drag me along, what do you want to do?"
"It's up to you, just do it."
"No, you have to come."
"Why do you have to have me come?" I sighed. "I just can't figure it out. I won't go. I don't want to go. I don't feel comfortable. I don't want to be a light bulb. I have the time to spend some time with my wife and touch her. Meat, kiss my little mouth, or go to the Internet cafe to play for a while, have fun and have fun, that's great, I'll go there and be a light bulb with you, I won't go."
"Go ahead." Brother Xu pulled my arm. "You are so good at doing fresh things, so you can do it."
"I won't go. You've already had sex with so many women, and you still ask me."
"This time it's true love. I'm really moved. It's something I haven't felt for a long time. And, as you know, Chu Jing just abandoned me. Poor me, the first impression is very important. I can't leave a bad impression on others." Good impression.”
"It's okay, I don't care about this once or twice."
"Fuck you, I'm just going to ask you, are you coming or not?"
I shook my head, "Of course not. How clear."
"Okay then, call Lin Ran and let's have roast duck together tonight."
I nodded, "Well, that's it, it's settled."
"Oh." Brother Xu asked,
I said happily, "Of course, don't worry, I will take people's money and help them eliminate disasters. I promised you, and I will do it naturally."
"Damn it, are you still a human being? You are so thick-skinned. You directly said that you wanted to marry your wife, and you insisted on me saying it."
I glanced at Brother Xu, "When will you learn this from me, you won't have to ask me these questions, and you will move forward bravely, right?"
"Well, yes, what should we do now?"
"Eating, what else can I do?"
"Nonsense, I told you what to do next."
"After you finish eating, call her and ask her out to play. Women like to go shopping. Be smart to talk on the road. Be generous. Put more money in your pocket. Be willing to spend money. Find a topic. Let's get a feel for it first. Maybe we can stay for a while. You don’t like her anymore. Once you get in touch with her, it’s possible that you’ll find that she’s not good. Don’t worry, just deal with her first and find out what you feel.”
"Well, okay, that's it. You're right. To thank you, I'll treat you to a good meal at noon."
When I heard this, I was so happy, "Okay, let's go, don't worry. You can talk to her this afternoon and I'll go find Lin Ran. If you can't do it, just call me and we'll help you. When we have dinner together in the evening, If I help you tease her again, it’ll be fine, I won’t be embarrassed.”
"That's right. You are familiar with everyone. Please help me. Do you understand?"
"Well, okay, let's go and have a good meal, as you just said."
"Well, let's go and eat rice bowl."
"Excuse me, uncle, is the rice bowl good?"
"It's pancakes, you pick one. Do you know if I need money this afternoon?" Brother Xu looked at me with blood in his eyes again.
I sighed, "Okay, okay, rice bowl, rice bowl."
After finishing the rice bowl at noon, the two of us were sitting there. Brother Xu took out the phone, his hand trembling, "Tell me, what should I do if I can't make a date?"
"It's okay. If we can't make an appointment, we have completely declared a failure. Let Xiao Chao come up. He is also your substitute anyway."
"Fuck, I don't believe it anymore." Then Brother Xu called me, and when I heard the first words from Brother Xu on the phone, I didn't know why, I felt so sick that I almost vomited out all the food I had eaten for lunch. ,
"Hello, are you Cheng Xue?" The voice that spoke was gentle, calm, and effeminate.
I stood up immediately and said, "Damn it, I can't stand it anymore."
Then Brother Xu raised his head and glanced at me. I ignored him and ran away. If I heard him talk like that again, I would rather fight with Qi Hao. I walked halfway and called Lin Ran, "Hey, wife. "
"Husband, what?"
I said "huh" into the phone and then smiled "Where are we?"
"Where else can I be at home?"
"Come out, I'll treat you to roast duck tonight, honey."
Lin Ran smiled and said, "Pull him down, you have money."
"Why can't I have money?"
"It's very unusual for you to be rich at this time. It's been so long. Who knows, someone else must be inviting you."
"Just come to me and leave it alone. Besides, I don't even have the money for a taxi. I gave it to Brother Xu to pick up girls."
"Then what are you treating me to?"
"Don't worry about that. It's not your business. You just eat it. It doesn't cost you anything anyway."
"Good," Lin Ran said happily, "Where are you? Where are we gathering from?"
I thought for a while, "I'm at the gate of our school. Come over here."
"Then why should we go so early? Go shopping."
When I heard the word "shopping", my head hurt, and I couldn't show it, because I knew she would definitely not be able to say my favorite words make, love, so I said perfunctorily, "Come here, we'll talk about it when we get here."
"Okay, wait for me, husband." Then Lin Ran hung up the phone.
I squatted on the ground and lit a cigarette. I felt that my life was suddenly very, very good. I didn’t know why it was so good. Out of habit, I muted the phone because I had to do something big soon. , a major event related to the next generation of the motherland, and at that time, being disturbed by others is more troublesome and irritating than being disturbed while sleeping,
After a while, a taxi stopped next to me. Lin Ran got out of the car and kicked me, "What are you doing here? Let's go shopping."
I nodded and said, "Let's go."
Then he pulled her and got into the taxi. "Master, cinema."
"Okay" the master replied, stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the cinema.
Lin Ran turned to look at me, "Aren't you going shopping?"
"I didn't say it. I said I'll talk about it later. I just remembered that I haven't gone to the movies for a long time, so I might as well go to the movies." After saying that, I smiled in a dazed way,
"It's a movie again." Lin Ran leaned back and said, "No, no, I won't go."
I smiled and ignored her resistance. She never once took the initiative to say that she wanted to go. When we arrived at the entrance of the cinema, I pulled her out of the car and entered the cinema. While we were making trouble, we walked to the conductor's counter. Front,
"Sister, please open a private room." After saying that, I smiled and said,
The conductor looked at me in surprise, with a puzzled expression on his face. He glanced at Lin Ran who was holding my arm, then sighed and said nothing.
When I looked at her doubts, my heart was in my throat. If she hadn't held back and asked why she was a different person, I would have died without knowing how I died. It would have been completely over. Fortunately, I was fine. I was sweating coldly. ,
Lin Ran and I entered the box and had a lot of sex, which lasted half the afternoon.
I leaned against the window, lit a cigarette, and took a few puffs. Lin Ran said in a low voice in my arms, "Liuliu, are you studying literature or science? You are going to go to higher school. They say this is very important." It’s important, it will have a great impact on the future.”
I smiled and said, "Our teacher has already analyzed it for me. I want to study literature."
"Put it down. In fact, your study of literature and science are all the same."
"Say it again"
"I just said, you study literature and science all the same." After saying that, the cute girl sneaked into the quilt. I lifted the quilt and started to tickle her. She rolled to the side a few times, picked it up and I put it on The PHS on the bedside table: "You're bullying me, I'm going to hit you with this."
"Okay, you fight."
Then Lin Ran glanced at the phone and said, "I'd better check it first."
"Okay, just check." I smiled,
Lin Ran took the PHS phone back into his hand, then looked up at me, "Liuliu, there are 5 missed calls."
When I heard this, I was shocked. I don’t know why, but I was so scared. Moreover, there was no reason to be scared.
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