Zhou Orangutan stood right in front of me, "You woman, why don't you know what's good and what's good? Brother Xiaoliu let you go. Didn't you see it? If you hit him like this, what's wrong with you?"
Xiao Mei still didn't speak. Gradually, Xiao Mei stopped biting her lips, and then she loosened her tightly clenched fists, but her tears flowed down.
I was a little confused by her, and I pointed at her, "You came here and grabbed me indiscriminately, and then bit me and scolded me. Now you are still crying, and you feel so wronged. I bullied you, right?" How come?"
After Xiaomei heard what I said, she suddenly smiled, then she nodded vigorously and said to me, "Wang Yue, let's see." Then without saying a word, Xiaomei turned around, put on high heels, and started walking away. running around,
I looked at her figure and slowly disappeared from my sight. I sighed, and then looked at the back of my hand. It still really hurt.
Zhou Orangutan watched Xiaomei leave, and then the crowd of people around him slowly began to look relaxed. Zhou Orangutan then turned his head, then looked at me, and asked with great concern, "Brother Xiaoliu, are you okay?" Then he reached out and pointed at my neck and the back of my hands,
I spit on the ground, then took out a cigarette and lit it, "It's okay, I'm so fucking stupid, you stupid old woman, you're a living beast, I fucking provoked her."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and then smiled, "Brother Xiaoliu, do you have any affair with her?"
When I heard this, I scolded Zhou Orangutan, "I'm so mad at you, Zhou Orangutan. I'm so angry. Don't get angry with me. I'll take it all out on you."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Damn it, my orangutan brother helped you so much, do you still want to repay kindness with enmity?" Then Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Do you think your fighting ability can beat me?" ?”
I glared at Zhou Orangutan fiercely and said, "Do you want to experience the fun of big lobster?"
Zhou Orangutan suddenly shook his head vigorously, then smiled at me and touched his head, "I have a bit of a conditioned reflex, Brother Xiaoliu, I know I am wrong. I have been spending too much time with Big Lobster recently. You I also know it”
I took a deep breath and said, "You hang out with him every day."
"Yes, I hang around him every day."
"What can you do with him?"
"Oh, Brother Xiaoliu, you are wrong." Zhou Orangutan said to me very excitedly, "I have obtained the true biography of Brother Xia."
When I heard this, I looked at him with disdain, "What the hell is this?"
Zhou Orangutan pointed at the direction where Xiaomei had left, "Did you see how she fell down just now? Without me, she would have rushed over and scratched you twice. According to your personality, you would have been injured a little more." , or I saved you, Brother Xiaoliu."
I was stunned for a moment, then thought about what I just said, and then I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "You learned this from Big Lobster."
Zhou Orangutan nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, brother Xiaoliu, how are you? The results are good."
I sighed, then shook my head vigorously, too lazy to pay attention to Zhou Orangutan: "Where is your wife?"
"I'm home. There's no one in my house. It's just me. Brother Xiao Liu, let's go take a shower."
I looked at the orangutan and said, "I have no money."
"I have. Let's go." Zhou Orangutan hugged my arm and said, "As we walk, tell us about the history of your relationship, grudges, and love disputes with Xiaomei."
I kicked Zhou Orangutan in the butt, "What kind of bird fart did you give me again?"
Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand and patted his butt, then smiled at me and said, "No, no, I'm just curious, how did you touch her to make her hate you so much."
"You can see it too."
Zhou orangutan nodded, "My taxi was behind Xiaomei's taxi. I watched her get out of the car, and then I quickly got out of the car. But as soon as I got out of the car and was about to call her, I heard her there. She cursed, "You idiot Wang Yue," then threw something on the ground, and then she stepped on it a few times. I was a little confused by her, and then I didn't call her, so I followed her. "
When I heard, "Oh, that's why you secretly followed her. I thought you were lurking all the time."
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, and then took out a small clay figurine with no head and only a body from his clothes. "Look, look, this trick is so old-fashioned."
I looked at the little clay figurine, and saw that its head had been twisted off, and there were many small eyes on the body. You could tell that they were stuck with something without looking at them. On the chest were two words written in red pen: "Wang Yue." But now they were all covered with holes. Tu, you have to observe very carefully to understand these things.
I held the little clay figurine in my hand, and then suddenly fell into silence. What on earth did I do to her? She hated me so much that she actually took out such an old-fashioned thing and used it. But it still felt disgusting. I stretched out my hand and tried hard. After buttoning the words in front of the little clay figurine until it was beyond recognition, I threw the little clay figurine far away. Then I took a deep breath and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Why did you bother to get down with her just now?" "
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "She is going to fight you to the death. If you don't fight back, are you going to let her continue to go crazy?" Then Zhou Orangutan said to me with a smile full of various words and hints, " Brother Xiaoliu, tell me, what exactly did you do to her?"
I stretched out my hand and gestured to Zhou Orangutan, "I'm telling you, if you continue to make random guesses, I'll beat you to death."
Zhou Orangutan made a "cut" sound, and then said, "There must be something wrong with you two, or she can't be so desperate with you for no reason."
"I don't know either." I took a deep breath. "Who knows what happened to the stupid bitches."
"I really don't know." Zhou Orangutan still looked unconvinced, "Brother Xiaoliu, what's the relationship between us, and you still haven't told me."
"Fuck, what I said is true. I just had a fight with her a while ago, and then she didn't go to school for several days. Today she suddenly called me and said she had something to do with me, and called me out, and then She came to me, and then what just happened happened. If we really wanted to say what happened, we could only say that many days ago, we had a fight. She scolded me a lot, and I scolded her a lot. "
"Just for this reason." Zhou Orangutan had a disbelieving expression on his face.
I looked at Zhou Orangutan, then took a deep breath calmly, and then smiled at him, "Zhou Orangutan, let me remind you, if you are talking nonsense to me, I will not talk to you again, and I am not a human being."
"But Brother Xiaoliu, do you believe the reason you said? If it's just such a small thing, can she react so strongly? Look at her last expression, so cruel, as if she wants to die with you. You said that if you simply exchanged a few words with her, it might be like this."
"Are you stupid, Zhou Orangutan?" I scolded Zhou Orangutan. "The last sentence, go take a shower or go home."
Zhou Orangutan smiled "hehe" and said, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, Brother Xiao Liu." Then Zhou Orangutan said to me, "Let's go, let's take a taxi, take a bath, and then eat. Anyway, I don't have an appetite now. Let's go first." Go bubble."
I glanced at the orangutan around me, then said nothing and let him pull me. We got into a taxi and went directly to the bathing center. After entering, we opened two bathhouses and took off our clothes. I didn’t care when I got in. It was hot and cold, so I got into the pool, and it almost stung me to death. There were 4 or 5 small cuts on my hands and neck. I soaked in the big pool and didn't speak or move.
Not five minutes later, Zhou Orangang came in with two bags of toiletries. He came to my side, then stretched out his hand to touch the water, "Oh my God, it's so hot." Then Zhou Orangutan said to me, "Brother Xiaoliu, How did you get down there?"
I glanced at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Just jump down."
"It's really fake, it's very hot."
"You just sit on the edge and slide into the pool. Then sit still and you'll get used to it in a few seconds."
"Does it really work?"
"Have I ever lied to you?"
Zhou Orangutan thought for a moment, and then I saw a "plop" sound. Zhou Orangutan lay flat on his head in the water, causing countless splashes around him. There were not many people in the bathhouse, but everyone was rubbing their hands in succession. The people taking a bath all looked at Zhou Orangutan, and their eyes clearly revealed a very important message: "Where did you come from, this idiot?"
The orangutan Zhou plopped in the water a few times, and then screamed "boil, boil, boil" vigorously.
I was really a little depressed, so I reached out and pulled Zhou Orangutan, "Stop screaming, shut up."
Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and then had a painful expression on his face. This lasted for less than a minute. Zhou Orangutan released his hand and said "Ah~~" and let out a long breath, and then slowly came to my side. , also leaned forward, "Ah, it's quite comfortable."
"Zhou Orangutan."
"What are you doing, Brother Xiao Liu?"
"Can you please pay more attention to your image in the future?"
"Brother Xiao Liu, the water is very hot. When I jumped down just now, I choked myself. I'm scared now. Fortunately, I didn't jump up, or I would have to dive under the pool."
I took a deep breath, "You can't see the bottom of such a transparent pool. Do you think this is a swimming pool?"
"When I was a child, I used the bathhouse as a swimming pool." Then Zhou Orangutan looked at me excitedly and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, aren't you afraid of water?"
"What does this have to do with taking a bath? It just reached my belly when I stood up."
"But the last time you fell into the river in the suburbs, it only reached your stomach. You fainted from the shock, and later you even caught a cold and a fever."
I glanced at the orangutans around me and said, “When will it be available?”
"Yes, brother Xiaoliu, let me help you recall it."
"Zhou Orangutan." I roared,
"Here you are, Brother Xiaoliu."
"Do you want to die?"
"I don't want to." Zhou Orangutan answered simply,
I was a little helpless and said, "Since you don't want to, just shut up."
Zhou Orangutan said "Oh", and then gave me a very aggrieved look, "Brother Xiaoliu, what is the conflict between you and Xiaomei?"
I took a deep breath, and then looked at Orangutan Zhou with some depression, "Orangutan, let me tell you something serious."
"Brother Xiaoliu, tell me."
"I really don't know." Then I felt helpless, "I don't know why she is looking for me like crazy. It's just that we had a fight a few days ago."
"Do you dare to swear?"
I nodded "Really."
"Ah, it turns out it's true." Zhou Orangutan leaned next to me, also a little confused, "Then why does she hate you so much, and even uses the tactics of stabbing villains."
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