"You don't know who the Film Saint and the Book Fairy are." Brother Xu asked in surprise, "That shouldn't be the case. I feel like you should know anyway."
"Why do I have to know." I sighed and continued, "You don't know."
Brother Xu spread his hands and said, "I don't know. We all thought you knew. You are full of pornographic thoughts."
"that is."
"Fuck you, that's better than just fantasizing about sex all day long. If you say that to me, I won't do it. Anyway, I don't really want to see it. Whoever wants to go can go."
Xiao Chao looked at me and said, "Damn it, are you looking for death?"
"What's going on?"
Chen Yang rubbed his fists and said, "Liu'er, this is what the brothers want. Do you think there is any room for negotiation?"
Brother Xu also laughed, "That's right, I know you are not a big lobster, nor do you have the courage of a big lobster."
I looked at these guys who were eyeing me eagerly and felt a little depressed, "Okay, why don't I go? The problem is that we don't know who is the Book Fairy and who is the Movie Saint. How can we find them?"
"It's okay. The book fairy is in the liberal arts class, and the film saint is in the science class. Just go and ask and it will be fine."
"Idiot, there are so many people, how can you ask?"
"Ask someone to ask. As for how to ask, it must be your business."
"Then you go find the Book Fairy."
"Well, it's hard to find a book fairy. I'm going to find a book fairy. The film saint will teach you. Let's quickly implement this matter tomorrow morning and try to get some new CDs back in the evening."
"You just have to make sure that they will definitely lend you money, or they will definitely admit it."
Brother Xu looked at me, "If we give you money, they can stop doing it."
"That's right." Chen Yang followed, "Let's give them money and let them help rent it out. They are all from the same school, so they shouldn't be so unhelpful."
"Well, that's alright, let's try it tomorrow."
"That's right, I'm preparing some food and wine for us, what do you think?"
I was stunned for a moment and looked at Chen Yang, "You mean, eating and watching at the same time."
"Yeah." Chen Yang nodded, "This is a state, what do you think?"
I thought for a while, "Yeah, that's okay."
"I have never experienced it."
"It's really not."
"Okay, then let's do this."
"OK."
We had a little fuss again, everything seemed so the same.
But I went to bed very early at night,
The next day, I looked at the sky outside. It seemed that it was getting bright earlier in the blink of an eye. To be honest, it was really good. The weather was gradually getting warmer. I was thinking about when to go downstairs to Chenyang's house. I took out my little motorcycle that had been stored all winter, washed it, and added some oil. It’s the new year again. In the spring season, everyone around me feels a little springy.
Actually going to find someone I don’t know
Everyone went out and had some breakfast. When we arrived at the school gate, it was still a little early.
I wandered into the class, sleepiness swept over me,
It's a very comfortable thing. I don't know what good programs the school has today. I don't even need to do exercises during the big break.
I was just thinking about going to the school playground to see the little girl walking outside between classes, when Brother Xu pushed me and said, "Idiot."
I turned around and said, "Fuck you."
"What are you going to do?"
"Go and take Zhou Orangutan to see the girl."
"Brother Xiao Liu, this is Zhou Qinglong, Zhou Qinglong."
I turned around and saw Zhou Orangutan who had heard me, and nodded, "Yeah, Zhou Qinglong."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, that's how you'll be called from now on."
"But I'm used to being called a gorilla, and suddenly it was changed to a green dragon, which is a bit uncomfortable."
"It's okay, Brother Xiaoliu. What you told me at the beginning is that habits are formed slowly, starting from being unsuitable, then adapting, then getting used to it, and then finally being unwilling to change. Unless you don't want to change, you can definitely do it. .”
I sighed and said nothing,
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Brother Xiao Liu, let's go see the girl."
"Look at him, uncle." Brother Xu scolded him, "You have forgotten what we had to do last night."
I touched my head and pointed at Brother Xu, "If you didn't tell me, I might have really forgotten."
Brother Xu looked at me and said, "Hurry up."
"Yeah," then I turned around and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Orangutan."
"It's called Qinglong."
"Oh, Qinglong, I'm going to the science class, can you go?"
"Go see the beauties and find the movie saints."
"What do you want to do?"
"Looking for a movie."
Zhou Orangutan looked around and said, "Go ahead, it's okay to stay here anyway."
"Let's go." I stretched out my hand and pulled Zhou Orangutan, "Let's go together."
"Okay, then I'll look for a book."
"Okay." Brother Xu and I separated,
Zhou Orangutan was next to me, "Brother Xiaoliu, what does Pian Sheng mean?"
I was stunned for a moment, "You don't know Pian Sheng."
Zhou Orangutan kept his head in silence, "Why should I know about Pian Sheng."
I thought for a moment, "Forget it, a lot of women know it, but you don't know it."
"Wait a minute, Brother Xiaoliu, tell me what Pian Sheng means."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "It's meant to be an educational film."
"What educational film."
"A film that educates you on how to study."
"Hey, let's see what's the point of that thing. Why don't we watch some pornographic films."
"Can you stop being so superficial?"
"What's so superficial about this?"
"Okay, okay, let's go." I said to myself helplessly, "Da Sha Bi Huixu asked me to find Pian Sheng, where the hell should I go to find him, there are thousands of people in the science class, how can I find him?" Grass."
"Come on, let's go, I'll help you find it." Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand and pulled my arm. "You can't even look for this. You're so stupid."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Stupid? You know, this is very difficult. How do you find it?"
Zhou Orangutan smiled at me, "Brother Xiaoliu, you don't even know this, how difficult is this?"
"Why should I know."
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest and said, "Look at me, Zhou Qinglong. Don't worry, just teach me this. I will do it beautifully for you. Do you think it's okay?"
I said "Yeah," "Okay, okay, as long as you say it's okay." I didn't take Zhou Orangutan's words seriously, "If you can find it, just look for it." As we talked, we had already arrived at the science class floor.
"Okay." Then Zhou Orangutan ran forward two steps and said to the three girls who had just come out holding hands, "HELLO, some beauties."
I was stunned for a moment, and then when I touched my head, my first reaction was that it was broken. Zhou Orangutan was going to bring something new this time. Sure enough, Zhou Orangutan said to these women, "Do you know which class Pian Sheng is in?"
The women were all stunned, and then a fat man among them looked at Zhou Orangutan with big glasses and an incredible expression on his face: "Who are you looking for?"
"Picture Saint, you don't know him, he is the one who gives us educational videos and teaches us how to study."
Those women looked at Zhou Orangutan, then you looked at me, I looked at you, and then one of the women said, "Why are you so crazy?"
"Fuck, why am I crazy?" Zhou Orangutan suddenly became anxious, "Why do you, a woman, talk like that?"
I was really depressed. My first reaction was to turn around, then took two steps back, pretending not to recognize Zhou Orangutan, and stared at the wall. Then I heard the voice over there,
"It's so shameless," the fat man said to Zhou Orangutan, "Let's go, don't pay attention to him."
I turned my head and saw Zhou Orangutan touching his head, then reaching out and pointing at the women, "Hey, who cares to ask you?"
I shouted "Orangutan" to Zhou Orangutan. I originally wanted to call him back, but Zhou Orangutan didn't care about that at all. He ran two steps away, turned around and asked a woman, "Hello, beauty." , I want to ask you about someone."
I stopped my behavior again and took two steps back.
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Beauty, do you know where the film saint is? It's the film saint that is circulated in our grade."
The woman shook her head, "Sorry, I don't know. Do you know his name? I'll look it up for you."
Zhou Orangutan thought for a while and said, "Let's call him Pian Sheng."
"surname piece."
Zhou Orangutan thought for a while, "I don't know his last name, maybe not Pian."
"Then how can we find it?" The woman smiled, "I'm so sorry."
I was a little depressed. As soon as this woman left, I shouted to Zhou Orangutan, "Orangutan, come back."
"Hey," Zhou Orangutan cursed at me, "I can't even find such a big living person. I won't be able to survive in the future."
"Okay, okay, you don't have to look for it."
"No." Zhou Orangutan took two more steps forward and asked a woman again,
In fact, I admire Zhou Orangutan very much. I kept a distance of about 5 meters from him and watched Zhou Orangutan ask various people. To be more precise, Zhou Orangutan asked various women. He did not ask about men.
I want to explain to Zhou Orangutan now, but I can’t. The reason is very simple. If Zhou Orangutan knew where the pornographic sage he asked so many women was, he would fight me. Although I am not afraid of Zhou Orangutan, he You can't beat me, but I feel that I should still use some kind-hearted deception on Zhou Orangutan.
Then I felt a little depressed again. If there was no Orangutan Zhou, I would ask myself, and I would have to ask when. Of course, I would find a man, a man, who looks bad, or someone I know, who has a low voice and is very low-key. Yes, find a place where no one is around to ask. Pian Sheng is very flamboyant. I just want to see who is so flamboyant. He named himself Pian Sheng and is still so arrogant in school.
Sure enough, after Zhou Orangutan finished asking another girl, he walked over to me with a smile.
I looked around and found that many people were looking at Zhou Orangutan and pointing.
I'm a little depressed. If I run away at this time, Orangutan Zhou will definitely call me.
After thinking about it, I walked over to Orangutan Zhou and said, "Hi, Orangutan, long time no see. Why are you here?" I spoke loudly, deliberately letting many people around me see and hear. Let them know that Zhou Orangutan and I are not together, we just met by chance,
Unexpectedly, Zhou Orangutan came to my side and smiled loudly, "Haha, Brother Xiaoliu, I found the Pian Sheng you asked me to find."
Then I suddenly felt depressed. I glanced around and found that everyone around me started to look at us again.
"Brother Xiaoliu, what's wrong with you?"
I raised my head and said, "It's okay, it's okay."
"Why are you so wrong?"
"It's okay, tell me, where is it?"
"I'll call out the class in front of you."
"Go, go." I pushed the orangutan and walked behind the orangutan. I was so depressed.
When he arrived at the door of the class, Zhou Orangutan went in directly, and within a minute, he came out followed by a person who had obviously just woken up. The person didn't even look at me. He rubbed his eyes and took a nap with his eyes closed. He yawned and said, "Why, you two want a movie."
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