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【897】Invincible Lobster

Orangutan Zhou was frightened by me and took a step back, then stared at me curiously with his furry face and big eyes,

I said to Zhou Orangutan, "Speak, speak quickly, something stabbed you, big lobster." Then I turned my head and glanced at the big lobster who was still laughing there,

"Brother Xiaoliu, why are you so excited?" Then he pushed my hand away, "As for being so excited, it's not a big deal."

I reached out and grabbed Zhou Orangutan's arm. "What did you just say? Don't talk nonsense to me. I'm asking you."

"I said I saw the big lobster reach out and stab the man." Zhou Orangutan said very calmly. I was a little depressed. In Zhou Orangutan's eyes, that's what it means to be nothing.

There was a "buzzing" sound in my head, and I was blinded. Then I pushed Zhou Orangutan away, and then hurriedly ran to the back. "Don't get off, don't get off." I pushed Brother Ze to the side of the big lobster.

lobster."

The big lobster raised his head and looked at me arrogantly, "Why are you calling you brother shrimp?"

I looked at him and said, "You went under the knife yesterday."

The big lobster nodded his head very arrogantly, "Yeah, a small knife, but it won't be very deep. I use it to sharpen pencils, so I just scratched it."

"Isn't it pricked?"

Big Lobster reached out and took out a pencil sharpener. "Do you think this thing can be penetrated? Of course it can be scratched."

I first glanced at Orangutan Zhou, who stuck out his tongue at me, then spread his hands with an innocent expression on his face, "I think the meaning is similar."

I was shocked. Both stabbing and chopping have legal consequences. The former is much more serious. I took a deep breath and looked at the big lobster, "Why didn't you tell us?"

Xiao Chao was also stunned on the side: "I had a knife yesterday."

Brother Ze stood up and said, "Damn it, you used a knife, how come we didn't know about it."

The big lobster looked at the few of us, "Why are you so excited? You are all calm, calm down." Then the big lobster stood up very impressively, and then put his hands behind his back, "Don't worry, your brother shrimp will be measured in his actions."

, I just made two cuts on his butt. His clothes will definitely be gone, and the cuts won’t be very deep. I just used a pencil sharpener, so nothing will happen.”

I took a deep breath, and then said to the big lobster, "Naqu Zheng didn't have any reaction at that time."

Big Lobster thought for a while, then touched his head, "Which one is Qu Zheng?"

When I heard, "Which one did you draw?"

"That's the one you drew."

When I heard this, I suddenly felt relieved. It would be much better if it wasn't Qu Zheng. I'm not afraid of the curved sword either. It's just that paddling to Qu Zheng and paddling to Dazhao would definitely have different effects. "Are you sure, it's

The one I held the knife to."

Big Lobster nodded, "Yes, I saw you hated him so much that you couldn't really cut the knife on your neck, so I went to help you."

I took a deep breath, "But why didn't I know that at the time?"

"Even so, I don't know either."

"I don't know either"

The big lobster looked at us, stretched out a finger in a cool manner, and shook it, "Let me tell you, there is still a certain distance between you and your brother shrimp. Who is brother shrimp? Brother shrimp is me. Who am I?

I am a demigod. Do you understand what a demigod is?" Big Lobster pointed at Brother Ze and the rest of us. "My realm is not comparable to that of you ordinary people."

Then Big Lobster took two steps forward and pushed Brother Ze, "Just like you, a muscular man. Apart from muscles, what else do you have?" Then Big Lobster stretched out his hand and moved the chessboard, "General." Then he patted his hand. Do you still have a way to survive?"

He followed the big lobster to the side of Xiao Chao and pointed at him, "And you, you are an emotional idiot. You are following others every day, and you are not tired. It has been almost a year, and you are still following me." Well, sometimes I really want to say, oh, brother, you are Superman. In fact, Superman has another nickname, and that is idiot."

After Big Lobster finished talking about Xiao Chao, he walked to Xiao Mei and said to Xiao Mei, "You are a girl. You are crazy all day long. You don't look like a girl at all. You treat Xiao Chao lukewarmly. Recently, you have been talking to this guy." We have a good relationship with the muscular men, we always eat together, what's the matter, why are you two having an affair?"

Just as Xiaomei was about to explode, I reached out and grabbed her arm. Then I looked at the big lobster,

The big lobster walked to my side, then pointed at me, "And you, Xiao Liuzi, you just screamed at no matter how big the problem was. I just slashed him twice. You can't do it." , I'm going to do it, that's normal, you don't have to admire me, Brother Xi, in fact, I'm just an ordinary person, I'm just smarter than you all."

Zhou Orangutan was next to me, looking at Big Lobster, and then Big Lobster glanced at Zhou Orangutan with contempt, stretched out his finger, and shook it at Zhou Orangutan: "And you, you are not worthy of my evaluation, I think Evaluating you is an absolute waste of my saliva."

The big lobster circled around us with his hands behind his back, and then the door of our class opened and was kicked open.

"What a fool." Big Lobster scolded, "Who is so fucking incompetent? We Wenjiu's door can be easily kicked open by someone like this."

Then Sister Jing appeared at the door of our class. Next to Sister Jing, there was Jingjing. They held their arms and came in happily.

But the smiles of the two people froze on their lips after what Big Lobster said.

Big Lobster lowered his head and looked very sad, "Hey, it's two men and women again. The world is really going downhill. The world is going downhill." When Big Lobster said the second sentence of "The world is going downhill," he looked up to the sky and sighed. , he is quite charming, and my urge to beat him was extinguished by his words,

"You said that all the little girls nowadays are like this. They don't look like women at all. They are always sloppy and sloppy. Mom is competing with mom. You are saying that you are sloppy." Then the big lobster turned his head and said Before the two words were uttered, Xiaomei punched the big lobster in the face and said, "You fuck your mother."

The big lobster covered his face and said "Ouch." Then I saw a group of people, just like a wolf seeing a sheep, they rushed forward with a howl. Sister Jing and Jingjing both stepped on the table and jumped over.

I calmly stayed in place, and then the whole class was filled with the screams of giant lobsters. It was really terrible and tragic.

Zhou Orangutan also stood calmly beside me, holding his lower handle with one hand, and carefully looked at the scene opposite.

It was like a real fight on the opposite side. The big lobster was lying on the narrow floor in the corridor. Then a group of people surrounded the big lobster. Because the place was small, some people were lying on the table, and then they were waving their hands to beat the big lobster.

The screams of big lobsters continued throughout the full level,

I turned my head and looked at the expression of Zhou Orangutan, and then I was a little confused and said, "Orangutan."

Zhou Orangutan turned his head and glanced at me, "What are you doing, Brother Xiaoliu?"

"Why are you so honest? You can't even move."

Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "Brother Xiaoliu."

"Um."

"You also know my strength. With these soldiers and generals, do you think they are worth my while?"

I was stunned for a moment, "What kind of thing is worthy of your action?"

"A muscular man like Xue Weize is barely worth lifting a finger from me."

I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Orangutan."

"Ah, Brother Xiao Liu, what's wrong?"

“You’ve been playing with big lobsters a lot lately, you know?”

"Well, how do you know that?" Zhou Orangutan looked at me with a surprised face, "I've been hanging out with big lobsters every day lately."

I sighed "It's very simple."

"What's the meaning."

"Those who are close to vermillion are red and those who are close to ink are black." Then I took two steps forward, leaving the surprised and confused Zhou Orangutan behind. I came to Brother Ze's side and patted Brother Ze on the back.

Brother Ze was about to pack up the big lobsters, then turned to look at me and said, "Liu'er."

I nodded, "Well, come out for a moment, I have something to do."

Brother Ze smiled and said, "Yeah, okay."

Brother Ze and I walked out of the classroom door calmly.

In the corridor, Brother Ze looked around and said, "Over there, there are fewer people, and you can still smoke a cigarette."

I nodded, "Yeah, okay."

I followed Brother Ze to the corridor and looked around to make sure there was no teacher. I took out the cigarettes from my clothes, handed one to Brother Ze, and picked one up myself. Brother Ze had a lighter in his hand. He lit it for me easily,

I took a puff of my cigarette and then looked at Brother Ze, "Why didn't you tell me earlier."

Brother Ze thought for a moment, then smiled, "I don't know how to speak, Liu'er."

I looked at Brother Ze and said, "You are hurting me by doing this."

"What does it have to do with you?"

"Well, it was me who caused it. You went to bed with Xiao Mei and checked into a room. It was me who caused it, right?"

Brother Ze looked at me and asked, "What does this have to do with you?"

I smiled and said, "I was also thinking about what I always thought had nothing to do with me, but could it really have nothing to do with me?" I said to Brother Ze, "You said you didn't go after so many women. Why did you just choose one?" I have to mess with Xiaomei, can you tell me?"

Brother Ze took a deep breath, "I don't want this either. Do you think I want this?"

"You don't want to, you don't want to know why this happened." I looked at Brother Ze, "What do you want me to do? What will happen to Xiao Chao if he knows about this."

"That's my wife. What she does is none of her business."

I was stunned for a moment and looked at Brother Ze, "How could you talk like that?"

Brother Ze glanced at me, and then took a deep breath, "That's enough, I really have enough. That is my wife. He regards my wife as his wife every day, and I can only watch from the side. I kept saying I can't say anything, let alone show too much excitement. Do you know how uncomfortable I am?" Then Brother Ze's eyes were slightly red, "I don't know why it's like this, I can't take care of that much anymore, Xiaomei is. Oh my god, I really can’t stand Xiao Chao following her all day long. I don’t know how I ended up with Xiao Mei, but I know I love her very much.”

"Okay, you love her, then why do you have to drag me into this?"

Brother Ze looked at me, "I haven't thought about that, really."

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