After drinking for a while, my stomach started to hurt again, and I didn’t know why. After drinking for a while, the pain stopped.
Xiao Xiyu kept covering me with her hands when I had a stomachache. Seriously, Xiao Xiyu was really considerate. No one but her knew about my uncomfortable condition. Obviously, I didn’t want it to happen. People say that I drink to be more effective,
I am a person who loves face very much, and what I like to do most is to make someone look fat.
During the drinking process, the two brothers were noisy together and ignored each other. The atmosphere was very comfortable. Sometimes they were teasing Cheng Xue, sometimes they were teasing Zhao Qianya, or Xiao Xiyu. All the women were the targets of everyone's teasing.
A few of us were having a good time drinking,
My phone rang,
I put down the wine glass, turned to look at Xiao Xiyu who was beside me, put my arms around her neck, and then kissed her cheek,
"I hate it." Xiyu hit me and said, "Hurry up and answer the phone."
"Hate."
"Do you hate it?"
"You're so annoying."
Those people started to imitate what Xi Yu said in a weird way, saying everything.
Xiyu smiled, stretched out his hand and started to hit the people around him.
In fact, when I held the phone, I didn’t want to answer it because it was a call from someone who often made me very depressed.
But I thought, since I just came back, nothing can really happen to me.
After much deliberation, he answered the phone and said, "Hello, Brother Orangutan."
"Brother Xiaoliu," Zhou Orangutan called over the phone,
As soon as I heard his voice, I became depressed and said, "Tell me, what's wrong with you?"
"Brother Xiaoliu, save me."
"What can I save you from?"
"Brother Xiaoliu, you have to help me."
"What's wrong with you?"
"Brother Xiao Liu, something happened to me."
As soon as I heard "What's going on?"
"Brother Xiao Liu, I, I."
"What are you."
"I was caught."
When I heard this, I was stunned for a moment, "You were arrested, what did you do?"
"The one you taught me."
"Fart, what did I teach you?"
Zhou Orangutan said aggrievedly, "Obviously you taught me this, but now you have to take responsibility."
"Go away, I'm dead."
"No, no, brother Xiaoliu, you must not ignore death without saving me."
I sighed, "Tell me, what new trick did you come up with again?"
"Brother Xiaoliu." Zhou Orangutan called out, but he didn't speak for a long time.
"You are talking, why are you standing there so blankly?"
"Brother Xiaoliu." Zhou Orangutan continued to shout,
"Fuck you uncle, I'm dead."
"No, no, brother Xiaoliu, I just don't know how to speak, so don't hang up."
"If you don't know how to speak, just wait until you know how to speak and call me when you do." Then I was about to hang up.
"No, Brother Xiaoliu" Zhou Orangutan became anxious at once, "Listen to me."
"I can't listen." Then I hung up the phone.
"I was caught by the police for soliciting prostitution." Zhou orangutan's instructor said it happily this time,
After listening to Zhou Orangutan's words, I didn't respond. "What did you say?"
"I was caught."
"The first few words."
"police."
"Those words at the front."
"Whoring."
"The first word."
"Zhou Orangutan." Zhou Orangutan said very cutely,
"Isn't that three words? It's not one word."
"Brother Xiaoliu, I'm not kidding you, please stop teasing me."
I was really depressed. "You put those words together and say them again."
"Zhou orangutan was caught by the police for soliciting prostitution."
"real."
"real."
"Then where are you now."
"Police station, the police asked me to call my parents and give my name. I didn't say anything. I wanted to make a call first."
"Then if you don't call Zhou Guofa or Shen Ping, why are you calling me?"
"I'd be embarrassed if I called them."
I looked at Brother Xu and the others, and then said to them, "You drink first."
"Fuck you uncle, why are you asking for it?"
"It's okay, it's okay." After that, I stood up and returned to my house. I walked into the house very depressed. Xiao Xiyu followed me in, and she closed the door smoothly. "Liu Liu, what's the matter?" Already."
I turned my head and said to her, "Wait a minute, let me solve this matter first." Then I said to Zhou Orangutan, "You can give Shen Ping or Zhou Guofa a call and it will be settled."
"I can't let them know."
"What should I do?"
"I was still underage. They asked me what my name was and where I was from, but I didn't say anything."
"Why don't you tell me."
"I just said my name was Zhou Xingxing and nothing else."
"Haha." When I heard this, I laughed, "Why don't you say your name is Zhou Taiyang."
"I'm used to listening to orangutans. Brother Xiaoliu, please stop laughing. You have to save me."
"Brother, do you want me to break into the police station? How can I save you?"
"You must have a way to save me, Brother Xiaoliu."
I sighed, "How did you get caught?"
"I have been holding back for several days during the Chinese New Year. I originally wanted to go see my wife today. She went back to her hometown and told her mother that she would come back today. Who knew she wouldn't come back today? I was so angry that I wanted to do it again. So I will listen to you”
"Gungun, stop fucking and listen to me."
"The problem is that I really listened to you."
"Go away, I'm dead."
"Don't, don't, Brother Xiaoliu, I thought about it myself, I thought about it myself."
"continue."
"I listen to you, oh, no, it was my own idea. I wanted to go to the toilet. This time I didn't go to those big places. I went to the shampoo room over the train station."
"Why are you going to the shampoo room over there?"
"I want to go to the sexual health clinic over there and buy some tools."
"Idiot," I yelled, "You're crazy."
"Later, after I finished shopping, when I passed by a hair washing room, I heard a woman calling me handsome guy, saying handsome guy, come on, come on, let's get a massage."
"continue."
"I wanted a massage. I understood right away. The woman was wearing such revealing clothes and she was quite young. I immediately became anxious. I was anxious. I didn't want to go to the place you told me to get a massage."
"I'm dead."
"No, no, it's a place I often go to."
"continue."
"Then I went and asked her how much it was. She said 188 per time, and also talked about many packages. She also told me about a series of things like Ice and Fire. She said it very well. I used to go to the place you told me about. , Oh, no, I have never experienced anything like this where I grew up. I happened to think that she looked good and she was still young, so I asked how much it cost for a night, and she said 588 for a night, whatever you want, you can do whatever you want. .”
I sighed, "You are at the police station, so you can make phone calls so conveniently."
"No, I often go out and don't know why. I haven't come back yet. Don't I have time to ask you for help?"
"Then keep talking."
"Let me tell you, I always thought that the tools I bought were quite powerful. Who knew, she had more work there, and I felt that her work was really good. I was told that she was so lavish, so I stayed with her. I followed her into her small hair salon. When I thought about it, I could sit wherever I wanted, and the quality of the goods here wasn’t that bad, so I simply followed her in. Only after I entered did I realize that such a small shop, inside It's so big, and there are often men and women coming in and out, and this woman is just one of them."
"Then what."
"Then I followed her into a small, dark room with only a small bed. She handed me the tools and told me how to use them."
"What tools did he give you?"
"I don't have time to tell you now."
"Aren't you talking to me too?"
"What nonsense? Of course I'm not talking nonsense to you. It was you who asked, so I told you. You support me, but I am different from them in nature."
"Why."
"Because I suddenly had a stomachache, I got dressed and went outside to use the toilet."
"Then."
"Then I heard some noise in the yard that started to ring loudly. It seemed like it was calling the police. Then I heard someone running or something."
"Then you didn't run away."
"No, I was taking a shit, so how could I run away?"
"Fuck, you won't run away when you poop."
"I haven't realized what's going on yet."
"Then how did you get caught?"
"I was taking a poop, and then I heard various noises and knew it was a mess outside. Then I finished pooping and picked up my pants and came out."
"Then how did I catch you?"
"After I came out, I saw a person, and I asked him, brother, why is it so chaotic."
"The man asked me what I was here for."
"I just told you what you can do here."
"The man asked me if you had done it."
"What did I say?"
I sighed, "If you haven't run away or hidden yourself, why are you going out to ask people?"
"That's right, I regret it too. As I was talking, two people came over wearing police uniforms and started reporting the situation to him. They were followed by several couples, men and women, all of whom were very naked, but they didn't book a room with me. That woman must have run away, and I immediately realized that the person I was looking for must be a plainclothes guy, and he must be a junior official."
"What happens next?"
"Then the plainclothes guy grabbed me by the collar, and then said to the person next to him, "Xiyang, Xiao Chen'er, take this back too." I reacted immediately, and I quickly explained. Said, I came to use the toilet."
"Wait, wait."
"Wait what?"
"Who were you talking about just now?"
"I said I reacted quickly. I didn't say I was a prostitute, and I wasn't a fool. Although I was very scared, I insisted that I was going to the toilet."
"What I asked was not this, but before."
"I said I wasn't visiting prostitutes, I was just going to the toilet."
"Fuck you, uncle." I scolded him, "That plainclothes guy"
"Yes, that plainclothes man is an official."
"Fuck you, uncle, don't interrupt me."
"I'm anxious, Brother Xiaoliu, why didn't I interrupt you?"
"I'm dead."
"No, no, Brother Xiao Liu, I listen to you."
I took a deep breath, "The plainclothes guy you just mentioned asked two people to take you away when they arrested you, right?"
"yes."
"What are the names of those two people?"
"How do I know the names of those two people?"
"You idiot orangutan, I'm going to fuck you, uncle, you stinking idiot, are you challenging my endurance?" I cursed in a broken voice, "I'm going to fuck you, uncle. You even mentioned the names of those two people just now. Now, How come I forgot."
Zhou Orangutan was silent for a while, "Oh, I think I said, one is called Yang, and the other is called Chen'er."
"Is it the sunset?"
"What's wrong with my brother?"
I turned around and looked at Xiyu, "It's okay, it's okay, just leave it alone."
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