"No, no, brothers, what are you doing? Why are you all looking at me like this?" I found that the eyes of these people looking at me were full of blood, and then I pointed at Brother Xu and said, "You said that. Chen Yang, I really can’t stand it.”
"You idiot, don't do this. I'm asking you, meal expenses. What kind of meal expenses did you mention just now?"
"Did you buy the leftovers from the fire this morning? It's enough for lunch."
"What did you do just now? Who did you call?"
I smiled and said, "I haven't done anything. What can I do, right? Brothers, don't you know me well? You can't do anything to disgrace your brothers."
"Fart, you're used to focusing on sex over friends. Take out the money left in the morning and let's take a look."
"What are you doing? Why don't we just go and have dinner together after school at noon?"
Chen Yang reached out and grabbed my arm, "Don't do this, take out the money and show us."
"You idiot, if the money is gone, I won't exchange my fortune with you today."
Then I became happy, seeing my brothers very happy. At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the teacher shouted "get out of class is over" and went out.
These people all stood up and started laughing at me,
I looked left and right, and then I saw the big lobster. Then I remembered the insidious tricks of this kid, pointed at the big lobster and cursed, "If you dare to come here, I'll boil you first."
"Hey," Brother Xia then took a step back, "What about me?" He said in a very arrogant manner, "Don't think I'm afraid of you. The power of the masses is great, not to mention that you don't have any power yourself."
"Damn it!" Then I was about to stand up, and then Brother Xu and Chen Yang held me down.
"Take out the money first and show it to my brothers."
I smiled again and said, "Wait until I finish cooking the lobster."
"No, money."
"Damn it, you don't believe me."
"kindness."
"Are you still human?"
These people didn't say anything. You looked at me, I looked at you, and they all started rubbing their fists.
At this critical moment, Brother Zhen actually came in. As soon as he came in, he saw a group of people behind us gathering together. He didn't know what they were doing, so he shouted to us, "What are you doing, Wang Yue? Huixu, Chenyang, what are you doing?"
"It's okay, it's okay." They quickly explained,
Brother Zhen smiled and said, "I'm telling you, these little bastards don't even write or hand in their homework for all subjects, right? Why are you here? Are you here to play in school? I'll tell you one last time." , if you don’t turn in your homework, I’m going to deal with you, do you hear me?”
"I heard it, I heard it." The people around quickly echoed,
At this time, when I saw that the situation was not right, I stood up immediately. Just as Brother Zhen was about to speak, he was pressed down again. Then several pairs of threatening and bloody eyes looked at me, and I smiled. , really didn’t say anything,
Brother Zhen said a few more words at the door, and then went out. As soon as Brother Zhen left, I looked at them, "They are still injured, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, brothers."
Brother Xu smiled, "I feel uncomfortable too, and I don't want to make a fuss. So let's do this. You take out a hundred yuan and put it on the table. I'll have a place to live and something to eat in the next few days, so forget it."
"Are you a human? Let me pay you a hundred. It's only over 30 in the morning."
"Who is a human being?" Chen Yang immediately became anxious. "I'm sorry to you, uncle, you didn't know what you did with your brothers' lunch money. You still ask if we are human beings."
"Whatever he can do, he must have given it to the little girl, maybe he has gone somewhere else."
"Fuck, I can't tolerate it. Even if I yelled and the wound recurred, I still have to fight him." Then Chen Yang was about to take action.
"No, no, don't make trouble, brothers." I stretched out my hand to stop Chen Yang, "I'll take care of lunch, I'll take care of it, okay."
Brother Xu glanced at me and said, "Okay, you can solve it. I won't give you a hundred."
"Give, give."
"Okay, I forgive you."
"But I have a condition."
"Fuck, you still have the nerve to negotiate terms."
"Let's cook a big pot of lobster together. If I want to cook it, I'll cook it. If I don't, you'll kill me and I'll be hungry at noon."
"Fuck, are you still a human?" The big lobster turned around and was about to run away, but was grabbed by Brother Hao. Then everyone rushed up and cooked a pot of big lobster. In such a comfortable mood, the class bell rang. By the time, everyone didn’t listen to Big Lobster’s complaints and all returned to their seats.
I sat down on my seat and wanted to sleep, waiting for school to end. As soon as I lay down, I heard someone coughing lightly next to me. I looked at Brother Xu and said, "What are you doing?"
"Money" Brother Xu then stretched out his hand, "You have to think about the consequences of not giving it."
When I heard, "Okay, you can borrow it, and I'll return it after you borrow it."
"Fart, what if you don't return it?"
"Fuck, when have I ever been stingy about money?"
Brother Xu was just about to speak when Chen Yang grabbed Brother Xu and said, "Borrow it, let's borrow it and see if he dares to pay it back."
"That's right, that's right." Then the two of them smiled and actually started writing small notes to borrow money. At that time, everyone in the class knew who usually had money and who didn't. I borrow money from those few people.
I also planned to pay back the money, so I lay down and prepared to go on a date with Xiao Xiyu after school. Let them borrow it. I lay down and fell asleep for less than 10 minutes when I felt someone pushing me. I looked up a little depressed. Looking at them both, "You two are going crazy, aren't you."
"Fuck, I can't borrow money."
"Fart, you and Wu Yue or Liu Nannan can borrow it. Damn it, people save money and can live a good life."
"I borrowed it, but I can't borrow it."
"Fart." I ignored them lazily and wanted to continue sleeping.
But as soon as I lay down, I woke up again. I looked up at them and said, "You two are sincere, right?" It turned out that the two of them looked at me with blood in their eyes. I calmed down and smiled. He smiled, "It's just lunch, what do you think?"
"Would you like to borrow it?"
"Okay, okay, can I borrow it?" Then I took out the small note, looked at it, Liu Nannan was relatively close to me, and waved her pen, "Sister Nan, one hundred, return it next week, signed Liu'er. "Then I patted the classmate in front of me "Liu Nannan", and then the notes were passed one by one.
There are three people in our class who are always rich. One is Wu Yue, whose family is very rich, and he is also very low-key, just studying. The other is Liu Nannan, a very cute little girl, who is a study committee member. I don’t know if her family has money or not. , but he is very good at living. There is also a big lobster, but he is embarrassed to ask for it because he has to eat with Xiao Ai at noon, and his money is basically as much as Xiao Ai's. If he wants money, he still has to go It’s really hard to find Xiao Ai,
Brother Xu watched me pass the note to Liu Nannan, and looked at me with disdain, "If I borrow it, you can borrow it."
I ignored her and said, "I know you well, why would I lend you money?"
"Classmate, it's not like I won't pay it back."
"I don't like you if you are talented."
Chen Yang then followed up and said, "Niao, if we don't borrow it, you can borrow it, right?"
"Nonsense." I said, "This is a credit issue with our long-term loan. You know why every time we run out of money, it's me who refuses to borrow money. Why can't I always borrow money?"
"Hey, hey, you're even boasting. You really think you're a 2-tael tomato."
I glanced at Brother Xu who was mocking me and said, "Wait and see."
"Well, well, we'll wait."
"Just, let's see if you can come up with something new."
Just as I was talking, the guy in front of me turned around and threw the note back to me. Then Chen and Yang started laughing. I ignored them and opened the note, which contained a brand new one hundred yuan bill. , it instantly slipped onto my desk. I looked at the note again and saw the two words "OK." And it was very eye-catching.
I held a brand new hundred in my hand, looked left and right, and fully despised them for a while, then took Brother Xu's hand and put the money into his hand, "Okay, let's go have lunch. , Don’t say that my brother is not particular about it. There are some things that you are not convinced of, but you just can’t do it.” Then he didn’t explain it, he just lay down and continued to sleep.
As soon as I lay down, Brother Xu pushed me, and Chen Yang also pushed me. After a few times, he pushed me up again. I looked at them and said, "What are you going to do?"
"Why don't you do it? I'm just curious about how you borrowed it and why others don't like us."
"Why are you so annoying?"
"Looking at how good you are, if I ask you, you have to get angry, right?"
"Then don't ask,"
"Fuck" Brother Xu cursed, "I really don't ask anymore." Then he grabbed the money in his hand and said, "Anyway, I can spend it with you."
I smiled and was about to lie down when Chen Yang patted me aside and said, "Brother Six, I want to know."
I was stunned, "Why are you so fake?"
"I sincerely ask for advice." Then Chen Yang held his hands together and said, "Brother Six."
I suddenly laughed and said, "Damn it, are you still a human being? Isn't it the time you wanted to hit me just now?"
"No, no, seriously, why is it so easy to borrow money every time you borrow it, but it's so hard for us to borrow money? Just let me understand, okay?"
"Okay, call me brother again."
"elder brother."
I was too lazy to go to sleep. I sat up and glanced at the teacher who was teaching on the podium. This class was a casual one, because the teacher didn’t care. She did her thing and we did ours. I looked at Chen Yang, “First of all, I What I'm saying is that you plan to repay it. If you don't plan to repay the loan, just lend it to Lin Yifei." After I finished speaking, I smiled and held out three fingers. "First, the goal must be clear. Second, the goal must be clear. , the reputation must be good, and thirdly, the customer must be able to finish.”
"What do you mean?"
"First, the goal is clear, that is, it is best to borrow money from girls, because girls love to save money and do not spend it randomly, except of course, Miss Jing and Xiao Mei."
"Fuck, you're not afraid that Sister Jing will hear you."
"Fuck, didn't you hear me? I'm teaching you, do you listen or not?"
"Second, you have to have a good reputation. No matter who you borrow from, how much you borrow, how long you will pay it back, you must say yes before borrowing, and then when the time comes, no matter whether you have money or not, even if you demolish the east wall to pay for the west wall, it will still be the same. To repay others, credibility is very important.”
"Third, every time you pay someone back, you can buy them whatever you like, snacks, cola drinks, whatever. Even if they don't want it, you have to give it to them. Moreover, this should be done at the same time when you pay back the money again. It only costs a few dollars, and leaving a good impression is far more practical than saying a few nonsense words like thank you.”
After hearing this, Chen Yang pondered for a long time, "This is your strategy for borrowing money."
"Yes."
"Okay, I have a set."
"That's a must,"
"Silly than Liu'er."
"Fuck, are you still human?"
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