Brother Xu held a cigarette in his mouth, leaned against the wall outside the toilet, and took two puffs: "Damn it, do you think we still have the exam?"
"I don't want to take the exam."
"Me too."
"Aren't you talking nonsense? No one wants to take the exam. The question is, if we don't take the exam, how can we ask for leave from Brother Zhen? It's obvious that Brother Zhen wants us to take the exam and we are not allowed to not take the exam."
"What should I do?"
"I have a way." At this time, Zhou Orangutan spoke,
A few of us looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "What can you do?"
Zhou Orangutan smiled and touched his head. "I'll go to my dad and ask my dad to go to the principal to solve the problem. We won't have to take the exam." After Zhou Orangutan finished speaking, he started to laugh, as if this method was really good. Same,
You and I looked at each other, and then we continued chatting, as if Zhou Orangutan didn't exist. Zhou Orangutan laughed for a while, feeling that no one was cooperating, so he reached out and touched his head, and then said While he started to listen to us very honestly,
Brother Ze sighed, "I won't take the exam anyway. I can't bear the blow to my spirit."
When we heard Brother Ze say "haha", we all started laughing,
Because Brother Ze has done something very awesome, during our midterm exam, we contacted several classmates from the experimental class, and they promised to send us answers on their mobile phones, but the answers they sent could only have choices and some Just fill in the blanks. It happened to be strict on the day of the exam, so I only sent multiple choice questions.
The proctoring of the exam is strict, and it is difficult to hand out the answers, but it is also difficult to copy them. I always have to worry about the teacher. In addition, my psychological quality is not very good, so I may not dare to copy.
If the answer is in English, it will be even more troublesome, because it is really difficult to send more than 70 letters and read them on the small screen of the mobile phone.
But we still copied carefully and slowly, starting from the front, finishing from the front, copying from the back, and finally looking at the middle to see if we should copy. We only wrote multiple-choice questions and nothing else. So at the end of the exam, we basically got all the multiple-choice questions in each subject, which was very impressive, but everything else was blank. Even a fool would understand.
When the exam was over, Brother Zhen called us to the office and asked us to stand aside. Then he reached out and pulled Brother Ze in front of him. He kicked Brother Ze up and kicked him. Then Brother Ze was stunned for a moment, and then Brother Zhen went up and kicked him again. Brother Ze was confused this time,
We are all ready to be kicked one by one, but we all subconsciously want to walk back. You push me, I push you, trying to push people forward.
Who would have known that after Brother Zhen kicked Brother Ze, he looked back at us and said, "Why are you guys moving back?"
We didn't say anything, we just smiled sheepishly,
Then Brother Zhen waved to us, "Come here, come here, don't step back, I didn't say anything about you cheating, come here, come here."
At this time, all of us were stunned, looked at each other again, and then walked to Brother Zhen.
After we all arrived, Brother Zhen pointed at Brother Ze, "Do you know why I beat you today?"
Brother Ze shook his head aggrievedly, "I don't know, Brother Zhen."
Then Brother Zhen reached out and took out Brother Ze's English paper, slapped it on the table and said, "See for yourself."
Brother Ze went up to take a look, and we also took a look. Brother Ze only scored more than 20 points.
After Brother Ze finished reading, he looked at Brother Zhen and said, "Teacher, I got less points in the exam, right?"
Brother Zhen glanced at Brother Ze, "You all copied the answer, right?"
"No, we wrote it ourselves."
Then Brother Zhen went up and kicked Brother Ze, "Did you copy the answer?"
"It's not true, we wrote it ourselves."
Brother Zhen kicked Brother Ze again. After kicking him, he turned to look at me, "Wang Yue."
"It's an answer, teacher. When I give it to him, it will definitely be an accurate answer."
Brother Zhen was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Brother Ze, "Did you hear that? Pretend, pretend."
"Teacher, but I only have 20 points. I didn't copy it. I didn't copy it."
When Brother Zhen heard this, he kicked Brother Ze again, "That's why I hit you because of this problem."
After listening to what Brother Zhen said, we were all confused. What do you mean?
When he was depressed, Brother Zhen continued, "You are such an adult and such a big man, but your brain is really so hard to use."
"No, Brother Zhen."
Brother Zhen slapped Brother Ze on the head again. "Come here and take a look." Then he dragged Brother Ze to the edge of the paper. "You are too lazy to use your brain when cheating, right?"
"Teacher, I didn't cheat."
"They said no. The first 10 multiple-choice questions are the same as theirs. Why did the latter ones change?"
"I don't know."
Brother Zhen turned his head and glanced at me,
When I saw Brother Zhen's attitude, I felt a little depressed, "You want me to say it again,"
Brother Zhen thought for a while, then said to Huixu, "Say."
Brother Xu glanced at Brother Zhen, and then said calmly, "I must have copied it wrong."
When Brother Ze heard this, he glared at Brother Xu,
Then Brother Zhen kicked Brother Ze again and continued, "Do you think you have a bad mind? You are too lazy to use your brain no matter how you cheat. Please copy carefully and carefully. Can you make mistakes?"
Brother Ze shook his head, "Teacher, I didn't copy. If I did, would I be able to get this score? I don't know how to copy carefully and carefully."
Brother Zhen kicked Brother Ze again, then turned to look at Brother Xu,
Brother Xu looked at Brother Zhen and said, "It's me again."
Brother Zhen thought for a moment, then pointed at Chen Yang, "Say."
Chen Yang said very calmly, "There is an invigilator during the exam, and the psychological quality is not very good when copying, so it is easy to make mistakes or copy from bad lines. I also copied from bad lines at first, but then I read it again. I looked carefully and corrected myself, and I almost got caught. The examination was really strict this time."
After Brother Zhen finished listening, he kicked Brother Ze again and said, "Did you hear that?"
Brother Ze glared at Lao Chenyang,
You made us all want to laugh but didn’t dare to laugh. Brother Zhen won’t report you. Why did you admit it? You admitted it long ago and you didn’t need to be kicked. Who knew you were still so insistent? Do you think you were in school? As for the Political and Education Department, you were smoking in a fight and you refused to admit it. Who knows, Brother Ze is really ambitious. If there were just a few of us, no matter what we did, and Brother Zhen called us, we would all be called upon at once, so we would be beaten less often. , stop pretending that everyone understands something. Brother Zhen is not an outsider, so it would be good if he admitted it. Who knows, Brother Ze can’t think about it like this,
After Brother Ze listened to Chen Yang's words, he looked at Brother Zhen and shook his head firmly, "I really don't understand."
Brother Zhen glanced at Brother Ze and kicked him again, "Just pretend to be as hard as you can, Xue Weize." Then Brother Zhen stood up and patted Brother Ze on the head. "This is to teach you not to do anything in the future." Cheating." Then another slap, "This time I'm teaching you to be honest with me if you make mistakes in the future, just like your brothers." After saying that, he turned back and glanced at us, and then slapped us again, "This time is Educate you to use your brain when doing things in the future,"
Brother Ze took several steps back, then held his head and looked at Brother Zhen with aggrieved eyes. His expression was determined and made us laugh.
Brother Zhen walked up to Brother Ze and said to Brother Ze, "The last problem is the most serious. If you don't write like this, it's really hard for me to judge whether you cheated." After Brother Zhen finished speaking, he said to Brother Ze. He kicked his feet twice, then took Brother Ze's arm, reached the edge of the test paper, and pointed at the paper, "What's going on with you?" After finishing speaking, Brother Zhen patted Brother Ze's head again, "Tell me something." , you have taken so many English test papers. Have you ever seen English test questions with multiple choices? In the last few spaces, you write two letters, either AB or BCD. There are also people who write BDD. When did English answers have answers like this?" After Brother Zhen finished speaking, he kicked Brother Ze, then turned to look at Chen Yang,
Chen Yang just wanted to ask someone else to answer.
Brother Ze said, "Brother Zhen, I know."
When Brother Zhen heard this, he turned around and smiled at Brother Ze, "Hey, I got it, I remembered it."
Brother Ze nodded, "Teacher, when I copied, I made a mistake, and then I couldn't count. There were too many multiple-choice questions in English. I copied them to the end, and there were 5 or 6 more choices." , I don’t know how I copied it. As a result, during the exam, the teacher was very strict in checking and kept staring at me. I didn’t dare to continue copying again. In the end, I just wrote the 5 or 6 multiple-choice questions. When I got to the end, which was already written, I was a little confused and didn’t think about English and didn’t have many choices.”
After Brother Zhen finished listening, he kicked Brother Ze again,
Brother Ze was kicked to the side, and then he looked at Brother Zhen aggrievedly, "I've confessed, why are you still kicking me?"
Brother Zhen pointed at Brother Ze, "How come I have a student as stupid as you? You make me so angry. This has nothing to do with whether you are honest or not, it's just angry."
"Then I won't confess in vain." Brother Ze said it subconsciously,
Then Brother Zhen went up and kicked him again,
A few of us couldn't hold it back and started laughing. We couldn't help it anymore. Brother Ze's big body, his small voice when he spoke, and his aggrieved expression made us so funny that we couldn't hold on anymore. We started to laugh. laugh,
Then Brother Zhen turned around and kicked me, and then I dodged immediately. Before I could kick Brother Xu and the others, they started running away. We all dodged at once, but Brother Zhen didn't even kick me. kicking,
At this point, Brother Zhen turned around and walked to Brother Ze, "You don't know how to hide, right?"
Brother Ze said "Ah", obviously not understanding what it meant.
Then Brother Zhen pointed at Brother Ze’s paper, “It’s really embarrassing to me” and then kicked Brother Ze in the direction of him.
Now Brother Ze really knew how to hide, so he hid resolutely, but he didn't look at the things next to him when he was hiding. He was also very large and had great inertia, and he could easily kick away a dustpan and a piece of garbage. The tube was overturned, and another stool bumped into it. There was a stool full of homework that had just been collected.
Brother Zhen was really angry.
As soon as we saw that the situation was not good, we all ran away.
I don’t know the rest of the things, and Brother Ze won’t say anything. Anyway, he didn’t show up all morning that morning. From now on, for a month, Brother Ze will go to the office to clean up every day.
He also told us that it was voluntary. Everyone in the class understood it, but no one dared to contradict him because he was very angry and everyone could see it.
In addition to the big lobster,
Big Lobster stood up and corrected Brother Ze, and then laughed wildly, making the whole class laugh.
The result is also very calm,
So, from then on, there were only two people cleaning the house every day.
Brother Ze told Brother Zhen that the big lobster was voluntary, and Brother Zhen also praised the big lobster.
The big lobster can only nod,
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