The peaceful days lasted for a few days, and then Xiyu's birthday was coming soon.
I was a little busy, and Xiyu didn't mention anything about her birthday, as if she didn't remember it at all. In fact, I knew in my heart that although she didn't mention it, she must remember it very clearly. If I couldn't remember it clearly, If so, then the problem will be serious,
I have been holding money under my pillow for a long time. Even when we couldn't even eat, I went out to borrow money, but the money that remained untouched was finally put into my pocket. Xiyu is finally going to live today It’s my birthday,
I originally thought about asking for leave and asking Xiyu to go out with me, but it turned out that the school in their grade had been severely rectified recently, and their teachers would not give them leave. After careful consideration, I decided to get off school in the evening and spend their birthdays together. This morning, Xiyu didn't even look for me, she just sent me a text message saying that she was going home at noon and asked me if I had money for dinner. I said yes, and she said I would see her that evening.
Xiyu must have gone home to celebrate her birthday at noon. She is a treasure at home. So many people dote on her and pamper her. She is also so sensible.
I was very sleepy. When morning came, I lay down on the table and fell asleep. In fact, I thought I could sleep until school was over at noon, then go out to order a birthday cake for Xiyu, and then think about doing something else, because there was class It’s boring and I can’t always ask for leave.
Because Lei Zi took three consecutive days off, our new head teacher couldn't stand it anymore. He kicked Lei Zi in front of the public, and then threw him directly into the political and religious office. Later, Lei Zi The parents came to pick up Lei Zi. Before leaving, Lei Zi was put on probation and suspended from school for a week.
Regarding Lei Zi, our class teacher, we all call him a blackboard eraser. The reason is very simple. His face is rectangular, and when he is giving lectures, he has a very serious habit of holding a blackboard eraser in his left hand. , from the moment you enter class and step onto the desk, you hold the blackboard eraser in your hand. From the moment you step off the podium after class, you throw the blackboard eraser back to the desk.
Therefore, the nickname blackboard eraser comes from this,
Regarding Lei Zi's matter, after the blackboard eraser was finished, he said: "Once or twice is okay, but you can't push too far, you have to be moderate. I just don't want to take care of it. It's not that I don't have the ability to take care of it. It's the same for everyone." "
I think the blackboard eraser must have fully absorbed the lessons of his predecessor and the previous head teacher, and used both hardness and softness to ensure that he can gain a foothold in our key class in the school.
This act of killing one chicken as a warning to others, and killing the chicken to show the monkeys, had a very good effect. Several of us were too embarrassed to ask for leave. If we did, it would only be a day and a half, and the blackboard eraser calmly signed the leave note for us. Let's play, we are very happy, overall, the blackboard eraser's performance is not bad, oh, no, it should be said that the relationship between us and the blackboard eraser is not bad,
When I'm sleeping, unless I erase the blackboard, or most people can't wake me up, it's not that I can't hear, it's that I hear it and don't want to get up. When the teacher calls me, if it's to answer a question, I pretend that I can't hear, but generally There is no teacher asking the students at the back to answer questions. For the teacher, it is a happy thing for the students at the back to sleep. The reason is very simple. When we are all asleep, no one will disturb the classroom discipline and it will not affect his lecture. I'm in a good mood, everyone gets what they want,
But every time the blackboard eraser calls me, I will definitely wake up. The reason is very simple. The blackboard eraser in his left hand will fly out several times in each class on average. The person who is hit by it will stand up and wipe the blackboard back. I have to erase the blackboard, and then I am forced to stand, and then I have to do my duty. Three days is the limit. I don’t want to be a Zhou gorilla.
From the day Blackboard Eraser took office, there will be one more person on duty every night, one more coolie. This person is Zhou Orangutan.
Before the blackboard eraser flies away, there will be an aiming movement, so that we can notice it in time, and then reach out to protect our important parts, or, maybe it will be hit in the face, which will be very serious.
I was sleeping soundly, but suddenly for some reason, some harsh noises came into my ears.
"The guy who drinks in my room is so tired that he can't get enough of it, and he can be beaten by a dog that can replenish his energy."
I don’t know why. It was disgusting and disturbing. I had the urge to hit someone. So, I subconsciously raised my head and looked around. Sure enough, class was over. Sure enough, the person who made the sound , the same person as I expected,
Zhou Orangutan shook his body and turned around on his seat, "I am like a drunkard, and I am like a drunkard, and I am like a drunkard."
I covered my ears with some depression, and then shouted to Zhou Orangutan, "Zhou Orangutan."
Zhou Orangutan was dancing happily, and then suddenly stopped moving, then turned to look at me, and looked around in confusion.
"What are you looking at? I'm talking about you." I pointed at the orangutan, "What are you singing about? You're calling wolf."
Zhou orangutan heard "I'm sorry." Then he took two steps forward and stretched out his hand to pull me, "Brother Xiaoliu, simple love, haven't you heard of it?"
I glanced at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Is there anyone who sings like you?"
"What's wrong with me? I'm not out of tune."
"What." I was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Big Lobster who had just gotten up from his seat angrily, "Big Lobster, Zhou Orangutan is out of tune."
Big Lobster walked to the side of Zhou Orangutan very casually and said, "Zhou Orangutan". Then Big Lobster reached out and patted his chest, "Brother, I will teach you how to sing."
"I want to hold your hand like this and never let go. Can love always be pure and without sorrow? I want to take you riding a bicycle. I want to watch baseball with you." Big Lobster danced while revealing the meaning of Zhou Orangutan's voice. It was so annoying that after finishing singing, Big Lobster patted Zhou Orangutan on the shoulder and said, "Did you hear that, Zhou Orangutan?"
Zhou Orangutan was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his hand towards Big Lobster and cursed, "I'm going to fuck you, Big Lobster, you stinking idiot."
"Damn it, do you want to die, Zhou Orangutan?"
"I'll fucking cook you." Then Zhou Orangutan pounced on the big lobster,
In fact, after Xiao Ming left, the biggest beneficiary was Big Lobster. Big Lobster completely turned over and became the master. Since Xiao Ming left, Big Lobster's attitude towards Zhou Orangutan has changed in eighteen ways. From the original Brother Orangutan transformed into Orangutan Zhou. He used to bow his head and hunched over, but now he has become confident. It's like a slave's transformation. The reason is very simple. Orangutan Zhou's tricks of killing himself and others are not easy to use on a blackboard eraser. Blackboard eraser After seeing them struggling, he asked them to clean together. Orangutan Zhou really didn't know how to be lazy, but Big Lobster knew how to do it.
Therefore, the big lobster no longer has any fear of the orangutan,
The most important thing is that although Zhou Orangutan calls himself Zhou Qinglong, his fighting power is really terrible, and it is not ordinary.
I glanced at the big lobster, got up from the ground, clapped my hands, and then looked at Zhou Orangutan, who had been ravaged by the big lobster for a long time on the ground, and shook his head helplessly, "Big lobster, you can count." You can find someone you can beat."
Big Lobster smiled, "It's not a big deal, this is serious." Then Big Lobster walked up to me and put his arm around my neck. "Xiao Liuzi, let's go and smoke."
I smiled and said, "Big Lobster, get out of class is over now. If you dare to mess with me again, I will let you experience the dirty trick you did to others last time."
Big Lobster was stunned for a moment, then glanced at me, "Liu'er, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, let's go, let's go, go smoke."
I glanced at the big lobster, and then I didn’t know where Brother Xu and Chen Yang had gone. It happened to be in time for the big class break, and I didn’t have to go to gymnasium. It was good.
Big Lobster and I walked downstairs, and when we were halfway there, Big Lobster put his arms around me and said, "Liu'er."
"What are you doing?" I didn't even turn around.
"Why are you so sure that I did that thing? Don't say you saw it."
"I really saw it."
"No way, you can't see it."
I shook my head, "Don't you really remember that I shouted at you back then?"
"But how did you see it? Are you sure that this matter was my fault?"
I smiled, "I didn't know that at first, but later, when I heard people talking about it, I suddenly remembered it, and then I thought about it carefully, and I thought of you. I felt that it must not be just me. I think one person saw it, but I'm not sure. It was so chaotic at that time and there were so many people around. If I didn't look specifically, I would definitely not be able to see it.
The big lobster sighed, "Hey, it seems that my skills need to be improved. I always thought that you would not be discovered. I have to sum up my experience after I go back. I will not let you discover it next time."
"You are suitable to be a spy and engage in underground work."
Big Lobster nodded, "That's how I designed it too."
I smiled and said, "I just can't understand why you are so cruel. How come you can think of all kinds of dirty tricks and you can do them easily."
Big Lobster looked at me and said, "That Li Xurui was too mean-mouthed back then, so I should be like that."
I shook my head, "You're not afraid of something happening."
"If anything happens, even if something happens, who knows it was me."
I pointed at myself and said, "I knew it."
The big lobster looked at me, "Anyway, I always think that he deserves it. You have given him a physical and mental blow, and I will give him a material blow to see if he has a long memory and is still a bitch." .”
I shook my head, "You weren't afraid that the knife in your hand would scratch him."
The big lobster smiled and said, "I grabbed the clothes with one hand, then plunged the knife into it first, and then slowly cut it with the blade."
"Wouldn't that be dangerous?"
Big Lobster glanced at me, "Anyway, he deserves it if he rowed it. He didn't know who did it. I hid it very well." Then Big Lobster smiled and said, "I just gave him clothes." There are a few holes in my pants, but it’s nothing, just spend money to buy new ones.”
"If I remember correctly, it was a new Li-Ning suit he bought."
"Nonsense, I wanted to give him a knife secretly at first, but then I found out that you didn't circle him and kick him, so I didn't have the chance to do anything, so I took a knife and made a few cuts on his clothes and pants. , let me tell you, the fabric of that kind of sportswear is so comfortable to wear, "
We both said not to go downstairs.
As soon as I got out of my arms, I saw a slim woman from a distance. After a closer look, I saw that they were two beauties, and they were acquaintances. They were holding a pile of books and were walking towards us.
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