How old is Chen Ran this year? He is not of legal age. How can he get married? Moreover, he wants to get married so early.
I was a little confused and uncomfortable. I calculated hard for a long time. She was only 18 years old at most. How could she get married so early?
I opened the car window, took out a cigarette, lit it, and started smoking.
The phone rings,
I picked up and said "Hi"
"Shabi Liuer, where are you? You are alive."
"Nonsense, I live a better life than you."
"Well, just stay alive. Should you go to Chenyang's place or go back to Yuedian at night?"
"No matter what, I have to go back to Yuedian to deliver the car to my sister-in-law."
"Oh, that's what you mean. I'll wait for you then. Come over quickly. Let's go back to Chenyang together and see how those kids are doing these two days."
"Yeah, okay, you wait for me."
"What about Qi Hao, are you done?"
"Even Zhou Orangutan has done it, let alone Qi Hao."
"What's the meaning."
"It's boring. Don't mention these people. I have a headache."
"Then hurry up, Silly."
"Fuck you, uncle, you are an idiot."
I hung up the phone, smiled, put out the cigarette, and didn't think too much about it. If you get married, just get married. It has nothing to do with me. Then I went to Yuedian.
I parked the car and walked in. I saw Mowan in a cheongsam and a pair of high-heeled shoes underneath. She was really sexy.
I was stunned for a moment, "Holy shit, sister-in-law, what are you doing?"
Mowan smiled and said, "Does it look good?"
"Beautiful, so beautiful." After saying that, I threw the key to Mo Wan.
"Nonsense, it doesn't matter who the wife is, of course she is beautiful."
Only then did I see Brother Xu and Lin Yifei next to Mowan.
"That man next to you is the one who is a bit embarrassed by you."
Mo Wan smiled and said, "I think so too."
"I care about your uncle, you are so stupid. I know I can't say anything nice."
"I'm telling the truth, you stupid idiot."
Fei Ge smiled and said, "I know you are jealous, we understand."
I glanced at him and said, "Tell me what you have that deserves my jealousy."
"You understand."
"Fuck you, idiot."
Brother Xu smiled and came to my side thoughtfully, hugged my neck and said, "Let's go."
"Yeah." Then I patted myself on the head, "That's right, Brother Fei."
"What's wrong."
"Chen Ran, do you know such a person?"
Fei Ge nodded, "I know, it's the one who runs the supermarket."
"Well, she's getting married the day after tomorrow. Let's all go there the day after tomorrow."
Fei Ge said "Oh" "I'm not familiar with him,"
"Isn't it okay for you to be familiar with me? She must be very grateful to you."
After hearing this, Brother Fei smiled and said, "Okay, let's go there together the day after tomorrow."
"Yes, you can bring your family members."
Brother Xu also smiled, "Then I'll call you Cheng Xue."
"Scream, go back and tell Silly Bi Chenyang and the others."
"Gone."
"Let's go, silly Bifei, don't forget it the day after tomorrow."
"Okay, okay."
Brother Xu and I walked out of Yuedian and took a taxi.
In the car, Brother Xu lit a cigarette and said, "How old is Chen Ran? Why is he getting married?"
"Who knows, people may be willing."
"Haha, that's right. Brother Zhuzhu seems to be honest. You don't even want to know that he must be a good man."
"Yes, compared to you, Lin Yifei is a good man."
"I'm insulting you, silly uncle, are you insulting me?"
"No, I was complimenting you."
"Fuck you, uncle."
The two of us were bickering while walking to Chen Yang's house. When we got downstairs from their house, we got out of the car and happened to see a few acquaintances.
The person on the other side obviously saw the two of us and stopped and refused to leave.
Brother Xu and I walked to the door of Chenyang's unit with a smile. I reached out and patted Li Xiao's arm, "It's so late. If you don't go home, what are you doing here?"
Li Xiao spread his hands and said, "It's an emergency, I'll be here."
Next to Li Xiao were the two big sports students and the brothers. I have forgotten their names, but at least we had a fight together. We still greeted each other warmly. Then Brother Xu took out the cigarette and handed it to him. give them,
I took a puff of cigarette and looked at Li Xiao, "What's wrong?"
Li Xiao shook his head, "Let's go upstairs first and then talk."
"Well, okay,"
"Are Chenyang and the others upstairs?"
I nodded, "Here he is."
"You are not together."
I smiled, "Brother Xu and I went out and just came back today. It's a coincidence that you came. If you had come yesterday, we wouldn't be here yet."
"Oh, that's it." Li Xiao also smiled, "It seems quite a coincidence."
"What nonsense?"
Li Xiao put his arm around my shoulders and said, "Let's go, Sixth Brother, let's go up and talk."
"Let's go." We chatted and laughed and followed the pair of brothers upstairs. I looked at the two brothers and they looked really alike. They must be twins. They were like two black versions of Qi Hao. ,
Thinking of Qi Hao, I thought about the little fat man again. I don’t know how the two of them are doing now, whether they are fighting in bed, but the little fat man likes Brother Hao very much, and everyone can tell that Brother Hao also loves the little fat man. Everyone also understands,
Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Brother Xu scolding, "Silly Biliuer, open the door."
"Fuck you uncle." I took out the key and opened the door.
Then there are the two sullen faces of Chen Yang and Xiao Chao. There is a Japanese action romance movie on the TV, and there is also a very professional voice of Jiao Chuang.
"Holy shit, Chen Yang, why have you fallen to the level of Xiao Chao?"
"Fuck you, silly Bixu."
"That's right, I really can't understand how it has degenerated into this."
Chen Yang smiled, "Isn't there nothing to do?" Then Chen Yang also stood up and looked at Li Xiao and the others, "Hey, you are here too, sit down, sit down."
Li Xiao chatted a few more words with the pair of sports student brothers, and then these people all sat around.
Xiao Chao stood up and turned off the TV, then went to the kitchen, and then brought out a box of wine, two chickens, peanuts and other food. There were actually two cold dishes, which was so rich. I just had a full stomach, and now I'm hungry again,
I looked at him and said, "Damn it, your little life is quite nourishing while we are away." After saying that, I opened a bottle of beer.
Chen Yang smiled and said, "It has nothing to do with me. Xiaochao bought it for us to drink at night. Who knew you would come back?"
Brother Xu glanced at Xiao Chao: "Why did you buy this?"
Xiao Chao patted her chest very proudly and said, "I'm in love."
I was drinking, but when I heard what Xiao Chao said, I couldn't help but spit out the wine in my mouth and said, "What did you say?"
The vomiting was very thorough and simple this time. Xiao Chao happened to be sitting opposite me. With this sip of wine, I spit on half of his face and all over his body.
All I saw was that he stretched out his hand and slapped his face, then threw his hand, patted his clothes, and then looked up at me, "I'm going to fuck you, Liu'er."
"No, no, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it."
"Fuck you." Then Xiao Chao rushed towards me. There was a burst of laughter around us, and the two of us were tossing around.
After struggling for a while, Xiao Chao got up, went to the side, took off his clothes, ran in again, washed his face,
After he came out, he sat across from me again and took a deep breath, "What an idiot."
I smiled, then rubbed my legs, "As for you, I didn't mean it."
Brother Xu followed up by saying, "What do you mean you're in love?"
Xiao Chao then had a proud look on his face, "That is to say, I have taken care of Xiao Mei."
"Damn it, it's true or false."
"Nonsense, of course it's true. Why am I lying to you? All this hard work is really not in vain."
"She agreed to date you."
Xiao Chao nodded, "Well, my sincerity touched her after all."
"Did Xiaomei drink too much or be stimulated by something?" I said casually,
Brother Xu said next to him, "You are looking for a thousand-year-old virgin to fight with you again."
Only then did I react and quickly smiled, "It's okay, it's okay."
Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished saying this, Xiao Chao became silent.
Chen Yang was also stunned, "Why don't you speak?"
Xiao Chao looked up at me, then pointed at me, "You stupid idiot, you're still alive."
"Fuck you, what happened to me? I just said it casually."
Xiao Chao thought for a while and then moved the chicken, peanuts, cold dishes and other things to his side. "Don't eat these, drink them. I'll put them away. I'll ask them clearly tomorrow and then decide." Do you want everyone to eat together?"
Brother Xu looked at Xiao Chao and said, "What do you mean?"
Xiao Chao touched his head, "Xiao Mei did drink too much today, and she confessed to a senior high school boy and was rejected, so she asked me to go out with her. I was very happy at first, but it turned out that I was stupider than Liu just now. As soon as my son said that, I immediately became unhappy. I don't want to work for a long time in vain and people won't admit it."
As soon as I heard this, I laughed, "Haha, you stupid idiot, you are so happy for me. When you are so happy, when you go back to work tomorrow, you will scream "my wife, my wife," and people will not know what is going on. You must not be embarrassed to death. Ah, haha, it made me laugh so hard."
"I'm fooling you, uncle, you idiot, you're so mad at me." Then Xiao Chao rushed towards me again,
The two of us started to struggle again. None of the people next to us were trying to stop each other. The reason was very simple. I watched Xiao Chao fight with me, and then Brother Xu, Chen Yang, and Li Xiao and the two sports students were already there. I ate that portion of chicken, drank wine, ate peanuts, and picked up cold dishes with chopsticks. It was so comfortable to eat.
I punched Xiao Chao on the arm and said, "You idiot, they've all finished their food."
"Fuck you, it's all your fault. You drank too much and got stimulated."
"Get out of here, sir. It's none of my business. I just said it casually."
"If you can't say something nice if you just say it casually, fuck you."
"Ouch, it hurts me so much."
Xiao Chao and I were having another hard time, and Brother Xu and the others were laughing, chatting, and eating chicken drumsticks.
After struggling for a while, I lay down on the ground. I was really tired. I lay down on the other side and took a deep breath.
I sat up slowly, then leaned on the sofa, and glanced at him, "Stupid." Then I picked up the wine and took a few sips.
Chen Yang and the others smiled and didn't say anything. Everyone had already gotten used to it. The brothers started drinking and chatting together.
When the wine is over,
Li Xiao coughed and said, "Brother Xu, let me tell you something."
[PS: I need tickets, PK tickets, it will break out on Monday,,]
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