I have always longed for, even expected, a car to drive over quickly. Then when I was about to turn around, I suddenly saw this broken police car in the sunset. I followed the car down the road and rushed up to shine on the car in the sunset. Then he cursed a few words, "Whose car is this? Why is it parked like this? There is a parking space and it is parked like this. It is really unqualified, uneducated, inhumane, no brains, no wife, no."
I feel happy just thinking about it, but what makes me even more surprised is that after such a long time, I haven’t found a single car. There are indeed a lot of cars entering the community, but I don’t know if I really don’t live here, or if I want to Take a long way around and spend more gas.
I rubbed my head a little depressed and waited for another 10 minutes. There were 3 or 4 cars, all of which were very similar. They all went far away and did not turn towards the sunset at all. In fact, they were definitely invisible when they entered the door. The sunset car will only be seen after turning a corner. Once they see it, they have only two options, either bump into it or go back.
I squatted at the corner, waiting for the unlucky kid to take a shortcut, and then turned around.
Of those two methods, under normal circumstances everyone would choose the latter. Unless Lin Yifei, who had drunk too much, came and there was Hui Xu in the car, then he might have crashed into it. The prerequisite was that he didn't know what was going on. The famous unreasonable sunset car,
A gust of cool wind blew by, and I shivered. To be honest, it was really a bit cold. I looked around again and found that there was really no car coming. When I was a little depressed and wanted to give up, a car came. The car drove towards me with its lights flashing.
I felt happy all of a sudden, thinking to myself, it’s finally here. Then I smiled, squatted down again, took out my cigarette, and looked at the passing vehicles.
It was a Honda car. It drove to the edge, made a graceful turn, followed by a sudden brake, and then the car stopped. After stopping, the driver's door opened, and a middle-aged man wearing glasses got out. Man, this man turned several corners towards Fei Ge’s bandana and Sunset’s police car, then stretched out his foot to kick Sunset’s wheels, then adjusted his glasses and said, “What the hell is this?” Who is parking like this? Isn't there something wrong?" Then he looked around and said, "It's not appropriate to honk the horn in this community. Does this person have a driver's license and is he qualified enough to park like this?"
"Nonsense, of course you have no quality." I thought about it and said,
After he finished speaking, he started spinning around again. I could tell that he was quite angry.
I took a puff of cigarette, smiled, didn't say anything, just looked at him quietly,
At this time, the passenger door opened and a woman got out of the car. After getting off the car, the woman ran a few steps and ran to the side of the man. She hugged his arm and said, "Why did I answer the phone? You I just went around here, I’ve been here so many times, I always tell you to go around that way, why don’t you listen this time.”
The man pointed out, "This way is close, but it's not impossible to get through, so I came over. I've always been curious, why do you always ask me to go around that way? That way is far away. I saw you talking on the phone just now. I just passed by here. Who knew there was a car parked here? I didn’t park properly and other cars couldn’t pass. Why are you so unqualified?”
The woman sighed, "I don't know what's so close here. I've lived here for so many years."
"Then is it wrong for me to leave?"
"I've lived here for 5 or 6 years. I don't know better than you. It's okay now. You don't want to get close. Every time I ask you to go around that way. This time I just answer the phone. , why did you come around here? Today, this car is really parked here. Sometimes the car owner is going out and there is no car parked here, so you can pass by, but this is a curve. It’s too troublesome and has to be returned, and few people come to try their luck to see if the car owner is around.”
The man got angry and pointed, "Then what's going on with this car? I'm asking you, is there anyone who parks like this? Who is the owner of this car? This community belongs to them."
The woman sighed, "It turns out that there was just a car parked like this. There was a bastard living in this unit. It had been parked like this for many years. Someone started to take care of that bastard. His father finally disciplined that bastard. It's just that no matter how you discipline that bastard, that bastard will find a way to reflect it on you. Let's avoid this trouble. It's not just a day or two. In fact, I always thought there was only one bastard here. It was only when I came here today that I found out that there was another hengzhong in this unit. It was just that this new hengzhi was even more horizontal. He tilted the car to the side of that hengzhi, and that hengzhong couldn't even reverse the car. This guy is smarter and has more cars than the other one. Look at the make of the car, it's from the government."
"Where did you get so many gangsters in your community? It was a police car. This time it's a government car."
"I'm confused too." The woman patted her head. "You said that all the bandits now have become soldiers. Let them face each other. I just want to see who is more violent. That's not bad. , it’s nice to watch the excitement. If nothing happens, I really want to watch here for a while. These two will be together for a while, who is more powerful."
After listening to what this woman said, I couldn't help but laugh "haha".
The woman and the man then turned to look at me,
I stretched out my hand towards them and said, "You continue, you continue."
"Young man, what are you doing?" the woman asked,
I smiled and pointed at Brother Fei's plane, "I'm not the new bastard you mentioned. I'm just like you, a person who has gone astray. There's nothing I can do about parking the car there, and I couldn't pass, and I didn't want to fall back, so I simply leaned behind his car so that he couldn't move. It was good, I am a quality and educated person, not the same as the bastard you mentioned."
When the woman heard this, she smiled and said, "Young man, that's great. It really relieved me. I blocked him." After saying that, she pointed at the police car in the setting sun. "Let's see if he dares to hit the government car."
I felt depressed in my heart, "What nonsense, of course I dare to hit the sunset." But I just didn't say this out loud.
The man walked up to me, reached out and took out a cigarette, and handed it to me, "Young man, good job. Come on, come on, smoke."
I stood up, smiled, took the cigarette, and lit it again,
Then the woman came over and said, "Let's go quickly, my parents are still waiting at home."
The man nodded, and then looked hard at the police car. "Young man, that's great. There's no place to stay at night. I'll arrange for you to just drive against his car and not leave. Let's see how he drives tomorrow."
I nodded, "Brother, don't worry, I have my own place to live, so I will support him. We are not used to his bad habits, and we will not let him reverse the car."
"That's right, that's right." The man patted my shoulder, "Good job."
"Well, as soon as I finished speaking, my phone rang.
I didn't have too many conversations with them. I watched the woman get out of the car on this cold day and give instructions to the man. The man opened the window and backed up little by little at night. Want to laugh,
I picked up the phone and said, "Baby."
"You bastard, why did you go there? There's no trace of you after so long."
"I'm downstairs at your house."
"Then why don't you call me."
"I am worried about the car watching the sunset."
When Xiyu heard this, "Why are you so worried when you look at his car?"
"He blocked the road."
"He keeps parking like this. Our family has told him countless times, but it doesn't work."
"Why."
"He said he was a Roadhog."
"Hey, I'm convinced."
"Liuliu, I'll come down right away, please wait for me."
"Yeah, okay, baby."
Not long after, Xiyu came down wearing a white down jacket, NIKE running shoes, and jeans. When he came to my side, Xiyu reached out and hugged me, "Liu Liu."
I smiled and said, "Baby, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"You have money, I'm too embarrassed to ask for it from my family."
I slapped her head and said, "You can eat whatever you want, I have the money."
When Xiyu heard this, "Where did you get the money?"
"You guessed it." I said with a smile, "I will do my best for my wife to eat, drink and be happy."
"Pull me down. Where did you get the money? How much do you have?"
"200, guess where I got it from,"
Xiyu hugged my arm, looked up at the sky, and smiled, "I know."
I was stunned for a moment, "How did you know it so quickly?"
Xiyu stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "Liuliu, did you refund the train ticket?"
I suddenly stopped talking,
Xiyu waited for a while, saw that I didn't speak, and then pushed me, "Why don't you speak?"
I laughed and said, "Haha, baby, let's go, there are two hundred more."
"What do you mean? What do you mean?" I said nothing, pulling Xiyu to leave.
After walking two steps, Xiyu pulled me and said, "Don't you have a car? Why are you in such a hurry?"
"Haha, two hundred more, let's go." I pulled Xiyu into the car, and then started to reverse the car very depressed.
After struggling for a while, he fell out and then ran all the way to the train station.
On the way, Xiyu, while the co-pilot was playing with himself, said to me, "Liuliu, why are you going to the train station?"
I turned around and said, "Daughter-in-law, you are so smart. We have more money."
"What do you mean?"
"The money I have on me now is from Lin Yifei, not from refunding the ticket at the train station. What you said just reminded me that I still have the ticket in hand. Wife, tell me why you are so talented."
"Go away, who is your wife? Don't be my old wife. My wife is called so kindly."
I was stunned for a moment, then turned around and looked at Xiyu, "What did you say?"
Xiyu didn't even look at me, he just smiled happily, then shook his little head, and started laughing,
I looked at her and smiled, so I stopped talking to her, and I stopped looking at her. As I drove, I also started laughing.
We both smiled at each other,
Sure enough, as soon as I started laughing, Xiyu stopped laughing.
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