The few of us watched for a while, and when we were feeling comfortable, we saw Xiao Chao coming out of the room very depressed,
I smiled at him, "Idiot."
"Fuck you." Xiao Chao cursed at me, "You're back."
I looked at him, "Aren't you going to be depressed?"
"You don't care about me."
Brother Xu smiled and said, "Oh, don't talk about other people's sad things."
"Xiao Mei is having an affair with someone else."
"Yeah, I guess so."
"When the time comes, I'll see, oh my, the person I'm having an affair with is Zhou Orangutan."
"No, no, that's Zhou Orangutan." Brother Xu smiled, "It's a big lobster."
"Haha." We all laughed,
Xiao Chao immediately got angry and said, "I'm going to bully you." Then he rushed towards the three of us. To be honest, his courage and spirit are commendable, and he can be commended everywhere."
The result was obvious. We had a hard time. Xiao Chao lay on the ground and looked at us fiercely, "Okay, okay, you are cruel enough."
We laughed, no one said anything,
Brother Xu looked at me and said, "Liu'er."
I turned around and said, "What's wrong?"
"Why did you go there? Why did you come back so late and touch the meat again?"
"I glanced at Brother Xu, it's so vulgar."
"Then why did you go?"
I thought for a while, then patted my head and looked at them, "By the way, let me tell you something serious."
"Serious, nothing serious."
I smiled and said, "Do you know who Brother Ze has been hanging out with more frequently lately?"
"Brother Ze." Brother Xu touched his head, "What's wrong with him?"
"You don't feel anything at all."
"What does it feel like? What's wrong with him?"
I looked at Chen Yang and said, "Neither have you."
Chen Yang spread his hands with an innocent look on his face,
Xiao Chao, who was lying on the ground, looked at me and asked, "What's wrong with him?"
"You really don't feel anything at all."
"No, no." They all replied in unison,
"Hey, Brother Ze is in love."
"What." Brother Xu and Chen Yang's voices suddenly became louder. Xiao Chao, who was lying on the ground, also sat up and looked at us, "Brother Ze can actually fall in love."
I nodded,
"Are you sure?" Brother Xu looked at me, "I've never heard him say that."
"I asked him why his teacher has stopped participating in our activities recently, and he doesn't even smoke cigarettes." Chen Yang said with a look of realization on his face, "Turns out he has fallen in love."
"Didn't he have a baby to kiss in their village?"
"Then who knows, Brother Ze said that the girl he kissed ran away with some second pillar."
Xiao Chao smiled, "Is he the younger brother of Chen Ran's husband, the younger brother of Zhu Zhu, or Er Zhu?"
"Haha." Then we all laughed,
Everyone laughed for a while, and Chen Yang pushed me, "Who is that? Who is having sex with a gorilla."
I shook my head,
"Fuck, you're just pretending to be a bitch with us, aren't you?"
I glanced at Brother Xu, "Who the hell knows who it is, who the hell knows who it is, no one will die well."
Brother Xu was stunned for a moment and looked at me, "You really don't know."
I nodded, "Well, I really don't know."
"Then how do you know someone is in love?"
"He told me personally."
"That didn't tell you who it was."
"Well" I shook my head, "He didn't tell me who it was. I asked for a long time, but he didn't tell me."
Xiao Chao thought for a moment, "Who can fall in love with him?"
"It goes without saying that it's Xiaomei." Brother Xu smiled, "Xiaomei broke the appointment today and went to have an affair with Xue Weize."
"That's right, that's right." I also smiled, "I bought him the condoms, opened the hotel room for him, and gave him the tricks."
"Oh, I should treat Brother Ze and the others to dinner tonight."
"Yeah, that's right, Brother Ze did a good job."
"I'm going to bully your moms, I'm going to bully your bloody mothers." Xiao Chao got up angrily,
Then another beating,
Xiao Chao lay on the ground and looked at the rest of us, "Okay, you can do it."
Brother Xu clapped his hands, "Who do you think you are, can you like Brother Ze?"
"What's wrong with Brother Ze? He's an absolute muscular man." Chen Yang thought for a while, "Yes, who is he?"
I looked at the two of them and said, "Brother Ze won't even say anything to me, that is, she is a woman and she is a netizen."
"Online dating."
I nodded,
"We met."
"That's for sure. Brother Ze has even opened the room."
"Okay, someone is going to lose their virginity again." Then Chen Yang looked at Xiao Chao and said, "Are you envious of this?"
"I envy your mother."
Chen Yang smiled and said, "I don't have the same experience as you."
"Tell me who it could be."
I shook my head, "I regret it. I should have followed Xue Weize today and I should have been able to see what that woman looks like. According to Brother Ze, they have been dating for a month."
"It's probably not our school's fault."
"If you don't tell me, maybe you are not from our school."
"Oh, you said Xue Weize has a partner, so go ahead and do it underground for us, so that no one can see it."
"It doesn't look good, for sure."
"Well, I don't even know if I don't want to."
I looked at them and said, "Are you still human? What are you doing if someone else's partner is good-looking or not?"
"Liuer, you are not a human being."
I glanced at Xiao Chao and said, "What's wrong with me?"
"You're giving me advice again on how to sleep with a little girl. Do you think you're still a human being?"
I smiled and said, "You don't care, I'm happy with it."
"That's right." Chen Yang followed, "Don't worry, if you really get involved with Xiaomei and want to go to bed, you will have to ask us to help you."
"Fuck, do I need to beg you?"
"Okay, just be tough. If you try to be tough now, we will ignore you."
"That's it, I forgive you for not being on the same level as you."
Chen Yang turned to look at Brother Xu, "Are you and Cheng Xue in bed?"
Brother Xu shook his head,
I was stunned for a moment, "Are you serious?"
"It must be fake. After sleeping together for so many nights, we actually didn't go to bed. Is it possible?"
Brother Xu sighed, "If I wanted to, I could have done it long ago."
"Don't you want to come?"
"think."
"Then why not go up."
"You can't do this." Brother Xu smiled and said, "I want to save the first time for our engagement night."
"got engaged."
Brother Xu nodded, "Well, I will take her home as soon as she graduates from high school."
"Graduation from the senior year of high school is still far away, so let's go to school first."
Brother Xu shook his head, "I'm different from you. I have a serious virginity problem."
"You don't need to say it, we all know it."
"So, Cheng Xue is still a virgin. I have to keep it until she graduates from high school. Then I can take him home. We will discuss the engagement and then we will do it. We have both agreed."
"Then why don't you sleep with him?"
"What nonsense? It's torture."
"Then how to solve it."
Brother Xu stretched out his hand and pointed to his mouth,
Xiao Chao was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?"
Chen Yang and I understood each other and didn’t say anything. We just smiled.
Brother Xu also smiled and said, "Damn, I can have a comfortable sleep tomorrow."
"Are you going to skip school tomorrow?"
Brother Xu glanced at me, "Are you really not aware, or are you just pretending not to know."
I was stunned for a moment, "Tomorrow is an important day."
Chen Yang rubbed his face, "I'm really depressed. You don't know about such an important day."
I looked at them with a confused look on my face, "I really don't know why I can sleep in late tomorrow."
Chen Yang sighed, "I only have one day off a month, and you don't remember it."
"This kid is stupid in school, eh."
"That's right, what a pitiful, poor baby."
I was a little depressed, "What's the date today?"
"See for yourself."
"that is."
I glanced at them, took out my phone, and looked at the calendar. Then, something suddenly lit up my mind. I immediately raised my head and looked at Chen Yang and the others, "Really, brothers, thank you. Really, I have never met anyone who is not as good as you."
Brother Xu was stunned for a moment, "You are stupid, what did you say?"
"It's just that it's not good for a child to have such a young mind."
"No, no, you don't understand. Fortunately, you told me that I have a holiday tomorrow. Then I looked at the calendar. Otherwise, the problem is big, and it is quite big."
They looked at me, and I looked at you, with blank expressions on their faces.
I grabbed Xiao Chao's hand, "It was my fault that we hit you just now. You can hit me." After saying that, I took Xiao Chao's hand and hit myself.
Xiao Chao was stunned and reached out to touch my head, "Do you have a fever?"
"Brother Chenyang, do you want to drink water?"
Chen Yang looked at me blankly, without saying a word.
"Brother Xu, do you smoke?" Then I picked up the cigarette from the ground, put it on Brother Xu's mouth, and then lit the cigarette for Brother Xu.
Chen Yang looked at me and said, "I smoke too."
"Okay, Brother Chen Yang." Then I handed the cigarette to Chen Yang and lit it for him. "Brother Chen Yang, you smoke, you smoke." Then I turned to look at Xiao Chao, "Brother Chao. .”
Xiao Chao took two steps back and asked, "What are you going to do?"
I held a cigarette in my hand, "It's okay, Brother Chao, I just want to ask you whether you smoke or not."
Xiao Chao touched his head, and then touched my head, "You are crazy today."
I shook my head, "How could it be, how could it be." Then I smiled at Xiao Chao, "Brother Chao, you can't smoke."
Xiao Chao shook his head, "What's wrong with you?"
Brother Xu stretched out his hand and hit me, "Idiot."
"Well, Brother Xu." Then I turned around and said, "Brother Xu, your hand is not injured."
Brother Xu was stunned for a moment, then moved to the side and asked, "What on earth do you want to do?"
Chen Yang stretched out his hand and touched my forehead, "I don't have a fever either. How come I'm fine? Then suddenly I'm like this."
I smiled and said, "Tell me something."
Then these people looked at me warily, one by one as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
I rubbed my hands and smiled modestly, "Don't be so nervous. Don't be so nervous. It's actually nothing."
Chen Yang looked at me and asked, "What do you want to do?"
I smiled, "I just looked at the calendar and found out that Xiyu's birthday was coming up. Although she didn't say it, she must have been wondering whether I had remembered it or not. Fortunately, my notepad was full, otherwise I would be doomed. He also wanted me to formally woo her on his birthday."
"Oops, my stomach hurts." Then Brother Xu covered his stomach and said, "It hurts so much. I have to go to the toilet."
Chen Yang stood up immediately, "My wife just called me. I'll call you back first."
Xiao Chao also stood up and clapped his hands, "You guys kicked my legs just now. It hurts. I'll go back to the house and lie down for a while."
Then the three of them, in perfect agreement, returned to their respective rooms.
I was left sitting on the sofa in the living room with a blank look on my face.
I smiled, took out a cigarette and lit it.
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