After listening to what they said, I suddenly remembered something, and then I slapped myself on the head hard, "Oh, that's bad. I forgot about serious things."
The master smiled and said, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me." Then I ran into the house. When I was at the door, I turned to Shitai and Chen Yang and said, "You two continue to argue, I will get down to business first." Without waiting for their reply, He closed the door, took out his PHS phone, found Xiao Xiyu's phone number, and called her.
The phone rang for a long time, but no one answered. I was a little depressed, so I called again, but no one answered. Then I sent a text message, "If you don't answer the phone, I will call you again and I will be your wife." It came out." I was very angry and sent the text message,
As a result, not long after I sent the text message, Xiyu actually texted me back, "If I want to have a son like you, I will just bang my head against the wall and kill him."
I was so angry when I saw her text message that I picked up the phone again and called her. This time she happily answered, "Hello."
"What are you feeding?"
"Why are you calling me?"
"Why don't you answer my call?"
"I just saw it, so why don't you answer it? When I picked it up, you had already hung up. Who do you blame?"
I sighed, "Okay, okay, I won't let this happen to you, okay."
"That's right, I wish I had said so earlier."
"How have you been lately? Is it going well?"
"Do you care?"
I was stunned for a moment and said, "Damn it, do you know how to speak properly?"
Xiyu smiled and said, "Be able to divide people and things."
"You can't talk to me properly, is that what you mean?"
"That's what I said, not me."
I sighed, "Okay, okay, I'm not as knowledgeable as you, okay."
"No," Xiyu smiled, "You are so narrow-minded, how could you not be as knowledgeable as me?"
"How could I be so petty? I provoked you. I called you so kindly to see how you were doing, but you either didn't answer the phone, or when you did, you irritated my fragile body. Soul, do you think it’s easy for me?”
After hearing this, Xiyu replied, "Hey, you are the only one with a fragile heart. I rarely see anyone stronger than you. Why do you suddenly think of me? I am very surprised by this question. I was looking at the phone just now. I thought I saw it wrong, but I didn’t expect it was really you who called me."
"I've been thinking about you."
"fart"
"real."
"Do you swear?"
"Is that thing useful? Besides, luckily this one is useless."
Xiyu smiled, "It's been two months and you haven't called me a single time or talked to me on QQ. You still said you were thinking of me. Are you upset?"
"There are many ways to think, it doesn't have to be expressed, right" I argued,
"Well, then I understand how you think of me,"
"What." I was a little confused. "I don't even know, how can you know?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? You can't even remember what I'm thinking about, right?"
I sighed, "If you keep blocking me like this, I'll hang up and I won't call you again."
"Hang on, fight if you like or not, so I won't get angry again if I talk to you."
"Then you still accept it"
"You can take care of me. I'm happy. I'll get up and stop you for a few words. I feel comfortable." Xiyu continued, "I'm happy, you can take care of it."
"Oh shit."
"You use another dirty word for me."
"Yes, yes." I depressedly picked up a cigarette from the side and lit it. "What score did you get in the exam?"
"What are you doing?"
"I'll ask you how many points you got on the exam. If it's less, I can stimulate your strong mind and make you look at yourself."
Xiyu was silent for a while and said, "You don't care how many points I got in the test. I don't have many points."
"Damn it, can you talk nicely?" I was really a little angry. "If you don't talk nicely, I will die."
"Don't threaten me by hanging up the phone. Just try hanging up."
When I heard this, I laughed and said, "You are threatening me."
"Well, you can try it."
"Yes, yes, I am not as knowledgeable as a little girl. "Where do you go to school now?"
"This is probably the topic you care about most."
I smiled and said, "How can you say that?"
"You've actually wanted to ask this for a long time, but you've been embarrassed to say it, right?"
"No, I just remembered it suddenly." I answered simply,
"Just pretend it, but I don't believe you can still pretend it for the rest of your life."
I said happily, "Habit is a terrible thing."
"You acquiesced."
I took a puff of my cigarette and said, "I didn't admit it anyway. Where do you go to school?"
Xiyu was silent for a while, and then her voice came, "My family has admitted me to No. 1 Middle School. Military training will start tomorrow. Today is the welcome party. I didn't go. I don't know if I should go."
"Oh, I've been making trouble for a long time and you didn't come tonight. Fortunately, I didn't bother to look for you, otherwise all my time would have been wasted."
"Even if I go, you can't try hard to find me."
"Then what are you considering?"
"I will consider whether to go to military training, or whether to go to No. 1 Middle School, or whether to go to school elsewhere."
I was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously replied, "You don't have to think about this, are you out of your mind?"
Xiyu replied happily, "Why not consider it?"
"No. 1 Middle School is a provincial key point. It has such a good learning atmosphere, so many good students, good teaching quality, many excellent teachers, and good learning conditions. How many people want to come in, but they can't, and you are still considering it. "
"This is not a big deal." Xiyu said, "Just try another reason."
I thought for a while, "There are many handsome boys in No. 1 Middle School. I will introduce them to you when you come. I know quite a few of them."
"Forget it about those people you know."
"What happened to the people I know."
"It's okay," Xiyu said, "Please change the reason and go straight to it, I like it."
I thought for a moment, "Then come on, let's continue our relationship." Then I smiled, "How about this idea."
"How about continuing? This is more interesting. I'm just a little curious about how to continue."
"You can continue as you say, I'll listen to you." I replied with a smile,
"Well, you and your family Baoran should break up."
I was stunned for a moment and said, "Change."
"Can you stop being so disgusting?"
I was a little confused, "Why am I disgusted again? I provoked you to provoke me."
"You said what's wrong with you? QQ still says Baoran, Baoran, are you disgusting or not? You want to be shameless. I'm really convinced by you. Can you not be so disgusting and show you off? Just show that you have Who is this person? I just want to ask you in front of you, do you still want to be shameless and how thick-skinned are you?"
I smiled and said nonchalantly, "You know this thing, but you still ask me."
"I don't want to make trouble with you," Xiyu replied calmly, "I don't want to be poor with you. It's boring, bastard. Sooner or later, I'll make you regret it. You did this to me."
"What did I do to you?" I asked in confusion, "I provoked you."
"Don't worry, I just want to scold you."
"Yes, yes, you can scold me, but I will ask you whether you will come to No. 1 Middle School or not."
Xiyu smiled and said, "Don't worry about me. Anyway, I don't understand what my family means, and what I say doesn't count."
"Haha" I smiled, "It's the first day I met you. You are the father of your family, so what you say doesn't count."
"Don't worry about me. I feel so disgusted when I see you. I see you taking photos, kissing each other, and putting them in the space photo album, and letting everyone see them. You won't stop. I'm sorry to show you, you two are so happy, ah, so happy." Xiyu's tone of voice was so weird, so weird,
I sighed, "Can you please stop going on forever?"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Tell me what's wrong with you." I sighed again, "Damn it, I'll call you and ask where you go to school. What's wrong with you? Look at how you're blocking me. I'll call you and find out. You stimulated me to come."
"Nonsense, why do you keep messing with my life? You deserve it. I just block you. I feel comfortable. You can take care of me."
I was a little angry and said, "Okay, okay, you're awesome, okay."
"no."
"Then I won't disturb you anymore, I'm hanging up."
Even though he was so depressed, he said happily, "Okay, I'll thank you then. Don't bother me when you have nothing to do in the future."
I was very depressed and hung up the phone, then threw myself on the bed and said, "Damn it, I'm so angry." Then I took a deep breath, and I was really a little angry, which made Xiyu angry with me.
I went out and wanted to get a glass of water, but as soon as I went out, I happened to see Shitai and Chen Yang broadcasting live. In front of me, the two of them were kissing, and Shitai was lying in Chen Yang's arms. Here, this little bird is Yiren, this one is honest, he is no longer arrogant at all, and he no longer has the attitude of slandering his mother just now.
Chen Yang is also a bitch. He has a daughter-in-law and a daughter-in-law. He screams happily and makes me feel uncomfortable. Damn, they are very happy.
The two of them looked at me, and Chen Yang smiled and pointed at me, "Haha, look at your face, why am I so happy?"
"That's right, that's right." Master Tai said at the side, "What did you do again? You look so angry, but I'm quite happy."
I took a deep breath and smiled at my teacher, "You two have finished your matter."
The master nodded, "Well, Chen Yang promised me that he won't do it again in the future. My husband is fine."
I looked at Master Tai, "He promised you that he would never discuss the virginity issue with anyone again, never write small notes to anyone again, and never ask for their phone number."
The master was stunned for a moment, and then he broke away from Chen Yang's arms. "What do you mean?"
Chen Yang became anxious all of a sudden, got up and hugged Master Tai, "Don't listen to him, he just keeps talking, he wants us to fight."
I glanced at Chen Yang, then patted my head and said, "Oh, oh." Then I pretended to suddenly realize it, and smiled, "It's okay, it's okay, pretend I didn't say anything, keep going, you two keep going."
The master stood up and walked to my side, "Keep going on, what do you mean by what you just said?"
I spread my hands and said, "There's nothing." Then I said very innocently, "I just talked nonsense, it's okay, it's okay." Then I glanced at Chen Yang, smiled at him, and winked.
Chen Yang was also anxious. He walked up to me and pulled Shitai's arm, "Don't listen to Liu'er's fart. He is causing trouble. You are talking nonsense to him."
The master was straightforward when he arrived, stretched out his hand and grabbed Chen Yang's ear, "Don't you fucking do this to me. What's going on, what about the virgin, the note, the phone, tell me clearly."
Chen Yang stretched out his hand and grabbed Master Tai's hand. "Daughter-in-law, be gentle, be gentle. You also believe what Liu'er, the SB, said. He did it on purpose."
"Go away, I believe it." Master Tai said seriously,
Then the two started to quarrel again, and the war started again.
I watched the two of them arguing, and suddenly I felt happy. Damn it, don't hurt me again. Then I poured a glass of water, went back to the house, closed the door, and heard Chen Yang's cursing and howling. Of course, he was cursing. It’s me, and the howling sound must have been controlled by Master Tai.
I lay on the bed and smoked a cigarette, feeling quite comfortable.
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