The old man had an air of immortality and a crane's bones. He looked really similar to what was shown on TV. He looked at Lin Ran carefully, then didn't say anything, just looked at it.
I was a little depressed, and then I muttered to him, "Don't look at it. No matter how you look at it, you have no hope at all at your age."
As soon as I finished saying this, Qiao Goulu and Zhou Orangutan let out a "plop" sound next to them, and they burst out laughing together.
I turned my head and looked at Zhou Orangutan and the others, "Why are you two laughing?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Brother Xiaoliu, can you stop being so funny?"
"That's right, Sixth Brother, you are not allowed to speak, so you can just watch carefully from the side. You can't really drag your sister-in-law away, right? Now that you've come, let's live in peace. What kind of thing are you like now? Ah, right?"
I turned around and said to Qiao Goulu, "Don't scream nonsense."
"Oh, oh" Qiao Goulu patted her mouth, smiled at me and said, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue."
I took a deep breath, then crossed my arms and continued to say to the old man, "I see how you started cheating."
The old man looked at Lin Ran, and then said to Lin Ran, "Can you stretch out your hand and give me a closer look?"
As soon as I heard "Hey", I walked to the old man's side, then stretched out my hand to pull Lin Ran, "Let's go, stop reading." Then I said to the old man, "What else do you want to see."
Lin Ran turned around and glared at me, "Wang Yue, can you just be honest and quiet for a while?"
I took a deep breath and didn't say anything.
The old man smiled at Lin Ran, "I won't touch you, you just need to stretch your hand flat, put it in front of my eyes, and show me."
Lin Ran nodded, then continued to sit down, "Left hand, right hand."
"If a man is on the left and a woman is on the right, of course it's the right hand."
"Wang Yue, can you please be quiet?"
I smiled and said, "If you don't believe me, just ask this, Master."
The old man nodded, "That's right, show me your right hand."
Lin Ran said "hmm" and then stretched out his right hand.
"Stretch out and show me your palm."
Lin Ran did as he was told, and then the old man touched his beard, still looking like a fairy. Then he stared at Lin Ran's hand and began to be in a daze. He didn't know what was being drawn in his hand. Not long after the strokes were drawn, the old man stretched out his hand. I picked up the very old blue-covered book from the ground. The pages inside the tree were all yellowed. It looked like it was very old and very long ago.
Zhou Orangutan walked up to me and patted me on the shoulder, "Brother Xiaoliu."
I turned around and said, "What are you doing?"
"Lin Ran has finished the calculation, and so will I." Then Zhou Orangutan put his mouth to my ear, "Brother Xiaoliu, everyone said this is accurate, and I think it's pretty accurate too."
“Nonsense, you are not allowed to cheat money”
"No, Brother Xiaoliu, look at the books in people's hands. They are really old."
"The old goods wholesale market over there at the old airport sells for $1.50 a pound."
Zhou Orangutan was stunned for a moment and said, "What you said is true."
"Of course it's true." I glanced at Zhou Orangutan. "There's also this cloth. It's the kind of rag that costs a few yuan and several meters in the morning market. This word, spend a little money, go to the market, and there will be people there." It's very cheap to write for a ghost. These bamboo sticks make it easier. Then the way he is dressed, the beard must be fake, and the clothes are rented or borrowed. As for these facial expressions when deceiving people, you can do it. , as long as you practice hard for a few days and be more focused when you are fooling people, just like you fooled Huixu and the others on April Fool's Day, you can also do it. The dark skin on your face is all caused by makeup. "
After Zhou Orangutan heard what I said, "Everything you said is true."
I nodded, "Of course it's true."
"Then there's no real place for him."
I thought about it and then said to Zhou Orangutan calmly, "The wrinkles and freckles on my face are real."
Qiao Goulu let out a "puff" on the side, and then laughed "haha". This time the laughter was more exaggerated. Zhou Orangutan covered her mouth, and the two of them took a few steps back to the side, and then the two of them We just started laughing when we were together, and we laughed so happily,
I shook my head. Is this something? It's a normal thing. In fact, Zhou Orangutan didn't ask me the most important thing, which is how do I know this? In fact, I just made random guesses, but I feel like I guessed It's quite accurate,
The old man and Lin Ran were indifferent to our reaction here, as steady as a mountain, as if it was really the same thing, which made me full of contempt for him,
Not long after this, the old man took a deep breath, and then said to Lin Ran, "You want to calculate the marriage, right?"
Lin Ran nodded, "Well, it's considered marriage."
Then the old man smiled at Lin Ran, "Just like that young man." Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at me.
Lin Ran said "Yeah" and said, "It's his fault."
"Do you know your birthday and horoscope?"
When Lin Ran heard this, he said, "I don't know."
"Please tell me your birth date, down to the precise time."
Lin Ran thought for a while, "Wait a minute, I'll call and ask."
The old man nodded, "Hurry."
"Yeah, don't worry." Lin Ran immediately took out the phone and said,
I took a step forward, and then said to the old man, "I know, I will tell you what I know, and you can work it out."
The old man looked at me and said, "How can I make ends meet with this?"
"Oh, that counts as our marriage, don't you need my birthday and horoscope?"
"What are you doing with yours?" the old man said to me, "I don't need people who are dishonest."
"Oh, then even if she is married to me, then she won't use mine, just use her own."
"We naturally have our own ways."
When I heard this, "Oh, this book of yours is the I Ching. They say there is a fortune-telling part in the I Ching, right?"
The old man shook his head, and then sighed at me, "The 10 generations of our ancestors have all been fortune tellers. It's just that our generation has had bad luck. Our ancestors were so brilliant that they used all our incense." "
"Haha, then if you don't read the Book of Changes, what are you holding in your hands?"
The old man looked at me and said solemnly, "Generally, people who read the I Ching cannot tell fortunes even if they are proficient, because the I Ching itself is not a book that teaches fortune telling, but a book that explains the laws of nature. And in ancient times, The only copy of the I Ching passed into the hands of one person, and that person destroyed a chapter in the I Ching that could inspire people to learn fortune telling, because the disciples of the I Ching starved to death. If everyone knew how to tell fortunes, why would they want to find a fortune teller? Therefore, this Part of it was passed down in the form of oral instructions, all dictated by the master." Then the old man pointed at himself, "My ancestors are the only descendants of this book."
"Isn't it ruined?"
"It was destroyed, but we still have a collection of copies at home." Then the old man pointed at his two blue books, "One is an ordinary I Ching. I usually read the contents in it when I have nothing to do. It is a kind of sublimation for me. "
"What about the other one?"
The old man smiled and said, "The other book was written down by my ancestor based on his master's dictation and his many years of experience. It will be passed down from generation to generation and will be passed down from generation to generation. It is a family treasure."
When I heard this, I nodded, "Oh, oh, that's right." Then I glanced at him, "Can you tell me something realistic later?"
"What do you mean?" The old man looked at me,
I smiled and then asked the old man, "How many women can I sleep with?"
The old man looked at me, then thought deeply for a moment, "I'll figure it out for you later."
I made a "cut" sound, and then took out a cigarette without bothering to pay attention to him. I lit the cigarette myself, held it in my mouth, and hummed a tune.
Within two minutes, Lin Ran hung up the phone.
After hanging up the phone, Lin Ran looked at the old man and said, "Master, I'd like to say hello."
The old man smiled and said, "Please write." Then the old man handed Lin Ran a brush, and there was still ink on the edge of the brush.
"I can't write with a brush."
"As long as you write it smaller, it doesn't matter if it's ugly. Just write numbers."
Lin Ran said "Oh" and then wrote down those words.
I watched Lin Ran finish writing those things. The old man took the brush back and put it into the small bag. Then he smiled at Lin Ran, "Close your eyes, and then think about the person you want to marry, and then shake your head." Take this bamboo tube and shake the bamboo stick out of it."
Lin Ran nodded, then closed his eyes and began to shake the bamboo tube,
Once or twice, Lin Ran closed his eyes, and then a lottery came out.
Lin Ran opened his eyes and looked at the old man,
The old man smiled and said, "Keep shaking."
Lin Ran looked at the old man, "Do you still need to shake out one? Hasn't it already been shaken out?"
The old man nodded and "keep shaking."
Lin Ran said "Oh" and then closed his eyes. After a while, he shook out another one.
The old man picked up the two lottery tickets and looked at Lin Ran.
Lin Ran opened his eyes and looked at the old man, "What do you mean?"
The old man smiled, stretched out his hand and handed the lottery to Lin Ran,
Lin Ran took the signature in his hand and started reading it in his own mouth,
"We are never free to gain or lose. I advise you not to ask for help from the strong. Wait until your fortunes are good and you will be better than others."
"After several years of hard work and hard work, today I am looking for a know-it-all. I believe that my hard work will pay off and I will succeed if I am determined to teach."
Then Lin Ran looked at the old man in confusion, "What do you mean?"
I coughed next to me, "Ahem, the city management is here."
The old man stood still and just smiled at Lin Ran without saying a word.
Lin Ran turned his head and glanced at me, "Wang Yue, shut up."
I sighed, "Why do you tell me to shut up? I just said, the city management is here, what's the matter?"
Lin Ran took out a hundred yuan from his clothes and handed it to the old man, "Please give me a sign."
The old man glanced at Lin Ran, then shook his head, "I said, I won't take any money."
When Lin Ran heard this, he said, "Please master, please give me the interpretation."
Then the old man took out a small paper box from the side. The paper box was red, with "merit box" written in black letters on it. There was a mouth on it,
I was stunned for a moment, "I've been making trouble for a long time, and I'm still hiding something like this."
Then the old man looked at Lin Ran and said, "You can put the money here to show your sincerity."
When Lin Ran heard this, he simply put the one hundred yuan into the box without saying anything.
"What a fool!" Then I became anxious and walked to the edge in a few steps, reaching out to grab the box.
The old man held the box in his hand and remained motionless.
Lin Ran turned around and pushed me, "Wang Yue, what are you doing?"
I pointed at the old man and said, "Give me the money, or I'll call someone to destroy your stall now."
The old man glanced at me, ignored me, and then said to Lin Ran, "I'll explain it to you in detail."
"Hey, I'm stupid," he yelled after me, "I can't speak well, what's wrong with me?" Then I started to move forward.
{Piaotian Literature www.piaotian.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our biggest motivation}