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【754】Viagra

I was stunned for a moment, "What did you say?"

"There is a thief in our class again."

Brother Xu glanced at Xiaomei and said, "What do you mean?"

Xiaomei looked at us, "Today, our classmate came back from physical education class. Our class lost a mobile phone and a wallet. There are more than a thousand in the wallet."

"Damn it, who brings that much money to work?"

Xiao Mei glanced in front of her, "Of course he is the eldest son of our class."

Brother Xu smiled and said, "Why did you lose it?"

"I left my phone to charge in class, and then when I came back, it was gone."

"Then why do you call it a thief again?"

"I've lost things before, but it was only a few dozen yuan, and no one said anything. If I lost it, I just lost it. Today, the loss was more serious. It was a wallet and a mobile phone."

"Oh" I touched my head, "I lost my phone, where's the charger?"

"The charger is still there."

I sighed,

"What's wrong?" Xiaomei asked,

I smiled and said, "This thief is really stupid. Since he stole everything, he didn't steal the charger as well."

"That's right, you still have to spend money to buy it." Brother Xu said with a smile, "It's really mindless."

Xiaomei hit me "son of a bitch."

I covered my arm and said, "Why are you scolding me?"

"Scolding you is an understatement, but I still want to hit you."

"It's none of my business, I didn't steal it."

"That's right, if you catch such a person, your hand should be cut off."

"That's right, kick your legs again."

"Yes, I'm chopping my butt off."

"Well, let's fry the chicken again."

"Haha." Xiaomei laughed at us, "Can you guys stop being so funny?"

I looked at Xiaomei and said, "Do you know who did this?"

Xiaomei shook her head, "Who knows this? It's just that everyone has suspicions, but you don't have any evidence, and you can't say it casually, right?"

I thought for a while, "That's right, so what's going on with this matter?"

"What's going on? It's just bad luck."

"That's it."

"What should I do?"

"Anyway, if you lose something, you have to go find the head teacher."

"The school doesn't allow you to bring mobile phones, but he still dares to find Xiao Ming."

"That's right, Xiao Ming's damn master would be much better off if he were replaced by Brother Zhen."

"Uh-huh."

"You are too dissatisfied with Xiao Ming. In other words, you are too nostalgic for Brother Zhen, because Brother Zhen was known to be partial to you guys during his tenure."

"Okay, okay, stop talking."

Just as we were talking about this, our head teacher came in,

Brother Xu glanced at the door, "Xiao Ming is here, be quiet."

"Yeah." We all arrived at our seats, and Xiaomei also sat back.

Xiao Ming stood on the podium and adjusted his glasses. "Everyone, be quiet. Be quiet. It will take a few minutes of your time."

Then everyone below looked up at Xiao Ming,

Xiao Ming was silent for a while, and then said, "Some disharmonious things happened in our class today. I believe many students have heard about it." Then Xiao Ming said, "The atmosphere of our class has always been very upright. It is very sad that something like this happened." It’s unpleasant.”

Xiao Ming held out a finger. "But no matter what, since it is lost, it is a fact. We have to find a way to deal with these things. I am here to announce a few requirements."

, the whole class must strictly abide by it.”

Xiao Ming looked at the people below, and then said, "First point, students in the class must take good care of their own finances, such as taking breaks between classes, finishing school at noon, finishing school in the evening, taking physical education classes, and computer classes. When you are in school, when there is no one in the class, you must bring all your valuables with you, especially things like cash and mobile phones. The school clearly stipulates that it is forbidden to bring mobile phones and MP3 players. You are still so disobedient. , now that I have lost it, I am happy. In short, any valuables must be carried with you. Some students bring so much money to school. You must know that you are still a student and you must have a good position for yourself. When you go to school, It’s about learning, not about comparing ourselves to each other, and being clear about everything.”

Xiao Ming sighed and continued, "Second point, our class is a collective. We are all destined to study together. After graduation, you will know that this is a great asset. We should be close as a family and do not engage in internal affairs." Collectively, don’t form any small gangs. More importantly, don’t allow anyone to follow suit. Don’t let anyone say that they think so-and-so is the person who steals things, and then talk nonsense around, and then others will also say who is so-and-so. Who is talking about this matter? , no one will feel comfortable, so everyone must take into account the feelings of their classmates, and they are absolutely not allowed to talk about these things without any evidence. If it is just based on his grades, discipline, character, style, etc. If you suspect that the other party is a thief, then it is unfair to him. After all, poor discipline and improper style are just personal character issues. Theft is a personality issue. If you don't have conclusive evidence of catching the other party or if you are caught on the spot, you can't do it. I put a "thief" spell on someone's head out of thin air. I would like to emphasize again that if anyone dares to take the lead in saying that so and so is a thief, I will definitely deal with it seriously. If you catch him, let's talk about it."

It's very quiet down there. Everyone is listening to Xiao Ming to see if he has anything new to say. He is also an old teacher. According to what he said, he has been in the education industry for more than 20 years, so he must have encountered such things frequently.

Xiao Ming took a sip of water. "In addition, if anyone has any ideas, or hears or sees something, you can send me a text message. Everyone knows my mobile phone number. You can find an unfamiliar number and send it to me. I will use my phone number." As a teacher, I guarantee my professional ethics and will not leak any of your identity information."

As soon as I heard what he said, I subconsciously sighed and said casually, "Then his guarantee is too unreliable and insincere. Who dares to make it?"

"Haha." Zhou orangutan laughed immediately, and then pushed me hard, "Brother Xiaoliu, please don't tease me, okay?"

In fact, it was nothing. Zhou Orangutan could just laugh, but it was not clear why he laughed so loudly.

Therefore, after Xiao Ming talked about his professional ethics, Zhou Orangutan burst out laughing. In fact, everyone knew that Zhou Orangutan wanted to laugh quietly, but he still couldn't control it.

So, Xiao Ming got angry and actually reached for the English teacher’s textbook on the desk and threw it towards the orangutan.

With my quick eyesight and quick hands, I dodged it immediately, then touched my heart and said, "Oh my God, this is so mysterious."

"Zhou Zhou, stand up for me and get the hell behind me."

Zhou Orangutan covered his mouth, then stood up, looked at me pitifully, then turned his head and went to stand in the back.

"Let me ask you, is what I said ridiculous?"

"No, no."

"It's not why you're laughing."

"Teacher, that's not what I meant, and I didn't laugh at that either."

Xiao Ming pointed at Zhou Orangutan and said, "We will settle the score later."

Zhou Orangutan sighed, "How do you want me to explain it?"

"You can say you laugh at Wang Yue." Xiao Ming said, pointing at me.

Zhou Orangutan raised his head and looked at Xiao Ming, "Do you believe it?"

Xiao Ming glanced at the orangutan and said, "What do you think?"

"Then I still won't explain."

"Haha." Then everyone in the class laughed,

Xiao Ming took a deep breath on the podium. He must have been very angry with Zhou Orang. I watched him take a deep breath without saying anything. I was very happy. He had already gone to class anyway. You can take more time in class. We can finish class early. I guess many people in the class have the same idea as me. Xiao Ming calmed down on the podium for several minutes before continuing to say, "In other words, if any classmate picks up something lost, please do it as soon as possible." Give it to others, don't joke with them, they are very anxious."

Xiao Ming smiled and said, "Someone just told me that a certain classmate in our class has picked up something. But if he is too embarrassed to take it out now, you can put the lost object back to the owner when there is no one in the class." , that’s okay, and then the matter will be over, and no one will pursue it in the future. We are a family and we must care for each other. If anyone sees their belongings, the teacher believes that this classmate will be able to send the things back."

After Xiao Ming finished saying these words, he looked at us, everyone looked at each other,

After looking at each other for a few minutes, Xiao Ming shouted to us, "Have you all remembered what I just said, emphasized, and requested?"

"Remember."

"Louder."

"Remember." The whole class's voice was loud.

Xiao Ming smiled and said, "Okay, let's continue with class. Wang Yue, go and pick up the English book for the English teacher. Zhou Zhou comes to my office after class."

"Okay" I stood up and gave Xiao Ming the English book and put it back on the podium.

The English teacher came in, looked at his watch, and said simply, "Free review." Everyone was happy.

Zhou orangutan went to the office after class, and everyone knew that he must have been beaten again, because when he came back, there were still marks of Xiao Ming's shoes on his trouser legs.

The direct result of this incident was that Zhou Orangutan lost half of the cigarettes he promised me, and he could not appeal.

In fact, I am always confused. I am confused to the end, but I don’t have any results from being confused.

To put it bluntly,

i always want to

We are using our youth to dig a grave for ourselves,

No one knows when they will finally move in, and no one thinks about it.

I shook my head and looked at Qiao Goulu, who was cuddling next to Zhou Orangutan. I knew even without asking, that the answer I told Zhou Orangutan was approved.

After Xiao Ming finished talking about this matter, everyone thought they would ignore each other for a while.

Who would have known that just two days later, another mobile phone was lost in the class. This time it was even more exaggerated. The gangster was more daring and actually attacked during class.

Lei Zi put his cell phone in the hole in the table, and then went to the toilet to smoke. When he came back, his cell phone was gone. Moreover, there were so many students in the class, and none of them could be seen. His deskmate had been sleeping on his stomach. ,

The mobile phone is just gone,

Since Lei Zi had a relatively good relationship with us, and seeing that Lei Zi was quite depressed, we privately launched a whole-class search of the table hole, which meant everyone took out their belongings and the table hole was opened. Everyone checked one by one, the first three rows, and the last three classes. It took a whole self-study class, and the result of the check was very calm, there was no hair at all.

For a while, the issue of this class thief really became popular.

After the Lei Zi incident, everyone paid a lot of attention. For a while, no one had any good ideas. They just never put valuables in the table hall and always carried them with them. Zhou Orangutan even lost his thousand yuan. I carry most of my razors with me, and it’s quite a sight.

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