As soon as I returned to class in the afternoon, I saw Brother Xu and the others had arrived and were chatting there. A group of people gathered around,
I went over and took a look, and then I realized that there had been a commotion for a long time, and Big Lobster and Brother Ze were playing chess there.
I patted Brother Xu on the shoulder,
Brother Xu turned around and said, "Here we come."
"Well, you guys will be there soon."
"It was already 12 o'clock when I woke up. I quickly ate something and came to school, just in time for afternoon classes."
"Our school is crazy, have you heard?"
Brother Xu nodded, "Listen to what I just said, everyone pays twenty yuan."
Then Chen Yang also turned his head, "But I found that we only have one hundred yuan left in total. After paying, there is no place to eat."
I reached out and took out three hundred dollars from my clothes, and threw it to Brother Xu, "Xiyu gave it to me at noon. Pay us four and eighty, and there are still two hundred more. Let's eat."
"What's wrong, Boss Xi? This is..." Brother Xu stretched out his hand to borrow the money, and then said with a smile, "That's great."
I sighed, "I don't have any money anymore. I'll ask her for it at noon."
"Well, it would be good to find a rich young woman."
I suddenly remembered Yuanyuan. This money was what Yuanyuan gave me back then. I don’t know how Yuanyuan is doing now. I looked up and took a deep breath.
Then the door of our class opened. To be more precise, it was kicked open.
I turned around and saw Zhou Orangutan, followed by Qiao Goulu. The two of them came back in tandem, very depressed.
Brother Xu reached out and patted my shoulder, "Are these two fighting again?"
I shook my head, "Who knows, but looking at Zhou Orangutan's lifeless face, there must be nothing good going on."
"Actually, orangutans are quite cute." Brother Xu smiled, "Everything is written on his face."
"Well, there's also a lot of hair on your face. You need to peel it off and dig out it."
"Haha." I smiled and looked at Chen Yang, "Stop talking, stop talking, come here."
None of us were amused anymore, and then we watched Zhou Orangutan return to his seat with his hands in his pockets, and then he sat down and lay there, motionless.
I simply pointed at the chessboard held by Big Lobster and said, "Big Lobster, General, you idiot, what are you looking at?"
"That's it, that's it, mount up."
"What kind of horse are you getting on? Flying Elephant." Brother Xu laughed and said,
A group of people were gesticulating around Big Lobster and Brother Ze. It was very lively. They all knew that something must have happened to Zhou Orangutan. However, everyone uniformly ignored Zhou Orangutan and refused to ask him what happened. what happened,
Zhou Orangutan stayed like this. He didn’t speak or move all afternoon. He even raised his chin with both hands and didn’t move after class. Until the last class, when I was sleeping, Zhou Orangutan came from behind. He pushed me "Brother Xiaoliu, Brother Xiaoliu."
I opened my eyes in confusion and turned to look at him, "What's wrong, orangutan?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, I'm going crazy."
"What's wrong with you? You're going crazy."
Zhou Orangutan stretched out his two fluffy hands and started scratching at his face without saying a word.
I looked at Zhou Orangutan with some surprise, "What are you doing? You."
Zhou Orangutan thought for a moment, then shook his head, "It's okay."
"Oh, it's okay, forget it, I'll go to sleep." Then I went to sleep again,
"Wait a minute." Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand and grabbed me again, "Brother Xiaoliu."
I was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Zhou Orangutan again, and found that his facial expression was very distorted and extremely painful, as if he was having a very serious inner struggle.
I pushed him, "Are you crazy? If you don't tell me, I'll go to sleep."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, gritted his teeth for a long time, and then said, "What is the first class tomorrow morning?"
I almost couldn't hold back my laughter, but fortunately, I managed to hold on, and I said to Zhou Orangutan, "There will be no class in the first period tomorrow morning."
"There are no classes, how come there are no classes?" Zhou Orangutan asked in surprise, "Is it a holiday?"
"No, what I mean is that for you, there are no classes, so you should just go to sleep."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and continued with a very struggling facial expression, "It's okay then."
I said "hmm" and was about to go to sleep.
Who would have known that as soon as I lay down, Zhou Orangutan reached out and pulled me again, "Brother Xiaoliu."
I turned around and said, "What on earth are you going to do? You fucking gorilla, are you out of your mind? I remind you, don't challenge my tolerance limit anymore. Either talk or get out. Don't disturb my sleep."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, and then sighed, "Brother Xiaoliu, I can say it, but you must promise not to let the third person know, okay?"
"explain."
"You must promise me, Brother Xiaoliu, this is no joke. The matter is very serious, and only you can help me."
I glanced at Orangutan Zhou and said, "What, so serious."
"Just say it's okay, Brother Xiaoliu."
I nodded "Yeah", then I took a deep breath "What's wrong, just tell me."
"I'm unhappy and need your help."
I turned around and said, "Why are you so unhappy? Just talk to the subject."
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "Something happened to me."
"What's wrong? Let's talk directly to the subject. Can you stop talking nonsense?"
"nothing."
I looked at Orangutan Zhou and said, "Hey, you stupid orangutan, I'm going to sleep."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "No, Brother Xiaoliu, I said, I said."
I took a deep breath and said, "It's so hard to say something."
"It would be hard for you to tell others these things."
"Then don't say it."
"I said, I said." Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said happily, "Brother Xiao Liu, I took a selfie and performed at noon."
I was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?"
"When I was having a sweet time with my wife at noon, I was caught on camera. Then I didn't know what happened, but it reached my dad's ears directly. The school didn't deal with me directly. My dad just gave me When I called, I also said that I should go to school well and wait until I get home to talk about the rest. I was thinking about what he would say to me when I got home. I'm depressed, what should I do, Brother Xiaoliu."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and immediately became energetic. How could this damn god be so new? No wonder he kept hesitating whether to tell me or not. I reached out and grabbed Zhou Orangutan's shoulder, "Are you serious?"
Zhou Orangutan looked around and said, "Please lower your voice." Then he nodded at me, "Of course it's true. I said it. I, Zhou Orangutan, have been deceived by others all my life. I have never deceived others. I'm with you." My wife came out of the cafeteria, then walked along the path, walked around the corner, and then went to the toilet. It happened to be noon, and most people had gone to bed. The two of us started making trouble, scratching, touching, and kissing, and the result was* The sex came up, and I couldn’t control my sex, so I had sex with my wife.”
I took a deep breath and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Where did you do this?"
"That blind spot over there in the dormitory building, what the fuck, there were no cameras yesterday, why are there all of a sudden today, what a fucking comparison." Zhou Orangutan cursed fiercely,
"Have you finished taking off your clothes?" I continued to ask,
"No, just take off your pants." Zhou orangutan didn't hide anything. "Tell me, what should I do, Brother Xiaoliu, I'm really confused."
I turned my head and glanced at Qiao Goulu. She actually stopped talking and stayed there very honestly. There were many people around who were having fun. She just stayed there without moving. Moreover, in this posture , it seems to have been maintained for a long time, it was like this before I went to bed, and it is still like this now,
"Brother Xiaoliu, give me a way. Tell me what we should do." Just as I was thinking about it, Zhou Orangutan spoke again,
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "What can I do? Tell me, what can I do? It's all like this."
"Then I didn't tell you for nothing."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "What do you mean?"
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "No, Brother Xiaoliu, there is a criminal record at the school now, and it is such a thing. I can't let it spread. Please think of a way for me quickly."
I sighed, "Really, there is only one way."
"What." Zhou Orangutan was immediately happy,
I glanced at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Let your dad buy it."
"Grass," Zhou Orangutan then scolded, "You said it, but you didn't say it. Two Chinese."
"I really can't help it."
"Add two more cigarettes."
I looked at the orangutan and said, "No trouble this time. You know what I can do."
When Zhou Orangutan heard this, he said very disappointedly, "It all depends on what my dad says."
"Either we tell a few more people and let everyone think of a solution together."
"Fuck, I'm crazy." Zhou Orangutan said, "The third person must not know. If you want to find my dad, just go to my dad. It doesn't matter. Damn it, I have to vent my anger."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "How can you vent your anger? How can you beat the principal?"
"Fuck." Zhou Orangutan then cursed, "Fuck, what's the use of beating him."
"Then what do you want."
"Brother Xiao Liu, is there any way to destroy all these cameras?"
"What do you want to do?" I looked at Zhou Orangutan in surprise, "So cruel."
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Man, be more ruthless. Damn it."
"You're serious."
Zhou Orangutan continued to nod, "I said, I, Zhou Orangutan, oh, no, I, Zhou Qinglong, have always been deceived by others, and I never deceive others."
I looked at Orangutan Zhou, and then looked around, "Orangutan, you want to go with me."
"Then how to do it?" Zhou Orangutan immediately became interested,
"Wait a minute, I'll study it carefully, and after I've studied it, I'll tell you, you need to sort out your concerns first."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you must not tell anyone about this matter. It's good for the two of us to know. There can't be a third person."
I nodded, "Don't worry."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "Think quickly and give me a detailed combat strategy before school is over."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and saw that his eyes were shining, "What's wrong with you?"
Zhou Orangutan nodded and said, "Damn it, I'll let him shoot and record again."
"Okay, let me think about it."
"Okay, Brother Xiaoliu."
After I finished sending Zhou Orangutan away, I started thinking about this camera.
But before thinking about the camera, I still admire Zhou Orangutan from the bottom of my heart.
So fucking awesome,
Orangutan Zhou is the most damn awesome person I have ever seen when I was in school.
Never been surpassed by anyone,
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