I picked up the phone and said calmly, "Hey, what's wrong?"
"Brother Six, it's me"
I pretended not to know and said, "Who is it?"
"Qiao Goulu."
I smiled and said, "Hey, it's so late. What can I do?"
"There is something wrong." Qiao Goulu said embarrassedly, "I have to trouble you."
I was a little impatient. To be honest, I didn't like Qiao Goulu at all, but I couldn't just say no and hang up, so I naturally took a deep breath and asked politely, "Well , what’s wrong, just tell me, it’s okay.”
When Qiao Goulu heard this, she was really happy, "Yes, that's good. Sixth Brother, I'm sorry to bother you. I knew your situation, but you're not feeling very well now. There's still an injury on your hand. It should be..." I want you to have a good rest, but I really have no other way. I don’t know who to ask for help. I”
"Just tell me what you want to do." I interrupted her directly. "Why don't you call me? Just tell me directly. You don't have to play around with me."
Qiao Goulu paused, "But I don't know how to speak."
I smiled and said, "Speak as simply and directly as possible. The fewer words, the better. Expressing the central idea directly is the most appropriate."
"Oh, that's good." Qiao Goulu said, "Zhou Zhou is going to jump into the river."
I was stunned for a moment and thought it was a bit funny. "Jump into the river, why the hell didn't he hit the train?" After I finished cursing, I got very angry and hung up the phone.
After I hung up the phone, I felt very tired, still a little nauseous, and felt very uncomfortable, so I lay down and wanted to sleep. I had been struggling a lot in the past two days.
Chen Yang turned his head over and said, "Liu'er, Liu'er."
I glanced at him and said, "Damn calf."
"Who was it just now?"
"Don't worry about it." Then I turned around and closed my eyes. "I'm so tired and I don't feel well. I just want to sleep now and don't want to worry about anything."
"What's the matter? You're still swearing."
"I'm angry. Damn it. Anyway, I've had enough. I feel uncomfortable now and just want to sleep."
Chen Yang smiled next to me, "As for you, what should I do if you get so angry and scare this little girl?"
I was stunned for a moment, "How did you know she was a little girl?"
"It must be. At this time, it can't be Huixu. Lin Yifei, why do you think you are so angry with a girl? Give me your phone number next time and I will talk to them."
I sighed, "It's not that I'm angry, I'm really helpless. You said I've been provoking someone every day. Why do you come to me for so many things? Besides, I'm really uncomfortable now and I want to sleep."
"What's wrong? Who is it?" Chen Yang sat up and said, "If you have anything you can't say, why don't you just answer the phone?"
I glanced at Chen Yang, and then thought, "Guess who made the call just now."
Chen Yang looked at me, "How do I know? Don't you talk nonsense?"
"It's a woman."
Chen Yang then scolded, "Stop fucking nonsense, I don't know why she is a woman." As soon as Chen Yang finished speaking, he scratched his head, "That's not right, it doesn't suit your personality. It stands to reason. It's a woman, so you should show off your affection. You are so promiscuous, you can't be so angry with a woman."
"I don't want to see her."
"Hey, who is it? I just heard you say that you asked someone to hit the train. Do you still have humanity? You, you called her over. I'll comfort her."
I glanced at him, "You are the teacher's wife and she is no longer with you, right? You are awesome again, and you are not the bastard that you were when the teacher's wife was here in the afternoon."
"Fuck you, uncle, you are the grandson of a bastard."
"Silly."
"You are stupid."
Chen Yang nodded, "I won't quarrel with you" and then smiled, "But to be honest, you are quite interesting. I feel like I have to stay in the hospital by myself every night. It's boring, so you come in to accompany me. It's so cool." , I know guys are boring, but if you want to come and accompany your guys, you don’t have to come in this way, right? It’s better now. It seems that you can find a few girls to accompany your guys, that would be even better,”
"Go away," I yelled, "Qiao Goulu called me."
"She," Chen Yang immediately perked up, "I'm so stupid."
I was stunned for a moment, "I said it was her, why are you so excited?"
"Nonsense, if I were someone else, I wouldn't be excited anymore. Why do you think the school chicken is calling you at this time? Hurry up and call her over. Hurry up. Don't let her hit the train again after tonight."
"Why did you call her here?"
Chen Yang smiled enthusiastically, "Two men, one woman, a very comfortable environment that can only be seen in Japanese action movies, do you think you can do it?"
I thought for a while, "It worked before, but not now."
"Why." Chen Yang asked in confusion,
"It's very simple." I spread my hands. "The most direct question is, do you want our artist Zhou Orangutan to kill you?"
Chen Yang then slapped himself on the head, "Damn it, I forgot if you didn't tell me, how could Zhou Orangutan be on good terms with Qiao Goulu? I really can't stand it anymore. How come this big living treasure is doing these new things every day?" Yes, he actually told us that Qiao Goulu was a virgin."
"Well, do you believe it?"
"Fuck, I'd rather believe that Lin Yifei is a virgin."
I was stunned for a moment and then laughed, "Is that what you said at the time?"
Chen Yang nodded, "After he said this to us very solemnly, I told him that Lin Yifei is also a virgin. Do you know? What do you think the big boy said about this?"
"I didn't know." I glanced at Chen Yang, "That's nonsense."
Chen Yang smiled and said, "He nodded and said he knew. I asked him who told him, but he didn't tell me dead or alive. He said he couldn't betray his friends. I said this was not called betrayal, but he didn't tell me either. I was very curious. Who can be so eloquent that he can even think of these words with me?"
I looked at Chen Yang and smiled, "You know who told him?"
"I don't know."
"I said so."
Then Chen Yang burst into laughter, and I followed Chen Yang and laughed for a while,
Chen Yang interrupted me, "Liu'er, Qiao Goulu called you just now. What do you want to do? Let's talk serious first."
"Damn it," I cursed, "I get a headache just thinking about them two. Qiao Goulu told me that Zhou Orangutan is going to jump into the river."
"True or false."
"Then who knows." I sighed. "Even if he wants to jump into the river, what do you mean by telling me? It's not because I drank too much and was hospitalized, so he is going to jump into the river. Do you think so?"
Chen Yang nodded, "Yes, that's right. I found that Zhou Orangutan has done more things every day than anyone else, and even more than the rest of us."
I said "Yes" "Too stupid, he always gets into trouble, but when he does, he always has to torment me. He and Qiao Goulu skipped school, and I had to look for them to rent a house. I had to take care of whatever they did. I have become Zhou Guofa." I thought for a while, "No, I am more Zhou Guofa than Zhou Guofa, and I have become his guardian. I feel so uncomfortable now that I still have time to care about their bad things."
Chen Yang lit up and found a cigarette. "You said, he won't really want to jump."
I didn't even think about it and said, "Whether you want to dance or not, I won't go anyway. It will make me miserable. Even if he crashes into a train or blows up a plane, it won't matter to me."
"I guess Qiao Goulu can't tell lies to tease us. She definitely wouldn't dare. Everyone knows your current physical condition. She must have had no choice before calling you. Plus Zhou Orangutan's character, These are really not accurate.”
"Love is certain."
"I don't care about him."
"What do you think would happen if he really jumped?"
After listening to Chen Yang's words, I felt a little confused and patted my head, "Damn it, you can't really dance."
"To be honest, I don't think so."
I thought for a while, "Originally I thought he wouldn't be able to jump, but what you said just now makes me a little depressed."
"Damn it." Chen Yang sat up gently, "Then according to this statement, he doesn't really want to jump."
When I heard this, I felt that something was wrong, and then I patted my head, "I've always felt uncomfortable, and I didn't want to talk about these things. As soon as you said it, I remembered that Zhou Orangutan's nature, don't really jump." "
"Hurry up and call Qiao Goulu. Don't jump out and cause further trouble."
"I feel so fucking uncomfortable. I have to go to you, I don't care." Then I turned around again,
"Then do whatever you want, you didn't call me anyway." Chen Yang also lay down, "Poor Zhou orangutan, I don't know if orangutans can swim, but it seems that animals with four legs can swim. Just drown him. Hey, he is a very good young man. You said he is so simple and a real person. Every day he screams like brother Xiaoliu, brother Xiaoliu, following you like a follower, and he gives it to you again. Smoking, doing this and that, oh, how pitiful." Chen Yang's tone was very strange, it seemed that he was talking to himself, but in fact, even a fool would understand that he was just talking to me,
"You old man, you idiot, Chen Yang." After saying that, I sat up, took out the phone, and cursed into the phone, "Zhou Orangutan, you idiot, I curse your ancestors 18 Damn, oh, it makes me so uncomfortable, I’m going to fuck him.” After I finished speaking, I picked up the phone and called Qiao Goulu, and the phone rang immediately, “Brother Six, Brother Six.” Qiao Goulu's urgent voice came,
I was stunned for a moment and felt a little bad. "Where are you now?"
"We are on the riverside in the suburbs. Zhou Zhou doesn't let me get close to him. He says that if I take another step forward, he will jump off."
I sighed, "Why did you catch him, or stimulate him in some way? He's going to jump off the building."
"I didn't mean it." Then Qiao Goulu said, "What should I do, Brother Six, help me quickly. I know I was wrong. Don't let anything happen to him. What if he really jumps?" .”
"Damn it, you are just comparing things. You two are competing against each other, one next to the other. You are so angry." Then I said, "Wait for me there, don't get close to him, and comfort him." Comfort him and don't let him really jump." After saying that, I hung up the phone.
I hung up the phone and Chen Yang looked at me, "What's going on?"
As I got down to the ground and put on my clothes gently, I cursed, "The stupid Bi Qiao Gou Lu who cares about his uncle may have irritated Zhou Orangutan again, or he can't jump into the river."
When Chen Yang heard this, "It's so serious, I really jumped."
"I guess it's true this time."
"Why are you so angry?"
I glanced at Chen Yang, "It's past 10 o'clock. I don't feel well anywhere in my body now. My eyelids are fighting. I just want to have a good rest and sleep. But now not only can't I sleep, it's still so cold outside. I still have to go find them, tell me, if it were you, would you be angry?"
Chen Yang smiled and said, "You deserve it. Okay, don't complain. But I still can't figure it out. He can't really dance, right?"
"What do you think?" I followed, "I won't talk to you anymore. I'll go out now and see what they want."
"Are you okay?"
"Is there anything I can't do?"
Chen Yang glanced at me, "Your hands, combined with your physical condition, are fine."
I nodded, "That's no big deal."
"I'll go with you."
"Pull you down, I can do it myself. Just lie down and don't cause anything else to happen. I will feel even more uneasy." After saying that, I turned my head to look at Chen Yang and smiled at him. He got off the ground, casually put on a coat and put on his shoes, "I'm going out, I'll be back later, you can take good care of yourself here."
"Well, be serious. If you can't handle it yourself, remember to call."
"I'm fucking Zhou Orangutan's father. If I can't handle it, there will be nothing left to handle."
"If it's really his father, he really can't handle it." Chen Yang continued,
I turned around and glanced at Chen Yang at the door, "Go away." Then I opened the door.
After I left the hospital, I suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing. I shivered and felt a little depressed. It was so cold. I said to myself, "This orangutan, can't you jump into the river on a warmer day?" Even if you jump, you can't find a time to jump at noon. The temperature is so low now. Even if you can swim, you will freeze to death. How can you jump into the river in this season? I'm really convinced." I cursed and did it smoothly. hailed a taxi,
Then I got in the car and said, "Master, go to the suburbs."
"Where in the suburbs?"
"It's by the river. Just stop by the river for me when you get there."
The driver was stunned for a moment and turned to look at me, "Young man, why are you going there so late?"
"Of course something happened."
"No, we won't go there."
I was a little helpless, "Why don't you go there? It's not like I won't pay you."
"It's too quiet over there at night, and social security has been bad recently. We won't go there because it's too remote."
I glanced at the master and said, "That's not it. Do you think I look like a bad person?" After saying that, I took out the cigarette with a smile and handed one to the master. "Here, master, have a cigarette."
The driver smiled and said, "The bad guy doesn't have the word bad written all over his face anymore." Then he reached out and took my cigarette, and I lit it for him again.
"Young man, how did you get your hands like this?"
"I touched it accidentally."
"Oh, that's it." The driver took a puff of cigarette and said with a smile, "Then what did you touch it with?"
"I just touched it accidentally."
"You can end up like this if you're not careful."
I was really depressed, and the driver was too impatient, so I said directly, "Master, please drive quickly, life is at stake."
When the driver heard what I said, he looked at me warily, "I can't go. Young man, please change the car. I have to get off work. It's time to go home to spend time with my wife and children." As he spoke, he slapped my butt. cigarette,
"Don't be like this, master. I'm going back after the delivery is over."
The driver shook his head vigorously, "I really can't go, I can't go, kid."
I was a little angry, "Would you like to go there? You're not the only one taking a taxi." Then I got out of his car.
Then I got into another taxi next to the hospital, and it turned out that the driver was just like this one. He just didn’t go there, and it was useless no matter what I said. This time, the taxi was also happy, and he didn’t smoke well, so he didn’t want anything. Not going,
I was kicked out of the car again and changed to another car, but still refused to go.
Finally, when I got into this car with an extremely depressed mood, the driver asked for fifty yuan. Normally it would be a little more than ten yuan, because it is a suburb, but it was more expensive at night because no one went there. It was up to him to go, 50 was not less, so I reduced the price by half the sky, and finally reduced it to 40. When I was about to continue cutting, the driver turned around and was about to leave, which clearly meant that I would not go. Anyway, now You can't find anyone else to go to,
Then I gritted my teeth and cursed fiercely, "You idiot, you idiot, you idiot." After I finished cursing, I shivered, and then I shouted to the master, "Master, let's drive."
The master was also very happy. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he rushed towards the suburbs. He also chatted with me along the way, saying that he wanted forty, which was a small amount, and so on. He said that I was a child and he didn't want to accept me, and so on. , I still have to cooperate with him, he’s so damn vicious,
I have to say that it was still a long way to the suburbs. When we arrived at the small river in the suburbs, the driver stopped the car. I got out of the car and paid. Then I looked around. It was so damn desolate. There was no one there. It was quite dark. And it was quite cold, so I started wandering around the river. After wandering for a while, I didn’t see anyone.
Then I took out the phone and just as I was about to make a call, Qiao Goulu called me. I picked up the phone and said, "Hey, where are you?"
"Brother Six, I see you, keep walking forward now."
"Why didn't I see you?"
"You walk forward 50 meters and you will see me when you go around the big rock in front of you. Please move more slowly and don't talk when you come over. Zhou Zhou is very excited now."
"Yeah, okay." I sighed, and then walked forward. It was quite dark. I took a look at the small river. It was not particularly turbid or dirty, but it was not clean either. I heard that it was clear a long time ago. The bottom line is that when Brother Xu and the others were young, people often took baths and washed clothes here. But now it’s no longer possible. It’s far worse. The only people here are fishing.
I walked around the big rock and vaguely saw a person wearing a skirt, and his arms were still exposed. I was stunned for a moment, wearing a skirt in this weather, it turned out to be Qiao Goulu, amazing enough, this skirt is so coquettish. Then she wore slippers, which were good enough. She had bare feet and disheveled hair. I took a quick look and saw that it was really scary. Moreover, looking at her dress, I felt a little cold, and then I shivered myself. ,
My head hurt a little, I shook my head vigorously,
I walked up to her and asked, "Where is the orangutan?"
Qiao Goulu smiled sheepishly, "Sixth brother, I'm sorry, I have to call you here like this. I really can't help it."
"Where's the orangutan?" I repeated.
Qiao Goulu looked at me, then pointed to the other side of the river,
This river is not very wide, only 5 meters. I looked around the river and found a very serious problem. Although the river is only 4 or 5 meters, it is really difficult to cross. There is no bridge. I always thought that Zhou Orangutan It's on this side of the river, so when I got here, I kept looking in front of us, but I didn't see Zhou Orangutan, and I never looked to the other side. As a result, Qiao Gou showed his finger, and I saw it.
This made me depressed, and also made me a little surprised, "How did he get there?"
Qiao Goulu shook her head, "I don't know. He was running in front, and I was chasing him. Later, he got into a taxi, and I followed him and took a taxi. Then I was thrown away by him. Later, I I took a taxi and circled around the city, and called him again. After calling for a long time, I finally found out that he was here, and then I ran over. As soon as I ran over, I looked for him for a long time, and then When I saw him, he said he wanted to jump into the river, but no matter how hard I tried to persuade him, it was of no use."
"Because of what?"
Qiao Goulu looked at me and said, "It's actually quite complicated."
"Then you can make it simple and clear, and express the central idea in one sentence, can't you?"
Qiao Goulu thought for a while, "This sentence is really unclear. The main reason is that there are some misunderstandings in it."
"What misunderstanding."
Qiao Goulu shook her head, "Brother Six, let's do some serious business first. We'll talk about this later." After she finished speaking, I saw her shiver, and then she hugged her hands together and moved back and forth. I could see that she was quite cold. ,
I wrapped myself up quite tightly. Although I didn't want to see her, I still politely asked her, "Are you cold? You're wearing so much."
Qiao Goulu hugged her arms and said, "It's cold, it's so cold. I can't stand it anymore."
"If you wear more clothes, wouldn't it be cold?" I thought for a while and said,
"Let's look at Zhou Zhou first. Brother Six, what should we do? Don't really jump."
I sighed, feeling a little helpless. Even though I disliked Qiao Goulu very much, but in this case, I still took off my coat and handed it to her, "Put it on," without turning around to look. she,
Qiao Goulu took the clothes herself and did not shirk them.
I gave my coat to Qiao Goulu, and suddenly I realized that it was so cold at night. Then I looked across the way and saw Zhou Orangutan. I was sitting by the river. I could vaguely see a figure, still in the moonlight. Under the color, I can't see anything else. I just observe the body shape, which looks like him.
I sighed, thought for a while, and shouted "Zhou Orangutan."
"Brother Six, your voice is too soft, he can't hear you."
I was stunned for a moment, glanced at Qiao Goulu, and then I started shouting loudly, "Zhou Orangutan, Zhou Orangutan, I am Wang Yue, did you hear me?"
I shouted for a long time, and the person opposite finally stood up. I saw Zhou Orangutan patted his butt and shouted to me, "Brother Xiaoliu, why are you here? It's so late. Isn't your health bad?" Are you comfortable?"
When I heard this, I thought, you know, I'm not feeling well, but I definitely can't say, "I just heard that you were in a bad mood, so I came to see you. Why are you running there?"
"Brother Xiaoliu, it's better for you. I will never trust women again. I only want you as brothers. I don't want to fall in love or have sex with anyone anymore."
As soon as I heard this, I suddenly understood a lot. I turned around and glanced at Qiao Goulu, "What did you do? You can't express the central idea in one sentence, right? I think I understand."
Qiao Goulu smiled sheepishly and said nothing.
But now is not the time to blame her or ask her what happened, because the orangutan seems to be only one step away from the river. What if it really jumps?
I sighed and shouted to Zhou Orangutan, "Well, well, it must be our fault. Then why are you running over there? Come here quickly and let's play."
"Brother Xiaoliu, I don't want to go, and I don't want to live anymore."
"Why."
"I'm not going anywhere."
"Fuck you, I'm already like this and I haven't even said anything is wrong with me. What the hell are you talking about?"
"My wife betrayed me."
When I heard Zhou Orangutan say this, I thought for a moment, "Nonsense, it would be abnormal not to betray you." But I couldn't say this directly. What I said was, "Well, what's going on? Come over and let's talk about it. There's a bit of a misunderstanding now." .”
"I'm not going over, brother Xiaoliu, goodbye."
"Zhou Orangutan, please give me some face. Stop jumping and come here. I'm not feeling well too. Come with me first."
"I'm not leaving, brother Xiao Liu, goodbye."
"Be good, good orangutan, and be obedient."
"I'm not going, Brother Xiaoliu, goodbye forever." After saying that, he took a step forward.
I was stunned for a moment, and then I cursed at Zhou Orangutan, "I'm fucking treating you uncle, Zhou Orangutan, I don't want to give you any face. I'm so uncomfortable at night and I came to find you. Come here now." , It’s okay, or I’ll find a big lobster to trick you to death.”
After listening to my words, Orangutan Zhou hesitated for a while, and then said firmly, "I won't go, brother Xiaoliu, we will be brothers in the next life." Then Orangutan Zhou was about to jump into the river,
[PS: There are five updates today, and there will be more in the afternoon and evening. This chapter is 6,000 words long, and it is worth two chapters.]
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