"This idea is to give me a ring." Chen Yang smiled and said, "The broken ring you gave me is worth as much as this cake."
"That's the price of several cakes," I said calmly,
"What kind of ring?" Then Brother Xu pointed at the big cake. "It costs a lot of money for this big cake."
I smiled and said, "Platinum."
"Fuck you, where did you get the money to buy those?"
I pointed at Orangutan Zhou and said, "Ask him."
"It's true." Zhou orangutan nodded, "It must be. We just bought it together. I can testify that I bought it with my family's discount card. Brother Xiaoliu also taught me a lesson."
"real."
I nodded, "I asked my mother and father for 500 each and asked me to pay."
"Holy shit, are you crazy?" Brother Xu followed up and asked, "Are you okay with that?"
"That must be connected to MUST"
Chen Yang looked at me from the side, "Fuck you, uncle, you stinking idiot, have you made money?"
Brother Xu followed up and said, "Yes, for my birthday, I gave you a mobile phone and a ring. Why are you so willing to just pretend to be a fool?"
I nodded, "This is the feeling I want. No matter whether I have money or not, I am absolutely willing to spend money on my woman. I have a code of conduct for each person."
"Can you stop being so wasteful?"
"That's it, how nice it would be to happily spend money with my brother."
I looked at Brother Xu with disdain and said, "Look, just tell me your true thoughts."
"I'm sorry to you, but what I said is true. Brotherly love lasts a lifetime, and women are like clothes."
I smiled and said, "If Cheng Xue is next to you and you dare to say that, you are considered awesome."
"Am I someone who is afraid of my wife?
"Get out, get out, stop pretending."
Zhou Orangutan smiled on the side and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, your spirit is worth learning from me, really."
Brother Xu glanced at Zhou Orangutan, and then sighed, "Zhou Orangutan follows you every day, which has a great influence on him."
Qiao Goulu followed up and said, "What, Zhou Zhou didn't learn at all in this aspect. He actually learned something he shouldn't have learned."
Zhou Orangutan looked at Qiao Goulu and said, "What should I learn that I shouldn't learn?"
"Lying to deceive people, pretending to be a fool and trying to be poor."
"I'm so stupid."
"I'm so stupid."
Zhou Orangutan and I said in unison,
Then "Haha" Brother Xu and the others started laughing,
"Am I that kind of person?"
"I just said it casually, Brother Six."
I sighed, "My reputation has been ruined by you all."
"That's right, and my reputation," Zhou Orangutan said as he followed me, "it's all been ruined by you."
Chen Yang took a step forward, and then said to me, "Let's celebrate Xi Yu's birthday tonight."
I nodded "Yeah."
"You've taken so much trouble."
"That is, this is my wife, my true love."
"Yeah, true love, true love."
"I've finally convinced you," Chen Yang continued, "Let me tell you, you will definitely die at the hands of a woman in your life, and your death will definitely be miserable."
"Have you ever heard of a saying?"
"What"
I smiled and said, "If you die under the peonies, you will be a ghost even if you are a ghost."
"Fuck you, you stinking idiot."
"**, you idiot."
"Lambi."
"Yes, Langbi."
"Just wave, wave hard."
"What do you know?" I smiled, "I will send her to her class later."
"What, you want to send them to class?" Qiao Goulu looked at me, "It's so exaggerated."
I nodded, "What time is it now?"
"I'm in self-study class. I have two more classes before school is over."
I thought for a while and then said, "You guys go back to class first, I'll go directly to their class."
"Can you please stop being so wasteful?"
"You don't care about me." Then I took the cake from Brother Xu's hand and said, "You go about your business."
“Such a preference for sex over friends”
"He's not living for a day or two."
I didn’t argue with them either,
He smiled, then walked to the side, reached out and took out the phone, and called Xiao Xiyu,
The call came through within two seconds, "Hello."
"daughter in law"
"Sixty-six."
I smiled and said, "Did you have fun at home at noon?"
"I'm so happy. My mother cooked at noon and prepared a lot of delicious food for me."
"You didn't go out to eat."
"I didn't go. I always eat out, so I ate at home today. It's so comfortable. My brother also brought his new girlfriend. She is really beautiful. She is much prettier than the previous one. If you haven’t seen it before, I’ll take you to see it when I get the chance.”
I took a deep breath and said calmly, "I met your brother's girlfriend earlier than your brother."
When Xiyu heard this, "What? I said he has a new girlfriend."
"I have really seen it, and I saw it earlier than the sunset."
"Can you stop bragging? Why do you like bragging so much?"
"What I said is true."
"Okay, okay, you've seen her before. You've seen everything. Tell me what she does, how tall she is, and how she usually dresses. Okay. If you tell me, you'll be considered awesome."
"Well, his new girlfriend is from an insurance company, right? She sells insurance, right? She's quite fair, and she often wears a black suit, and has a standard S-shaped curve, and sometimes she wears her hair in braids, right? It looks like She is quite elegant, and she must have been wearing five-centimeter high heels, and she stood with Xiyang. Xiyang is not much taller than her. She is about 1.65 meters tall, and she has a groove, right, and only weighs about 100. One pound goes down, ninety pounds goes up."
After I finished saying this, the phone suddenly went silent.
"Hey, hey, hey." I shouted three times in a row, and the other person answered, "Ah, Liuliu, here you are."
I smiled and said, "Am I right?"
"Yes, that's right, but why do you even know whether someone has a ditch or not? You bastard, you pervert, do you want to die?"
I took a deep breath and smiled "Mistake, mistake"
"What a mistake, I'm dead."
"No, no, dear wife, it's your birthday today, be happy."
"You want me to be unhappy."
"Well, well, I was wrong, okay."
"Tch, wait until I see you at night."
"Haha, okay, okay, do whatever you want."
"Tch, you didn't go to class, you spoke so calmly."
"Don't you speak quite calmly?" I smiled and continued, "What else are you doing at noon?"
"They all gave me birthday gifts, and then Xiyang asked me to call you over and eat together."
"What." I said a little excitedly,
"Xiyang said he would cook himself and then make food for you."
I took a deep breath and said, "This is Sunset trying to kill me."
"Haha" Xiyu smiled, and then said, "Will you come pick me up after school?"
"Well, you are studying in class now, right?"
"Yes, here you are."
"That's okay. I'll go over there now and pick you up after school."
"Now, our teacher has just gone out, maybe he will be back when?"
"It's okay, I'll beat him when he comes back."
"Look at you."
I smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, wait for me."
"Well, okay."
I hung up the phone, then looked back and found that Brother Xu and Zhou Orangutan were really gone.
I hugged the big cake and drove along the very narrow road. Halfway there, I saw two women walking over from the opposite side. It was obvious that they had also escaped from class.
I ran along this road to go to the first grade of high school, and they, who were in the first grade of high school, wanted to run along the road to play, so we met.
After we met, I looked at the two women, and they looked at me,
After a long while, Xiao Mengmeng smiled and said, "Oh, isn't this Sixth Brother?"
I glanced at her and said "HELLO, beauty."
Xiao Mengmeng looked at the big cake in my hand and said, "What are you doing, making such a big cake?"
"My daughter-in-law has her birthday today, so I'll send her to class so she can give her points."
"Tch, if it's someone's birthday, you give them a cake."
I pointed at the gap in the middle of the cake. "Did you see it? Inside this box is a ring. It's white gold. Thank you."
When Xiao Mengmeng heard this, she said, "Hey, take it out and show it to me."
I glanced at her, "If I take it out, it will break. I have to open it for my wife. Can I just give her a cake? Let her share the cake among their classmates."
"Oh, Brother Six is so good at troubleshooting."
I smiled and said, "That's natural."
Xiao Mengmeng smiled at me, "Then next time it's my birthday, I want such a big cake."
"Go find your man and buy it for you."
"I don't have a man."
"Then let me introduce you to someone, and you can see if it works."
Xiao Mengmeng smiled and pointed at me, "I want to be like you. I want to see my wife as I see my ancestors, and I want to be like you who values sex over friends."
"Damn, what are you talking about? I love my wife, not my ancestor. What do you know?"
"Yeah, I understand. You have always loved your wife, right."
I nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, I won't tell you anymore. Class will be over soon. I have to go there quickly and deliver her things so that she can go and share her things after class. And then we have to celebrate her birthday in the evening." Let’s go.”
"What about you?"
I nodded, "Very well."
"Remember, when it's my birthday, you can do this for me too."
I shook my head, "No money."
"Why are you so stubborn? Why are you willing to give up everything with your wife?"
"Nonsense, that's my wife, what do you know?"
Xiao Mengmeng took a deep breath, and then looked at me with contempt, "You are worthless, so afraid of your wife."
"I'm happy." I smiled, "Bye, beauty." Then I said "Ah" and turned around, "Remember, no man is afraid of his wife, he loves his wife."
I followed me without hearing Xiao Mengmeng's reply, and walked to the door of Xiyu's class with a smile.
I looked inside at the door. There was no teacher. I felt so comfortable. I took a deep breath and did some preparatory exercises. Then I hugged the cake and pushed the door open.
Their class had some noisy classes, but it suddenly became quiet.
I carried the cake to the podium, glanced at the students in their class, "Daughter-in-law, I love you, happy birthday." Then I carried the cake to Xi Yu's side, put the cake down on her table, "Share it for you." Your classmates." Then I smiled at Xiyu, "Daughter-in-law, I love you." Then I kissed Xiyu's cheek,
"Wow" a woman next to Xiyu opened her mouth and shouted, "It's so exciting."
Xiyu looked at me and then said something to me,
It was also the first sentence she said to me, and it was also the first sentence I waited for with excitement.
Xiyu was very direct and panicked, scolding me, "Wang Baliu, you are crazy."
{Piaotian Literature www.piaotian.net thanks all book friends for their support, your support is our greatest motivation}