Xiyu and I didn't have anywhere to go at noon, so we just sat at the buffet and talked about women's conquests and the equality between men and women. According to her, I deserve to feel a little wronged now. After all, they The woman has been wronged for thousands of years. Her last words were, wait for her to bully me for thousands of years, then we can become equal between men and women.
I felt a little depressed when I said that, but I had to happily say fair and good,
I reached out and looked at my phone, "Daughter-in-law, it's time to go to school."
"Yeah, okay." Xiyu smiled and put his arm around me. "Let's go, Liuliu."
When the two of us arrived at the door of the buffet restaurant, Xiyu suddenly stopped leaving, then reached out and grabbed my arm, "Liu Liu."
I was stunned for a moment, "What are you going to do?"
Xiyu stared at me with big eyes and looked at me pitifully, "My feet hurt."
"Well, it won't hurt anymore when I go back to work and rest."
"That's not what I meant." Xiyu continued, "I mean, do you dare to carry me out from here?"
I glanced at Xi Yu, "There are a lot of people here."
Xiyu nodded, "This is called the conquest of women, do you dare?"
I smiled and said, "There are so many people here."
"Don't talk nonsense." Xiyu interrupted me directly, "Just tell me whether you dare."
I took a deep breath, then looked at Xi Yu and said seriously, "Tell me, if I carried you out in front of so many people, would you be very happy?"
Xiyu smiled, revealing a sweet dimple, "Of course I will, Liuliu."
I nodded, "Okay, then you ride me and I'll do anything. You also know me. I can do anything for my wife. It's not just a day or two. Even if I'm a horse, I can do it."
When Xiyu heard this, "What you said is true."
I glanced at her, "Of course it's true. When have I ever lied to anyone?"
Xiyu was moved by this, "I knew that Liuliu was the best. Just ride it, just carry it on your back."
"Have you decided yet?"
Xiyu nodded, "Well, it's decided" and then opened his hands.
I smiled, then hugged Xiyu and said, "Daughter-in-law, I have a little back pain today. I'll give it another day."
"Damn." Xiyu then cursed, "We've been making trouble for a long time, and now you're teasing me. What's going on?"
"No, no, didn't I tell you that my back hurts."
"My back hurts, I didn't notice it."
"How can you tell this?"
"I think it's good when you act shamelessly."
"I said, I always think that is the most sacred thing, not something shameless, I tell you Ang"
"I knew it." Xiyu glanced at me, "I knew you should run away."
I was stunned for a moment, then I took out the cigarette from my clothes and lit it. "That's it, it's also called escape."
"What do you think it's called?"
"This can be considered an escape."
Xiyu smiled and said, "Wang Yue, tell me what this is called."
"This is called back pain."
"Get out of here and go to bed now. Do you still feel pain?"
"You know, the human body has inherent potential, and sometimes it needs to be stimulated."
"Do you still feel pain when you get to bed?"
"If I got into bed with you, it would be you who would feel the pain."
"Go away, you stinking gangster." Then Xiyu stretched out his hand and punched me. "If you keep running away from me, you'll make me poor again." After saying that, he punched me again.
I smiled and asked Xi Yu to hit me twice. "I didn't escape. Really, I dared to face you bravely. How can it be considered an escape."
"Go away, what do you mean by facing me?"
I took a deep breath, "It takes a lot of courage to face you."
"Stop talking nonsense. Do you want to memorize it?"
"Listen to me."
"You can either carry it or not. If you carry it, we'll leave and I won't talk nonsense to you."
"Listen to me"
"three"
"No, wife."
"two"
"How about listening to what someone has to say."
"One, okay, Wang Baliu, remember it well"
"I'll carry it."
Xiyu heard this, then smiled and looked at me, "Back."
I sighed and said helplessly, "Back."
"Come on, then squat down."
I looked around and said, "How about we find a place where no one is around."
"It's just here, just this time, okay, sixty-six."
I took a deep breath and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you want will work."
Then, as soon as I bent down, Xiyu jumped up. Then she hugged me and kissed my face hard, "Liuliu, I love you."
"Then can we stop being so in love in the future?"
"Let's go quickly, Liuliu."
I looked at the crowd of people around me, and some of them left the restaurant with Xi Yu on their backs.
After walking forward for a while, I said to Xiyu on my back, "Little Zhuzi, why are you so heavy?"
"Fart, am I here? It's sinking."
"Hey, little piggy."
"Go away, I only weigh more than eighty pounds."
"Is over eighty pounds so heavy?"
"Let's go quickly, stop talking nonsense."
I took a deep breath and walked towards the school gate with Xiyu on my back. I received all kinds of weird looks along the way.
After walking for a while, I felt really depressed. I turned around and looked at Xiyu, "Daughter-in-law, can you come down now?"
Xiyu hugged my neck and smiled at me, "No."
"Then I'll throw you down."
"You dare, you can fully consider the consequences if you throw me down."
I sighed, "Actually, it's not good for you to be like this."
"I'm not like this all the time, just once in a while, what's wrong?"
"No, what I mean is that if you act like this, people will think that there is something wrong with your body, that your legs and feet are inconvenient or something like that. You see such a beautiful girl with bad legs and feet, you are so attractive to others."
"You fart, who would think so."
I sighed, "Many people think so. If you think about it carefully, I think you would think so too. You don't know how much this will affect your image. Oh my, actually I don't care. I You’re not afraid of embarrassment, but you’re still a girl, so it’s detrimental to your image, you say.”
Xiyu lay on my back, hugged my neck, listened to what I said, then fell silent for a moment, and said, "Okay, Wang Baliu, you have hit the nail on the head."
I smiled and said, "It's not that I hit the point, it's the way it should be."
"Okay, let me down."
I quickly nodded, "Good, good." Then I put Xiyu down,
After putting it down, I stretched out and said, "Oh my god, I'm so exhausted."
"What about you?"
"What do you know?" Then I looked up and saw a few familiar faces, pointing at me and smiling.
I was a little depressed, then turned to look at Xiyu, "Look, people are laughing at me."
Xiyu also looked over there, "She is Korean, just smile. What are you afraid of? You are so thick-skinned."
"Who said I was thick-skinned?"
"Everyone on Earth knows."
I shook my head, "My reputation has been ruined by you all."
"Go away, your reputation needs to be ruined."
I said "Hmm" and said, "Also, my name is Jin Xuanmeng. She is not Korean, but of mixed Chinese and Korean descent."
"Ouch." Then I felt my ears hurt terribly. "It hurts me so much. Let go. Let go quickly."
Xiyu tugged on my ear and said, "Okay. If you understand people carefully enough, that's okay."
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, there are so many people."
"Who is making trouble with you, Wang Baliu? I have reminded you several times that if you dare to have any hookups with this woman, I will never be done with you."
"How did I hook up with you? Besides, why did they fall in love with you?"
"I feel bad and my intuition is not good. Did you hear me? I'm asking you."
I quickly grabbed Xiyu's hand and said, "Yeah, um, I got it, I got it, don't worry."
Xiyu let go of my ears, I rubbed my ears with one hand, and then looked at the girls who were in the first year of high school and smiled at me. I always thought that I was very thick-skinned, but it turned out that it was a bit tricky. Can't stand it,
I took a deep breath, "It really hurts."
"I'm telling you, if it weren't for the pendant on your ear over there, I would have to pull it off for you too."
I sighed, "If I had known I would have marked this one here, I would have saved you the trouble later."
Xiyu thought, "That wouldn't look good."
I smiled and said, "Yeah."
"Well, when you went home, no one in your family cared about you or said anything when they saw you."
"The adults must have been a little uncomfortable looking at it, but they didn't say anything. My mother just wrote a few words on me. My father didn't care at all, and I guess he didn't care either."
"Our school doesn't care. Logically speaking, people like you should be banned."
"My pendant is so small, it has nothing to do with them, they dare to investigate me."
"You're acting up again. It's not the time when the school is inspecting your appearance. You're hiding out and skipping classes."
I was stunned for a moment, "You know this."
"Nonsense, I don't know anything." Then Xiyu hugged my arm and said, "Let's go, let me tell you, if you dare to look at that Korean woman again, we will never finish reading."
I thought about it and reached out to cover my glasses. "Then you can lead me around her. If you walk towards her, you won't be able to see her."
Xiyu let out a "puff" and smiled, "Then cover it up."
"Definitely."
I covered my eyes and walked away with Xiyu under the disdainful looks of many people around me. I guess no one without Lin Yifei's face could bear these situations.
When I got to the class, I took a deep breath, and then I saw Sister Jing and Xiaomei entering the class. They smiled at me as they entered the class,
I glanced at them and said, "Why are you two laughing?"
"I've seen people who are afraid of their wives, but I've never seen anyone so afraid."
"No, no, it's called loving your wife, not being afraid of your wife."
"Yes, alas, our Liu'er is a wonderful man."
"That's right, that's right, oh my, I'm really thick-skinned. If it were me, oh my."
I took a deep breath, and then smiled at them both, "Aren't you two envious?"
Sister Jing and Xiaomei put their hands on their waists and said to me, "Why do I envy you?"
I nodded "Okay, okay."
"What's good?"
I turned my head and glanced at the big lobster "Brother Xia."
"What's the matter, Xiaoliu?"
I turned around, feeling a little impulsive, but I held it back, then smiled at the big lobster and said, "Brother Xia, the two women over there are bullying me."
"Oh my god, it's not like you don't know, then there are two women, really."
"I'm going to fuck you, uncle, you stupid big lobster."
"Idiot." Big Lobster took a step back, gestured at Sister Jing and Xiaomei a few times, then pointed at them and said helplessly, "Let me just say, women don't have long memories. I told you already."
, you will never be able to do anything in this life, you can only be a passive body, the one who is being taken advantage of, and you are still doing it at every turn, hey, I am convinced."
I was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously hid to the side. Then I saw two S-shaped beauties and rushed towards the big lobster.
The whole room was filled with the roar of big lobsters and the shouts of "Liu'er, I'm going to fuck your uncle, just watch."
"Ouch, it hurts me so much."
"Sister Jing, I was wrong, I was wrong, ouch."
The whole class burst into laughter, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious.
Going to school is good,
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