Yoko was frightened by me, so she smiled at me and said, "What are you doing? Why are you staring at me?"
I said: "You are just talking nonsense. I am not going to borrow it. I am going to get it or rob it. You are so angry with me."
Yoko said: "It's enough for everyone to chip in together."
I said: "Stop it, I know how everyone is living in the accommodation, how can I let everyone pool money with me to do this?"
Yoko said: "That's not what I'm talking about. You can follow the day students."
I thought for a while: "You mean Viagra and Xiaolizi."
Yoko said: "Why can't you remember that brother of yours? I heard from Brother Hao that he is quite rich."
I stared at Yoko again, looking hard,
Yoko said to me again: "Okay, okay, don't look at me like that. Why don't you stop talking to me?"
I said "haha", then got up and hugged Yoko: "Damn, I didn't expect you to be so talented. Why didn't I think of it? I just realized that you are so beautiful."
Yoko quickly pushed me away: "Get out, get out, you are so worthless, aren't you just a woman?"
I said: "You know shit, okay, my brothers would like me to give you something."
A person next to me said: "Send me a set of underwear." I looked at him and ignored him.
Brother Hao said: "Send the money directly." I looked at Brother Hao lazily,
Another buddy in the dormitory said: "Just give it away."
I raised my head and glanced at him: "If you give it away, she will kick you to death. I believe her."
Then I heard the big-mouthed Yoko say: "Just give me a condom." Then everyone around him was happy,
I stared at Yoko: "Okay, if you find a wife one day, if it's her birthday, I will definitely give her a condom."
Yoko said: "Okay, I want to give you something expensive, haha."
People who know this are not serious, so they think about what to give. While I was thinking about it, Yoko said again: "Brother Six, I think it is better to give money. Actually, you can give it, 131 yuan and 4 cents, plus 520 cents. Then I would sort it out for her, use all the new money from the bank, and then give it to her, how meaningful it would be.”
I looked at Yoko: "It's quite nice, a bit luxurious, but there's no way you can give money as a gift."
Yoko gave me a look of disdain: "Then what do you want to give as a gift? Give me anything that is not extravagant."
I thought about it and said seriously: "It's better to give him a mobile phone, wrap it up in a torn newspaper, and put a flower from the outside. Haha, it's my own idea."
Brother Hao interrupted me: "What are you using now? Do you have a mobile phone?"
I said: "I don't have a mobile phone. I have a PHS with unlimited phone credit, which is good. I will use this PHS and mobile phone. I will collect money to buy one for her. It will make it easier to contact her in the future. That's it, haha."
Yoko was also happy: "Well, this thing is not a luxury. You only have 500 living expenses a month. If you don't eat or drink for 3 months, you can buy her something similar."
I thought for a while: "I'll start borrowing money tomorrow. My mother and I have overdrafted next month's living expenses, and we'll start borrowing again. That's it."
Brother Hao shook his head: "Liu, you are so crazy, you love madman."
Yoko said: "Then I will spend the money for you. My aunt sells tweed and roses, so it will be cheaper for you."
I said, "Is it appropriate to make it cheaper?"
Yoko said: "It's okay, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. She's my aunt anyway. I'll tell you, that's enough."
I thought for a while: "Yoko, you misunderstood me. I want to spend it, but I still don't want to pay. Is there anything you can do?"
Yoko was happy: "Nonsense, of course there is nothing we can do."
I glanced at Brother Hao, who was also happy. I stretched out my hand and blew my fist, and Brother Hao walked towards Yoko. Yoko quickly said: "Okay, there is a way."
Then Brother Hao said to Yoko: "Haha, I understand it so quickly now."
Yoko glanced at Brother Hao: "How dare you bully me and help Liu bully me? Let me find a way for you." Everyone chatted for a while and then went to bed.
The next day after school at noon, Brother Hao and I had just left the classroom. My phone rang. When I picked up the phone, I saw it was Xu. Brother Xu said, "Wait for me at the door after school. If you have something to do." After that, he hung up.
I said to Brother Hao: "You go to the cafeteria to buy food first. Just buy me some. Buy whatever you want. I'm going to start saving money. I'll ask my mother for next month's living expenses next week, and I'll make some overdraft. I'm waiting for Huixu and the others here, I have something to do."
Brother Hao smiled at me: "The power of love is really great. Okay, just wait."
After a while, I saw Brother Xu and the others came towards me. Brother Xu, Chen Yang, and Xiao Chao came to me and said, "Liu'er, how are you living in school? Are you getting used to it?"
I said, "It's a shame to adapt. The control is too strict. If you are caught by the dormitory teacher smoking, you will have to write an inspection and pay a 50 yuan deposit. In fact, you will give them 50 yuan, damn it."
Chen Yang said: "Huixu and Xiaochao told their families about accommodation, but we just added up the total, so why don't we call you and let's go live together at my house. Anyway, there is no one at home all year round, and my mother and father are quite kind. , and you also save on accommodation fees, so you can do whatever you want, it’s so free.”
When I heard this, I said: "Chen Yang, you are so handsome. Hurry up. I'll check out of the hotel as soon as possible. I can move in later."
Chen Yang said: "The two of them moved there yesterday. Think about how to check out and ask Fei Ge to drive in to help you move your things. You'd better get it done today so we can celebrate tonight."
I finished listening: "Okay, wait for my call this afternoon. It's done. Let Fei Ge send us there for a few nights to start a new life. I'm excited just thinking about it. We used to live outside the school and it was so comfortable." After writing a few more sentences, I went back to class.
When I got to class, I thought about how to ask for leave for a long time, and then I decided on the old plan. I called Fei Ge, and after getting through, I said to Fei Ge: "I have to check out today, and I have to do it today. Where did you hire me from?" Someone, please pretend to be my dad and handle the check-out procedures for me."
Brother Fei said: "Hey, it's so urgent, can it be done? The teacher doesn't know your family, and you don't live in the dormitory, where are you going to live?"
I said: "The teacher has never met my dad. It's okay. You can just find a 40-year-old guy. Didn't we all work in junior high school? Moreover, this teacher doesn't care about me at all now. I'm not in the dormitory, so don't deduct points for him." Well, she was quite happy with it. After she finished it, she just helped me move my things to Chen Yang’s house, and we’ll have some drinks in the evening.”
Brother Fei said: "Fuck, okay, I'll go find someone and drive to find you in the afternoon. Damn it, I have to change my clothes. Fuck, you'll be living at Chen Yang's house from now on."
I said: "There is also Xiao Chao, Brother Xu, and Chen Yang. The four of us are starting to be together for a long time."
Brother Fei smiled and said, "That's good, just wait for me." After saying that, he hung up the phone.
I'm so happy because I don't have to do this evil night self-study, and I don't have to be angry with that evil old man in the dormitory.
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