"You're talking nonsense, why would a woman call you?"
"Isn't that a normal thing?"
"Tell me quickly and don't make Mrs. Ka angry."
I glanced at Xiyu and said, "This is normal, and there is nothing special about it."
Xiyu smiled, "I know, that's why I asked you, you must be in trouble."
"Actually, we have a special relationship and asked me to have an affair at night."
"Go away." Xiyu punched me. "It's you who wants to date me. Let me see."
I smiled and said, "You already know this, so I won't say anything."
"Liuliu, you're starting to get poor again, tell me quickly."
I stretched, then took a deep breath,
Just as I was about to speak, the door of our class opened. I turned my head and saw Zhou Golu holding Qiao Goulu's hand. The two of them were talking and laughing, as if nothing happened, and walked to the seat behind me. , the two sat there, hugged each other again, and started kissing,
I looked at the two of them a little depressed, and I was really convinced, but I couldn't say it. I continued to turn my head over and patted my table. "What a fucking awesome comparison. What a fucking awesome comparison."
Xiyu hugged my arm and said, "You are so awesome. What else can you do?"
I shook my head, "It's so fucking awesome, it's so fucking awesome" and started pounding the table again.
Zhou Orangutan must have seen me slamming the table, and then he got down from his seat, walked to my side, put his arm around my neck and said, "Brother Xiaoliu."
I turned around and said, "Brother Orangutan."
Zhou orangutan was stunned for a moment, "What, what did you call me?"
"Brother Gorilla."
"How could you call me that? What's wrong with you?"
I sighed, "Brother Orangutan, really, I have always thought that in this world, if Lin Yifei pats himself on the back and says he is the second in the world, then no one would dare to say that he is the first in the world. But since we met From now on, as I get to know you more and more deeply, I find that if Lin Yifei dares to say that he is the second in the world again, you can straighten your back and tell him that you are the first in the world."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "No."
I thought for a moment, then nodded seriously, "Really."
Zhou Orangutan spread his hands and said, "Thank you, Brother Xiao Liu, for showing me your love."
I was a little depressed, and then I patted the table again, "That's so fucking awesome. It's so fucking awesome."
"Brother Xiaoliu, what did you say?"
"Can you really pretend that nothing happened just now?"
Zhou Orangutan thought for a moment, "What just happened."
"You keep pretending to me, right?"
After Zhou Orangang heard this, he thought for a moment, "Oh, that's it. It's okay, Brother Xiaoliu, it's not the first time you've seen it anyway. My wife and I are used to it, haven't you gotten used to it yet? If it were someone else, I You really have to get used to it, but it’s you, so I don’t think it’s okay. After you closed the door, my wife started to move on, and one of us follows the other, right?”
I was completely speechless by what Zhou Orangutan said,
Xiyu looked at Zhou Orangutan again, unable to say a word.
Zhou orangutan looked at both of us and said nothing, then touched his head, spread his hands, and muttered, "What's the matter? It's incomprehensible." After finishing speaking, he turned around and shouted to Qiao Goulu, "Daughter-in-law, my wife!" Wife." Then he walked back with a smile.
After I watched Zhou Orangutan leave, I was silent for a while, then sighed and shook my head,
When Xiyu was on the side, he patted the table and said, "That's amazing, that's amazing."
I saw her movements and couldn't help but laugh "haha".
Xiyu glanced at me, "Why are you laughing?"
"Where are you taking pictures of what table?"
"I just feel that Zhou Orangutan is too powerful. If the same thing happened to me, I would definitely feel like dying. How embarrassing."
"No shame, no shame."
"Go away, you bastard, I tell you, you will never even think about it in this life."
"Grass."
"Be civilized, mom. Your ears won't hurt anymore, right?"
I glanced at Xiyu, and then thought, "Forget it, good men don't fight with women."
Xiyu snorted and continued, "Tell me, what does that woman who called you just now want to do?"
"You must listen."
Xiyu nodded, "And I don't want to talk to you now, and I don't have the heart to fight with you. Class is about to start, so just tell me directly."
When I heard Xi Yu say this, I looked at Zhou Orangutan who was sitting on Qi Hao's seat and shook his head, "About Qi Hao."
"Isn't it a woman who made the call?"
"Well, the little fat man's friend."
"What is she going to do?"
"I want to ask me why Qi Hao did this."
After Xiyu listened, he thought for a moment, "You haven't contacted Qi Hao yet, right?"
I said "Yes" and nodded, "I originally thought I would deal with this matter after I come back for the New Year, but depending on the situation, it won't work."
"Then what do you mean?"
I spread my hands and smiled, "It's very simple. I'm going to find Qi Hao. Since he hasn't contacted us, I'll go find him. He must have a reason to treat the little fat guy like this. The little fat guy is now my sister. And she is hospitalized now. Her health is something she has endured on her own. I must deal with this matter quickly, or, little fat man, don't let anything big happen to her."
Xiyu sighed, "Hey, how pitiful. She was such a lively and cheerful girl before."
I smiled, "It's quite pitiful, but I'm just a little curious. What do you think? I feel uncomfortable for a few days, but isn't the contrast a bit too great? Is this threshold really hard to pass?"
After hearing what I said, Xiyu thought for a moment, "I can understand her."
I gave her a look of disdain, "You don't understand."
Xiyu nodded, "If you dare to do this to me, then I will commit suicide."
When I heard "You're scaring me."
Xiyu looked at me and said seriously, "Look into my eyes, do you think I'm joking with you again?"
I looked at Xiyu's eyes and pondered for a long time, "If I look into your eyes, it will trigger my desire. Does that count?"
"You are poor. I won't agree with you this time. I'm telling you, you bastard, I'm not kidding you."
I smiled and said, "I know you won't."
"I will." Then Xiyu punched me, "Why are you so scared? Do you really want to try it?"
I quickly shook my head, "No, no, you're overthinking, I wouldn't do that."
Xiyu nodded, "Well, no matter what the reason is, it's not allowed."
"oh."
Then Xiyu smiled again, "Unless I don't want to do it."
When I heard this, I said, "Oh my god, why is this so unfair?"
"It's just unfair. You are called a man and I am a woman."
"I don't care."
"If you don't care, men must act like men."
I thought for a while, "You can only kick me, won't I feel uncomfortable?"
"You can just toss around for a few days and you'll be fine. I don't understand you yet." Xiyu smiled, then patted me on the shoulder, "But don't worry, I won't mention breaking up. If one day , if I really say break up, that means I really can’t live any longer. I’m not someone who likes to break up, but I will only say break up to one person once.”
I shook my head helplessly,
"Why are you shaking your head?"
"The relationship is so stable now. To be more precise, according to what you said, the relationship hasn't been confirmed yet, so you have already thought about breaking up."
Xiyu smiled and nodded, then patted me on the head, "Let me tell you, I am a hot commodity. You should cherish it. If you keep treating me badly, then I will really not be with you. I said However, that is true, but I will not say it easily, you bastard, just remember it. The most important point is that I am the only one who kicks you. You have to remember it, I heard you. without."
I glanced at Xiyu and ignored her,
Xiyu sighed and clapped his hands, "Do you have to ask me to use force to make you be honest?"
"You can pull me down. With your little arms and legs, I'll knock you down with just one hand, and I'll take care of you."
"Then come." After Xiyu finished speaking, he puffed up his chest.
When I saw her like this, I looked around, and before I could make a move, Xiyu reached out and hugged her breasts, "You bastard, what do you want to do?"
I looked at her a little depressed, "You can guess what I want to do."
"Be more honest with me."
"I'm letting you go, but you really think you can beat me."
Xiyu said "Yes" and then looked at me, "Either we fight."
I looked at Xi Yu, thought about it, and then shook my head, "Okay, you can exploit my weakness, I'll let you."
"You fight, aren't you awesome?"
"Fuck, do you know what kind of people I, Wang Yue, despise the most in my life?"
Xiyu smiled, "I really don't know."
"I, Wang Yue, the most despised person in my life is a man who hits a woman. No matter what the reason is, I will never hit a woman or not scold a woman. You know, that's why you dare to do this. You want to If you're a man, I'll cut your head off until you fart."
When Xiyu heard this, "What did you say?"
"I told you to peel off the seeds in your head and fart."
"Wang Ba Liu" Then Xi Yu started to take action again. The two of us were tossing and fussing in our seats for a while. When class was about to begin, Brother Xu and the others came back, and Xi Yu got up and said, "I'm back to class, what about you?" Son, you have thought about how to deal with it. When you are done thinking about it, call me first to let me know. Do you hear me?"
"Yeah, okay, got it, bye."
"Bye, Liuliu." After Xiyu finished speaking, he waved to Brother Xu and the others, "Bye, everyone."
"Bye bye, wife." Brother Xu and the others said in unison,
"I'm going to fuck you, uncle."
"Silly than Liu'er."
After another round of fussing, the school bell rang.
quite comfortable,
When I first started class, I wasn't sleeping yet. Brother Xu pushed me "Liu'er"
I turned around and said, "What are you telling Xiyu about? She asked you to tell him first."
When I heard Brother Xu ask this, I rubbed my head, "I'm going to find Qi Hao about the matter between the little fat man and Qi Hao."
When Brother Xu heard this, "You look for him."
I nodded, "The little fat guy is in the hospital. I have to go find Qi Hao and figure out all these things. Anyway, his home is not as far away from here as ours. It's only a few hours' bus ride away. I remember his past." Said."
"But how do you find him?"
"I don't know yet, but I must find him."
"It's so serious, how can you find it?"
"I don't know yet, please help me think of a way."
"But you haven't said why it's serious."
"Yeah." Then I told Brother Xu everything about the little fat man.
After Brother Xu finished listening, he looked at me and was silent for a while, "Liu'er, I have an idea."
"What's wrong?" Then I suddenly became energetic,
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