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【849】April Fools

I took a deep breath and said, "Do you think Zhou Orangutan is really mentally ill?"

"Xiao Ming did go a little too far just now."

"He is a little impulsive, which is very inappropriate."

"Forget it, if you meet someone as tough as Zhou Orang, you won't have a temper. Is he just a tough guy? He's trying to make Xiao Ming angry."

I smiled. "Zhou Orangutan has always been like this. He gets whatever he thinks and does whatever he thinks. He has his background. Do you think that a person with his background will be really afraid of Xiao Ming? Moreover, he thinks Today is April Fool's Day. The teacher is also a human being. It's nothing for him to entertain. Who knows, Xiao Ming has gone beyond the scope of human beings, so Zhou Orangutan is in trouble."

"I'm going to fuck you. If Xiao Ming dares to talk to me like that next time, I'll chop him up. It's a fucking shame." Chen Yang followed and scolded, "I'm going to fuck him."

"Okay, okay."

Brother Xu took a deep breath, "You idiot Liu, you caused a few of us to be beaten by Xiao Ming. Let's settle this debt later."

As soon as I heard, "Hey, what a fool, it's none of my business. You yourself know that this matter was not done by me, but by our orangutan brother. You go and settle the score with the orangutan brother."

"Who dares to go to Brother Orangutan now?"

"Okay, you first call Zhou Orangutan to find out what he is doing. Don't let him mess around. This matter will be over after it is over. Anyway, we are ignoring it. If we make a fuss, it won't hurt anyone. good."

I sighed, "Have you really made Xiao Ming angry today?"

"I'm so fucking pissed off."

I turned around and looked at Chen Yang, feeling a little helpless.

Brother Xu smiled and said, "Let's call first."

"Yeah, okay."

Then I took out the phone and called Zhou Orang orangutan, "Sorry, the user you dialed has turned off." Then there was a sentence in foreign language,

I took a deep breath and then looked at Brother Xu, "The problem is serious."

When Brother Xu heard this, he turned to me and asked, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" I smiled. "The orangutan's phone is turned off and can't be reached."

"He shouldn't be trying to come up with something new."

"Actually, it's okay even if you struggle."

"What's wrong?" Brother Xu asked me,

"You have to follow him anyway." I pointed at Brother Xu, "You swore to me on the life of your whole family."

Brother Xu gave me a depressed look, "Can you please don't mention this?"

I laughed "haha" twice, "If you weren't afraid that Orangutan Zhou would do something new and dragged you along, how could you care so much about Orangutan Zhou?"

"It's natural to care. We all have a good relationship."

"Well, I know, anyway, if Zhou Orangutan does unusual things, that is normal. Zhou Orangutan is normal and handles everything steadily. That is abnormal." I pointed at Brother Xu. He smiled, then reached out and patted his shoulder, "Brother, you should take more care of yourself."

"Go away." Brother Xu cursed at me, "What can he do?"

"God knows."

Brother Xu took a deep breath, "He really pulled you and jumped off the building last time."

"Well, I swear, it's true. You can ask Qiao Goulu."

"Fuck, I'm done." Then Brother Xu stopped talking, turned around and lay down, as if he wanted to sleep, but he probably couldn't sleep either.

I smiled and was just about to go to bed when Brother Ze patted my shoulder from behind and said, "Liu'er."

I turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

Brother Ze thought for a while, and then said, "I feel that there are some things that are quite embarrassing. I don't know whether I should say it or not."

I glanced at him and said, "Well, if you want to say it, say it. If you don't want to say it, don't say it."

"I'm telling you seriously, I'm serious."

I smiled and said, "You just watched the show for a long time, did you enjoy it?"

Brother Ze touched his head and said, "Seriously, Zhou Orangutan is so damn powerful."

"I'm so angry that Xiao Ming is stronger than Zhou Guofa. He even dares to beat Zhou Guofa's children like this."

"Nonsense, Xiao Ming will definitely be blown away by Zhou Orangutan." Brother Ze smiled and said, "Liu'er, I've been very confused recently."

"Well, what are you struggling with."

“I’m struggling with the issue between my wife and me.”

"Your wife broke up with you."

"No, my wife slept with me."

"Then what."

"And my wife is not a virgin."

"That's what I'm struggling with."

Brother Ze glanced at me, "Actually, that's not the case, there are more serious things."

"Well, tell me." I smiled at Brother Ze, "Hurry up, I want to go to bed after you finish talking. I finally made Xiao Ming angry and left."

Brother Ze looked at me and said, "It's my wife's problem."

"Why are you so stained?"

"I don't know what to say."

"Just tell me, isn't she a virgin? What's wrong?"

"No, this problem is not serious either."

"Then continue."

"I don't have any virginity plot. I always think that I will be satisfied if she can be with me. I don't care if she is a virgin or not. I will treat her well. The problem is that his status is a bit special. We have been entangled for a long time. Now, do you want to make our relationship public?"

I glanced at Brother Ze, "Have you hooked up with Xiao Ming's wife? You have a special status and are stupid."

"Liu'er, I'm telling you something serious."

"Sir, please don't tell me serious things today. I will listen to you as if they are not serious."

"No, what I told you is true. You also know that I never lie."

I smiled and said, "Yeah, you're not lying, keep going."

"You all actually know my wife."

"Yeah, keep going."

"It's just that my wife has never let me make it public, but now I don't want to have any underground affair with him."

"Yeah, keep going."

"So I'm going to make it public."

"Yeah, keep going,"

"But my wife has a special status."

"Yeah, keep going."

"The two of us have been thinking about it for a long time, but we don't know how to make it public."

"Yeah, keep going."

"I'm afraid it will affect my relationship with some people."

"Yeah, keep going."

"So I need your help."

"Yeah, keep going."

"Continue, continue what."

"Yeah, keep going."

"Continue."

I glanced at Brother Ze and said, "Ah, that's it."

Brother Ze nodded, "Well, it's done."

"Then I'll go to bed. I'm lucky today. Xiao Mingguang got so fucking angry that he forgot to collect our deposit."

"Liu'er." Brother Ze pulled me from behind again, "I'm telling you the truth."

I smiled and said, "Yeah, I know, tell me tomorrow."

Then Brother Ze grabbed the collar of my neck and pulled me to the back. "I tell you seriously, my wife is." Then Brother Ze looked around and put his mouth to my ear. superior,

After he finished speaking, he looked at me seriously and said, "Did you hear that? Do you know the serious consequences if this matter is made public?"

I smiled and said, "Why didn't you say your wife is Qiao Goulu?"

"Fuck" Brother Ze scolded me, "I'm telling you seriously, I've never lied to anyone, you know."

"Well" I pointed to the empty seat, which was the seat occupied by Zhou Orangutan. "Who do you think is the real one between you and that guy and has never lied to anyone?"

Brother Ze glanced at me, and then thought deeply for a while, "I am different from him."

"Yeah, it's different." Then I smiled at Brother Ze, "Just tell me, who is more honest, you or him? Touch your conscience and say, what is Zhou Orangutan's slogan? You can only be fooled by others." You’re not trying to fool people, right?”

Brother Ze sighed, "Well, I know this."

"That's it." I smiled, "You have seen what happened today."

"The problem is that what I say is really true."

"Well, if you talk about a more evil person coming out, I will believe it even more. Okay, if someone likes you, you can pull him down."

"What I said is true. How about we both prove it to you after class?"

"No, I'm not interested. I'm just celebrating April Fool's Day today. Why do everyone want to make fun of me? Is it because I'm handsome?"

"Can you stop being so disgusting?"

"That's right, narcissist."

I glanced at Brother Ze, and then smiled at him, "You see, the secret has been revealed. If you tell her together, I don't believe it. You should find someone else to fool me. I'm very busy, really."

Brother Ze felt a little crazy, and then took a deep breath, "I just don't believe it, right?"

"Well, I don't believe it."

"Okay then, go to sleep."

"Okay." I smiled, then lay down, and was about to go to bed. Before going to bed, I also said, "I, Wang Yue, have always only deceived others, and I have never been deceived by others."

then fall asleep,

Xiao Ming didn’t show up all morning. I was woken up by the phone in my pocket when school was about to end at noon.

I picked up the phone in confusion, then looked at the address book, glanced at the teacher on the podium, dropped the pen,

I got under the seat and said "Hey."

"Liuliu, hurry up, hurry up." Xiyu said anxiously,

"What are you doing?"

"Someone wants to hit me, please hurry up."

"Well, where is it."

"In front of our class, come quickly."

"Well, you were in physical education class. On the playground, you said someone hit you at the door of your class."

When Xiyu heard this, he laughed and said, "Oh, how did you know we have physical education classes?"

"It's just one class a week, and it's the last class. Can I not remember it? Or can you make the phone call so calmly?"

"I knew I couldn't lie to you." Xi Yu was a little depressed. "You're not in a hurry. Do you know what day it is today?"

"Okay, okay, I'm going to bed first. I'm sleepy. I didn't sleep well yesterday."

"You should be early, don't be late, go to bed, Liuliu, and go eat something delicious at noon."

"Uh-huh" I hung up the phone and looked at the people around me. They were all sleeping. I felt that these people were very boring. Today, on this holiday, everyone started to cheat on each other, but now there is very little success. Yes, most of them started playing pranks,

somewhat comfortable,

Xiao Ming didn’t know what he was doing.

I haven’t seen him since, and he hasn’t asked us to teach him about margin.

I went to have dinner with Xiyu at noon. When she saw me, she tried to lie to me, but I exposed it. She was also a little depressed, and suddenly she was very happy. Her childhood was really beautiful, everyone was carefree.

Orangutan Zhou is always unusual, because Orangutan Zhou is not an ordinary person, he has surpassed ordinary people,

I was sleeping in the afternoon,

Then, the door to our class was kicked open.

I rubbed my eyes confusedly, and then looked at the door. Orangutan Zhou appeared, wearing a brand new Adidas sportswear and a pair of white Adidas basketball shoes. He appeared in front of him with the attitude of a winner and a proud smile.

In front of everyone, he waved to us,

What greeted him immediately was the history teacher's history textbook and the words "Go away."

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